KEKSEV BTFO
Holy shit The Rock is so fucking based
>>917145
BASED
A
S
E
D
why is the rock doing this? like he doesnt have a movie coming out this month
B L A C K E D
LMAO RUSEV ON
SUICIDE
W
A
T
C
H
still the best
First for Pat Patterson making the night complete
>the absolute STATE of Rusev
that was fucking horrible. Rock is a shell of his former self
>that selfie with those girls
WHO ELSE MARKING OUT OVER THAT CHARISMA?
BASED ROCKY
THE GOAT
Stop bullying Rusev, pls
Rock could have found those teenage noodz on her phone
How will the Rock try to get Roman over tonight?
>That was cringeworthy
>I hate The Rock
>>917154
under armour shilling
>royal rumble
>>917154
He's coming to WM but not to wrestle.
>mfw I put ROYAL RUMBLE in the subject
JUST
>>917154
Furious 8 was announced.
BRENDAN KICKED THE SCORPION KING'S ASS
Please god have Rock have a segment with New Day
>it's a HHH vs The Rock Wrestlemania
>this gay community episode
The ride never ends....
>royal rumble gamethread
Nice going you faggot
>>917154
He lives in Miami
Vince is so lucky that Rock is very loyal.
>>917154
he came back to cuck rusev and fuck lana for our pleasure anon
First for Rocky Samoa'd Keksev
IS THE ROCK HIGH ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW?
>yes?
>no?
DUWANG "THE Cuck" JENSEN
>that rumble
>this raw
Reminder to reply to every Anti-Rock post with a 'Please have sex'.
>Vince thinks Roman is on the rock's level
for fuck sakes
>>917127
>ROYAL RUMBLE GAMETHREAD
>mfw I realised Stone Cold wasn't in the pick-up truck
>The Rock already gassed
>Cuksev
Can we put The Rock to talk instead of Roman like EVERYTIME?
Like Heyman with Lesnar
>oh look, the Rock's here to push Ramen again
Why do they keep doing cuck jokes on ruesev? even before the marriage thing dolph got lana and seduce summer.
R/a/w
>the crowd literally dead
The fuck was that?
>>917175
They're jokes for the kids, though. You can't be a grown man and think that shit was genius
IF YOU CAN SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>The State of the Big Show
>>917160
>thumbnail
>this is awesome
I love the Rock~
If only they could sell his charisma in bottles and give it out to the entire locker room
Rock sucks
>this is awesome
Is it just me or is the rock smaller, like Walking Tall small
who /co/ here?
>CHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTERCHEAPPOPAFTER
Also, is Rocky on fucking acid tonight, or something?
STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
>>917166
Marked at the cucking 2bh
Can't say I give a single fuck about what Rock's doing now in the ring but that was a great segment.
>>917208
Who will do the wrestling?
>>917166
No one in the wwe currently is even close!
Man hasn't been a full time performer in a decade, and he still shits on the entire roster in terms of charisma.
ROCK
OVER
AS
FUCK
Is Rock on crack
>>917169
>not so bad as bullying Big Show
>this is awesome
>>917223
It's his off cycle.
>rock shows up
>spends 60 minutes standing around until the crowd chants
please stay away
never come back to WWE
BYRON BTFO
BURIED
>"That other black dude"
>Byron Saxton
>>917211
>Byron BTFO
>>917213
Fuck off Phil
BYRON BTFO
BYRON B T F O
C U C K E D
>very female crowd
>shit at cheering for anything
Female heavy crowds used to be the loudest
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R
>other black dude
i just wanna have fun with wrestling
Byron BTFO
>>917227
He's clearly on coke. This is nothing like what people on acid are like. Rock on acid would still be at the top of the ramp staring at the lights
BYRON DESTORYED
>Rock in charge of not burying absolutely everyone
> ... that other black dude
>>917232
seth just like in the shield.
anyone who thinks that was a good promo is literally underage. Rock lost the spark, that was awful.
