>>912154
>the literal GOAT Edition
Kevin Owens thread?
For the bro who wanted the Rusev table spot plus group hug afterwards
https://streamable.com/knrm
Searchin for Haitch burying Ziggler next
>That idiot who just said Titus O'Neil has been pushed as an uppercard guy
Can you please just leave and stop posting forever?
>>912172
cry moar bitchboi
COME ON BAYBAY
*gets thrown out*
>>912172
But if he leaves then who will be the one to always talk about Reigns and his chest?
>>912172
Chill dude, I got him mixed up with Mark Henry, big fucking deal man.
>>912167
suprised that the table didn't break or anything
>>912161
Lose weight
>>912154
>censoring his own taunt
Literally a cuck
When your top 2 Faces are lolsorandom and a guy that get boos, you need to start booking more faces.
>>912172
Not that guy but I think he may have just misworded how strong they've made Titus look on occasion.
The company seems to have a mild boner for him but it's impeded by how generally talentless Titus is.
Ladies and gentlemen I present the burying of Dolph Ziggler
https://streamable.com/39n9
Why are all the NXT "next big things" brown haired, bearded white guys of average size who could stand to get a little more cut and a little less pale?
>>912194
You're retarded. Titus has barely been even lower midcard. His biggest wins are over Stardust and Swagger.
>>912191
Big E for top babyface when?
>>912196
because thats what the smarks like
>>912198
No, you're angry.
I never said that wasn't the case but they have made him look disproportionately strong relative to his card position on occasion.
Calm down.
>>912195
The should have sent a poet.
>>912200
Never, because Heel New Day, even with this retarded Unicorn gimmick is better than Face New Day
Reminder that Rusev is the new champ
>>912195
>Literally gets right back up
>>912200
When he drops the shitty new day act and becomes more serious
>>912206
What if they were Unicorns as babyfaces?
>>912206
We haven't seen them be Face with the new self-parodying version of their gimmick, though.
When they tried to be Faces was before they became self-aware.
>>912211
> removing all personality from somebody
Worked real well every other time Vince has done it since the early 90s
>>912196
> all
Name literally one.
>>912196
Those are the body types that get the smarks all hot and bothered.
>>912218
He is referencing just literally one.
Zayn.
>>912220
Zayn is a ginger Arab tho
>>912203
>disproportionately strong relative to his card position
How in the world do you look strong beating on Stardust? Maybe just admit that you love to complain about pointless things.
>>912195
Based Haitch burying a shitty HBK wannabe
>sasha puts charlotte in bank statement
>charlotte instantly gets up and no-sells the bank statement after sasha leaves the ring
why is she so shit?
>>912222
>he can't think relatively
Do you really expect me to spoon-feed you? You're just stupid, sorry. Thanks for the reply in advance, though :)!
>>912218
Samoa Joe
Fuck Triple H. Why does he need the belt anymore? Forget about putting young talent over. How can you grow a company if you don't trust any of your new stars? Typical fucking Gen X scum.
>>912225
>you're just stupid
This coming from the idiot saying that Titus has gotten an uppercard push.
>:)
Oh you were just pretending to be retarded huh? Back to /b/ or whichever shit board you came here from.
>>912228
Name one Heel who could've won the Rumble in Haitch's place.
>>912231
Bray
>>912208
C U T E
>>912224
>haven't watched women's match since Victoria left
This looks just like my japanese animes.
>>912208
>mfw that tv monitor becomes the most sought after 'title' in the company
>>912231
Bray?
>>912230
Thanks!
>Only able to find momentum in an utter vacuum of star power
>Gets pushed harder than possibly any other talent in company history
>Still only lukewarm because his promos are a joke and he does next to nothing in ring
>Gets booed at major events
>B-but Roman is the guy...g-get fucked smarks
>>912195
>JBL: "We're down to five".
>HHH, Ambrose, Reigns, Sheamus, Jericho & Wyatt are all still in there
Come on Bradshaw man
>>912226
Okay, that was a good one.
>>912235
Well it's already a better title than the Butterfly Championship, The Spinner Belt and the IC title.
