-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Triple H
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Kalisto
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
First for...Ken Shamrock?
RAW will be boring. Triple H is the new Champion. Roman Reigns is lame and sad.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>913977
1/25/16 Thread.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>913968
Green and a second off, you drunk?
Who is AJ Styles 1st Raw match be against you like?
>>913994
It's time to play the game!
>>913968
>it's an applesteve thread
>>913977
AJ Styles better get a push tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>914004
> If I say it enough eventually it will catch on
>>913977
Kalisto should not be the US champion.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>914000
The game, fuck yeah I'll play some Splatoon!
Hopefully our new TV Champ gets some quality TV time.
>Rumors continue to swirl backstage...has Renee Young found the major star returning to Raw?
>major star returning
I think we all know what that means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo
>>913977
The New Day will be the best part of the night.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
POST THE FUCKING LINK TO THE STREAM
>>914037
Network.wwe.com
Here you go senpai
>>914037
http://network.wwe.com/
>>913977
Will anybody be able to defeat Ric Flair's ugly daughter?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>914037
Try the USA Network on your television
> Reminder of last night's clean sweepers
Well done Malcolm and Sandow for Champ, especially the latter for guessing the Royal Rumble winner as well.
>>913977
Dean Ambrose has better turn heel soon.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>914098
Nah, they're just memeing on ya.
Just use the /wooo/ stream or something, nigga
And all the people who drew number 30 for the Royal Rumble.
>>914127
My number 12 family I am so sad we had to go through this
>>914127
I'm honestly shocked that I got Miz and somehow still lasted into the final 10.
Cant wait for that 20 minute HHH promo
>>914022
If he still has it I'll lose my shit
Daily reminder as we go into Wrestlemania season that Micheal Cole remains undefeated.
>>913977
What innocent person will Reigns attack tonight?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>914169
> It lasted longer than Undertaker's undefeated streak
Anyone have any predictions on how AJ will be used tonight?
I'm thinking a feud with Owens.
>>914167
I hope it worked into a signature weapon.
Regal = Brass Knuckles
Edge and Christian = Chairs
Finlay = Shillelagh
Rusev = 2016 Rumble Rumble monitor
>>914208
Owens vs Styles vs Zayn three way
>>913977
Social Outcasts better have a win tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>914247
...yeah, I love the Rumble Rumble....
...dammit
>>914247
GET DOWN RUSEV
RUSEV GET DOWN
RUSEV PLS
>>914255
so lame they didn't just tip him over
Becky vs Sasha again. This time better be good.
>>914208
Built up into a credible threat so he can heel turn and be fed to a returning Super Cena in a few months.
who /Becky/ here?
>>914022
Holy shit you're awful
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME
WWE finally put together AJ Styles' debut entrance that wasn't entirely Roman's fucking face.
https://streamable.com/43b0
AM
I
FUCKING
GOING
OVER
?
>14 time
will Heitch go for that 16 mark?
those guys in the front row are too distracting also
HOGAN IS BACK
#bringbackhulkhogan worked
>Vince humor
I love how Vince is acting like everyone's jimmies were rustled from last night when /asp/ is over here agreeing with him
Based Vince describing my life.
>>914412
it's kind of perfect, while the marks hate it the smarks love it
>>914433
the smarks love HHH as champion in 2016?
you're fucking retarded
>its a 20-min authority promo episode
>AJ styles its this over
There is hope
>one of the (argued) reasons for Rome's fall is degeneration
>Roman lost his belt to Triple H
>Triple H was an integral part of -DEGENERATION- X
>Roman lost to Degeneration
bruh
>the measuring stick
Penis reference?
we BTFO
>belt under his jacket
Post rare HHH's
>>914477
P O T T E R Y
>>914494
>stealing Finns gimmick
>>914460
anything is better than more Roman and it's obvious that most agree
>BUT THE THING IS
>>914514
and they made the worst possible choice, or do smarks love 20 minutes mcmahon/helmsley promos putting themselves over the entire roster?
>roman reigns is great
>still shilling for reigns
>>913977
Triple H is a bad manager, making himself the champion is weak sauce.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>VINCE IS LITERALLY GOD
>>914555
SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
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F
A
C
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O
F
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A
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>>914596
what is this kayfabe breaking mcmahon wank is this?
