Pic-related will be #30. Screencap this.
>>900322
NOW DATS COOL
>mfw everyone was marking out over the rumour of a "Latin Star" coming back to WWE
>mfw it turned out to be El Patron
Who else /switchingtofootballwhenthepizzaguyshowsup/ here?
>>900322
cool dubs.
post yfw triple h winning is a ruse and roman wins the rumble
>30th entrant
3
2
1
brrrrt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjEDX9UCwTM
>>900340
>a ruse
>implying he'll let Roman win three Rumbles while he only has one
>>900340
Roman winning the Rumble would be the dumbest thing ever
Where do you even go from there
>>900336
>>mfw it turned out to be El Patron
and the crowd marked out for based rio.
Haven't watched in months. Should I watch the royal tumble for keks? I love how wwe manages to fuck up every year.
>>900343
what?
who?
>>900346
the dwayne comes back and uses his rematch clause
family, honor, old school respect match for the fans.
pretty simple.
>>900349
the one and only Big Dust.
>>900348
Yes. This looks set to be the worst one yet.
>>900348
Sure.
Ramen is champ, defending at No. 1 because it's 1992 Rumble again, this is Ramen's HAPPY NEW YEAR present from Vinny Mac
>>900345
this would be roman's second win.
>>900351
Still, literally who?
I hope Carlito does return.
Post GOAT entrances
>http://youtu.be/C23PUDf5a3w
>dat music
>dat entrance video
>dat smoke
>dat pyro
Who else will mark out when hhh wins?
YOU SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN
>>900348
Yeah, this has a good chance of being the actual worst rumble in WWE history.
>>900365
YOU MADE IT PERSONAL ROMAN
>>900359
Kentucky Gentleman Chuck "Sexy Chukie T" Taylor.
>>900355
>Ramen is champ, defending at No. 1 because it's 1992 Rumble again
>not defending it in a match
wot
>>900365
WHATS BEST FOR BUSINESS
>>900364
Not even a Haitchfag, but his WM27 entrance was always unforgettable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jr2RnavrbE
>>900378
>tfw you were there
Honestly, this was the only thing I vividly remember.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BA7iP_LGKPE/
What can it mean guys?
>>900364
This is unironically the greatest entrance in WWE's history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PoLIWm_Q7s
>>900382
Cena's fucking with the fans again
>>900378
His WM22 entrance is still my favorite I think.
>>900382
Is that Kurt Angle
>>900382
Nothing, like his entire instagram account
>>900389
yes
>>900343
>>900370
2 BEST FRIENDS
ALRIGHT
SHOUT OUT TO CHUCKY T!
MAKE IT 3 AMIGOS AND JUST ADD ME.
BRIE MODE
>>900406
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT
>>900401
>>900338
Yeah I'm sure the guy who's using his mom's toyota tercel to deliver you cheesy bread is real judgemental
Serious question, do you expect Daniel Bryan to be back tonight
why are there 4 general threads a day and why are they all shit
>>900383
This and Bray's entrance were the best of last year's mania.
>>900414
Yes, but on the pre-show panel
>>900414
Nah
>>900414
yes he wrestled a house show two nights ago in my city
>>900401
meant to post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4_swVpF8pA
>>900415
>nobody watches this shit anymore except for the cringe
>>900368
I refuse to believe they can beat last year's as worst ever
Where's the stream
>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dytVxs-dQ
How hard do you mark
>>900431
>Marking for Al Snow
>>900428
network.wwe.com
>>900428
wwenetwork.com
>>900413
But he's so cute
>>900427
>the entire rumble is built around Roman Reigns
>the favourites are HHH and Roman Reigns
>there's a solid chance that one of the other major stories coming out of the match will be Bray fucking Wyatt feuding with Brock Lesnar
It's already worse.
>>900427
That's what they said when Batista won. And when Rock beat Punk and Cena won.
>>900432
the head gimmick was over and hes on roids so marks will think hes legit.
>Want to watch Royal Rumble
>My girlfriend's son would rather watch lardcollide
halp
>>900427
Everyone thought they couldn't produce a Rumble worse than 2014 and look what happened.
>>900437
IIRC, the Rumble where Cena won was actually pretty fucking great.
>>900444
>WWE Network
>9.99
lmfao
it's free
>>900432
Al Snow is my boy, id mark so bad for him.
>>900444
>2008
Yes.
>2013
No.
>>900433
>>900434
>>900444
You mean the 2007 Rumble, right?
>>900437
wasnt it brown blowman to be feuding with bork
>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_uWGcSBo8
How hard do you mark?
>>900452
Oh my fucking god, that's worse.
>>900442
>He pays for the network
>>900448
>Good God almighty that table has a family!"
>>900454
If he ever goes back to Dr. of Thuganomics it will be the biggest heel turn of the past 10 years.
