-OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
first for roman
ready for brei to win it all
I'm pulling for any Social Outcast to win, but realistically anyone but Roman.
Call your surprise entrance guesses now!
>>901124
Did it start?
her lisp is so cute
>>901142
Kickoff show just started
>>901142
Just the preshow
>>901140
The Old Ass Outlaws.
>>901140
Steiner
HERE COMES THE COUNTDOWN UNTIL /WWE/ COMES TO RUIN THIS THREAD
>>901146
>Booker are you wearing your break away pants tonight.
She wants the 5 TIME!!
>>901140
AJ, Bryan, Cesaro, anyone else that will make me smile while sitting alone watching half naked men grapple each other for an hour+
Gotta say with the huge amount of hype I'm going to be let down if Styles doesn't debut.
I bet he won't.
>>901159
The /sp/ rejects are already making their own threads, and the mods are likely going to do jack shit as usual, so as long as they stay in theirs then there shouldn't be any trouble.
>>901124
D.Young? I thought he was hurt.
>>901161
I have a new ship.
She wants the T.
>faggots cloging up taima's streams
REEEEEE
>>901180
his ass was hurting
Realistically how depressed will you be when Roman Reigns retains the WWE title.
Worst part is no WWE champion will lose in the Feb PPV, which means there will then be a brand new storyline 4 weeks before Mania. Chances are it will be Roman in a Fatal 4 way at WM to again cement his legacy as STRONG
Haven't watched since August. What do I need to know to catch up?
>>901178
They might cause its florida. Should get a reaction
http://strawpoll.me/6630449/
http://strawpoll.me/6630449/
http://strawpoll.me/6630449/
>>901196
jericho is winning dumbass
YOU SEE ROMAN
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS...
>>901203
Vince has failed to put Roman over
He is now manking Roman defend his title in the actual Rumble match because Roman has basically never lost clean 1 on 1
Its now Roman vs 29 others (as he is no1) in the Rumble to prove just how strong he will be. Thats guaranteed to get the fans on board
>>901203
roman is really strong a shit load of people are hurt, Charlotte flair and new day
thats pretty much it.
>>901179
those threads will always get deleted. happens all the time. it is a bomb that's about to go off
Roman is 100% winning this
>>901136
Honestly I'd love it if one year a bunch of jobbers decided "fuck it, we'll probably get future endeavored soon anyway" and made a pact to elimiate the top guys.
Why aren't they mentioning that it's possible to win as the #1 entrant because Benoit did it.
>>901124
STICKY THIS SHIT
>>901269
You know why.
HBK did it too though, if I'm not mistaken.
whoever king says will win is gonna win it
The Royal Rumble will be boring. Nobody wants Roman Reigns to win.
#Bring back Hulk Hogan
Corbin or Zayn is my guess will show up at Rumble
Is the network fucking up for anyone else or is it just me?
havnt watch WWE since CM PUNK left. What happened /asp/?
>>901269
THERE'S NO HOLDING ME BACK
I'M NOT DRIVEN BY FEAR
I'M JUST DRIVEN BY ANGER
AND YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK
>mexican chicken
kek
>>901295
CM PUNK left for UFC.
>recaping all these tragic RR's of the past 5 years
How can they put these video packages on and try to pretend they have any dignity? Shaemus? Del Rio? Tista? Reigns?
Why is the RR so bad?
soooooo anyone got a free link to the livestream?
>>901124
Steve, is there still time to post predictions? Or are you gathering them anymore at all?
>chicken
SEND FOR THE MAN
They should make Rusev like Zangief from the SF movie and just have him say dumb stuff
>>901285
I would rather see Triple H or Lenar win.
#Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>901291
Works for me and I'm using shitty hotel wifi
King with the sick burns...
>Kalisto's so short his mask smells like feet
>>901316
>Roman is about to win
>QUICK, CHANGE THE CHANNEL
>>901182
Do you think Renee is a SPINNERoonie?
Can someone tell me what's the idea of this royal rumble?, is really roman defending the title against 29 other wrestlers instead of the usual 1v1 match before the rumble?
