Going over everyone Edition
who /kalisto/ here?
ROOTY
This thread. Not moving backwards to a thread #2
>Roman vs. an entire stable on smackdown.
Oh boy
So Haitch enters at #30 and finally eliminates Ramen, setting up an awful feud to end at WM where bbygurl becomes three times WWEWHC.
Great.
That's the creepiest reddit frog I've seen
Kallisto in charge of trying to break his neck on the ropes
>>887765
>yfw roman will fight himself in the rumble with such gusto that he ends up throwing himself out of the ring
>>887765
Good job.
where are my pokepals?
>Brits are still awake
Lol
>>887766
viper benoit urself my man
>>887766
Benoit yourself.
>Reedit guy and Rey Mysterio jr jr
>Stupid guy and Del boring
>tag match
Am i watching Raw or SmackDown?
>>887766
18+
Anime
>>887766
>'thread 2 when we on thread 4
'No'
>>887763
>Triple H main eventing his 7th(seventh) wrestlemania
U N R E A L
>tfw just noticed a big spider walking near me
I just killed that fucker
>>887786
>all people who wear masks are ripping off rey mysterio
>>887791
Right here senpai
>>887736
So if Roman wins the Rumble, is it official that he overcame more odds then Cena ever did?!
Byron BTFO
>>887783
>>887784
>>887800
Yes.
>>887766
Proof that watching anime gives you autism
>>887796
Haitch has to face Roman at WM...it makes the most sense kayfabe wise, and would actually be a good match
So what's the perfect number for AJ to enter to the Rumble?
#30 is too predictable, #1 is Ramen, #2 will be a jobber...
>>887786
Name one masked wrestler who was over before Mysterio
>>887763
Boohoo
>>887803
maybe at once, but cena has overcome more odds in total.
>It's a Reddit Ambrose and his memelines match
>>887802
>chinatsu
>>887803
I hope Roman wins, just to see the reactions
>talking garage again
Triple H does not bury people. Prove me wrong.
>Dean Ambrose is a good wrestler
>>887819
Ultimo Dragon
>>887808
>caring about your thread getting over so much you spam it in other threads for over an hour
Benoit yourself
>>887819
Mankind
Is this the real thread? Who's in charge of this shit show?
>>887841
Literally who?
>hot pockets commercial during Raw
They know their audience.
>>887846
18+
>>887819
Vader
>HHH comes in at 30
>Roman eliminates him, everyone boos
>Vince comes out and says "wait wait wait, we have a surprise entrant at 31"
>"HERE COMES THE MONEY"
how hard do you mark?
>>887846
18+
>>887850
4chin mods?
>>887825
Well duh, Cena has a decade of odds under his belt. I meant at one time. Even Cena never defeated the entire roster at once.
>>887803
I would love to see Roman getting buried by BMJ, and if he injures Deanetty with the springboard stunner it would be better
random poll, what are your three favorite workers in the WWE today, including NXT?
The tension between Kevin and Cole is palpable
>>887819
Kane
>>887818
Right after Samoa Joe
Why Do /wwe/ hate dean Ambrose now?
>>887819
Kane and Tiger Mask, that's two
>>887818
#20
>>887835
Triple H vs. the entire roster except Cena, Taker and Orton between 2005 - 2008
Triple H vs. Booker T WM18
Triple H vs. Jericho
Triple H vs. RVD
Triple H vs. Scott Steiner
Triple H vs. CM Punk 2011
Triple H vs. Sting WM 31
And many more that I'm forgetting
>>887780
here
>>887854
Real fuckin hard m80
>>887819
Bane
>>887854
>>887862
Ryback, Roman, and Cena.
>>887865
Kane was never over
>>887872
Are you a pedophile?
>Owens burying Byron
wew lad
Kevin Owens is awful on commentary.