>>912231
Bray
>Mfw an indie manlet debuted and was the smallest guy in the ring
>>912240
He'd be over if he was booked right.
instead its like theyre doing everything in their power to ruin the guys career and make fans resent him
>>912247
He was also the most talented wrestler by a considerable margin.
>>912239
No problem retard
>>912250
What did he even do? Oh yeah, nothing.
>>912224
I was so disappointed in that whole match. Becky and Charlotte were dreadful, the ending was an embarrassment to all involved, and they couldn't wait one night to start the next shit show.
Shame since that title match had one of the better build ups in recent months.
>>912251
ty
>>912249
Vince is just repeating the same shit that flopped over 20 years ago.
Even so, let's not pretend that Reigns is ever going to win people over unless he suddenly becomes a much, much better performer.
>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
What happened to wrestlers? Why do they look so small?
>>912231
>>912258
He became a much better performer over the past year. He had countless great matches on tv and ppv
>>912206
They were only face because they debuted when all the Trayvon shit was happening. You can't make a heel black team when that nonsense is going on.
>>912255
He eliminated the longest-tenured Royal Rumble competitor of all-time
AXELMANIA
This Royal Rumble was the best PPV since 2014. Prove me wrong
>>912265
>This idiot
You honestly don't believe this do you?
Another small highlight, Rusev walking away the new Television Champion
https://streamable.com/acx4
>>912264
I wouldn't say "much".
Going from 2/10 to 4/10 isn't "much" better. It's fair improvement and commendable in its own way but not particularly noteworthy.
>>912261
Orton is super-lanky, so that's not exactly fair.
THANK YOU HUNTER
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>912269
>Rusev continually gets handed utter shit
>keeps making these little inconsequential gems
I love him.
>Braun Strowman shreks Beeg and Kane without saying a word
That's how you make someone look strong, Vince. Not by having him cut dogshit promos.
>>912264
I suppose that 0 technically is "countless".
>>912261
Health and Wellness program
>>912224
>charlottes arm blocking the view of heaven
What a cunt.
>>912268
You don't remember when they debuted? They changed up their entire plan of making them a heel faction and made them the stupid gospel good blacks. If you don't believe that they changed it because of rioting niggers then you're retarded.
He calls himself the Master of the Wacky Clothesline
>>912279
>without saying a word
But he does talk
>>912278
> Rusev is literally The American Dream and one of the most talented homegrown guys on the roster
> Vince won't push him because he's a foreigner banging his American waifu
;_;
>>912269
It's those little things that count. Love that Bulgarian brute.
>>912289
He says like 1-3 words every Bray filmed promo
>>912224
I love how brutal Sasha's finisher looks.
>>912287
Oh I just got my answer. You are a literal idiot.
>>912280
>>912279
Too bad he's a big retard who sucks ass and looks like a baby
>>912261
This. All studies keep saying people are taller than ever before in history, but manlets seem to be everywhere. Where are all the mastodons dammit!
>>912269
>Del Rio trying to steal the tv championship
>>912296
He really looks like a baby with a beard and a bad hairline
>>912295
> he thinks Reigns has ever had a great singles match
18+
>>912302
18+ has been bastardized
>mfw Lesnar is stuck facing the Wyatts until Summerslam
>>912249
>if they booked him properly
They don't know how to book anyone properly. The only star they've made in the last decade is BMJ, and at least he was over organically at some point. Every other top guy has just been Vince being forced to react to fan support. He finds a guy he likes, crams them down people's throats and then sits back and wonders why we don't give a fuck.
>>912264
Such as?
How long until Raw?
>>912295
She's so cute.
>tfw your divafu walks out to huge pops
>>912287
>They changed up their entire plan of making them a heel faction
In a table for 3 and multiple podcasts they've literally said there was no original plan for them to be heels or "the new nation of domination" and that they were just testing various things out with Vince.
Why the fuck do you need to lie when you have the internet at your disposal? How is it possible to be this stupid and bring in something so unrelated into the discussion;
>>912308
>getting worked by table for three
>>912294
Keeping crying about Bray or Owens not winning while wearing your lunatic fringe shirt.
>>912302
Think it's time to head back to /woo/
>>912304
>that promo with Paul talking to Stephanie about "contract negotiations"
Brock becoming a full time jobber when?