>>901335
winner of the RR gets the title
SO WHAT WILL YOUR REACTION BE WHEN RANDY ORTON IS ONE OF THE SURPRISE ENTRANTS. I'M A BIT TIRED OF HIM, BUT IT IS DUE TIME FOR HIM TO COME BACK
>>901335
The rumble will happen as usual, butwhoever emiminates Roman will become the champion.
True / False
Samoans are killing wrestling
>>901335
Winner of the RR is instantly WHC
Roman starts at Number 1.
So they're billing it as 1 vs 29.
Also Roman is going to win
>Sting wins the Rumble
How would this make you feel?
What will you be eating during the rumble?
So dumb question...
Will the runner up be #1 contender or will that be determined at No Way Out/Elimination Chamber if they still do that?
>>901352
tortillia chips and hummus.
>>901335
Yes, it perfectly shields Roman even if he loses, because he will not be pinned.
Theres a million different ways to make him lose and still make him feel STRONG !
Its a fucking joke that WWE are changing the Rumble to suit Reigns, this comapny is so fucking one sided its beyond ridiculous.
Post the Rumble Bet
how long until and were the stream at?
So, are they really just gonna have Reigns win it? haitch coming in is a nice theory but it feels like they are gonna try to shove Reigns down our throat some more.
>they'll have to accept reigns if he retains the title in the RR match!
>>901352
Prawn tempura.
>>901348
False.
Bad writing is killing wrestling.
Also, anyone have a working stream link?
Reporting in a bit late.
The Rock wins the rumble
Ambrode retains
Charlotte loses due some shenanigans
Del Rio loses either with roll up or via DQ
New day retains
Here we go, predictions are up.
>>901354
EC is post mania now, Theres a non-gimmick PPV called Fastlane where they'll probably decide #1 contender
>Be Roman Reigns
>Eliminate yourself from the Royal Rumble
>Retain your title
How mad would you be if WWE legit did this ?
>>901352
Oven pizza and some Pepsi
>>901352
pints of milk and wheelies
dubs and Carlito returns at #30 and eliminates Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar
>>901354
Fast Lane is 'the buildup to Mania', so there'll probably be something there.
Roman will end up being in the title match at Mania regardless. Boy is tripping over #1 contender slots.
>>901285
Would be okay with Bray Wyatt winning.
#Bring back Hulk Hogan
And the Rumble Bet.
Teams unite!
guys there's no way ramen is winning
they'll obviously want him to keep his underdog status going in to mania if they want him as top face... winning 2 rumbles in a row and defeating 29 other superstars will kill that angle completely
>>901352
4 loco watermelon and cheddar and sour cream chips
>>901375
Honestly I'd be ok with it.
>>901352
shitload of wings
>>901352
had a roast earlier so just some pringles and rum
>>901387
How bad a spot is 22?
>>901372
Link?
>>901388
We are talking about the WWE here anon, madness doesn't begin to cover it
So its basically confirmed Roman will not be eliminated until the Final Four, if even that, it will probably be Final 2 so the title can change hands.
>because im kevin owens, jojo
>>901352
Christimas present chocolate bars and precooked pizza
I hope this Last Man Standing is good, Roman vs Beeg was so obvious, slow and boring.
1) Would you be mad if Roman went coast to coast?
2) Would you be mad if #1 entry Roman eliminated a Fresh Brock?
3) Are you automatically pissed if HHH has a major impact in the result?
4) Would you be happy/okay with Roman winning if it meant he turned heel and HHH helped him win.
>>901388
have you been watching any WWE. killing is all they do.
>>901388
m8 Cena is still "overcoming the odds" as a 16 time world champ.
>>901405
Sorry matey, all results have been collected.
So. Roman's not winning. Seth and DB both return and FagLane will have Ramen/Seff/Goat triple threat #1 contenders "we never lost" on a pole match?
>>901422
Yes yes yes no
how late am I? hopefully not too late to say
inb4 aj styles wins the rumble
Reminder this is the Heel we need right now
This is the heel we deserve
Anyone have a HD link?
