Have you thanked your Lord, Savior and WWE World Heavyweight Champion today?
>that feel when Reigns being eliminated was one of the best pops of the night
>LMS match ended with Ambrose pushing Owen's ass
Wow great finish match of the year candidate right there.
>>910388
Yep
i honestly think hes losing the title at fastlane
haitch main eventing wm32 is retarded
>hurrr durrr aj is a nobody and will never be over in wwe
>gets a huge pop just from people seeing "the phenomenal" come up on the titantron
>>910399
It was a completely mixed reaction. Please have sex
>>910404
>[booking decision] is retarded
So WWE has about a 75% chance of doing it?
I can't wait for HHH appreciation night tomorrow
Roman fans are scary.
>>910404
Royal Rumble winner is confirmed going to the main event at mania.
Commentary even confirmed it after haitch won.
So where does styles go from here? Intercontinental championship?
>>910400
i actually thought it was a good match. i was hoping for something a little more violent, but it did not disappoint.
Why are there so many miserable fucks in these threads? Can't they just stop watching instead of shitting up every thread with their constant whining and memeposting?
>people think it's great HHH won
>people think this years rumble was good
>people are defending Roman doing literally nothing the whole match through
>people on this board think HHH is the GOAT
Does anyone even watch Fastlane?
>>910412
they say that every year. adr didnt main event, sheamus didnt main event
First for those idiots who thought Ambrose had a shot.
>>910411
>hot women craving the big dog's cock are scary
Sounds about right my neckbearded virgin buddy
>>910413
Owens feud
>>910413
>So where does styles go from here?
In the mass grave where everyone else's careers are.
>>910405
AJ was over before he even hit the ramp.
i havent seen that kind of response since ECW talent was coming into the WWE
>>910413
fucks around in the midcard until cena returns where they have a feud over the whc
>>910418
You mean like you are with your post?
![tumblr_nmeokpsis31t4ia1to1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hbRKm5f.jpg "tumblr_nmeokpsis31t4ia1to1_1280[1].jpg")
>Sasha returns as boss instead of doing that bullshit female new day
>>910420
Only thing from that PPV I remember is Bryan vs Reigns
>>910439
good i hope they fire naomi
>>910413
8 month feud trading wins with Tyler Breeze on Superstars.
>>910426
Titles were split at the time then.
>He thinks based haitch isn't walking into mania as champ and main eventing
>>910438
Not really m8
>smarks cheering that Roman "failed"
>when its clear as day that Trips will put him over and have a reign until he gets cucked by the 2016 MITB winner or he drops it to a returning Seth Rollins
That AJ pop was fucking great.
It's crazy how much of an effect the crowd can have on a show.
>Rusev is the new TV champ
Who will he defend it against on RAW?
>>910450
i like rusev now
>>910450
AJ Styles who is the new cruiserweight champion
>>910428
>Being this lonely
Sorry your bbygrl didn't win pham.
If it makes you feel less worked, have a (You).
>>910419
It had great booking that was ruined by terrible finishes
>>910450
I wouldn't be mad if they brought a TV title back
>>910441
>not wanting to see that thick ass
>Whose finisher am I gonna no-sell to look strong?
>Hey Dolph, here's the thing, give me a fame-asser, and then I'll get right back up and toss you out
>>910419
It's okay to be new. Now you can leave.
>>910467
Haitch's head looks photoshopped
>>910450
Gosh Rusev is adorable, why is he a heel again?
>>910450
Thats pretty fucking funny
why wasnt kalisto in the RR?
>"wackyline"
are they fucking serious with this? I already hate the move but THAT'S what they're gonna call it?
>>910467
Poor Ziggler, made to job to Slater, get humilliated by Vince and then made look patethic towards Haitch.
>>910486
they might as well have called it the memline
>>910413
Creative basically comes up with an idea like Styles in the Rumble then from there puts them in a good feud.
Then the good feud becomes a bad feud as it goes on for too long.
Creative didn't think this far ahead and therefore don't know what to do so they stop pushing him and start just burying him
Finally he is sent to the lowcard appearing on Main Event and Superstars in a feud against Fandango as well as house shows where he never wins
Now he's just like Neville, Breeze, and the Ascension
>>910487
ziggler is probably at that point in his career that he probably doesnt give a shit anymore
>>910425
>>910471
O WEW EW EW EW EW
fucking /sp/ faggots
>>910485
AJ and Neville filled the manlet quota
>>910491
Memeline sounds better than wackyline 2bh. Wackyline sounds like some looney toons shit.