>>912304
At least the match against Harper could be good
>>912295
>that filename
>>912304
>mfw it wouldn't be bad if it was just Bray vs Lesnar because Bray bumps like a madman and has awesome offense that works great with his size and speed
>it's gonna be LOLINTERFERENCES and Brown Strongman the feud
>>912311
I literally don't care about those fat fucks and nothing I said had anything to do with them you dumb cuck.
Here's Sasha's bank statement plus the classic
>I'm Charlotte and I no-sell finishers
moment
https://streamable.com/9z84
>>912307
AJ styles?
>>912304
Let's be honest WWE wants to keep Brock as far away from Roman as they can. Because as much as they are out of touch with their audience, they know that WE KNOW that Roman could NEVER legitimately beat Brock unless he does absurd training regiment for a year.
>>912316
REEEEEE FUCK YOU VINCE
STOP LOOKING AT THE LOOKS AND LOOK AT THE TALENT
STOP GIVING PEOPLE WHO AREN'T TALENTED A PUSH
BROWN STRONGMAN LOOKS LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD WITH A FUCKING ADULT BODY
FUCK THAT NIPPLE PIERCED BABY FACED STUMBLING OAF
>>912318
Bloody Shartlet almost ruining a great moment
>>912318
>mfw I didn't see this when it was live but I made particular note of how gorgeous and brutal Sasha's crossface was
>mfw thinking "can't be that bad"
>Sasha STILL IN THE RING
>Charlotte just sits up and looks mildly perturbed
>mfw
>>912318
>no sell
She was down for long enough that she could've been pinned.
H-Hey guy remember me? I'll be back by Summerslam to make the show worth watching again
>>912321
>Roman could NEVER legitimately beat Brock
>But Bray could
Are smarks dumb on purpose?
>>912318
That was far from no-selling. Charlotte stayed down for almost a ten-count.
>>912312
> le /woo/ boogeyman
Your Samoan husbando is still crap, junior.
>>912328
No you won't you boring fuck.
>>912327
You just got backstabbed and cross-faced so hard you tapped, and then you just sit up angrily?
>>912328
>show worth watching again
>Record low ratings
http://corporate.wwe.com/wellness/substance-abuse-drug-testing-policy
>The “non-medical use” and associated abuse of prescription medications and performance enhancing drugs, as well as the use, possession and/or distribution of illegal drugs, by WWE Talent are unacceptable and prohibited by this Policy, as is the use of masking agents or diuretics taken to conceal or obscure the use of prohibited drugs.
So if you're not a "WWE Talent", none of that applies to you...
hmmm...
>>912318
>Sasha wooing as she tries to rip Charlotte in half
Kek, based as fuck
>>912330
Bray can actually lift up guys bigger than a Young Buck without obviously struggling, so yeah.
>>912330
Bray doesn't need legitimate wins, his whole gimmick is interference
>>912332
>Always shoe-horning Reigns into everything
You gonna start talking about his chest again faggot?
>>912338
tell us more about Romans strength and his pigeon chest
>>912330
Bray has kayfabe magic powers and a stable to make things more challenging for Lesnar.
Besides a Bray/Heyman promo off would be fun. We got a guy who breaks kayfabe going off on a guy who is in a cult and demon more than Undertaker
>>912341
> shoe-horning
That expression doesn't mean what you think it does, but at least you tried.
>>912305
http://www.profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/roman-reigns-6728.html
>Bray vs Lesnar at WM
>Lesnar beats Bray in a straight up singles match but Bray goads him into hitting him with a chair whilst the ref is distracted as the family mauls Heyman or something
>the following months Lesnar becomes less controllable by Heyman
>Bray re-emerges around Summerslam
>claims he planted the seeds of chaos in Lesnar's mind or some shit Bray would say
>Bray vs Lesnar again at Summerslam
>Heyman gets taken out straight up before the match
>Bray hands Lesnar the same chair scenario
>Lesnar turns to go and beat him
>stops last second
>beats Braun down instead
>lays down for Bray after five sister abigails or some shit
>Brock replaces Braun as Bray's monster
>>912339
Reminder that Bray was the first person to cleanly defeat Bryan after his WWE Championship wins
>>912318
Sasha is great both in the ring and out, except that I can't get over how transparent her performance is. I can't put my finger on why but it's obvious watching her that she's an actor in a play, which I know is what wrestling is, but Sasha makes it distractingly obvious for some reason despite her skill and charisma.