>VInce is GOD
>He created all of this
>muh religion
>>914570
They do that regardless fucktard
>>914619
Just some 2002-2005 refrences
Doesn't Reigns have a rematch clause?
>HHH mixing those theme songs
oh boy here we go
>LOOK AT ME
>LOOK AT MY DICK
>LOOK AT HOW AWESOME I AM
>>913977
Hogan guy is in the front row.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AJ STYLES VS JERIDAD LADS
>>914665
What an ego maniac, needs two theme songs
>booked himself to win title 14 times
>will be first man to beat an styles clean
Keep the keks on coming
#BringBackHulkHogan
>Cool Dad vs The Gay Community
mite b kewl
When is Vince going to bring this vintage cartoon back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_g_d_qtmJw
So if the authority is personally choosing who is going to main event fast lane and potentially be in the WM main event, there's no way that they'll pick Roman to be in that match. R-right?
>>914762
Realistic he shouldn't even be in the running.
but you and me both know, he's gonna end up getting the number one contendership, Something contrived and stupid as fuck will happen to will it into existence
its the rock guys, hes also in Miama shooting Ballers.
>>914796
>Miama
lol Miami
AJ STYLES VS CHRIS JERICHO
BUT HOW WILL THIS AFFECT ROMAN REIGNS PATH TO REGAIN HIS TITLE???????
>flow rider
>another shitty Ziggler match
Trips "We'll have Brock destroy Roman at Fastlane"
>lolWyattFamily
Trips "...guess I'll beat him up at Mania"
>LOLROMANWINS
Who could have predicted this
Daniel Bryan is coming back tonight
Hogan poster, macho man and taker are gone?
>>914904
I can hope
>>914899
and he is going to tag team with Hulk Hogan and CM Punk as the world's greatest faction to fight off the New Day and Bullet Club in a no holds-barred "My Dick is Huger than Your Dick"! match
>>914845
>another Ziggler shitpost
If Nikki is injured that means Alicia Fox will get more screen time.
r-right guys?
Man come on all that opening segment did was put over Roman Anus. Haven't they gotten the memo that no one gives a flying squirt of piss about him? Roman is yesterday's news.. the crowd wants AJ fkn Styles.
Dolph Ziggler is fucking garbage. Fuck Ziggler.
>>914899
I feel like he could've returned last night but shit would've gone awry if he got eliminated, so... makes sense.
>>914951
Alicia has been hanging out with Brie, so no
They don't know what to do with my delicious chocolate jungle bunny yet so she will be the Bellas Black friend for a while
>>913977
Kevin Owens needs to beat Dolph.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Byron calling ziggler's miss early. Bender
I bet Kevin Owens smells like spoiled milk and sadness.
Am i the only person who thinks that sometimes wwe is intentionally hating on the marks and smarks? Especially with all the recent events. But they know how dumb they are.
>Attitude era was the best thing ever! The older the better!
>Get this old man Triple H out of here!
>>914904
Hogan Poster was second to post tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>915038
I bet he smells like minecraft and legos
>le pointing at the wrestlemania sign meme
>>915059
It's hated on cause it's not a real sport
>>915059
They literally remind the audience that they are fucking retards who don't matter any chance they get.
>>915059
>2014 royal rumble
>bryan gets eliminated
>goldust comes out
>"A SHATTERED DREAMS PRODUCTION" on the titantron
They're definitely aware of that shit.
I WANT JOJO TO SIT ON MY FACE AND PEE ON ME. THEN SHE CAN POINT AT THE WRESTLEMANIA SIGN.
also fuck roman rainus.
>>915125
bryan wasn't in the 20114 rumble....
>>915144
*2014
need to fix that typo jej
ohfuck its the job squad
>Flo Rida is still relevant
>Death Grips will never have a theme for wrestlemania
Social Outcasts!
Heath Slater <3
I hope everyone here who used to hate on TNA back in the day dont start dickriding Styles now
>>913977
Hogan Poster was social before the Social Outcasts
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>it's a celebrity segment
Fuck! They're calling out a celeb. I hate this shit.
I love Slater
always taking the bumps for the company
#SocialJobbers
we need KO back
Oh no, surely not.
BO Dallas begun his WWE career with a 19-0 win streak
>rap battle
Time for an early piss break.
