IT'S THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA MAGGLE
What will happen on RAW tonight?
BRIE MODE
>>885152
Will end in a full roster brawl or Roman looking strong segment.
Vince and/Steph vs Ramen promo
Boring match
Boring match without a finish
Stardust Titus because why not
Divashit
League of Jobbers segment/match
Social Jobbers promo with Rybotch
Divashit
Boring main event
SEEYA AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE MAGGGLE
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE KING OF KINGS
>>885155
>>885160
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG
>>885152
Nothing of any consequence
Jobbers will draw their spots
Everyone talks about how they will win
Is brock even there?
>tfw Social Outcasts shirt still isn't available
Do you guys remember Ziggler's last ICC run where he defended the title against midcarders in decent matches that he always won? He was over as hell. Perfect midcard. Then he was the sole survivor against the odds at SS2014 and people loved hin and it all signalled to a main title run?
He jobbed to a returning Barret and then WWE made jobbers out of them both.
What the fuck, man?
I LIKE TO SUCK FRIED CHICKEN AND CALL MYSELF GOLDBERG
>>885167
>Do you guys remember Ziggler's
No. This man has never had a memorable title run, ever.
>>885163
Yeah, Brock and Heyman are apparently appearing on Jerishills segment
>>885167
>Do you guys remember Ziggler
There's absolutely NOTHING memorable about Ziggler. Please stop.
>>885169
His first one was memorable because of how short and stupid it was
How does /wwe/ feel about Shelton Benjamin?
>>885167
Yes. That was the last good IC title run. Ambrose can still do something with it though, especially if he puts on a good Last Man Standing match with Fat Kev.
>>885167
>>What the fuck, man?
WWE has always been agaisnt guys going more over than the company expectations.
>>885167
Also SS2014 sucked, and it's mostly his fault.
>>885173
Rare talent in the ring. Team Angle Era Shelton was amazing.
Couldn't talk at all though.
>>885173
Great worker, was the defacto MitB monkey spot before Kofi but Shelton was better.
He truly was the Gold Standard.
>>885173
THE MOTHERLOAD CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY
pretty bad at promos, but he was great in the ring.
>>885173
Solid B+ player
>US Title being hot-potatoed by Mexicans.
Make America great again #trump2016
>>885161
She just needs a little bigger titties and she'd be perfect.
>>885173
I think he was arguably the most athletic guy on the roster.
I miss Edge :/
>>885173
He always asked excellent questions.
>>885188
>not liking them small and cute
Will WWE ever be good again?
>>885195
Not at this rate. There are no new stars because Vince is stubborn.
>>885195
Yes but it's gonna be a long time
>>885194
I'm gonna need something to grab hold of whilst she's taking me for a ride around the freaking world.
>MLK day Raw
who is R-Truth jobbing to tonight?
>>885201
Seth is returning and will beat him with the now unbanned curb stomp.
>have trouble getting Roman top face levels of over
>have him drop the belt at RR and feud with the GOAT heel and top heel/draw of the attitude era, the Cerebral Assassin, the King of Kings, the Game, the Proverbial Ring General, the Connecticut Blueblood, the leader of the Undisputed Greatest Stable of all time DX, and the COO Hunter Hears in the Road to Wrestlemania before they main event making HHH the man who has main eveted the most Wrestlemanias
Why didn't they think of this before?
Will he ever come back?
>*crow caws*
>>885201
>I HAD A DREAM, WITH SPIDAHS MAN!
>>885188
You like manly chins?
>Roman enters at #1
>long entrance through the crowd holding the belt
>gets like five mins raising the belt in the ring
>dueling chants of "LETS GO ROMAN" "ROMAN SUCKS"
>he's soaking it all in making his weird mistimed facial expressions
>#2 comes up
>WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
how hard do you mark?
>>885206
He will come back to win at Summerslam anon. Don't worry
>awaiting #30 entrant
>10
>9
>8
>7
>6
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN1B8XUIDOU
Your reaction?
