(Non-2Old Weirdo Edition)
>Go to https://rolz.org/
>Type "1d30" in Dice Code
>Whatever number lands, *that's* your guy for the entire Rumble
POST 'EM.
first for /a/
/csgog/ was here
>>901190
Fuck you moe
>>901174
/co/ is here
Number 11!!!!
/cgl/ reporting live
/mmg/ checking in
>1d30
#21 here.
>#30
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6sRlBYXkk
>you will never convince your gf to cosplay as your favorite diva
>>901174
Eh. I usually don't make myself known, but whatever.
>watching pre-show instead of what's basically the superbowl because whoever wins this will BTFO Denver
Got #30 lads. I win, right?
In fact, if I win, I'll post nudes of my ex.
Guess Haitch is coming at #24.
Where are my /v/irgins at
>>901167
>28
What a shit roll. Mulligans allowed?
any good streams other than /wooo/?
>>901213
I know that feel
i-is there a chance
>1D30 => 18
/fgg/ here I guess
>>901167
>I rolled one
I'M GOING OVER BROTHER
>>901226
Right here senpai.
Is this an old /sp/ thread or a /woo/ thread? I haven't watched WWE since we got booted from /sp/ so I don't know what the fuck is going on
>>901174
Right here senpai
>>901174
Fuck off peru
>>901230
ALL
BOTCH
EVERYTHING
>>901232
He's in Orlando and Vince is to old to enter himself
>17
NUMBER 17 LIVIN' THE DREAM LETS DO IT BABY
>>901174
/jp/ here
>>901239
/sp/ threads have /wwe/ in the subject line and aren't made by tripfags
IT'S THE YEAR OF ENTRY NUMBER 19, BOYS
Why do you guys hate tripfags so much?
I GOT 27
>/spoiler/ I win /spoiler/
>>901250
Thanks. I wondered who those tripfags were.
who /ABR/ here
>>901243
>peru
>ecuadorchan
i miss flags desu ;_;
All /a/utists, report in please.
>yfw the announce team tonight is heel Jerry, the new SmackDown guy, and Maggle
No.21 reporting
>>901167
Claiming 16
>13
Lucky 13 for /a/
>>901263
>>901256
kek
>>901265
>P-Please come to my thread, guys
>>901249
Where do I buy a fumo i want to live the fumo life
>>901256
>>901256
I rolled 27 in that shitty /asp/ bet thing
I won last years for /sp/
most of my time on /asp/ is just spend antagonizing /asp/ and wanting /sp/ back
>>901258
>stretch your boy
>>901265
Hahahaha cuck.
>>901167
NUMBER 28
>>901174
>Rei
Shit taste
>Nagisa
Good taste
Royal Rumble 2004 was objectively the best Royal Rumble of all time.
>>901286
Keep
It
Tight
>>901263
Hey
>>901243
Rude
>>901292
Thanks, f/a/m
>it's a rusev touches everyone's tits episode
>>901293
>Big Show having a seizure and eliminating himself so there was no winner and we got Hunter vs Shawn at Mania
Yeah no
>mexican chicken when you have a mexican on your stable
>Heil to the league
oh boy
>>901286
>not stretching your boy every hour
>>901293
>not 1992
>>901263
here
>>901167
>4
If #4 wins I'll eat my own shoe.
KILL YOURSELF KING, HOLY SHIT this is unbearable
The only way this PPV will be good is if Lawler has a heart attack on the pre show
>>901174
hi
What's with the harry potter music
KyoAni are hacks
Phantom World is shit
>>901167
>>Type "1d30" in Dice Code
>>Whatever number lands, *that's* your guy for the entire Rumble
I got 17
Is the rumble the main event this year?
>>901293
2006 is my favorite but 2001 is great too. It'd be my undisputed GOAT if Kane won
I was a giant Mysterio mark when I was 12ish (in 2006) I actually cried when he won. I was so happy.
>>901318
>an ending with flair and hogan and justice
no.
>>901345
>no wwe title match
yes i would think so.
our boy roman reigns
>>901349
>an ending with Flair winning
Yes
who /int/ here?
>>901345
yes
>>901167
COME ON 15
>rolled 29
LET'S DO THIS
AJ STYLES
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
WHERE ARE MY RYBROS AT
>>901366
Why is that girl with down syndrome harassing those men?