Might have something to do with how weak her offense is, and how her performance is so smooth and never portrays any urgency or struggle. It all seems artificial and rehearsed, which I again I know it usually is with divas, but I don't get that vibe as much from the others.
>>912264
Don't try and reason with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Especially that cuck who loves to talk about Reigns' chest.
>>912348
Instead of replacing Big Strong he could just be another member of the family
>>912346
>www.profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/roman-reigns-6728.html
Dave gives out 4-star ratings to WWE main events by default.
>>912347
I think you didn't understand the part where I said he has a stable to make it more even for Brock
>>912352
Yeah but big strong is a bit shit anyway and would be entirely pointless with Lesnar's induction
>>912354
>Dave gives out 4-star ratings to WWE main events by default.
>This stupidity
>>912351
But he isn't trying to reason with you fAm.
Is raw gonna be shit tonite?
>>912351
>Don't try and reason with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Did you just use a Jerry Lawler line?
>>912358
Read the Observer more newbie
>>912350
I kind of see where you're coming from with the transparency thing. I think it'll improve with time though.
>>912360
AJ will likely be on it so ratings will go up
but likely it's gonna be disappointing
>>912362
>Jerry Lawler line
It's a long-standing cliche.
So yes.
>Overrun by crossboarders, aspies, redditers, who think coming here and shitposting about Reigns and tipping their fedoras about Bray is common practice
>>912330
I never said he could.
I fully expect Bray to lose.
>>912360
Mostly, yes. Might get some good stuff out of the midcard scene though.
>>912350
Might have something to do with her character being literally nothing like her actual personality.
>>912350
the nxt girls would practice and practice and practice and practice their matches out in the performance center before doing them on nxt
it seems like sasha got so used to doing that that she doesnt know what to do when shes wrestling on raw and has to actually improvise. she looked lost in that awful match with becky lynch a few weeks ago
>>912364
Don't give him that gimmick, then, he wouldn't be able to be in the foggy room with Bray anyway because he rarely shows up.
Just have him be at Bray's beck and call on special occasions.
>Wyatts are usually a 3 man unit again
>every now and then Bray calls in his Big-ass legit monster who suplexes motherfuckers
>have Brock grow out his UFC beard again to somewhat fit the gimmick but don't go full swamp, make the point that Bray can't fully exert control over the Beast or something along the lines
>>912347
Why not? Why would big tough strong man be able to beat bigger tougher stronger man? How isn't a brainwashing demon guy more believable? It isn't about a realistic fight, it's about what they bring to the table, and Lesnar aces Reigns in every aspect kayfabe-wise. Even Neville would be more believable, since there is precedent in fiction for speedy, agile small guys besting lumbering mastodons. Reigns does nothing Lesnar can't do better.
>>912365
>The observer
>>912369
> he thinks fedoraposting does anything but out him as an anti-smark moron
>>912373
I noticed it even in NXT though, e.g. in her matches with Bayley. I never got that with Bayley, her side of the fight seemed authentic, even through the theatrics.
>>912305
>CM Punk wasnt over
>Daniel Bryan wasnt over
inb4 it doesnt count cause they were in the indies
>>912375
>Even Neville would be more believable
>small guys stand a better chance at beating up Brock
Impeccable logic there. I wonder how many crazy pills you have to take to reach this level of dumb.
>>912373
Post evidence of these rehearsals
>>912375
>Lesnar aces Reigns in every aspect kayfabe-wise. Even Neville would be more believable
>>912376
I know that you must get such a thrill from posting your dank fedora macros, but he WAS citing its reviews.
>>912382
Not him, but I'm pretty sure they've outright said it before.
>>912383
Neville is pretty fucking stronk all things considered
>>912384
>The observer
>Dave Meltzer reports
>>912380
The chant is over
How long until the cutest cutie in sports entertainment is brought up to the main roster?