>>885214
Make those two the last ones and I'd shit my pants in sheer excitement.
>>885206
we can only hope not
I haven't been this hyped for wrestling in a long time.
I can't wait till HHH makes his return at the rumble and wins.
https://vimeo.com/151975244
>Eva Marie is Number 2
>there are actual, literal botches below it
>it wasn't even a botch, just a poorly performed move
le smark pandering maymay fukk romain rains and eva marie xD
>>885223
Eva working the marks as usual
>>885217
so rycuck is joining social outcasts as the pin eater?
>>885221
Who is this cutie patootie?
>>885223
Eva Marie takes too long to kick out, the ref has to pull his arm away from the third tap and it's plain as day. I don't think it was that big of a botch and shouldn't be on the list but she should do better.
Also is Eva Marie's finisher the fucking Stratusfaction?
>>885231
Better than Becky Lynch who didn't even kick out
Predict aspects of the Rumble
>Roman enters at 1
>some jobber is 2
>Roman throws him out with at least 10 seconds left on the clock and ooahs
>>885223
i like eva marie the best out of the "old" generation simply because she don't need no man like BMJ or Dbry to be put over, she'd trump over the Bellas with herself alone.
She went over the top rope decently this past NXT and is being more comfortable with that heel heat she's getting. everybody hating is just a little dork 2bh
>>885233
>Roman enters at 1
>some jobber is 2
>Roman wins the Rumble
Is The Big Show the guy who will beat the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Roman Reigns, at the Royal Rumble event? Live this Sunday only on the award winning WWE network?
You tell me?
>>885238
Did you not see my dubs last thread?
>>885239
Or could it be former WWE champion Seth Lorence, returning?
>>885238
Obviously. Who could toss a giant out?
>>885238
He's a freaking giant, I don't see how he can lose. No way any of the indy midgets or Roman "Can't lift Tyler Twink Breeze" Reigns will be able to put him over the ropes.
Reminder that mandrama makes wootists cry
>inb4 >>>/wooo/
Don't even care this is funny shit
>>885255
Jesus Christ /woo/ is a complete cesspool
>>885255
Gonna be honest I don't pay attention to most of the shit around just show up to shit post about older wrestlers and complain about the state of WWE.
What the actual fuck is /woo/?
>>885217
First i wouldnt believe it but then i would mark if he comes close to winning or become one of the last two men.
If Santino could why wouldnt Slater?
>>885260
That didn't help answer my question at all.
>>885257
420chan
>>885265
That place still exists?
>>885228
Ryback ME Main Event jobbing to jobbers for the rest of his career.
Kevin Owens ME all the big PPVs winning feuds for the rest of his career.
>comes back to barely any reaction
>literal shell of his former self
>actually redoing his 2000 entrance
>gut hanging out from under his terrible waistcoat
>not been entertaining since 2010
How do you want your Jericho senpai?
Where is AJ Stylish coming in at?
>>885272
ROOTY
>>885272
It hurts to see him like this ;_;
>>885273
Doesn't matter as long as he dethrones Roman as top face
>>885275
TOOTY
>>885277
theyre not making a homophobe their top face
>>885277
>Some outlaw shitter dethroning based Reigns
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
Would Charlotte be passable if xe had hips and an ass?
>>885276
>could come back as a suit wearing meta jerishill shilling for the authority or something at least partially interesting
>comes back as JUSTicho
Chris, just stop, the 90s aren't coming back.
>>885281
What?
>>885280
B O O T Y
O
O
T
Y
>>885277
>38 years old
>Becoming top guy
lmao
>>885283
>xe
>>885284
>the 90s aren't coming back
>>885285
>For starters, the segment where A.J. Styles called a rival a "faggot" is the tip of the iceberg with him. He's a conservative born-again Christian who refuses to use any kind of expletive other than that word. Once, at an IWA Mid-South show, he threatened to Michael Shane that he would "kick his faggot...head" when he realized that he didn't want to use "ass" or a similar term. More infamously, he once told fellow wrestlers that he had recently seen the movie "Jack-A-S-S." All this while constantly calling opponents "faggot" during promos and even exclaiming "Ow! Faggot!" while selling during matches. The latter caused some fans to joke that "it sounded like he was calling his knee a fagot." He loves to call people "faggot."