I can't find the youtube video by WWE, it was along the lines of 5 things you didn't know about the royal rumble, it was uploaded last year, it stated that a little known fact is that the owner of the company reserves the right to restart the entire royal rumble, but then he did an ominous, it has never happened, but it might, deal.
>>901378
who
>>901383
right here
>rolled a 26
Come on Brock.
>>901383
DUMB
>>901174
>>901383
gorillaback wwe champ tonight
REDDIT OWENS REDDIT
/WWE/, let's predict who is going to be #2.
>that fucking router by dean
every time
>>901383
get off my tv
>>901383
>the master of the feed me more
>taima is down
fuck I need a stream
>>901406
Bo Dallas
>jojo
>>901406
Rusev
>tfw went to the mall to pick up something and saw a fat chick with an Ambrose Asylum shirt
>>901406
Chris Jericho or AJ Styles
Kevin Owens is the WORST promo ever! Such a boring, edgelord voice. He's a fat shit and I hope he gets a heart attack and dies!
>>901406
WELLLLLLLL
>>901411
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork
>>901360
Given a choice between the three I guess I'd go with Flair but I would rather not have any of them in the last three.
>Kevin Owens' mic work
He deserves more than being locked eternally in a feud with Dean Ambrose
that was terrible
Panthers are going buckwild on the cards right now.
mfw an american was fat near me
>tfw KO is going to lose tonight via KO
well its a squash match between the cardinals and panthers so i guess i will watch the rumble more than I thought.
Anyone have a decent stream?
>>901437
>dat bird BTFO
>>901448
network.wwe.com
>>901433
>being stuck with dean ambrose
>dean ambrose eternally losing because the writers hate him
>being tied down to Dean Ambrose because the WWE hates you too.
>>901448
network.wwe.com
i got number 22
lets do it
>>901383
WE'RE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA
>>901448
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork
>Mark Henry
>>901421
Fuck her in her ass, you bitch
Are you low test,brah?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL
>>901467
We need flags back so we can see the parasites asking for streams
Fucking Canadians
>no ranallo commentating
fuck this
>>901467
SUPER DRAGON
FIRST MATCH BOYS
>first match doesn't even start
>already a botch
>>901499
JEEEESUS
Swagger deserves better than this
IT'S SWAGGIE TIME
when the fuck was the last time Sandow was in a ring?
Holy fuck jack swagger is over as fu k
>darren young diesnt even have a thrme music
>Swagger and Henry
>that failed hi-five
jesus christ
When did Mark Henry become a patriot who stumps for WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump?
JBL sounds sick
SANDOW
>Swagger and Mizark win and form the new tag team America's Strongest Men
ty
based
vince
Dat buried tag team.
HALLELUJAH
THE INTELLECTUAL SAVIOR IS BACK
>sandow
IN THE BIN
THANK YOU BASED SANDOW
>swagger
>henry
>darren
>sandow
I like these teams
Also holy fuck I always forget how massive Swagger is. He makes Henry look like a chocolate midget
DARREL
A
M
I
E
N
>>901518
Best botchamania intro
>That Sandow pop
Holy shit sandow back to his original gimmick.
But hes paired with a fag so you know hes still buried
It's a damn shame people like Jack Swagger, Mark Henry, and Damien Sandow never got the pushes they deserved.
>>901520
Are you an idiot? Or underage? 18+
>>901512
I love you too friend
if Sandow gets into the Rumble, I am throwing a cheeky one on him
Ascension botching their faggy camera bit.
The Ascension have one of the best themes right now prove me wrong
WE
WANT
SANDOW
*clap clap clapclapclap*
WE WANT SANDOW
>We Want Sandow chants
THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD CROWD TONIGHT BOYS
>We want sandow chants
R.I.P Roman
This is going to be last year all over again
Should I do it?
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE WANT SOME SANDOW
>Sandow chants
Oh man
This crowd is going to boo Roman so hard
"WE WANT SANDOW!" chants this early.
>>901568
WAIT NO SHIT IT'S THE NXMEME CROWD
so i just bought WWE Network for this stupid shitty PPV, it says you're not charged until next month, is the NINE NINETY NINE just an authorization fee or am I not getting that back
Sounds like Full Sail found their way into the rumble.