>>910467
THIS IS VINTAGE TRIPLE H
>>910492
That sounds so likely it hurts.
>>910500
Dean Ambrose is a looney toons wrestler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE2tK7HH574
>10 minute Motorhead entrance
LAST NIGHT AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE
I BEAT 29 OTHER SUPERSTARS TO BECOME THE 14 TIME WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
AND QUITE FRANKLY
TOSSING ROMAN OUT PERSONALLY WAS THE ICING IN THE CAKE
YOU SEE ROMAN
YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHAKE MY HAND MONTHS AGO AND YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA WITH ME BEHIND YOUR BACK
BUT YOU CHOSE TO OPPOSE ME
THE GAME
THE ICON
THE ARCHITECT OF THE ATTITUDE ERA
THE CELEBRAL ASSASSIN
THE KING OF KINGS
Ric Flair - 16
John Cena - 15
Triple H - 14
>>910503
was triple h roleplaying as john cena from 2008 tonight?
>Anybody that thought anything but this was gonna happen
>Bonus points anyone who thought D-Bry's concussion clearance was a work and he was entering
>>910500
Just calling it the Rebound lariat is better than Wackyline.
Is there any guy that has beaten Cena clean more than once after 2005 aside from Brock?
>>910486
It's still Rebound Lariat to me, Dammit!
>>910441
>good i hope they fire naomi
oops, you dropped your hat.
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN
YOU TURNED ME AWAY WHEN I OFFERED FOR YOU TO BE THE GUY
BUT NOW I HAVE RECLAIMED MY RIGHTFUL SPOT AS CHAMP BY DEFEATING YOU AND 29 OTHER MEN AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE
NOW THATS WHATS BEST FOR BUSINESS
BELIEVE THAT
>Motörhead plays for 15 minutes
Triple H did it for Lemmy.
>>910524
>Motörhead plays for 15 minutes
I wouldn't mind
bootista and HHH have zero business being 2-time rumble winners
post yfw Triple H ties John Cena for world championships
>>910388
Thank you
>>910533
He won't win anytime soon, I can see him tying Cena when he hits 60 assuming Cena stops at 15
>>910536
He'll surpass Ric Flair.
>based trips entered with his best theme instead of shitty king of kings
My Timefags need not reply
Why the fuck didn't we get any returns from legends tonight?
>>910516
Does the defeat at RR counts as a clean defeat? Because Rollins was who ate the pin.
>>910545
>implying HHH isn't the biggest legend in the history of the business
>>910543
King of Kings is good for when he's just out to do a promo but the game is the best for when he's out to wrestle.
>>910545
HHH entered
>>910543
he always comes out to the game for a match
>>910543
Not new. He uses The Game when he wrestles, King of Kings for Authority stuff.
See: His last two Mania entrances
>>910553
>HHH
>promo
>good
>>910543
He clearly did it for based lemmy.
i bet all aj wants to do is wrestle cena
>>910558
Haitchposting proves that his promos are good.
>>910509
YOU SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN...
>>910558
>>>/wew/
>>910568
YOU REFUSED MY OFFER
>>910558
You see the thing is anon, you just don't get this business
>that fucking eruption when HHH eliminated Roman
>the way HHH gave him the suck it taunt
>the way the camera was shaking like crazy
>the look on Deanetty's face
holy fuck I came buckets tonight
>>910570
THE PIECES WERE IN PLACE FOR YOU
How would you book his next year and a half with the WWE?
>>910509
kek this is pretty good, captures his promo mannerisms well. I read it in his voice and now it feels like he's going to say this exact thing tomorrow
#ibeatZiggler
>le sexy rebel badass shovel man
Haitch winning is asinine. It's not going to get Reigns over. I predict we'll see a WM22 repeat where the crowd shit on Cena and cheered for Haitch, even though EVERYON dislikes Haitch more this time around. That's how bad Roman is.
>>910578
Leave him on MemeXT where he belongs. Nobody will even know who he is 90% of time.
Caption this image.
>>910575
>you can see him shouting "mother fucker" between the chops
K I N G O F K I N G S
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S
>>910578
He is a midget so book him to job to Sheamus.
>>910578
It's simple. The roster is stacked. Just let him be AJ and have 5* matches with everyone.