>Getting away from that word for a moment, he memorably sounded disgusted when a Wrestler Observer Live caller asked him about his "following in the gay community" ("THE GAY COMMUNITY?"). On top of all that, fellow wrestler Lazz (who worked with Styles for years in NWA Wildside), a gay man who did a comedic face painted Britney Spears impersonator gimmick (and got over as a babyface everywhere he went) once told an interviewer that Styles used to preach to him about giving up his "lifestyle."
>>885285
Gay Community.
Cap this post, this is what happens on Raw tonight:
>Roman opens the show with a rambling promo about bbygrl, tater tots and royahrumbuh
>Owens gets the better of Ambrose with some kind of weapon
>Sheamus vs Neville, loser gets #1 spot in the Rumble
>Heyman/Lesnar piss off Vince/Steph, Highlight Reel ends up being a boring promo, Lesnar doesn't wreck shit here
>Becky/Charlotte contract signing
>A bunch of matches nobody cares about
>Social Outcasts def. The Wyatt Family (with help from Ryback and The Dudleys because fuck knows)
>Alberto Del Rio promo on Kalisto, interrupted and ends in a brawl
>Main event is Roman Reigns vs Rusev and The New Day
>Ends in a DQ, Reigns gets beaten down, locker room empties, Lesnar comes out, Reigns and Lesnar clean house and staredown to end
>>885292
How is AJ Styles not the poster boy for /wwe/?
>>885294
Nah, I'm guessing the main event will be Owens vs. Reigns.
Winner gets #30 spot int he Rumble.
Loser gets #1.
Reigns loses by DQ.
>>885294
>A bunch of matches nobody cares about
Well at least you got some of it right
>>885292
Is he literally Are Guy?
>>885293
>>885297
>winner gets #30
nah, they won't do that. it's okay to announce the first couple of guys in advance, but beyond that, it needs to be secret. Half the fun of the rumble is guessing who'll come out next.
>>885292
>a man has a personal disapproval of the gay lifestyle
>people actually give a shit about this
I will never not be bewildered at this. Who the fuck cares if he doesn't like them? He's not going around braining them in the streets or calling for genocide. Fucking faggots and their sensitivity, I swear. I'd bet most of the offended people aren't even gay, either.
>>885296
I think you are confusing /wwe/ with /pol/.
>>885292
How long til WWE find out and we get
>WWE is committed to embracing and celebrating individuals from all backgrounds blah blah blah
followed by future endeavoured AJ?
>>885306
Its more like that he is treating his lifestyle as something bad that should be changed.
Its okay to not like it but not to treat it as something bad or wrong.
SWEET CHIN MUSIC
>>885310
This desu senpai
I've heard that Vince wants the Bunny to be #30 and do a quick elemination spot by reigns (And they better not fuck it up this year, goddamit!), who then gets fucked over by sheamus in an "upset". Winner is revealed Saturday though.
>>885311
What fed is this?
secret /wwe/ here lads
>>>/sp/65028921
>>885255
Back to woo
>>885310
I agree. He's a twat about it but I still find it to be a poor reason to demand his firing like some people are and will.
>>885317
Well i doubt he will get fired. WWE probably are aware of that so he will most likely issue an apology or something since they dumped money on him.
Then again Hogan was fired for less.
