>During today's WWE Fourth Quarter 2015 earnings call with investors, Vince McMahon was asked about the current string of injuries in WWE and how they will still have a good WrestleMania 32. Vince responded:
>"By being creative. We'll have an awesome WrestleMania. It'll be very attractive to our audience, just as attractive as last year."
Roman Empire
Sad. So very sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdD5ginK4I
What do you guys think of my OC
Who should I give a stand to next?
>>970981
>>By being creative
>It will be attractive to our audience like last year's
I don't know whether to laugh or bash my head into a wall at this statement.
Subtly but objectively improve one wrestler on the roster.
>Ryback
>Frog splash finisher called "The Hindenback"
>>970987
Deanetty
make his stand the guy dressed as dean in this picture
>>970990
stop giving creative ideas
>>970986
>how you want your career pham?
>gimmie that zack ryder route
>>970990
>Paige
>Finisher is getting naked and wanking herself off in the middle of the ring
>>970986
WAS IT MY EYES, WHEN YOU WENT OVER ME
THEY ARE SO GORGEOUS, PLEASE SET ME FREE
COULD IT BE MY LOOK, OR JUST MY HAIR
THAT MAKES THEM BOOK, ME LIKE A JOBBER
FUTURE ENDEAVOURED, I DON'T HAVE A PLACE
NO-ONE WANTS THIS GORGEOUS FACE
YOU CAN'T DENY, THAT I FLOPPED
REDDIT WAS WRONG, I'M GETTING DROPPED
AJ and Jericho should form a tag team together, that match at the start of Smackdown was pretty good.
>>970990
>Ramen
>Give him a manager
we're gonna get hotpocketed sooner or later with all these early threads.
>>970999
PART MAN, BUT ALL MANLET
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED, WHEN YOU ASKED FOR MY CALL-UP
DON'T TRY AND FIGHT IT, YOU CAN'T DENY
I AM A JOBBER
I WANNA DIE
>>971001
>he watches Smackdown.
>>971003
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN
AND I AM THE ADVOCATE OF YOUR
REIGNING
DEFENDING
UNDISPUTED
WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
THE CONQUEROR OF THE AUTHORITY
THE SAMOAN BADASS
ROMAN REIGNS
NOW MY CLIENT...
>>971007
Normally I would agree, but the Jericho/AJ feud is worth keeping up with.
>>971004
callate idiota culero
>>971008
>THE SAMOAN BADASS
I hate it when he says this
>>970986
That's easily the gayest thing I've seen today.
>>971007
If your standards are low enough to watch Raw, you can't complain about Smackdown.
>>971003
Too late for that. Vince loves his lazy "I played football brah" promos
>>970999
>>971005
not bad
>>971017
You can't fool me. I can tell a member of the Roman Empire when I see one.
>>971008
>THE SAMOAN BADASS
>Samoa Joe comes out fucks up Reign's shit
>>970990
Oh, and also
>Ambrose
>Stop doing the rope assisted clothesline
>>971007
It's better than Raw, family.
>>971021
Nah it's a good move, just do it less.
Occasional sub-finisher. Not super-spammed signature with a gay apron-twirl variation.
>>971020
Book it.
>>971007
Smackdown is almost as bad as RAW nowadays, only with a better commentary team.
>>971023
Well, you're right, I should have said stop spamming the move.
ITT: wrestlers who have been consistently over in every promotion they've been in
>>971029
>turn heel
>not the Dudleys anymore
>MAGGLE WHAT IS BILLY RAY DOING ON RAW
>WHO ARE THESE CHAIN GANG BIKERS MAGGLE
>tfw you have a fetish for watching Dean get manhandled by guys twice as big as him
I hope his fued goes somewhere at WM32 so I can fap to Lesnar punching the soul out of his hungry skeleton body
>>971023
I don't mind the apron variation, but I think the other wrestler should always turn around briefly after throwing him, as if they thing they've thrown him in/out the ring. Why wouldn't he just do a normal clothesline otherwise?