I wish I was kidding
>29 people have entered the rumble
>no AJ in sight
>#30 hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLqy4gqpH8
How would you feel?
>>900441
Love this meme maggle
>>900452
>Bork Laser has to sell Brown Strongman's offense as if he's not just Khali with a beard
Will somebody stop the damn match, enough's enough
>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
http://youtu.be/bd9PYIb0H2o
How hard do you mark?
>>900454
>Implying anyone in the crowd would be old enough to recognize this
>>900457
al snow was so much fun.
>>900442
Try reddit, faggot
>>900463
You can keep renewing the trial lad, just make sure you cancel the renewal so you dont actually spend 10 bucks
>>900459
>Literally the manchild of Kane and Mankind
>>900459
Well it's not 2006 anymore when people actually thought this would happen.
Abyss is far past whatever prime he had.
HE'S BEEN TALKING TO HUNTER
ITS ABOUT FUCKIN TIME
>>900462
He would get booed harder than Cena and Roman combined
>>900471
>leaving a top spot in Lucha Underground to be a mid-card jobber on NXT
He can't be this stupid.
>>900414
no
>>900473
>implying those aren't the same thing in terms of pay rate
>>900458
He already did thuganomics in his feud with the rock. 18+
>>900473
Haven't finished Season 1 yet, and I get it's his gimmick, but does he ever talk?
The Book End > Rock Bottom
>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPZpz9G3Qxk
How hard do you mark, and do you do the walk with him?
>>900472
Booed harder than Muhammad Hassan's debut?
>>900473
Being the king of shit is still shit.
>>900473
>outlaw wrestling
>prestigious
>>900378
What's the title of that song? "Similar To But Legally Distinct From Metallica's For Whom the Bell Tolls"?
>>900476
That's not a heel turn you fucking retard, that's like saying Kevin Nash came out as Diesel so therefore he turned.
>>900479
I'd mark but then get worried about him getting seriously hurt
>>900480
A Hassan return for the Rum Bowl would be amazing
>>900473
Lu was lucky to get a new season but after this season I don't think it's sticking around. Everyone is now migrating to NXT cause it'll be the new ROH soon enough
>>900486
Not more retarded than someone who thinks that a permanent cena heel turn is plausible.
>>900488
he played the gimmick so fucking well.
>>900489
The problem is, they need another show. They have way too much talent signed and not enough spots.
>>900459
>29 people have entered the rumble
>no AJ in sight
>#30 hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9p-f62bEiQ
How would you feel?
>>900497
If only Punk came out with her
>>900497
Only if it's a live sex celebration with the Wyatts.
post yfw when jericho was working for the authority all along and wins the rumble
>>900497
I miss when AJ cared.
>>900497
>29 people have entered the rumble
>no AJ in sight
>#30 hits
>https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLazJKggCd0
How would you feel?
>>900499
I wonder how long its been since Bray has seen his dick
>>900437
>Bray vs Bork
if they let Wyatt get his momentum back, that could actually be pretty great.
>>900452
NO. NO GOD NO.
It's also rumored he's to feud with Taker. best case scenario is Strowman, Rowan and Harper get caught in the Andre Battle Royale or a tag team clusterfuck. Or they just accompany Bray to his match
>>900500
>yfw Jericho is in charge of the Wyatts and has been Sister Abigal all along
>>900506
It would be Bork vs. The Wyatts in a handicap match, you can't have just Bray, it would look silly
>>900502
I hope they pull something like this so the crowd boos endlessly like last year.
>mfw not a single memellet club member debuts and neckbeards throw a fit online
>>900503
He looks better than Samoa Joe 2bh.
>>900506
Best case scenario is Harper "seeing the light" and turning on The Wyatts, leading to Harper vs Wyatt.
>>900512
I live for Smark tears 2bh, best part about the PPVs being over
ARE YOU GONNA FUCK MARK WHEN YOU HEAR THOSE SIRENS
HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME
post yfw Batista wins the rumble
>>900516
Trying to get smark heat like you did last night pham?
>>900517
I wonder if he really tried could he ever do a Frankensteiner ever again?
>>900519
I'll enjoy your tears
>you now remember theres a last man standing match tonight
>>900512
>Gallows and Machine Gun
>Manlets
I love this meme
AJ STYLES CONFIRMED BACKSTAGE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE.
IT IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING.
>>900526
and it'll be better than the Rumble
>>900517
I hope he tosses out Kevin Owens.
did Joey Ryan do porn?
>>900528
AJ Styles debut doesn't even seem like a surprise considering all the news about it
I wouldn't take a bet against him debuting desu
>>900530
Deanetty and KO arent going to be in the Rumble
>>900528
>people are exciting about seeing AJ styles job for ramen
i don't get it
>>900527
Jobbers will be jobbers will be jobbers
>>900512
I think it's happening this time
>>900536
Japanoboos just excited their vanilla midget will finally be in the WWE is all
>>900533
I'm firmly in the camp of not believing it until he comes out.