>>885311
>no sells it
>>885313
>Bunny comes in at #30
>Reigns has just had a grueling back-and-forth with Lesnar and managed to defeat him
>nearly dead
>Bunny casually tips him over
>bunny unmasks
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38RoAZemeG0
>yfw the greatest slow-burn shoot-work of our lifetimes
Is this the current undisputed GOAT theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_LXLJGQUyw
If AJ Styles even looks at Darren Young wrong, he's done
>>885324
it might be if you've never had sex
>>885321
Sorry lad, he's in Bandito Lucha now
>>885324
Yes.
>>885326
18+
It's funny that AJ dislikes gays but looks like a total twink himself with that haircut.
>>885307
I think you are confusing 4chan with Tumblr.
>>885194
anon I need them bulging out of that tight leather. some more on her thighs wouldnt hurt either.
>I will never get to fuck a pregnant chubby brie in her leather ring gear while Bryan is out of town getting medical scans.
When will John Cena get his big Hollywood movie role?
The Rock obviously has plenty, Batista has Guardians of the Galaxy, Sheamus will have TMNT 2, SCSA has The Expendables
>>885334
>sheamus will have TMNT 2
fucking 30 seconds on screen as a human in a non talking role.
>>885334
Probably that role he got in that Nickelodeon show.
>>885333
In that case why not go for Thikki and cuck bmj
>>885331
He looked like a faggot before with his short hair and a earring too
>>885173
There was no stopping him, no.
>>885338
>cucking a man by having sex with a man
>>885344
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH
What if it's a work?
>tfw incredibly tempted to make a thread for fantasy booking
>>885341
Wouldn't be surprised. It's always the ones who rag on gays the most that love taking cock behind the scenes.
>>885347
What if it's a work?
>>885344
>Getting worked by based Brie
>>885341
Wouldn't be surprised honestly
Or, he just REALLY fucking hates them
>>885338
Great body but face is extremely disgusting shitskin looking.
>>885268
Gorilla posting will be the >outlaw wrestling of 2016
>>885352
That man has the face of a potato.
>>885351
How so? I'm just stating my opinion, don't get mad that others don't agree with you.
>>885347
What if it's a work?
>>885292
BASED AJ
OUR GUY
>>885357
It's a meme u dip
>>885358
What if it's a work?
>>885358
The whole "Daniel Bryan burial" on the road to WM30 was a fucking work, and only a braindead smark wouldn't see that.
>People honestly believe a gay bashing, TNA guy is going to be the next top guy of WWE.
LMAO @ UR LYFE F@M
Best he will get is the IC title and maybe some wwe championship matches, but all he's there for is to job to the best talent in the world, WWE made superstars.
>>885354
Gorilla posting becomes a meme that spreads to other boards
outlaw wrestling becomes a reddit meme.
>>885161
Why are wwe divas mostly ugly now?
>>885367
Kill yourself
>>885354
>a weak knock off of clipart pigs
No
>>885371
>>>/hoc/
>>885369
Because female divas aren't interested in WWE
>>885370
Found the outlel mark
Did you enjoy watching AJ Styles in the parking lot after picking up your frozen tv dinners?
>>885367
>being this much of a sissy cuck
>>885364
>this is what Anti-smarks ACTUALLY BELIEVE
>>885378
>le anti-smark meme
We're all smarks pal
>>885364
>Batista winning the rumble and getting shit all over was a work
You give WWE way too much credit
>>885369
BECAUSE THEY'RE WRESTLERS NOW NOT MODELS DAMNIT
>>885385
>dumb as fuck
Hello, Bryanfag.
>>885383
>WRESTLERS
They're athletes.
>>885383
SO WHY ARE THEY CALLED DIVAS?!?
>>885388
The correct term would be "sports-entertainers"
>>885391
They've seemed to be transitioning to the term athletes as of late.
They definitely use it a lot.