>>887857
Did you forget Orton and Cena vs the whole raw roster from like 6 years ago? 18+ kiddo
>>887854
>marking for Shane at a royal rumble
18+
>>887862
Reigns
Owens
Ambrose
>>887858
>your examples that prove me wrong don't count because I say so
18+
>>887870
>Le Tripple inital man buried mu Cyan cuck maymay
Why are there so many suicide dives nowadays?
BASED KO
A
S
E
D
>>887874
this is the correct answer
>>887875
Was he a big guy?
>>887819
Mr. Wrestling
>>887853
>this guy still
>>887780
Writing screenplay of Tierno, Seth Rollins and Breloom beating the shit out of Dean Ambrose, Noibat and Ash Greninja
Does anyone unironically enjoy Ambrose wrestling?
>>887878
A long long time ago my young friend
>>887891
>this entire post
Back to reddit, you failed at trying to fit in.
>>887887
>he wouldn't mark out for Shane O' Mac
18+
>>887880
no
>Owens not picking on Cole
>>887885
I said one guy.
>>887862
>tfw everyone good is injured or in NXT
Raw is so fucking bad right now.
>>887872
what's good?
>>887907
18+
>(You) have officially made it through two hours of Monday Night RAW for another week
How do you feel?
>>887870
Only one is Booker T and maybe RVD
rest werent ruined
>>887819
Hulk Hogan
>>887912
lifes good
>>887862
Owens
Asuka
Bayley
>>887914
Horrible
Went to fart on my cat but shit my pants. Gonna miss the rest of the show.
>>887903
Jesus
>>887917
This. And RVD is a Vinnila Midget, anyway, and a nigger should not be champion.
>>887914
Like I hate myself.
Depending on how RAW goes I might stop watching until WM.
>>887914
enjoying a healthy snack and considering jerking it to /r/starlets tbqh
>>887917
>rest werent ruined
>CM Punk losing in summer of punk and not getting his win back and main event mania didn't ruin him.
>>887924
i cum on cat she hiss at penis
>>887922
>>887914
I'm enjoying it so pretty entertained tbqh
>>887914
>>887911
They really need to call up Finn and Samoa Joe. One as a heel and the other as a face. Not to mention get Aj Styles and Nakamura on the roster soon as possible.
>>887914
Kill me.
>>887903
Only Redditors like him.
>>887892
They are trying to copy The Man
>>887903
it's depressing, really. It's like he knows what the fans want and how to get himself over, but he lacks all the skills to do any of it.
>>887922
>>887914
I'm talking to multiple women while this filler is in the background.
>I had sex
>>887925
JYEEEEEEEZUS!
>>887791
ANIME MODE
>>887862
Samoa Joe
Ambrose
Cesaro
I guess, though none of them really on recent output. Everything sucks now.
>>887819
Sting
>>887903
Nah he's shit.
>>887914
Awful
>>887903
did that happen last week?
Kevin Owens is fucking terrible, just awful. Fuck
>yfw Kevin Owens is the exact representation of /asp/
That meme clothesline looks so bad.
Sorry guys I just got home and have it recorded, why was jericho holding a microphone with the backwards W? Like he was on Miz TV?
>>887780
wheres my cutie we werent done kissing
I still like the meme clothesline desu
That was a nasty bump Sheamus took on that ddt.
>>887929
He was fine, he was champion for a fucking year
>>887945
>sting wearing a sting mask and taking it off to reveal that he's sting
>>887903
He was good in the indies but he's since been watered down
I still have faith in him though
Based Del Rio
>>887951
Moany prick that doesn't know what he wants but still moans about every single thing?
THAT KICK
>>887960
>said no one ever
NO HEAT
>>887959
Indies are gay.
>muh vanilla midgets
>>887954
Are you talking about me?
>>887938
He has the skills, it's just the classic thing of WWE not letting him wrestle anything like he normally does on the main roster for mysterious reasons. If you reduce his style of wrestling to WWE safestyle 5 meme moves of doom it's worthless.
He can still put together a PPV match as well as anyone on the roster at least.