>>917215
Hang in there buddy, scorpion king was horrible
A shitty mudhut of Byron
>>917224
Yo
BYRON BTFO
>BYRON KEKSTON ROCKED
HOLY SHIT SAXTON BTFO
>>917224
Right here, /co/mpadre
Black guy got recked
>>917253
BYRON BTFO
i'm literally laffin right now
B Y R O N
U
R
I
E
D
>>917252
They're too busy furiously flicking the people's bean
all this dead air
Literally cannot stop the Rock
HAHAHAHAH
Here comes a fake shoot.
Lillian getting wet
>>917268
Checking in
OH SHIT
ROCK IS SO BASED
And you people complain about smarks
That's a live mark there
BASED ROCK
RANDY SAVAGE
RANDY SAVAGE
RANDY SAVAGE
RANDY SAVAGE
WE OFF SCRIPT NOW
>>917224
here
>HULK HOGAN HULK HOGAN
Uh oh
>script
Fuck you Rock
WHO?
>hulk hogan name drop
shiiiiit
>LE FIRED MAN
C U C K H O G A N B T F O
>>917219
he would make a fortune
>"Randy Savage!"
You people just don't have enough.
>Hulk Hogan mention
SHUT IT DOWN
>interviewing Hulk
HULK HOGAN ON WWE
>What's your name
>It's Brother
THEY'RE FUCKING PLANTS
IMMERSION RUINED
BASED ROCKY
"This is scripted" - The Rock
HULK ON TV CUT TO COMMERCIAL
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK BABY
WE /off script/ NOW. VINCE IS PISSED
Oh god I didn't see this coming
based rocky
>Bring back hulk hogan guy is in the crowd
#DankKush
Rock is high as fuck right now
Who is Hulk Hogan?
>Hulk Hogan on screen
HOLY SHIT!
>>917284
>Fake shoot
I doubt that simply cause of the Hulk.
HOGAN IS BACK
>REFUSING TO FOLLOW SCRIPT
GET SCOTT STEINER IN HERE
NOW
Writing a letter to Vince
My 8 year old son is watching
>cuck hogan
ROCK SHOOTING THE CROWD LIKE JAMES HOLMES
HULK HOGAN
WEED
PG
AHHHH
Why are people chanting Randy Savage?
How can you not love the Rock?!
>hulk hogan
literally who
>That weak as fuck Macho Man impersonation
That was the biggest let down i've ever felt.
>Rusev eliminated early at Rumble
>making him look like a cuck
The wwe management hate him now right
>The Rock reminds me of my charismatic high school bully!!
>W-Why can't I be as alpha as The Rock!!
>W-Why can't my favourite boring vanilla midgets have a 1/50th of the charisma that The Rock has!!
WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
LITERALLY THE WORST IMPRESSION OF ALL TIME
>it's a scripted marks in costumes episode
ROCKY SAVED WRESTLING
THANK YOU BASED ROCK
>Hulk Hogan
THIS IS AWESOME
THANK YOU BASED ROCKY
This raw is so much fucking fun
VINCE SCREAMING BACKSTAGE
Rock hates blacks confirmed
Rock can do what he wants.
>vince is cutting his wrists right now
that was actually good
>talks about hogan
>talks about weed
Vince on suicide watch
Randy Savage getting buried
>Hull Kogan
>Mentioning weed and Hulk Hogan on RAW
Well fuck son i am impressed
>The Hogan cosplayer had a deeper voice than the Macho Man
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>917337
Vince is mad he married Lana
Seriously
WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA
>who are you playing?
>Chris Benoit
>quick cut to commercial
>Rock never shows up on WWE programming again
>mfw this didn't happen
HAHAHAHAH
YES
BASED NEW DAY
>>917329
ROCK FIRED
MY WIFE'S 8 YEAR OLD SON IS WATCHING AND IS FURIOUSLY GOOGLING THIS HUL KOGAN GUY.
WHO DO I SUE?
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YESSSSSSSSSS
ROCK SHOWING ROMAN WHAT CHARISMA IS
YES YES YES YES
Rock and New Day. Fuck yes.
>NEW DAY
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
Was hoping that was actually Sandow in the Randy Savage costume
N E W D A Y
E
W
D
A
Y
>ROCK AND NEW DAY
>New Day and The Rock
DIS GONNA BE GOOD
OH SHIT!