A 619 variation would be cool too, since it can genuinely look to the other wrestler like he's thrown him through the ropes. Don't know if he has the agility though.
>>971027
>mfw I distinctly remember when he started doing that /wwe/ popped hard for it
>mfw I remember when showed first signs of spamming and /wwe/'s trepidation began to rise
>the subsequent quick descent from "cool move" to "hated meme spot"
>nobody could do anything about it
Here lies the rebound lariat
long live the wackyline
>>971033
I'd like it more if it were at full speed.
Thing is, he takes his sweet time going backwards, rebounding the ropes, and then the other guy's supposed to sell it like he's been hit with a shotgun.
IDK, man, it frustrates me.
>>970986
>what kind of video editing you want famila
>just give me that 2005 senior project look
>>970986
He isnt even that good looking. Is that the point of his gimmick that he is delusional/narcissistic?
I mean he isnt ugly but he isnt model tier.
Hey!
>>971044
>he is delusional/narcissistic
yes
>>971037
Owens did a really good job selling the circumstances of it.
He also kinda freaked out like "Oh fuck I just threw the guy who does the rope-lariat into the ropes!".
Basically everyone else just watches him casually then takes the hit.
>>971044
Well, that is the point of his gimmick
ONE, TWO
IS THIS ON?
>>971054
C-can you guys n-not hear me or something?
>largest q4 revenue ever
BASED ROMAN
PUT THE BELT ON ROMAN
>>971056
18+
>>971007
Smackdown was fucking goat, Jericho and aj styles carrying the company. Wew it was a good show
>>971046
Nothing you can say!
>>971058
Literally have sex, moron
>There are people who don't watch Smackdown
Better than RAW senpai
>>971044
He's pretty hot m8
>>971065
Smackdown > Main Event/SS (because there are like three matches with based jobbers in an hour-long show and everything else is easy to skip through) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetid shit > Raw
>>971063
Nobody over the age of 18 unironically likes Roman. So you're either a shitposter or underage. Either way lose weight.
>jasethy gets injured and self BTFO right as q3 ends
>Roman gets #1 contenders and eventually the belt in Q4 2015
>biggest revenue for wwe ever
ROMAN EMPIRE
Based Roman saving the company
>>971071
18+
>>971072
more like
>a year of WWE ratings dropping while Seth and Romen held the belt
>Styles joins
>Biggest revenue for WWE ever
>>971080
Styles joined in q1 2016 you fucking underage retard
Zyzz would've been a great champion
>>971075
Yeah you post your shitty meme, in exchange I'll tell you what a vagina feels like.
>mfw booked myself to win the World Title and main event the biggest Wrestlemania ever
>>971083
Probably, that look and charisma. Kinda like a less wooden John Morrison.
also Elliot Hulse would make a god tier pro-wrestler, great promos.
>>971081
Q4 2015 actually.
>Wyatt family promo on Smackdown with Evil Ways theme song
Holy shit senpai, TNA on suicide watch.
>>971087
I wanna tongue fuck her belly button
>>971091
All of the Wyatt's will be in TNA by 2019
>>971098
>TNA surviving until 2019
Nice joke anon.
>>971103
TNA has been "going out of business" for like 5 years now. It never seems to die.
>>971098
WHAT ARE THE SWAMP MONSTERS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>971105
Dixie Carter is billionaire. TNA will never go out of business until she gets bored.
IT WILL BE AWESOME, DAMMIT
>>971109
>Dixie Carter's daddy is a billionaire.
ftftfamilia
>>971087
>>971088
Why would he give himself the championship?