>>910578
kill the Roman push first of all. it would look absolutely stupid as fuck to kill it now after all the time and effort, but it just isn't happening. Roman didn't even get booed tonight, he just didn't get any reaction at all until HHH eliminated him. they're going to have to bite the bullet on him eventually, if he was going to get over it would have happened by now
>>910578
Roman dissolves the authority
Kalisto loses the US belt to Samoa Joe
Roman drops the belt to AJ Styles
Samoa Joe and AJ Styles feud
One of them ends up unifying the titles
>Feud with owens on TV
>End fued with a match that decides who will take part in the fastline elimination chamber #1 contender match for the mania main event
>styles wins said match
>styles vs haitch because haitch beats ramen at fastline
>styles wins
>styles is the baby face we need but don't deserve
>styles vs bryan fued with styles coming out on top
>styles vs rollins feud with styles coming out on top
>styles vs heel cena feud with styles coming out on top
>styles vs lesnar feud with styles finally losing
>never touches the belt again
>im ok with this
>>910584
>No more Teriyaki Original Chicken Sandwiches at Burger King
>>910591
You can't put a 5 star gook match in wwe and still have it being a 5 star match and vice versa
>>910578
Tag team with Kalisto.
>>910585
When Sting debuted at Survivor Series you could see him mouth "What the fuck"
i think this is one of the worse rumbles i've seen
They should have just let Bray win the rumble the way he did and then his Wrestlemania fued with Brock would be for the title. That fued needs the title more than H and Roman. H and Roman can have the same effect with or without the belt on the line.
And is it automatic that Owens fueds with AJ Styles now? Are we forgetting he and Zayn have unfinished business and that Ambrose still needs an opponent for Wrestlemania? I think Owens is more likely to wrestle Ambrose or Zayn at Mania and Styles will go over Y2J or something. Also, who's fighting Taker?
>>910584
>tfw no gf
>>910578
>languish in the mid card for six months
>get paired with some diva, maybe some kind of dancing gimmick
>go back to niponland
>>910595
>no Nakamura
>>910601
You clearly missed the one last year dummy.
More people should engage in midmatch bantz like Owens.
>>910594
>unifying a world title and a midcard title
Have they ever tried a magician gimmick before?
I think that could work really well.
>>910609
US title needs to go somehow, call it retiring the US belt or something.
>>910602
Zayn will probably still be in NXT by Mania
Owens vs Styles is possible
Dean will face Jericho because muh 9 IC title reigns
>>910602
Owens will probably fight all 3 in a fatal fourway for the IC belt. Bray vs Brock has enough to stand on its own because Brock is such a draw, but are they ever going to let the fucking Wyatts win? Why should I care about this feud when I know they're going to job again. Taker will probably fight Sting or Cena and then retire, or he's already done and he won't fight.
>>910607
They should, but most don't have his charisma.
>>910602
Six man intercontinental ladder match.
>>910609
Seth unified them at Summerslam
>>910611
U.S. built and intercontinental should merge.
>>910610
Dalton Castle looks like a cheesy stage magician
Unless you mean like Undertaker where he's supposed to actually have magic powers
>>910612
>letting jericho on tv when he looks the way he does
How did he get so bad?
>AJ Styles Superman punch VS Ramen Superman punch
Truly we are blessed by meme magic.
Who has the better Superman punch, though?
>>910610
Benoit made himself and his 2 volunteers disappear
>>910607
No
>>910610
kane?
>>910617
Well more ideally it'd be Owens and Ambrose unifying them. But Kalisto should have a couple months with it. Maybe Kalisto vs Owens at WM for the belt, then back to feuding with Ambrose for a bit.
>>910578
tyler breeze fights every week
>>910617
>merge all the titles
more like change one into a special title, like the hardcore title or a cruiserweight title, or hell make it so the US title has to be defended every night.
>>910616
unification means they become one title
rollins even lost them separately
>>910618
Yeah, like a proper stage magician who does tricks and such. I think it'd be neat and has tons of comedy potential.
>>910620
when he admitted he is a rocker that just wrestles to pay the bills.
>>910616
I don't think you know what unify is.
>>910621
Styles' is a forearm/elbow smash tho. And it looks better because he usually does it with a springboard
>>910610
ehhh..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmxqEJnzHE
>>910621
roman because roman is like 6'4 and roman punches with his fist not his elbow
>>910626
4 u
>>910622
Caption this picture
>>910622
This kid has a promising career ahead of him 2bh
>1/7 entrants wasted on the boring Wyatt's
>No surprise entrants at all besides boring AJ midget Styles and HHH
Pretty shit Rumble match honestly. WWE's roster is getting more and more boring, and it's unfortunately only going to continue getting worse with all of these upcoming NXT millennial trash.