>Bo Rida
this is amazing
5 stars
ooh god shit like this makes me cringe so hard
BO RAPPING
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HYPE TO SEE A STUPID COMEDY SKIT
>this whole segment
Bo still a better rapper than Flo Rida
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
TERRORIST ATTACK PLEASE
FLO RIDA BTFO
SHOE LACES AND BELTS TAKEN AWAY
holy fuck this segment is amazing
Literally ripping off my boy right here
>calling out reDragon
How's it feel Somechump?
>Slater and Axel taking a bump in excitment
toppest kek
>MFW Bo Dallas just legitimately out-rapped a Grammy recording artist
Bo wins for the Full House reference
![58039576[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/siORQYI.jpg "58039576[1].jpg")
>FLO RIDA'S "FREESTYLE" IS LAME
BO DALLAS REALLY HAD THEM BARS. IT LOOKS LIKE CENA COULD HAVE OUTRAPPED FLO RIDA. SAD
>BO ACTUALLY WON
When did bo start wearing a singlet. Flo Rida got blown the fuck out
Jesus fuck he was ACTUALLY WORSE THAN BO
Hahahahaha Flo iss so shit here, PG treating him well
Bo blew him out easily
>>915125
that was last year bruh
>Flo Rida still having to use a written
>>915262
>19-0
19 and Bo sir.
>>915387
I like how the hambeast in the back stands up when he does.
>>915338
such a confused boner... it was excellent except for all that Florida man shit
Flo Rida was like a middle aged man in a 90s TV show trying to be down with the kidz by doing a rap.
Apparently he gets paid for this shit?
BO TRAIN HYPE
BO TRAIN
>WWE is doing a house show in my hometown
Should I go?
>Flo Rida trending worldwide now
Something tells me those tweets are not going to be positive, but 90% making fun of him
>>915490
probaby
>>915490
Yes. I always have a good time when they come to my town. Plus the seats are good.
![the-godfather[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mq69LB3.jpg "the-godfather[1].jpg")
>>915458
>>915390
tHEY ARE MAKING BO WEAR A SINGLET BECAUSE HE JIGGLES TOO MUCH
ALSO THE BO TRAIN
FUCK IT , I'M DOWN
>The Bo Train and The Ho Train will never collide.
>>915422
Aw
shuck
quack
ducky goose
Is Devon gay?
>>915539
The HoBo Train is better.
>>915555
yes
>apple bottom jeans in my favourite song
>most played song on my ipad
>>913977
When will Flo rida wrestle a match?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>never been here
heh
AJ Styles on WWE.. I can't believe it.
I never realized how short AJ was.
>AJ Styles doesn't; actually get to cut a promo
Thanks Hunter,
>>915595
I never realized how tall Renee was :^)
>>915602
>Thanks, Vince.
Ftfy
>>915595
5' 10
and Jericho is 6' according to Wiki
kek Jericho must be salty he never won a single championship in New Japan.
When did they bring the countdown back?
>>915675
Probably not, he was probably psyched enough that they let him be Super Liger.
I WAS THE STAR OF TOTAL DIVAS, WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK
Crowd fucking dead for AJ
>This is where I belong
Fug u dixie :DDDDD
AJ's music stinks on ice
This fucking crowds.
That no reaction
already forgotten
They are going to ruin AJ Styles aren't they?
This is going to happen? Who gave him this theme? He has his dope gloves, he has not tried to make the symbol once
That entrance is awkward and needs help. and I don't think its his fault
Fuck its a real shame that Jericho is far past his prime now. This match 10 to 15 years ago would have been amazing.
>He never felt like he fit in in WWE
Oh go fuck yourself Vince.
>That fucking hair
Florida removed from the Union when?
Why does AJ look like he's going to cry all the time?
>>915732
I like it.
>This is awesome chants
Nothing fucking happening!
>AJ
>flamboyant
fucking lol
gaycommunity dot jay peg
>>915771
>10 years ago
>AJ comes out with a chainsaw and calls Jericho a faggot
>Same clothesline chase spot as during the Rumble
WWE strikes again!
>>915781
There are ways to make that theme song seems dope as fuck. The way he is just walking out and pyro that accompanies it, makes it seem waaaay worse than what it is
>>915781
>Why does AJ look like he's going to cry all the time?