Thats so gay desu senpai
It just shows he is his own biggest fan
Literally no one wanted him to win it
They were just happy anyone but Roman won
in4bliss
never run out edition
>>971110
>Christian headlining wrestlemania this year
My dick is hard ty vince
>>971109
she could do so much good with that money but she wastes it on TNA. the kids in africa ought to be pissed
>>971117
WELL YOU SEE ANON-UHH
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS-UHH
I AM THE GAME-UHH
THE KING OF KINGS-UHH
I AM THE BEST DAMN WRESTLER THIS COMPANY EVER HAS OR WILL SEE-UHH
AND QUITE FRANKLY-UHH
I DONT SEE ANYONE ELSE ON THIS ROSTER WHO CAN HANG WITH THE BIG DOGS-UHHHH
>>971083
>tfw no Frank Yang vs Nakamura feud
>tfw Kali muscle will never join the new day
>>971121
Why dont we just print off like a trillion dollars and send it to africa to end world hunger?
>>971117
>Literally no one wanted him to win it
That's some good heel work
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
>>971125
isnt Frank Yang like 5'7?
>>971126
i dont have time or energy to explain why but that ideal sucks more balls then jim ross
>>971084
>Yeah you post your shitty meme, in exchange I'll tell you what a vagina feels like.
>>971110
>Thursday
>Smackdown day
>No Michael Cole
>AJ Styles and Jericho feud
>Can download it before air so I don't have to watch it live
Why is SmackDown so based?
>>971127
No pablo. Good heel work is Shawn Michaels BTFO Montreal.
Triple H has x-pac heat. We've seen him cut the same boring promos for the past 16 years and quite frankly im sick of it.
>>971134
Without intrusive "os", lel
>>971131
He says he's 5'10" so probably 5'8"
>>971109
anyone else reckon vince should fight may weather at wm? just a shoot match to see if vince is packing heat
>>971135
Its not. Chris jerigoat is based.
>>971131
5'9 I think, he could feud with AJ about homosexuality
>>971091
Wait, then why the fuck aren't they just having AJ come out to that?
They clearly had to pay the rights to use it.
>>971143
aj style always did look like a gay porn star
>>971143
Triple h is bisexual and had had sex with Vince McMahon
Vince is bisexual and has had sex with hbk
The rock is bisexual but never had sex with Vince
John Cena is straight and never had sex with Vince
>>971151
the rock is defo not a bottom
>>971151
I bet John Cena watchs sex and the city
AJ Styles is literally two heads shorter than Vince.
Do u smarks honestly think Vince is going to push him?
>>971007
for the last month, smackdown has been better than raw senpai
>>971159
>AJ Styles is literally two heads shorter than Vince.
"Two heads" is how he got into the WWE in the first place.
>>971154
Oh my god
>>971154
>>971154
Oh my god
>>971154
>>971154
Oh my god
smackdown tonight is a small glimpse at what it would be like if le shield members didn't take up 1/3 of the screentime
>>971159
Daniel Bryan is literally two heads shorter than Vince.
Do u smarks honestly think Vince is going to push him?
>>971164
It was confirmed fake ages ago.
She did however post a picture on her snapchat almost naked
who was right bret hart or shawn michaels ?
>>971170
>she did however post a picture on her snapchat almost naked
SAUCE??!!
>>971170
you git the pic
>>971173
Both and neither
>>971164
And she wonders why BMJ won't marry her
>>971166
Nah Dbry is like 5' 11"
AJ is like 5' 8"
>>971177
why , after the news about the cancer i watched that doc about bret hart and made me wonder what yall are thinking about the 'situation'
>>971173
Bret.
Vince knew bret absolutely despised Shawn
To lose to him in his final match in Canada is just a spit in his a face
>>971015
This. I don't get why Raw is supposed to be better. If anything, it's fucking worse because it's 3 hours of shit.
Smackdown was actually really entertaining this week desu senpai
AJ and JUSTicho have great chemistry.
And that new announcer makes me actually want to care about matches
>>971180
Can u find it
>>971188
>And that new announcer makes me actually want to care about matches
This. He has the JR appeal. He's telling a story, calling moves, and actually talking to us (the viewer).