>>910639
JeriGOAT vs Aj Styles please
the promos will be funny too and aj will call him a faggot
>All these aspies, redditers, wootist opinions
>>910632
Dalton Castle would be the closest I guess but he's supposed to be Liberace
just got home
thank you based HHH
>>910581
It didn't matter since Haitch still put Cena over and Cena went on to win 10+ more titles
>>910636
Sting was a magician?
>>910644
Yeah, I'm glad the Director of Operations is finally signing a nice up and coming NXT Rookie, like this Triple H guy we saw tonight
>>910645
>Zayn wasn't a surprise
>>910639
cooldad don't want none desu
>>910648
>aj will call him a faggot
someone actually said to me that AJ is gonna get fired for being a homophobe on a house show or someshit.
please chill AJ, you're the hero we need
>>910656
Who?
>>910645
who do you like?
no homo but AJ's body is aesthetic as fuck
is he natty?
>>910645
>surprise entrants
>wasting spots on old geezers who get tossed out after 10 minutes
why didn't they let him styles clash?
>>910641
>"I am proud to stand here with the most promising upcoming star from NXT, the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H"
>>910662
he'll probably slip the word faggot out on live tv on raw and get fired for it
>mfw redditors dont know how much of a hoomophobe he is
kek
>>910666
Ryback, Reigns, Lesnar
You know, people who actually look like wrestlers.
>>910671
>aesthetic
>Literally the smallest guy in the ring
>Even smaller than Neville
Wew
>>910649
Punk didn't deserve Rocks GOAT selling.
>>910666
Haitch, Roman and BMJ most likely. Anti smarks are even more predictable than smarks.
>>910656
If anything it was a surprise there weren't more NXT appearances
Owens limping to the ring at number 19 was pretty badass.
BASED Fatass
>>910674
to protect his finisher
>>910677
>Lesnar solos the Wyatts
>Wyatts break the rules and throw them out
>he just looks at Bray like a beta cuck
>>910677
Based Jarvis.
Reigns vs. Jarvis for WM 32 is still a possibility.
>>910674
They teased it, so it'll happen eventually. It'd be smart of them to make it a protected finisher
>>910684
ohhh yeah selling to the ring and then completely no selling for 10 minutes and even eliminating someone and then selling walking back to gorilla
SO BASED
fucking kill yourself
>>910684
>Limps to the ring
>Is totally fine when he enters and is doing super kicks
Can you smarks be consistent?
>yfw AJ eliminated Goldust
>>910678
>Even smaller than Neville
wut?
5'11 is ok
>>910689
would mark
>>910693
What's the story behind this?
>Fastlane
>Roman will have to pin each of the LON to get a shot to fight HHH at Wrestlemania
>>910694
>5'11 is ok
Not when it's not believable for you to be in the same ring as Roman Reigns. Are you kidding me with all these indie manlets? At least Seth and Cesaro look like wrestlers.
>co-main events WK10 then debuts at RR on the same month
BASED
>>910700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpZCKnha464
>got to keep his name
>didn't have to job in NXT
>literally the best entrance theme debuted by anyone in ages
>hyped up by WWE
>was the 3rd longest remaining wrestling in the rumble
Is he going to save us ?
>>910702
What does John Cena have to do with Fat Owens Fat no selling once he got in the ring?
THE FACT IS ROMAN, THE FACT IS THAT I DIDNT FIRE YOU BECAUSE ROMAN, I WAS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF. YOU SEE ROMAN, YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS HALF AS I AM.
>>910702
end yourself you fucking moron
>>910700
Someone asked AJ how he felt about the gay community
AJ was in shock. It's funny because AJ is a southern Christian. Not much of a story, just a meme
>>910679
who?
>>910703
Does it really matter though? Heavyweights in the UFC get knocked out by guys smaller than them all the time. Cain Velasquez is barely 6 foot and made brock go breakdancing.
>>910706
>TNA guy
>winning anything worth of note
He'll feud with the other indie darlings, gets an IC shot while Dean gets catapulted to the main event after Roman dissolves the Authority and Seth comes back as a face
>>910708
That the complain about Owens no selling is an hipocryte statement.
Why does he wear the gloves?
>>910706
>dat twinkle in his eye
>>910711
Wasn't there a clip of him getting butthurt because someone mention Austin 3:16 and he LITERALLY did not knew the reference?
>>910714
>Cain Velasquez is barely 6 foot
This isn't true.
>>910720
P1 magicks.
>>910720
to do his cool hand sign
>>910722
Don't you ever mock my Jesus.
>>910720
Gotta keep his hands soft for Vince's handjobs.