>>885391
NO IT'S SUPERSTARS AND DIVAS DAMNIT
>>885394
CREATE YOUR OWN
WWE SUPERSTAR
SETH ROLLINS HAS GONE SAMURAI
15 minutes Authority Promo
Alberto vs. Kalisto (ends in DQ setting up match at Rumble)
New Day lose to I dunno, The Usos (rematch at Rumble)
Um...Ryback does a thing cause he's gonna fight Bray at the Rumble, some combination of him and the Social Outcasts vs. some combination of the Wyatts
We need a diva match I guess, who cares, Becky vs Charlotte at the Rumble so maybe they fight on Raw too
Terrible Roman main event where if he loses he has to come into the Rumble at #1, he loses but post match beats everyone up and stands tall or alternatively he wins but has to come in #2 in Vince McMahon patented swerve
>>885381
This... if CM Punk did not leave the company DB would be still a mid-carter. In fact, If Punk didn't humillate HHH maybe NXT wouldn't be as big today.
>I don't even english
>>885404
It's true honestly. Punk leaving made Wrestlemania 30 so much more important.
>>885402
Brock and heyman though
What are they going to do anon?
>>885383
Why is called the Divas Championship then?
>>885402
ROYAL RUMBLE
Alberto beats Kalisto in match #6 of their 10 match series, no reaction from the sold out crowd
New Day beat the Usos because they can win when the titles are on the line
Dean beats Owens, during the match we find out he has renamed his finisher to "Dirty Deans"
Bray Wyatt beats Ryback? This match might not happen, my predictions only care so much
Charlotte beats Becky while I'm getting snacks
Roman enters the Rumble at #1 or #2 and wins, he truly has overcome all the odds.
>I am a Wrestler
What did he mean by this?
>tfw Roman literally becomes Le Oddsman 2.0
>>885413
more like The Wrestler
>>885408
We already know Brock is on Jericho's talk show thing
>>885391
Simply euphoric.
>>885414
But cena can talk and put on good matches
Roman is handsome and really good at helping the boys load the trucks
And drinking cold ones with Dean
>>885423
He's overcoming all odds though and he wasn't pinned clean in singles competition
>>885420
Oh, someone will probably interrupt. It'll probably be new day. This is where their burial starts. Great.
>>885426
Styles will pin him 1 2 3 with the Styles Clash.
>>885429
Yeah if you download CAW for wwe 2k16 other than that it's not happening
>>885430
KENTA will pin him clean 1 2 3 with the G2S
Can we stop giving the divas 15+ min on raw please
>>885433
About him, when is he supposed to come back?
>you now remember Beeg eliminated him in ATGMBR
>>885435
>divas
They're women
>mfw they legitimately go back to the wymyns championship
Does Raw play on WWE network yet?
I want to subscribe because NXT looks so much better than
Raw that I don't want to see its talent move up to the main roster and get neville'd.
>>885435
Don't be a shitlord. You and your kind are on the wrong side of history.
>>885438
>you now remember Beeg won the ATGMBR
>>885439
They should go back to the womens belt. Divas a shit.
>>885438
I legitimately forgot he was in that.
Not really fair he got to work in a mania match so soon, even if it was a battle royal.
No idea when hes supposed to return, he was a wasted investment.
By the time he returns he will be overshadowed by these new japs they got.
He will have a yoshi tatsu career at best before they release him.
>>885429
Is the Styles Clash the most boring finisher for a top level guy?
>>885442
Good. He deserved to.
>>885435
I'd be fine with 15+ minutes if they could wrestler or were naked.
>>885440
They legally can't put replays up until a month or so later because of their contract with Hulu.
They aren't risking putting RAW on the Network, but I can see them doing it in the future as a simulcast.
>>885445
It's literally a divas finisher.
I liked it better when mccool did it on thickki james.
Why is Sami Zayn so popular?
>>885453
NXT's Daniel Bryan
>>885381
That's just smarks being fucking retard. Bryan even stated that he wasn't going to be in the rumble, that he was going to be facing Bray Wyatt.
>>885453
Can actually wrestle
>>885459
Why, does he do like 10x more fake looking kicks that Daniel Bryan does?
How many bongs til RAW?
I want to get this train wreck over with.