He needs to really be PPV status
>>971186
im kinda on the side of bret as well and the reason is that when shawn was suppose to drop the title to bret on wrestlemania he said that he was injured and he vacated the title ofc bret didnt buy it , shawn was doing and flips and shit
>>971189
No.
>>971197
Fucking faggot
>>971119
He said awesome.
I know it's a meme to hate on the smarkbusters but I've been watching their videos and actually find them really knowledgeable and in tune with the problems with WWE today.
You can argue with their language but you can't argue with their knowledge.
Who /smarkbusters/ here?
>>971144
Probably because AJ is a face now?
If anything they might give him the theme whenever he becomes heel.
>>971173
Only le kleeq memers think Shawn/Vince were right
>>971202
>unironically watching the smarkbusters
>>971182
Daniel Bryan said he was 5'8 in his retirement speech
>>971204
Eh, it's arguable that AJ was a face with the theme, but I get your point.
>>971202
It's not a meme. You keep shilling them here. Fuck off.
AJ is basically Dolph Ziggler's shtick, a show-off who can beat anyone. Except you know, AJ has a million times the talent and ability.
>>971202
they are right about some things
but then other things they are very wrong
>>971173
Bret was somewhat childish. But meaningful malice trumps puerility any day.
>>971212
And shockingly is better on the mic
>>971211
Bro I haven't shilled them ever.
I only just got in tune with what the busters have been saying, I used to think they were shills as well but check them out
>>971173
HBK is always right.
Bret is a self centered crybaby
>>971209
Oh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_vLyWvlQHc
>>971220
Based southern accent
So when is haitch going to pick up No Chance in Hell as his theme, and leave The Game to Seth?
>>971224
(You)
![WWE.Smackdown.2016.02.11.mp4_snapshot_00.16.23_[2016.02.11_15.37.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tnQF79O.jpg "WWE.Smackdown.2016.02.11.mp4_snapshot_00.16.23_[2016.02.11_15.37.49].jpg")
Jericho is so out of shape it bothers me
>>971229
Seths pedigree looks soooooooo poo poo.
Hes not big enough to make it look legit.
WWE should just give him curb stomp desu desu senpai lad fella.
>>971218
>>971224
the problem with bret was he believed in his character that canadian hero, he wanted to be invicible hero a role model so he no matter what he always tried to protect that image. this quality of his was a double edged sword incredible baby face a real hero but hard to deal with when things arent going his way. but desu im on brets side even tho i accept the fact that he wasnt always right
>>971234
it always seems to me that the niggas aren't jumping with him, I think haitch gave em some sort of signal, they always do it early or late and it looks awful.
>>971233
>out of shape
I'd like to see what you look like neckbeard.
>>971239
I'm a skinny dude. Jericho just looks fat, he's old though so I don't blame him
>>971233
>implying ur not an overweight fat owens fat fan
>>971241
Thank mr skeltal.
Please lift weights.
>>971233
>that
>out of shape
Please lift
>>971247
He has a gut that overhangs his dick
>>971235
Yeah I agree. That's what I meant when I said he was childish.
But when one side is childish and the other is intentionally malicious, childish ain't so bad.
>>971241
You're a twink with AIDS, everyone is fat compared to you.
>>971248
Its a 6 pack. Go look at his ig
>>971251
bret hart was "purer" in heart. what would u do if u were vince ?
>>971253
>looks like shit
Please post pic of urself right now
So the Dudleyz new gimmick is "fuck you, stop chanting tables, care about us not the tables".
and "fuck your nostalgia".
>>971253
>Out of shape doesn't pertain to appearance
>He just looks like shit.
You're a special kind of stupid.
>>971258
Give the belt to Austin instead of Shawn
>>971260
I'm not showing you my butt, beato.
>>971235
Ha. Trying to be Canadian Cena but failing because no swag.