Question is, what theme does he come out to?
>>900485
It originally was For Whom the Bell Tolls but they altered it when they released it because money
Same thing with Taker coming out to Ain't No Grave
>>900537
>Gallows and Machine Gun
>Jobbers
It's okay, you can just say "I've never watched purores"
>>900527
gallows isnt but karl is
>tfw the new day are going to job to the usos tonight
I'm fine with them losing the title, but not to the fucking usos unless a double turn is incoming
>>900515
>seeing the light
judging by Harper's character when the wyatts broke up, He's still totally evil and heelish in nature. I think it'd be more like Harper takes advantage of everything Bray's done for him and turns on him like Rollins did to the Shield. Basically the Shield breakup, with Harper as the heel and Bray as a face.While Strowman and Rowan are Reigns, not caring for some reason.
>>900546
If the Usos turn then it wouldn't make sense for them to ever help out Roman ever again because they would be the bad guys
>>900529
It will be the Rollins/Cena/Lesnar of this year
Lucha Underground spoilers, Konan double crosses Prince Puma and he dies. Expect to see him in NXT once the season finishes airing
Was WM 30 a top 5 WM?
I vaguely recall reading something once that the lineage of the WHC dates back to when wrestling was legit, i.e. late 19th/early 20th century. Does anyone know if this is true?
>>900550
>implying The Big Dog needs help anymore
>>900554
BASED
A
S
E
D
i wonder who finally calm down everybody of him being a "big shot" at the training center.
>>900557
Yes
>>900517
I want him in the Rumble just to hear him calculate the odds for a 30-man match
If AJ Styles debuts tonight, it has to be with/against someone in WWE he has history with, right? So, is Finn Balor going to debut tonight in order to set up the Bullet Club connection?
>>900534
>2 of the best on the roster not involved in the rumble
still hyped for their LMS match, but fuck that is some lame ass timing.They should've done this match on Raw or made it a reason to buy Fastlane.
>>900542
Evil Ways, hopefully
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY
how do you react?
>>900346
Ambrose heel turn over being tired of playing second fiddle to a he carried in the SHIELD and a man who just kind of forgot about Ambrose as soon as he won the WWE Championship?
>>900544
Yes I don't watch horrible outlaw wrestling
Greetings from /co/.
>>900565
They could do double duty
>>900569
literally who
>>900573
>calling purores outlaw
You're right, you don't watch it.
>>900574
Leave
>>900548
based honestly.
Kinda like when he cut a promo about when he was silent he was thinking of alll the ways he was going to torture and beat someone in the ring.
>>900577
>outlaw wrestringu
>>900574
Fuck off
>>900574
>/co/
>>900582
https://youtu.be/agcyOgtPEJQ?t=1m22s
>>900582
Have sex
>>900574
>/co/
>>900569
>this vid crashed my computer
What does that mean?
>>900347
And its all been downhill from there. Can't blame the dude for wanting a big paycheque but he should have stayed in LU, he's already back where he left off in WWE, boring as fuck.
Wew lads new WhatCulture top 10 just in time for the Rumble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdK2ARhVC3I
>>900569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7NC7FD934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7NC7FD934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7NC7FD934
>>900592
>shitculture
stop.
>>900581
>WK draws more than WWE B PPVs
Yeah sure.
>>900575
>working LMS and the rumble in the same night. I imagine that ending in injury or one of those performances sufferring from it, or maybe..
>Ambrose knocks down Owens once
>Owens lays there for the whole count
>fake sells and gets up
>beats the shit out of ambrose lots of chairs and Powerbombs
>Powerbombed of the stage like he did to MGK
>leaves the IC Title on Ambrose's unconcious body
>Owens says "I'm Going for the WORLD Title!" and leaves him there
So now that Lawler is a heel, is the PPV commentary team going to change?
>>900414
>Bryan gets gently tossed over onto a bouncy castle set up at ringside.
>>900592
What are the bets for Adam vs Adam?
>>900603
He'll be face on PPVs. WWE don't know shit about continuity.
>>900599
>25000(packed)
>>900589
>>900578
>>900584
okay. it's /RWBYg/
>>900609
YANG. XIAO LONG. THE GIRL WITH. A DECENT CHEST.
YANG. XIAO LONG. THE GIRL WHO. IS JUST THE BEST.
YANG. XIAO LONG. THE GIRL WITH. THE BURNING HAIR.
YANG. XIAO LONG. THE GIRL WHO. JUST DOESN'T CARE.
YANG. XIAO LONG. THE GIRL WHO. PUNCHED SOMEONE'S LEG.