>>912389
You have to be 18 to post here, sonny.
>>912388
>It's more believable for Neville to beat Lesnar than it is for Reigns
>The city of the scrambled shit for brains reasoning of smarks.
>>912388
Yeah I'd say he's shoot stronger than Reigns speaking of purely functional strength.
But Vinnie's kayfabe doesn't give two fucks about that.
>>912382
Dave Meltzer has said before that they practice the matches in the Performance Center
It became obvious with Sasha Banks. She had a match with Becky Lynch on Main Event a few months ago and they did the exact same sequences and spots from their NXT Takeover match. When they couldnt do that on Raw a month ago, the match became a disaster and Sasha looked like a deer in the headlights at some points
>>912391
It's fitting that Asuka's buck-toothed ass won't ever be coming up, then.
>>912381
>>912383
Great meme responses. You do realise we're watching a scripted superhero fight movie and not UFC, right?
Instead of memeing back, I'll kindly ask you to provide a single example of any character beating a larger, more dominant character, without luck, and without bringing a different skill to the table.
>>912392
>The observer reports that Sasha Banks is out injured for the foreseeable future and that Randy Orton will be undergoing another surgery
>before hugging Vince Rusev said "COME HERE BOSS"
I love him so much
>>912394
>Owens grabbing for the ropes
What a performer.
>>912398
>Even Neville would be more believable
>>912391
Never.
>>912395
If you think practicing matches or repeating sequences and spots is exclusive to NXT ladies you haven't watched a lot of wrestling.
Jericho discusses doing the exact same thing in his 1st book with Ultimo Dragon in 1995.
>>912398
>You do realise we're watching a scripted superhero fight movie and not UFC, right?
I'd say the same thing to you but you're so far entrenched in your stupidity that you're using the same UFC logic to say Reigns can't beat up Lesnar but Neville can.
In that case El Torito should be world champ cause with his speed he can beat up and run away from everyone. That's how stupid you sound.
>Even Neville would be more believable
Please just stop.
>>912167
I love Rusev so much, he deserved more than just to job to Roman.
>MFW Rusev, lying on his back, lifts up his arms after putting Roman through a table
>MFW Rusev carried out one of the table monitors as a trophy
He's fucking great.
>>912402
Nobody does the little things better than ruru
>>912382
Charlotte said something about it in an interview recently. She said something about how they're so busy on the main roster that they cant practice the matches like they could on nxt
>>912394
>guy under 6'0'' doing power moves
this kills the vince
>>912402
Can we discuss how lucky Rusev is he gets to bang Lana?
Good lord that's the hottest she's ever looked walking him out to the rumble.
>>912407
Theres a difference between doing some practice and having to use it as a complete crutch to the point where you struggle without it
>>912414
/r/ that gif of Vince going crazy for Ramen
>>912408
This is a company that has jobbed out The Big Show to Rey Mysterio.
Test am I still banned
>>912228
>Implying that losing the title to Roman at WM isn't the whole point
He's doing it for the new talent, Christ you're thick.
>>912418
Oh yeah I forgot that Big Show = post-streak Lesnar.
>>912415
I was expecting them to make out before he walked down the ramp
>>912266
I literally just watched the rumble and I don't remember anything AJ did.
>>912425
He walked out which is all he needed to do 2bh.
Also he teased the Styles Clash a couple of times but you know they won't let him blow his load just yet.
>>912425
Because he didn't do anything besides getting beat up. He sold that back body drop for Ryback like a champ though. Almost thought the fucker was going to fly straight over the top rope.
>one of the best athletes in the fed
>has arguably the best knack for psychology of the younger crop of guys
>radiates character and personality even working through a language barrier
>can speak and brings the in-character bantz
>can play off the crowd and gets heat with it
>can go off-the-cuff in segments with some improv
>homegrown
>banging a 10
How many years until he gets his WWEWHC run
>>912428
isnt he dealing with a bad back?
I dont know what they were thinking having him take that huge back body drop from Ryback of all people..
post >yfw you heard haitch's music
pic related >mfw
>>912429
Never ever. He's buried so hard.