I was watching Wrestlemania 4 and he threw a bitch fit after losing the battle royal and broke the trophy at the end. Could never appreciate someone like that.
>>971261
BASED
>>971266
Fucking obese smark nerds trying to call JeriGOAT out of shape.
18+
>>971271
Are you okay, pokepal?
>>971263
this wouldve been better but imo i think it would still be a problem since the match was ggoin to be at montreal . wwe shouldve made him vacate the title
Guys
I betted with my friend a 100 dollars that Ambrose is going to win at Fastlane
How fucked am I?
>>971273
Post the full version m8
>>971286
Bretty fucked m8. I suggest u leave the country and change ur name.
>>971286
hopefully u gon win lad
>>971286
Well you're gonna be 100 dollars poorer, not that fucked
There's a new WWE Game Night on the facebook page.
>>971306
Based, the social outcast guys are the shit
Here's the Dudleyz whole new heel promo, full length.
https://streamable.com/1zle
Thoughts lads?
>>970986
Kek
>>971306
Any more based Roman in it?
>>971306
>Total Divas gives us a glimpse into the personal lives of the women
>Breaking Ground gives us a glimpse into the developmental process
>Swerved, Game Night and UpUpDownDown show us wrestlers off the clock
>Ride Along shows us what the travel is like
How can we go even deeper /wwe/?
>>971316
Someone needs a gimmick where they wear a gopro in ring
>>971234
>you will see Seth hit Triple H with a Pedigree and pin him clean
>>971316
Bedcams.
>>971310
Shit crowd.
>That Enzo, Big Cass, Gable and Jordan promo from NXT
holy shit how can four guys be so based?
>Daniel Bryan gets announced as a Hall of Fame inductee
>Hall of Fame night comes
>"Ladies and gentlemen, here to induct Daniel Bryan"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohSMP3s1uks
You know it's gonna happen.
>>971376
It'll be Brie for that #TotalDiva money
>>971376
Then HBK superkicks him?
>>971376
Holy shit that theme. GOAT heel theme desu senpai
>>971376
Nah it'll be based Miz or Ryback.
>>971392
>implying they wont perform a ritual and summon Conner The Crusher to come back from the grave and induct him.
>>971376
It will be his best friend Roman Reigns
Is he autistic?
John is such a lucky fucker
>>971407
Not really lucky. He is probably one of the top 10 greatest men who ever lived so it makes sense he can have a hot woman.
God is real smite happy lately
First godless commie vegan D-Bry, now SJW forum mod Mark Nulty
>>971376
>tfw Regal was LITERALLY meant to become world champion after he won KOTR but got busted for steroids and never got close again after that
:(
>We predict who will be the next wrestler to be future endeavored.
I say Hornswoggle.
>>971412
Titus O Neil
Darren Young
Damien Sandow
>>971412
Jack Swagger
>that time triple h saved the business by swearing a lot and mooning people
>>971412
Los Matadores
>>971419
Hunter shouldn't you be booking the next NXT show or picking your giant jew nose?
>>970981
>smarks actually believe that Vince should tell the investors how shit Mania will be and that they should stop giving him money
>>971118
hello, ratto
>ywn lift weights while getting fucked by Brie Bella
>>971426
>implying Vince doesnt have a few tricks up his sleeves to make this mania GOAT
>Pro Wrestling Sheet has sources who tell him the arm-grab-heard-round-sports-entertainment was actually just Titus O'Neil trying to be a gentleman.
>O'Neil reportedly told WWE management he was just trying to ensure that Stephanie McMahon walked off stage before Vince McMahon in adherence to "ladies first" etiquette. The Superstar, who was initially suspended 90 daysfor the perceived slight to the Chairman, says he understands how his gesture could be misconstrued, but insists his intent was only to be polite.
>le supreme gentleman
>>971428
those tits are too big to be Brie
>>971431
what a stupid fucking nigger
>>971431
I feel bad for him. He seems like a really nice guy. Suspending him is ridiculous ffs.