>>885453
He's not.
He's just like Cesaro, Reddit is very vocal about them but they're not over.
>>885468
5 bongs and 20 bings
How come everyone in nxt either doesn't have a gimmick and/or is completely boring?
Roman reigns is shit
If you disagree you're memeing
>>885474
>if you disagree you're wrong
Go back to reddit with your circlejerk
>>885474
You know what, I rather see him than Daniel Bryan, because fuck that goat.
>>885473
Because you don't watch NXT?
They should make a angle where a women dominates the division but refuse to win the title because she isn't a "Diva" and just restore the Women's championship.
It would please every kek because muh equality.
>>885476
Vince please, shouldn't you be helping book RAW?
>>885473
Smarkbusters has already pointed that out in one of their videos.
I mean, if this is the future of WWE, then we're fucked.
>>885480
>muh Vince
Back to r/squaredcircle
>>885481
>Smarkbusters
This is b8, right?
>>885272
There's 3 reasons Jericho's bad.
>Jericho was always political. He tried to steal Larry Zbyszko's gimmick once, he talks shit about everyone in his books, he uses better wrestlers like HBK or whoever's hot at the time to get himself over, and the only time he's genuinely pushed the new talent was when the Nexus showed up and he knew they had so little mic talent they couldn't possibly succeed in going over him. Still, superficially "trying" to get them over was just another way of getting himself over, trying to mimic Undertaker's nurturing of newer guys. "I won't swat that fly. I'll leave it alone. Then they'll see, and they'll say, he wouldn't even hurt a fly."
>Vanilla midgets are notorious for riding coattails and resting on their tiny laurels. Wrestling is the only arena where he's seen, so when he's watching and he sees an angle he might possibly have a role in, he'll call up Vince and ask him to inject himself into the center of these young guys who can outperform the hell out of his fat ass. Vince will always do it. Jericho jumped ship before WCW sank and Vince is eternally grateful to him and everyone else who put their money on WWF when they were stealing talent.
>Jericho has been subjected to the softening one undergoes when breaking Kayfabe. Tons of wrestlers from Stone Cold to Roddy Piper exposed themselves as "pretty chill guys" and it shattered the illusion of their in-ring personas. Particularly due to podcasts and constant cringeworthy shilling of the WWE Network. Jericho can feel that the integrity of his character has been compromised, too. He hits his entrance and he can't summon the audacity to deliver a promo like he once did because he knows everyone can see that he's just a middle-aged working man trying to hold on to a world that left him behind. And they think it's pathetic.
>>885484
I don't even care for the Smarkbusters, they can be funny at times but it's evident that one of their fanboys from Youtube posts here.
>>885484
I could just go through the entire roster page right now w/o watching their video and see that ALL these jobbers are no personality having faggots.
>>885476
>2016
>Still getting worked by The Goat.
B A S E D
R
Y
A
N
>>885481
>Less gimmicks is a bad thing
>Smarkbusters
>>885487
It isn't a fanboy. It's one of them.
>>885484
>there's literally a guy who constantly tries to gain popularity on fucking /asp/
How pathetic do you have to be, really
>>885491
Has this been confirmed?
>>885486
>Vanilla midgets
>Chris fucking Jericho
Just because someone doesn't have "da look" it doesn't make them vanilla. It's meant to apply to the kinds of wrestlers who just rely on "workrate" and have no personality. Outside of that it has no meaning other than "wrestler I don't like who is under 6'2"
>mfw Haitch comes out at 30 to The Game and gets a massive face pop due to MUH Lemmy
>>885494
Why else would he constantly post videos of those faggots
>>885490
>Less gimmicks is a bad thing
Less gimmicks IS a bad thing. Especially if the jobbers have little to zero personality/presence to begin with.
I mean who the fuck is Kevin Owens? A prize fighter? Bullshit, he looks like some fat ass college roommate.
What's Neville's character? What's Tyler Breeze's character? What's Finn Balor's character?