Reminder that he didn't even last 2 minutes in the rumble.
>>912431
Ryback is a legend
>>912429
When he goes back in time and makes sure that he never meets Lana and therefore cant get his career ruined by her
>>912425
Did you not pay attention?
>>912433
>>912433
>>912436
Or Vince could stop being a bitter old racist cuck
>>912433
>>912433
It was expected but I still felt some emotions.
>>912445
or lana could have just avoided causing all the backstage problems that she did
>>912433
Pretty much just boredom because it solidified that what I expected to happen was gonna happen.
>Rusev walks out tomorrow still holding the monitor
PLEASE
VINCE
PLEASE
Post the COO of WWE posing with shovels.
>>912433
>>912451
Rusev was getting buried long before Lana became a problem.
>>912445
How exactly is Vince a cuck
>>912456
Whoops, meant tonight, my point still stands.
>>912456
If Rusev actually treats that thing as a TV championship, it would be golden
>>912462
I think its safe to say that she hasnt helped his situation though...
>>912433
>>912463
He's mad at Rusev because he's fucking Lana and Vince isn't.
>>912433
>>912438
I paid attention to the part were he got eliminated like a chump by fat-angry-manlet-man.
It was great, I fucking love KO.
>>912474
>that filename
>after sex
>her and his hair are completely tidy
>neither appear remotely dirtied or sweaty
>bedsheets are made as if they've only just slipped into them
I think they're just posing for a stock photo shoot.
>>912433
I was almost beyond caring. The only remaining emotion was relief when haitch eliminated RR.
>>912456
>rusev has a weekly open challenege for it
Would be awesome
>>912476
Get on a diet
>>912433
>>912429
>tfw Rusev is the embodiment of the American dream
Face turn when? I think even marks could get behind it.
>>912479
>Rusev does a weekly open challenge
>he cuts a promo
>"IF YOU WANT TV
>COME GET TV"
>nobody answers every week because it's just a TV monitor
>every single week Rusev walks back up the ramp and we get a tron segment of him finding a jobber, beating him up and dragging him out to the ring where he threatens a ref into calling an official match
>>912477
Virgin spotted
>>912482
>Rusev in polka dots
>>912487
>>912328
Fuck off forever you boring fuck
>>912480
Nah m8, wouldn't want to lose this hot athletic bod.
>>912485
This would be great.
>>912495
exactly why it will never happen
>>912493
more
>>912485
This would kill.
Up until Roman answered the challenge and squashed Rusev.
>>912485
wew, wish creative would let him run wild with this.
>>912433
>>912321
>last wm was roman beating the "beast" with punches and 2 spears
Thank god they send Rollins to save that shit ppv
>>912485
He could affix the monitor to a leather belt and strut around with it, maybe scrawl "Чeмпиoн тeлeвидeния" on it.
>>912504
that match was fucking awesome though
>>912504
>he actually hated that match
Something is wrong with you
>>912504
Youre a fucking idiot.
>>912510
For you
https://youtu.be/tRIRrphWSv8
>>912218
Zayn
Balor
Owens
Corbin (He's tall but has arms like OP)
Gable
>>912520
>All these vanilla midgets
Damn it
>>912231
Bray
>>912436
>>912451
>>912467
Genuine question- What has she done?
I know there were rumours that she leaked the engagement but were they ever confirmed or has everyone just assumed that was true because lolwomenamirite?
I know there was a brief twtter spat with Paige some time back but it seemed clear to me that was just Lana being kayfabe.
I don't know, maybe I missed something.
>>912196
Zayn isn't brown haired or white.
>>912249
At this point I dont see Reigns being over with the crowd he need to go out for a little and come back as a Heel
>>912526
How else would TMZ get a hold of a selfie picture you took with your fiance if you didn't blatantly just send it out to them? She got hacked? I doubt it.
On the flip side, her doing that ended that awful feud, which was good cause it hurt everyone involved in it.
Who /listeningtothegameonrepeat/here
Sting va haitch at wm for the belt sting wins this time
>>912540
would be cool if sting didn't have problems walking
>>912540
>Sting joined so he could be 0-2 in the company.
That was the best SUCK IT chop I've seen haitch do in years