>>901422
Aslong Roman doesn't win i'll be happy
Anyone have link to a RR stream?
>>901428
Alright, thanks for getting back at me.
I'll try to catch the next one.
Good luck, man!
>>901422
I think that will be lame if HHH helped him turn heel. I'll be okay with reigns turning heel, but i can only imagine an awkward asspull if HHH helps him
>>901422
>1) Would you be mad if Roman went coast to coast?
Yes
>2) Would you be mad if #1 entry Roman eliminated a Fresh Brock?
Yes
>3) Are you automatically pissed if HHH has a major impact in the result?
No
>4) Would you be happy/okay with Roman winning if it meant he turned heel and HHH helped him win.
No
>>901438
network.wwe.com
>>901422
1. Not that mad.
2. Little bit.
3. No. There are plenty of scenarios in which HHH could impact the result without making me mad.
4. It wouldn't annoy me, but where would they go from there?
>>901352
Drinking tea and eating peanuts desu
Is there any truth about tough enough Josh entering the rumble tonight?
>>901388
WWE believes you can be winning every single match and you're the underdog.
I'm ready for this train wreck
>>901447
How about not being a cunt, mate
>>901438
http://network.wwe.com/
>>901422
Yes
Yes
Depends on the circumstances
Slightly
https://heelbook.wordpress.com/2016/01/24/the-royal-rumble-2016-drinking-game/
For those feeling brave.
Stream link?
>>901387
>Be placed in spot #30 betting
>Bork is somewhere early on
>Only 2 unknowns in the rumble
>Suddenly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioz53gs6qpA
>BUT THEN
>It's Trump
>4 men in the ring
>AJ Styles, Lesnar, Roman Reign, daniel bryan
>number 30 hasn't entered yet
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>darkness
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKNKH_95QaE
Bray Wyatt, Braun Stroman, luke harber and other dude literally sweep in and kill everyone
let me dream.
let me dream
Here is a sad realization
If Roman Reigns was written as Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns would be super over and fat
> Kickoff Match
Time to lose half of our predictions!
>>901435
Agreed, Trips says Trips wins
>>901422
1) Would you be mad if Roman went coast to coast?
Yes, unless something funnily stupid happens
2) Would you be mad if #1 entry Roman eliminated a Fresh Brock?
YES
3) Are you automatically pissed if HHH has a major impact in the result?
No
4) Would you be happy/okay with Roman winning if it meant he turned heel and HHH helped him win.
At least it would mean someone returning will be the top face now, so...
Maybe?
Kevin Owens should absorb Dean and start calling himself the "Lunatic Fridge"
>>901387
>tfw Adam Rose comes out at 14
I'm confused. Is it whoever eliminates reigns that becomes WHC? Does whoever eliminate him keep defending it During the rumble until he gets eliminated and so on? or is it whoever just straight wins the rumble?
Does anyone else get annoyed as fuck with how the crowd always counts faster than the actual countdown.
Jesus fuck it drives me mad when the clock is on 3 and the crowd have counted down to 0
Any bets who will enter the cursed #14?
>>901387
roll
>>901449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5txEiXYyxA
Has Big Show come 2nd in the most Rumbles?
>>901452
It's just rumored because all of NXT roster will be there and he's gotten himself locker room heat. I'd rathe not wast a spot but would be fun to see him get stiffed to shit
>>901422
1) Yes
2) Extremely
3) Automatically? No. But probably.
4) I'd be okay with it. Wouldn't go as far as happy.
>>901482
JJ Stows
Anyone have a link to a RR stream?
>Byron on commentary
This will be terrible
>>901478
who ever wins.
>fetal 4 way
>Fatal Fourway tag match
Yeah, there's no way this WON'T be a gigantic clusterfuck.