>>885497
I'm pretty sure The Smarkbusters are reddit users
>>885488
Just confirming you don't watch. NXT has just as many gimmicks as RAW, probably more, which is impressive seeing that NXT is specifically where they go to work out their gimmicks, which should be ready by the time they are on RAW.
>All the mad homos in this thread talking shit about AJ Styles because they can't handle the bants
>>885499
Smarkbusters bust leddit smarks in their videos.
>>885498
>What's Neville's character
High flyer
>What's Tyler Breeze's character
>What's Finn Balor's character
Face boogeyman
>>885492
What are you even trying to communicate in this post?
Wait did you actually fucking ironically bring up smarkbusters and think you wouldn't get shat on immediately?
>>885504
I'm a different guy and I actually shat on smarkbusters. Sorry for confusing you, my friend.
>>885496
>implying millenials remember celebrity deaths more than a week later
>>885502
I think they brought up that they were on an AMA on Reddit in one of their videos, combined with the fact that they go on r/squaredcircle
Someone should ask the Smarkblisters if they're 4chan users
>>885334
Juan is no Batista or Rocky, he's terrible compared to legit actors
>>885503
>Face boogeyman
It's really not.
His character is that he has no character for 59 days straight but then every couple months he pretends to be a house-cat and crawls to the ring.
>>885503
>High flyer
Okay, that's not a fucking character.
>Face boogeyman
Well does he act like Boogeyman? Either way he's gonna be a jobber like him for life.
>(insert wrestler's) face when they win the 3rd annual andre the giant battle royale
>>885503
Tyler Breezes character is that he's a millenial faggot
>>885515
You're probably a millenial you fucking moron
>>885515
Yeah, that's exactly the kind of vibes that I get from him. This is why CHARACTERS are important in the WWE, because if they don't have one, we start making assumptions like this.
>>885516
I know, his gimmick is that he's a millenial who happens to be a faggot
>>885518
Tyler Breeze has pretty much the single strongest and most developed gimmick on either roster, what are you even talking about? He's like something out of the fucking mid 90s.
>>885519
Alright that's fair
>>885520
Tyler Breeze was literally booked to be ANOTHER Dolph Ziggler. You can't get ANY lower than that.
>>885520
>He's like something out of the fucking mid 90s.
that's not exactly a good thing unless you liked Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, TL Hopper, or The Goon
>>885522
And then there's these mad Africans that can't stand Ziggler because he's blonde and everyone loves him!
>>885522
Not really, he has a different gimmick. Ziggy was "The Show Off" which really didn't mean anything other than he liked to show off a lot.
Breeze is a male model who is obsessed with his appearance and just wants everyone to look at him. He's Zoolander: The Wrestler.
Maybe this shit isn't communicated on RAW, I don't watch that anymore, but on NXT it was pretty clear in every fucking match, spot with him defending his "money making" face, etc, the fucking selfie stick.
Name anyone (full time) on either roster with more of a gimmick than Breeze.
>>885524
I didn't say it was, just that Breeze is as GIMMICK as you get nowadays, he's a total throwback.
I'm ready for the fake Royal Rumble stats tonight.
>>885530
>Name anyone (full time) on either roster with more of a gimmick than Breeze.
Brayy Wyatt.
>>885530
Enzo and Cass are gimmicky as fuck.
Bray Wyatt is gimmicky as fuck.
Rusev is gimmicky as fuck.
That's three off the top of my head.
>>885445
And THEN... *pppfffthaHAHA* You have THESE homos... Who want to pretend Styles hasn't been the most entertaining wrestler everywhere he's been, just cause... JUST because... He's grossed out that they choke on dick!
Can you EVEN possibly get more pathetic?
>>885535
Touche, I guess literally being the anti-christ is even more gimmicky. Another NXT invention though.
The Ascension actually got toned down when they were called up, they were vampires in NXT not LoD cosplayers.
>>885514