>>887934
indyfags plz go back to facebook
>>887919
What are you talking about Hogan never wore a mask. That was his good friend Mr. America
Barrett might as well just be replaced by Paige to represent the Brits. BNB does absolutely nothing and is nothing but arm/eye candy for the other 3.
>>887903
I like him but his offense is fucking boring
>Wyatts winning
>Diva horseshit
>this match
>the inevitably garbage main event
Their review will be SCATHING tonight
That kick did not connect even a little bit.
>>887903
I do. Fuck your "redditor" meme. People literally only bitch about the rope thing. If you're that autistic that you just can't emotionally handle someone doing that, I'm sincerely sorry.
>>887965
>hating on El Patron
>dat qt behind the commentary table
Honestly, Ambrose would be amazing if there were still a Hardcore belt to be had.
>>887914
I felt like shit before but I actually feel a little better now. Even when it's shit raw feels like a hug from a good friend.
legit fell asleep, anything interesting happened?
>>887971
hey, whatever happened to mr. america, anyway? i thought he was really getting over but then he just dropped off the face of the earth. maybe he had to go back to the indies.
>>887975
Deans fault
if Roman ever beats Brock I'm unironically Benoiting
>>887968
hey there you go thought you were gonna be gone forever
Why was Jericho using Miz's mic last week?
>>887976
as that gif demonstrates, people also bitch about his piss poor suicide dives.
>>887976
>this reddit paragraph
Thanks for the gold kind sir
>>887981
Becky was pretty gud desu
other than that not really
>>887974
>Just call me cuckbuster mark
>>887952
It never was good
>>887972
He has a neck injury, so he can't really take any bumps. They did say he will be in a match on SD. But he probably won't enter the match at all. I think he's also in the rumble. Not sure how that will work, since he hasn't so much as fallen down since he got hurt.
>>887976
>Defending a horrible wrestler
I bet you hate on Roman too.
who /condemned2/ here
>>887969
It's amazing to me that IWC, smarks, whatever you want to call them will bitch about how the WWE holds back their favorite wrestlers and then they'll also bitch about wrestlers who "suck" only because WWE holds them back. Textbook cognitive dissonance.
>>887993
>being this sour
oldfag getting back into wrestling after being away from it for the last few years. is roman reigns supposed to be likable or not?
>>887998
the doctor is IN
>mfw jerigoat wins the rumble
>SETH "FREAKING" ROLLINS
>DEAN "REDDIT" AMBROSE
what did he mean by this?
>>887996
spotted the anti-smark.
>>888001
WWE is basically the "push roman reigns" show right now
This thread is so dead
Fuck Vince
>>887985
I'm not going anywhere.
I miss Orton :/
>>887979
but if the Hardcore belt was all he had going for him you'd get tired of him real quick
>>888009
He'll be fine
>>888005
When was the last time Cuck Ambrose had a good match with anyone not named Rollins?
>ROMAN SUCKS GUISE BUT WATCH ME SLURP ON DEAN'S CONSTANT BOTCHING AND SNOOZEFEST MATCHES
>>887819
The Patriot.
>>887999
Literally get any wrestler who wrestled outside of the WWE main roster, be it in the indies or NXT and compare their matches.
This shit isn't a secret, everyone talks openly about it. There is a reason why wrestling sucks on RAW and the only worthwhile things are the promos.
>>888001
he's been getting pushed as the new main guy for about a year now. he has a great look, pretty good wrestling ability, but his mic work and his storylines so far have been really really bad. smarks love to hate him as well because WWE has pushed him to the moon with no end in sight
>>887996
AAAAHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
AMBROSE IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THIS COMPANY AND THEY'RE BURYING HIM
FUCK ROMAN ARGHHH
POO IN LOO
>>888006
Pretty much.
Exactly why they won't clear Bryan, even though multiple other doctors have cleared him. They don't want anyone to stop Roman's push.
What should I say to my new match /wwe/?
>>888008
lets be together forever
DESIGNATED
>>888009
why?