>>901478
Roman will
1. Not lose
2. Only lose to the last remaining competitor to avoid this scenario
>>901207
>Royal Rumble
>Ramen smashed through about 20 contenders
>Brock Lesnar is about to german Bray Wyatt
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZT
>Suddenly, a sickly sweet smell of hatred and hersheys permeates the arena
>Kevin Owens perks up before going into a diabetic coma
>The contenders know all too well what is about to happen
>The fourth Reich begins
>HEI-DEN-REICH heidenrich HEI-DEN-REICH
>Slowly walks towards the ring
>Bray Wyatt is pissing himself
>Heidenreich enters the ring
>Brock Lesnar tosses out Bray who remains in the fetal position on the outside of the ring
>Brock lets out a mighty tardrar as he goes to attack Heidenreich
>Tries to German
>It shall never be
>Heidenreich reverses into a upsidedown- reverse-frankensteiner from hell
>Brock isn't moving
>Heidenreich throws his body into outer space ant though the moon into outer space
>His work is not done
>"SUFFRIN SUCCOTASH TATERTOTS BROTHA."
>Ramen for a superman punch
>But Heidenreich foresaw this
>Swift kick to the dick
>Picks Ramen up
>Throws him through titantron
>An explosion goes off, killing the other competitors
>Now, for his ultimate prize
>Makes a beeline for maggle
>Heidenrapes him while reading the entirety of shakespears works
>Sandow sheds a manly tear
Mfw.
>>901358
"What Happens at Mania?"
Well, Roman goes in as Champ and defends his title
LETS GO MARK HENRY
SOMEBODY BOUT TO GET THEIR ASS LICKED
SOMEBODY BOUT TO GET THAT ASS DICKED
>not putting Ranallo in the Rumble commentary
it's like they want us to stop watching
SOMEBODY GON GET THEY ASS KICKED
They fixed sandow!!!!!!!
>>901488
Hes gotta be up there. Either him or Kane.
no more Prime Time Players
>>901269
So did Rey, right?
SANDOW!!!!!
> The Intellectual Saviour of the Masses
He's back!
>SANDOW BACK TO THE GENIUS GIMMICK
YEEEESSSSSSSS
I > U
>sandow still has his old theme
Noice
LOOMYNARTY CONFIRMD
sandow returned!!
So 4 Teams of Jobbers and the winners get to Job in the Rumble? What an honor :)
>sandow will never EVER get a half-decent push
>SOMEBODY GONE GET THEY CHICK BLACKED!....SOMEBODY GONE GET THEY CHICK BLACKED!.....SOMEBODY GONE GET THEY CHICK BLACKED!....SOMEBODY GONE GET THEY CHICK BLACKED!
Give stream pls
>Sandow in pink trunks
I'm happy
WE WANT SANDOW
REMINDER
already chanting AJ's name
so this is... this is the match that decides the last unconfirmed spots in the rumble?
so AJ is already confirmed right?
What stream we watching?
>WE WANT SANDOW
We got a good crowd here.
>>901435
Because this nigga won't let anyone get over more than he was.
ex. CM Punk
>>901285
I would be okay with Jericho winning.
#Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>901550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZX_Amh7y7E
Sandow confirmed to eliminate aj styles in the rumble and win the rumble.
Sandow's over!!!!
Millions of Scholars?
>>901550
http://taima.tv/r/woooalt
>WE WANT SANDOW
>>901547
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ASSHOLES PARODY EVERY GOD DAMN MEME
WHY CAN'T YOU LET ANYTHING NICE JUST EXIST WITHOUT YOU SHITTING ON IT WITH YOUR SHITTY FUCKING POST-IRONIC HUMOR
>>901565
>dat Sandow pop
>>901554
>mfw he calls Roman fat when he enters
>that huge pop for his tag-in
Oh god.
JBL is going to be both JBL and King tonight...
>>901285
They will never let Big Show win.
#Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>901554
steiner probably gonna get hof'd
>>901561
the boos will be their loudest.
REMINDER: AJ won't be in the Rumble, and the surprises will be light. Roman's heat is a sensitive as a house of cards. Anyone who isn't a known geek has potential of killing his already mediocre pops.
FUCKING COMMERCIALS!!