YANG. XIAO LONG. THE GIRL WHO. CRUSHED JUNIOR'S EGGS.
YANG. XIAO LONG. THE GIRL WITH. THE LAMEST PUNS.
YANG. XIAO LONG. THE GIRL WITH. THE BIGGEST GUNS.
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgtOvcZ9Qo8
how do you react?
>>900482
But LU is the best western promotion going familia
>>900609
Character from an incredibly ugly and unfunny webshow. No idea why it actually has a fandom and constant threads on /co/
>>900603
>Mauro Ranallo does play by play
>Lawler does heel color
>nobody fucking else
Commentary fixed?
>>900614
Monty Oum died for this
>>900603
he's not doing the rumble (sans pre show panel).
it's cole, jbl and saxton.
kill me.
>triple h's music hits:
>OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY!
>2010 rumble
>punk
i cri evry tiem
>>900594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNAr_XYxUjE
History will repeat itself tonight
>>900617
Yang is nice tho
>>900624
Please don't give /asp/ie trips attention
>>900623
Nice autism
>>900614
>/RWBYg/
That's even worse
>>900623
you forgot the only one that works
network.wwe.com
>>900599
they were struggling to sell seats other than the highpriced ones weeks before WK10
>>900622
Byron seems like a nice enough guy, but why the hell is WWE pushing him on commentary so hard? Nigga even replaced Cole as the guy on both shows.
>Tfw look forward to that Rumble by the numbers promo every year
>This time they fucked it up by making him narrate it
>>900617
It has some charm to it, but yeah it's ugly as fuck and poorly animated.
>>900529
Hope it gets a decent amount of time. I imagine it would if its LMS.
>>900633
Smackdown doesn't even sell half of arena seats
>>900632
?what is wwe.com/wwenetwork
>>900631
>Not geting the reference
I was referring to the rampant autism
>>900496
how long are takeovers usually?
>>900634
Cause he's good at his job?
>>900635
I wouldn't call it ugly, it's got way too homogenous of a style to really be ugly. Through the animation does suck
3
2
1
beep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVumHeK4vNc
>>900638
That's not the right link
>>900637
>weekly show
>major japan ppv
theres a difference there
>>900645
It looks like some low budget Korean shit
>#30
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZTTTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
>>900645
Nah, that looks pretty bad. It only looks good when a fight scene is going on.
>>900634
hes good at his job and seems to not mind vince yelling shit in his headset, that bodes well.
>>900646
kill me if that ever happened
What time is the Rumble.
I wanna watch Kurt Angle's obvious return
>>900660
TNA isn't doing anything tonight
Punk is coming back and there's nothing you can do about it
>>900663
lose weight
>>900653
Honestly that'd be really cool
>Comes in and stunners a bunch of jobbers
>Flips off the top guys and exits over the top rope
>>900654
The fight scenes mostly suck though.
>>900647
SCSA is looking fucking jacked. Goddamn. Wonder how badly he has that one last match fever
Who /lookingforwardtokofimiraculouslystayingintherumble/ here?
>go to WWE network to sign up for free month
>when choosing the paying method the website shows "not found" multiple times
fuck off
>>900670
>Not just buying a prepaid card and getting the Network from now through Mania
>>900641
2 hours, but they've started to do overruns a bit.
>>900647
>no holds barred
>on wwe network
kek
>>900512
Fuck off frogposter.
We get it already, you just can't get enough shit.
How much till the rumble.
>>900640
>rampant autism
oh, you meant /RWBYg/.
I only post for the fanart and some rasslin.
>>900676
2 and a half bongs
>>900676
one and a half bong
>#30
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZTTTTT
https://youtu.be/qzKOYDabr8I
How do you react?
>>900676
Half a bong
>>900678
Go share it with r/squaredcircle
>>900687
I already posted those on /r/rwby though.
>>900676
$9.99
>>900673
right? it felt longer last time. Hope the mania takeover goes longer.
>>900690
Can you not post your anime wankery in here? We get it you're a weaboo but take it back to where you came from.
cazlone > pizza
If you're not getting calzones for the rumble you're FUCKING UP
Vince is trying to do last year's Rumble "right" tonight
Roman will win, Rock will congratulate him, The Authority will look at hin angrily, and Roman vs Brock will be set up for Mania.
In Vince's mind, it will be the same as last year but everyone will cheer now that Roman is "over".
>>900527
>>https://www.instagram.com/p/BA7iP_LGKPE/
He said memellets you blind faggot.
>>900637
>smackdown
>njpws wrestlemania
>>900699
Lose weight
>>900592
Snuka deserved it, Just Like Invader #1 deserves death for killing Bruiser.
>>900699
>tfw snowed in
>>900699
The fuck is a cazlone? Any good?