>>910722
Yeah, he thought it was an attack on his Jesus
>>910718
>hipocryte
Lol, and John Cena is irrelevant to this discussion. He was selling walking down the ramp then he was miraculously healed once in the ring and was doing super kicks. Sit down.
>>910723
He's listed as taller but there's lots of pictures of him standing next to fighters that say otherwise.
>>910706
>dem teary eyes
>>910720
He does a thing where his gloves make a picture right?
Will he feud with Stardust over the right to do that?
to me this as an A- rumble
it really was good, right?
>>910733
B-B-B-BUT CENA!
Yo Hogan my sons a big fan can I get a RT for him
>>910722
>someone mention Austin 3:16 and he LITERALLY did not knew the reference?
this doesn't seem possible in any way
>>910722
I can't find it but yeah, that shit is great. The poor guy was just trying to get some heat by ripping a promo but AJ went apeshit on him.
>>910613
That's what I'm saying if Bray held the title and dropped to Lesnar at Mania no big deal, he has a title reign in his pocket and that's pretty strong. But even Brock putting him over at mania in a non title fight feels worthless and wasted and Brock's probably going over anyways, which literally does nothing for either of them.
why didnt you guise chant for me tonight?
>>910724
>straight
>>910744
https://streamable.com/zq3b
check it out yourself. He got so butthurt
>>910749
>Brock putting him over at mania
Brock isn't losing to some fedora neckbeard and his family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFSi1Pv998E
>>910743
Are you sure it isn't your wifes son? Only love -HH
>>910744
Yeah. I think he did more than just say Austin 3:16, he started calling him some names, so AJ pushed him down and backed him into the corner and then said that. It was at some indie promotion, not TNA or NJPW
>>910751
Because he was just a meme wrestler who people chanted for just to feel part of something.
>>910753
I love how he said "3:16" a second time to him like "dude you get it right? 3:16 like that promo everyone in the world knows?"
>>910751
They chanted YES
>the chant isnt over, dbry is over
>>910759
No, he did the Austin 3:16 verbatim but replaced his name instead of Austin
>>910761
>everything I dislike is memes
>>910757
I know this is supposed to be "lmao cuck" bait but I'd bet literally any money that kid didn't come out of her vagina.
>>910751
I think it's cause at this point everyone has gotten jaded/stockholms syndrom
>>910753
wow
>>910751
New vanilla midg for the smarks to keep busy so that they forget you exist Daniel. Also it says here you still have 6 more months till you get cleared.
>>910751
Because they booked it much better this year.
>botch strowman eliminating both kane and big show
>four fucking entrants from the wyatt family
the future isnt looking bright
>>910739
Don't let anyone tell you what to think
>TNA congratulating AJ on his WWE debut
how sore?
>>910755
Then what's the purpose of them fueding even? Brock beating Bray means literally nothing to Brock. It's literally wasting one of Brock's contractual appearances. I'd rather see Brock/Cena for the 800th time.
>>910753
ahahahahaha what the fuck
now i dont like him anymore
>>910779
>it's okay with HHH does it
Dd anyone else think Brock was getting a bit frustrated that Strowman refused to sell?
I'm sure Brock, being smart ring wise, understood that Strowman is the new mastadon. However, I think Brock also expected him to go down after 4 knees. Literally...Brock did it 4 times and then just kind of glares at him funny, and not in a kayfabe type of way
>>910785
Brock is signed until 2020
>>910789
Vince probably told him to no sell everything
>>910786
Sorry brah, the only perfect wrestler was HBK pre-back injury. Perfection doesn't exist and if it does, it won't last.
>>910788
Who are you quoting?
>>910786
AJ Styles is pretty unlikable as a human being. He usually doesn't let his politics get in the way of his performance though.
>>910791
Braun is green af, dude probably doesn't even know how to sell.
>>910779
>3 entrants from the LON
>4 entrants from the Wyatts
>That feel when no Samoa Joe debut and staredown with AJ in the Rumble
>>910791
Probably, it was just odd
>wow, Strowman just took a full speed knee attack from Lesnar!
>oh shit, another one! Makes sense because Strowman is strong
>huh..another one and Strowman is still standing up
>oh well here's another one...yeah Strowman's still standing
>now Brock is going back to Luke
It was just so odd
>>910789
That last knee was amazing
>>910785
>Brock beating Bray means literally nothing to Brock
>Brock beating up an entire stable means nothing
Other than the fact that it's entertaining to watch
>>910804
Does Strowman even have much potential?