COMEDY GOLD INCOMING! !!!!
>Burying the New Day
Ok, you've gone too far, Vince
>>917332
Because I'm not 12 years old
>The New Gay
>New Day in a Rock promo
Oh fuck off new day
>Stale day out to ruin a based Rock segment
ffs
Rock vs New Day
This gunna be gud
>Rocks here to put New Day over, not Ramen
POWER OF POSITIVITY
>miserable fucks won't find this even a tiny bit fun
Holy shit this raw
>>917351
This segment is going to be great
The Rock saved wrestling
>>917360
>New Day
NEW DAY ROCKS
NEW DAY ROCKS
NEW DAY ROCKS
NEW DAY ROCKS
>>917348
why do you think hes so in touch with his samoan side/
Rock is so cocked up it's not even funny
Samoans were a mistake
>>917186
Heeeeere we goooooo
Rock is the worst thing to happen to this company.
He wishes he was Haitch
THE ROCK ON SUICIDE WATCH
>MEME DAY
DUDE RANDOM INTERNET REFERENCES LMAO
pls
please rock finally kill the new day
please
>IF YA SMELLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN - Rock
>Oh we smell it, AND IT SMELLS LIKE BOOOOOTY - Woods
Calling it
The amount of charisma on my screen right now. Good God.
"Watch the product"
lel
That byron joke
My sides
>Byron is good
COLE AND JBL BURIED
>>917360
Kek
>>917386
Fuck em
HULK HOGAN'S NAME MENTIONED, SHUT IT DOWN
>New Day saved Byron
kek
>New Day AND Rock
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD BOYS
Theyre Black? It must be past 9pm
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>>917402
>>917360
holy shit im laughing so hard
post of the year desu
THEY KEEP SAYING BLACK
THIS IS A PG SHOW DAMNIT
Also, Big E is gay in real life right?
>HUlk HOGAN MENTIONED IN A BLACK GUY SEGMENT
WHEN DOES THE PAIN END
>Big E always has to shake his ass
>watch the product
APEX KEK, ROCKY ON SUICIDE WATCH
THANK YOU BASED ROCK
Literally best Raw all year thanks to one guy.
>Those New Day RUN DMC-esque shirts
I WANT THOSE!
Kofi is underrated on the mic.
Yes!
>>917360
10/10
>it's a gay nigga unicorn episode
>Go to bed after Rock comes thinking ah he'll just shill for Reigns or some shit
>Decide to check thread
>Actual good things are happening
ffs
I haven't watched WWE in three years and I'm eternally grateful that I tuned in tonight.
This and the AJ/Jericho match have been enjoyable.
From ain't mad to 200% mad, how mad is Vince right now?
>>917428
Yes.
>no rock vs aj styles at wrestlemania
Tag Team belts don't actually look very gold
>WHERE'S YOUR GOLD?!
HAITCH VS ROCK CONFIRMED
If you arent enjoying this segment I URGE you to have sex IMMEDIATELY.
>>917430
Big E is an official member of the #TwerkTeam
>That based Rock segment
>New Day comes out
>Silence
wew lad
B L A C K G U Y S
>mfw rock buries new gay
>ALL THIS NAME DROPPING
What will Rock call these guys?
New Gay?
Whonicorns?
>>917444
because theyre steel with a bronze plating
>>917427
Dat impression holy shit.
>>917424
That *is* Coach, silly.
Kill 'em, Big E
>>917434
Don't forget to get an Amazon Prime account and buy it from there instead of WWE Shop
>DUMPSTER FIRE
CONFIRMED FOR /SP/
People actually like the New Gay.
>>917440
I'm in the same boat brother, I hope we see these three get murdered by the rock
>Hulk Hogan mentioned in a segment with black guys
VINCE ON SUICIDE WATCH!
this is the best segment in 10 years
ROCK BTFO
WELL THATS A MIGHTY FINE SPEECH JACK
Rock is coming down HARD in the ring now you can see it in his eyes.
>rock trying hard not to corpse
SEND FOR THE MAN
>Hiring me for the ratings
>GOTCHO ASS
Big E Vs. Rock in mic contest who would win