Based Noelle
Imagine the smell of that India arena. Fuck.
>>888013
either FCW or the outlaws.
>>887954
>>887968
>>887985
>>888008
Faggots.
>>888022
PUSH ROMAN
>>888016
>pretty good wrestling ability
why are you lying
>>888005
Le anti smark maymay XDDDD
back to plebbit
>>888010
I'm already tired of him now, pretty sure some kind of backstage bullshittery with him would keep me awake longer at the very least.
>>888022
Ask her if she likes BMJ
>>888022
>tongue out in picture
>nursing
trash
>>888022
I fucked last night.
>>888023
Would you be okay with someone like me?
>60 posters
Literally half lmao
DIDN'T BUBBA RAY ALREADY DESTROY THE TROMBONE ONCE?
>>888022
Select all the images with a cactus.
>>888021
Bryan's been done. its over
>>888032
Back to your containment thread you asbergers fuck
Fuck you
RIP in piece Francesca.
>>888022
dont be sour
>>888025
Randy turning a memesline into rko when?
The new day is so based.
RIP in Piece
Francesca he a good boy he dindu nuffin
This is so stupid but I like it
Can someone please explain why /asp/ actually likes Kevin Owens?
I just cant see any reason other than being a contrarian. He has no physique, hes fat but inst even big, he desperately needs to start taking roids to get that muscle fat look. Not only is he a muscleless fattass but he has ZERO mic skills, he also does those weird groans and moans and doesnt even have an entertaining style.
I just dont see it
>>888030
>insecure fat fuck projecting on others
>>888040
This guy. This guy fucks.
this is happening
i'm not even going to lie here, the new day was the best thing in WWE in 2015
>>888041
of course why wouldnt I?
>>888037
Yep
>>888022
I don't know but apparently you live in my hometown. Take her to Indochine.
>>888021
Muh conspiracy theories XDDDD NYAGHAHAHAHAHA
>>887982
He died overseas wrestling al qaeda members. He answered the call for his country and his sacrafice will never be forgotten.
Big Nig is a total fag
Lmao
RIP Francesca
Like if you crie everytime.
This was good till they discussing shitting all over his bathroom
>>888062
Would be better than Reigns any day
>>888032
i use "pretty good" lightly, hes not horrible like people think. his only real problem is that hes so weak for some reason, he can never really lift guys powerfully. the rest of his in-ring ability is fine
>Francesca is more over than Roman
Francesca is best girl
>>888066
What happened in the last two Rumbles? Do you have any fucking recollection?
>>888022
>braided pig tails
>>888066
He has been cleared,so why won't they let him back in the ring?
>>888058
You sure showed him
>>888072
I cry everytine
>>888063
I can be needy.
For the first time in weeks I feel like that was the PERFECT amount of New Day in a talking segment. Wasn't too long. Just right.
>>888057
his wrestling ability
Not everyone should look like Vince's wet dream, anon. Remember this quote
>if everything is badass, then nothing really is
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO FRANCESCA
>>888057
Been a fan since ROH but his WWE run has been weird as fuck, I can't really get behind it
That a nice funny lil segment. At least it didn't involve ponies.
>Dat dark haired cutie behind cole
>>888082
hey /a/, do you like the loli wrestling manga?
do you guys think there will ever be a trans gendered Diva?
>>888057
i dont think his physique matters, I think him being fat adds to his character. I have no idea what you're talking about with no mic skills or entertaining style. he consistently puts on great matches, gets the crowd involved, and cuts great heel promos. Owens is one of the few guys left who makes me give a shit about RAW
>>888082
Im fine with that
>>888090
chyna
Is RAW on right now?
I forget, what time does it start?
>"Did you know #30 and #1 has the same amount of winners? #30 had undertaker and John Cena while #1 had Shawn Michaels?"
>>888057
Because you belong on reddit. Get out now.
>>888076
Francesca knows more than 3 notes.
>>888090
What do you mean? We already have one.