Because he is now in WWE and surrounded by degenerate homosexuals.
Please, it's Jericho, you know he's smart enough not to beat styles, fucking please
WHY DO YOU HATE ME VINCE
>>915783
>AJ getting no offense
>the jury is still out on AJ Styles
Elimination chamber match coming for all the winners tonight
Jericho is working mighty stiff
Jericho isn't even hiding calling his spots
FUCCCCCKINNNGGG BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>915812
I feel like I should have had that saved already. my thanks
>>915825
AJ getting called kid. A man in his late 30s being called kid...
>>915831
>YOU LIKE THIS AJ?
>YOU LIKE STRONG STYLE I DO STRONG STYLE FUCK YOU
>LISTEN TO MY PODCAST
>I LOVE ROMAN REIGNS
>>913977
AJ Styles better win this match.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
This is one of those "you got popular outside of wwe and now we got to ego check you" things isn't it?
>>915831
Styles is still chopping like the do in japan. Jeircho probably forgot what that felt like, niggas chest is red as fuck. Probably hasn't been chopped like that since Benoit died.
>This is the big leagues AJ needs to prove himself
Jesus look WWE you need to stop with this shit, everyone who knows wrestling knows AJ Styles is way more vaunted and worthy of respect than pretty much ANYONE on your active roster.
>>915869
yes
>>915869
I never got this approach, they heard how fucking over he was at the rumble, he could have beaten Lesnar clean and people would have bought it, literally just "we don't like money"
>>915869
but jericho got popular outside wwe? why would he do this if he knows how it feels?
>>915893
Why make billions, if you can make millions?
>jericho is shooting on this outlaw
Fuck you, Chris. You were supposed to be based.
>>915895
They call him Jerishill for a reason
BAH GAWD THEY BOTH WENT FOR THE HUG
>>915869
Knowing that this is WWE, probably. Look at Bryan's first year or two.
What if this is like Sting being viewed as some WCW guy.
What if this is the TNA treatment,
This crowd is complete garbage.
>>915254
Not gonna happen. Gotta keep mean jeans/other half of the "BROTHERS" super powerful and resilient. Just like Roman could easily survive Suplex City and 4 F5s, only to roll over to the turnbuckles, start shaking, "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHWAAAAAAAA"
Jerifat.
these guys roam aimlessly way too much, the ref keeps getting in the way!
>Jericho takes the Styles Clash wrong and ends up breaking his neck and dying later tonight
>AJ Styles arrives in the WWE by killing Chris Jericho
I've been working, but with the recent snowstorm/day off work, how has the product been? I hear that most of the top talent is out on injury and is D-Bry coming back?
>>915969
Awful. No.
I swear if he fucking taps
>AJ
>kid
>38
LEL
>>915969
Dbry coming back 2nite
ROPEBREAK
>>915934
damn
>>915968
I'd be fine with this.
PELÉ
Holy fuck Cole just actually called it a Pele kick
STYLES CLASH FUCKING WHEN?
Goddamnit they are gonna tease the FUCK out of the Styles Clash, son of a bitch
Oh, they had him win. I'm surprised.
Didnt one of the Divas use the Styles Clash?
>rollup
>>915968
>crowd cheers
so are they building the styles clash like the gts with hideo? or is it banned in wwe?
just got watched
has styles hit the styles clash today or yesterday yet?
>Not letting AJ do a 450
>>916020
>AJ will never hit a Styles Clash in WWE because Vince is afraid it will kill someone
WHY ARNE'T THEY LETTING HIM DO A STYLES CLASH?
WHY HASN'T AJ STYLES DONE HIS GLOVE POSE THING ONCE? HE HAS THE GLOVES ON
AJ IS TOO SHORT
AND JERICHO IS TOO FAT
THEY
DON'T
WANT
NONE
>>915968
And nothing of value would be lost
>>916031
McCool's "Faithbreaker"
Weak ending
>>916066
>mcminger
>>916036
Probably banned, the head impact is too much I think Pedigree is fine tho
That was a shit match desu
Jericho looked like garbage
ending could have been a lot better
DAT BURNING SPIRITU
DAT RESPEKT
>Shaking hands
>The Gay Community
as if wrestling wasn't homoerotic enough