Sandow is great though.
>no surprises in the Rumble tonight because it's for the belt
Fuck this company
SANDOW OVER AS FUCK
Any streams that will work on mobile?
>>901573
The cherry on the top would be that Bryan returns and gets eliminated quickly
>fatal four way tag team
>2 people in the ring at a time
How the fuck does this work?
>meme crowd
good commercial
so /wwe/
were you chill or a douchebag who partied?
>Commercials during the Pre-show
POST YW SANDOW IS OVER AS FUCK
>>901578
Just register with a new email and cancel again
You can use the same credit card
Bbygurl is going to get btfo by this crowd.
>also adverts in the fucking pre show match fucks sake
what a qt
>>901605
Why the fuck is eva marie promoting fast lane
>Audible Sandow chants over the commercial
that edge and christian show doesn't look awful
>>901578
Just do it fgt
>Sandow and We Want Sandow chants over the commercials
>>901625
18+
who will they send out this year for damage control?
AYYYYYYYYYYY
WE
WANT
SOME
SANDOW
>>901604
The Pre-Show is free (its on youtube right now)
ofc there are gonna be ads
>>901635
Hornswoggle
28
I have good odds.
>all those shows
Might be good
>camp wwe
Tfw
>>901635
Daniel Bryan
Where my Melbourne crown bros at
BASED MIZARK
Based Orlando, the memest of crowds
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE CHANTS
THIS CROWD IS SO BASED
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
*clap clap clapclapclap*
>Mark Henry giving the fans what they want with the Sexual Chocolate fans
also "only two men in history" always cracks me up
This crowd is gonna meme the fuck out for Styles
Eugene when?
>>901585
>yfw they cheer for Roman
>Swagger almost botching the breakup
>>901666
They won't, this is a Smark city
>>901167
I rolled 5. I get the sinking feeling I have to BOLIEVE in miracles.
>>901194
r
e
d
d
i
t
>>901664
I would mark the fuck out
ROCK BOTTOM
Why
>implying DY didnt enjoy that move
>yfw Roman gets eliminated early
3DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>901678
>MARK HENRY
>Meme Henry
![[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep03 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_14.11_[2013.06.19_17.47.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0isoxs5.jpg "[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep03 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_14.11_[2013.06.19_17.47.41].jpg")
>Doing wassup to Darren Young
>memedow not in the Rumble
Already a good start for getting this crowd hot
>>901441
Mfw I was fat near a europoor
wait was Mark Henry even the legal man
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE IS IN THE RUMBLE
BASED AS FUCK
>>901167
>27
i'll probably make a sandwich for the first fifteen minutes of the rumble then.
YES PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
>le JBL obscure euro sport reference
I like this Strongest Americans team
>Mark Henry's nipples
WE TAG TEAM NOW
There is literally no reason Swagger shouldn't be a steady midcarder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6meh2RuelEw
Smarkbusters are gonna be doing a live reaction to the rumble soon.
>>901708
NO
YES
BEST STABLE RIGHT NOW
Number ten spot
Smarks are going to hijack another Rumble. SHIT!
Rich BTFO
>>901726
oklahomie showed he has decent charisma in that madden tournament in UP UP DOWN DOWN.
#socialjobbers
Bo Dallas is breddy gay
>>901727
Stop shilling here.
>Bo is the straight man for Social Outcasts
This feels weird
Fucking based Bo Dallas.
>>901743
Good, fuck Roman
>>901726
the only reason he isn't high-mid is because he fucked up and got a DUI during the Zeb Tea Party angle
BASED BO
>>901727
Hnnnnngh
>Tfw Curtis axl wins 2 rumbles at once
>Based Heath
>Based Bo
>Based Axel
quality little segment, there
>>901747
Yeah I like it.
holy shit King is cringe
Some good questions
>That Axel Rumble question
/BOLIEVERS/ WW@
>yfw Roman eliminates all four of them at once
>@RyanHoward
lol what
https://twitter.com/ryanhoward
These guys are fucking hilarious. I can't wait for them to get eliminated in seconds.
MYSPACE BURIED
I tell you what though Heath Slater is one of the most Charismatic people in the business
>Outcasts are supposed to be a heel stable
>Hulk Hogan reference
CUT IT, CUT TO COMMERCIAL