>>971431
They reduced it to 60 days and Vince will most likely realize they need him for a bunch of Wrestlemania PR and lift the suspension.
>>971431
Wut. So he really is autistic?
>>971431
"Ladies first"
I'M THE BOSS GODDAMNIT. I GO WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT WHENEVER THE HELL I WANT
>>971433
- HH
>>971433
Did he also fuck Brooke you old faggot?
>tfw this will be Titus' 18 seconds
>tfw he will be over as fuck when he returns
>tfw entire crowds doing the "OOAH OOAH OOAH"
>we will never get to see based dbry retire haitch
>>971135
>excited for a Jericho feud
>2016
>>971444
They're never gonna let a nigger be World Champ
Or did you forget when Booker T was laid out for like 40 seconds by a Pedigree
>>971431
What a dumb nigger.
ARF ARF ARF ARF
>>971449
Jericho and AJ have amazing chemistry
>>971450
>>/pol/>>
>>971452
John Cena is of Nigerian descent though.
>>971431
This makes me lose all sympathy for him. How bloody autistic.
>>971431
JUST
I think the funniest part of the Titties O'Neil story is that he's being as polite as possible and being a total pushover, he has no idea how you get Vince's respect.
He's gonna get released, whether it be by his own request or WWE doing it on their own. Vince doesn't want fucking pushovers.
>2015 AJ will never feud with WCW Jeridad
>Daniel Bryan wanted to quit WWE and wrestle for another company, Dave Meltzer is reporting in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter.
>He had been studying CMLL heavily, and had actually grown his hair with the idea of going there and doing a hair versus mask match.
I think the concussions are worse than we thought
>>971460
He is not going to be released. He is one of the best people in the company for PR, I am shocked they suspended him at all.
>>971449
18+
>>971462
hes gonna end up like Angle but worse
>>971469
How? He isn't wrestling again.
>>971173
Bret
>>971464
Which was weird because just that day, they made a big deal how he got a Superbowl ring. Feels like it sends a message of "Doesn't matter how over or how hard you work, don't piss me off."
>>971472
Yes he is. He will miss it too much. His passion in life is wrestling, not Brie Bella, he will feel empty.
>>971431
Dumb as fuck. The boss always goes first. Really- if that's his excuse he's retarded.
>>971478
It doesn't matter what his passion is, what matters is next time he takes a decent bump he could die or have massive problems for the rest of his life.
>>971476
I hate HBGay so much.
>On the issue of Raw ratings, which are down 6% in quarter 4 2015 compared to last year, Vince said “Our ratings are down but not as much as the networks we are on. People aren’t watching TV as much.”
He's actually correct. This is exactly why USA network aren't making a big deal about the constant slip in ratings for Raw. Ratings on the network in general have been slipping fast, and Raw is actually one of the slower ones to fall away.
If anything USA network were almost falling over themselves to sign WWE to a new deal last year for that very reason
>>971462
Was this before or after he got that final test? While he might be dumb enough to risk his own life by doing this, I don't believe he'd risk Brie's. Anymore damage and he could seriously wind up going Benoit. Hopefully he's well aware of that.
>>971478
I highly doubt that.
>>971431
They're both retarded, leave the boss alone, and Vince is a fucking man child.
>>971483
Indeed. As Vince said, ratings are still important but the company will no longer live or die by them. As long as the network keeps the cash flowing, they'll be fine.
>>971483
so this means Seth is actually a draw?
>>971492
Of course not.
>>971129
ON THIS DAY
>>971495
I SEE CLEARLY
>>971376
>that theme
>not this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1wkgqt6g8
>>971492
No, it means the cancer he gave to the ratings can be resisted with a healthy dose of chemotherapy, only for 9.99!
NEVER GONNA STOP MEEEE
NEVER GONNA STOP
NEVER GONNA STOP MEEEE
NEVER GONNA STOP
>>971498
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