>>901572
GOAT name
Where are my Melbourne crown bros at
>>901482
Someone WWE hates...Ziggler?
commercials on their own network wtf
>>901550
You know you can just make a new email address and use a PayPal account to get a free month on the network every time they offer one. You really only have to pay for Wrestlemania if you know what you're doing.
>Commercial for your own product
>On your own product
why why why why
Who ready for World Heavyweight Champion R-Truth here?
>>901435
The Jay-Z of Pro Wrestling
>Half this shit.
Jesus this match is a mess
What is this
Anyone have a stream link?
>EVA MARIE ON THE ADVERTISING FOR FAST LANE
ITS LIKE THEY WANT US TO HATE IT
> Reminder we're going to wait until image bump before making a second thread
Not to spam the shit out of the board.
This crowd is surprisingly good.
>the crowd is at least a little hype
Good. Looks like Ramen Rains is going to get the shit boo'd out of him again if he wins
We want Sandow during the commercial
>audible we want sandow chants over the commercial
top kek
>>901579
>There will never be a tag team with Damian Sandow's genius gimmick and Scott Stiener's math teacher gimmick
>>901610
H-hey you guys watching this on an illegal stream, please buy network ;_;
>>901352
We'll all be eating a shit sandwich tonight
I gave up on Raw after the last PPV
Did I miss anything?
Will the shitty story lines be summed up in the video packages?
>Sandow chants so loud they could be heard during the commercials
Who has the stream?
What the fuck happened to Titus O Neil?
Big poppa pump opened a shoeny's 1 hr away from me. should i go?
>>901352
water and crab legs
>>901352
cracker barrel
>>901637
Please let me buy the network without needing a cable subscription.
Why is TaimaTV always aids when I wanna watch SCDOS..
>tfw my stream is in 240p
Gotta take what I can get, I guess.
>Michael Cole
>"There have only been 2 people to win the Rumble from the no.1 position"
I thought they werent going to ever mention Chris Beniot again?
>>901658
not working
>>901642
http://network.wwe.com/
>>901650
IM HUNGRY
>>901352
Fruit...Got some Melon, Oranges and Apples :)
Thank you JBL. The fact that they hype winning from number one as if its any different than number two has always triggered me for some retarded reason.
>>901665
Did you hear his name?
>>901643
Still finishing up that god awful feud with Stardust he was put in when Darren Young was injured and Cesaro (who Stardust was SUPPOSED to be feuding with) was out injured too.
>DUDLEYZ ARE THE FAVORITE HERE
GOOD MEME JBL
>>901665
Michaels, benoit and mysterio. So they still giving the silent treatment
WHOA
HEY
>>901643
WWE seperated him from the homo it seems because Titus is becoming one of their more important public figures due to his charitable campains and public service campaigns.
They probably don't want it to come and bite them in the ass later on due to homo stigmata.
>>901352
I don't know. I haven't asked my wife's son what he wants yet.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Darren's boyfriend is not gonna be happy about that.
Also, what the fuck was Connor doing?
Good work D-Von, attack that one guy...
Aids match
HENRY WASNT EVEN LEGAL LOOOOL
WE BOTCHING ALREADY
>that finish
botches already...
>>901677
Only 2 have won from the first position...Beniot and Mysterio
>giving head to the gay guy
dear god, all these botches
what a mess
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, THEY ALL BOTCHED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FINISH
Welp.
Taima stream not working for me, says server disconnected. Just me?
>Mark and Swagger
What?
>>901681
Mysterio was #2
Post setups.
This match was boring as fuck
>Sandow won't be in the Royal Rumble
>>901710
me too senpai
The only person who didnt botch was Jack Swagger
>>901711
strong americans!
>>901688
That was on D-Von 100%...He was supposed to stop the pin from happening, luckily Swagger stopped it..
Holy shit, Renee looks braless, pointy tits..HNGHHHHHHH
#Social jobbers hype
can't wait to watch this on batchimania
Currently watching GOAT movie Minority Report.
What time is the Rumble match itself?
