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>At Dentist office with my dad >Start looking at Airsoft
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>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at Airsoft guns on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you still play with toys"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid on his super soaker
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep playing
>"I wish you could drive as well as you shoot your toy guns"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us

Does anybody else go through hell whenever they look for Airsoft guns and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore
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Holy fucking fuck my sides
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>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at WWE videos on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you watch this kid's crap"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid holding a John Cena action figure
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep playing
>"I wish you could drive as well as you memorize your wrestling moves"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us

Does anybody else go through hell whenever they look at WWE matches and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore
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Lel
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>>883035
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>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking up kung-fu techniques on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you still jump around in pajamas"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid watching "Kung Fu Panda" on his iPad
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep studying ancient techniques
>"I wish you could drive as well as you dance around"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>I would have blocked it but I'd probably kill him
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us
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>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at HEMA treatises on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you still play with toys"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid with a foam sword
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep studying.
>"I wish you could be as successful at life as you are at swinging a sword."
>"You can't make money being a sword-fighter."
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us

Does anybody else go through hell whenever they study anachronistic skills and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore.
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Someone make one about the lack of moderation on this board.
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>>883077
>>At Dentist office with my dad
>>Start reading the Hagakure on my phone.
>>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>>He watches in silence for a bit
>>"I can't believe you still waste your time reading that philosophy crap."
>>Start getting nervous
>>Other people in the office start staring at me
>>Stutter out ok
>>Look up
>>There's a little kid watching "Kill Bill" on his iPad
>>Realize that I look no better than him
>>People are smirking at me
>>Try to ignore it and keep studying the way of the warrior.
>>"I wish you could be as successful at your career as you are at demonstrating outstanding moral character."
>>"You'll never get anywhere by being an honorable person."
>>Begin to start crying
>>Start getting pitied looks from people
>>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>>Walk out of dentist
>>Hide in car
>>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>>Already crying in full force
>>Dad smacks me across the face
>>I would have blocked it but The Code of Bushido demands filial piety and humility.
>>Walk back inside with him
>>Everybody is staring at us

Does anybody else go through hell whenever they pursue self-improvement and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore.
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>>883035
>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start browsing /asp/ on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you still let the rasslefags post here"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid posting furry threads on /b/
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are pissed off at me
>Try to ignore it and keep posting in trap threads
>"I wish you could moderate /asp/ as well as you shove dildos up your anus"
>"You never even ban one shitposter"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One skateboarder's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already paid for a 4chan pass
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Move the rasslers to /mlp/
>Everybody is cheering for me and I'm a hero and finally did my one job
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>>883035
holy shit my sides. pls be real
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>>883035
Why don't you tell your dad that the reason his life is so miserable is because he has no concept of fun?
Next time he publicly shames you, shame him back. Women like men that fight for what they believe in anon
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>>883932

do they also like "men" that play with children's toys?
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>>883035
>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at Shrek pictures on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you still believe in Shrek."
>Start getting nervous
>"Shrek is drek" he saids
>My ogre-filled hatred is beginning to overflow with thoughts of violence and layers of blood.
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out "Shrek is love, Shrek is life faggot"
>Look up
>There's a little kid with a Farquaad toy
>He saids "Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man."
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep supporting my ogrewelming devotion to lord Shrek
>"I wish you could drive as well as you eat onions"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Damn atheists.
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Shrek appears out of nowhere
>He's fucking my dad
>He fills my dad's anus with his onion flavored cum
>I want to be there
>I want to be with you Shrek
>Shrek understands my devotion to hm and shoves his massive cock into my mouth
>Onion flavored cum pours out of my mouth
>I have pleased lord Shrek.
>Shrek saids "You can't override the ogredrive." and leaves
>My dad is in silence
>He now understands the true meaning of Shrek
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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>>883035
Based af
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>bumping
Pls
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>>884138
As long as you're confident about it and have enough money to be financially stable despite your costly hobby, yes.
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>>883035
I bet your dad wishes your mother swallowed you.
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>>883035
I have real guns desu
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>>883035
Are you sure you're not just an into infantilism OP? You like to play with toys and cry a lot at the dentist office. I'd baby you bro.
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>>885676

>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at fire arms on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I hope the government passes gun legislations"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid holding an M-16 planning a mass shooting
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are nervously smirking at me, trying to ignore the kid
>Try to ignore it and keep looking at fire arms
>"I wish you could drive as well as you plot mass murder"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting worried looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a tearful frown
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everyone is dead

Does anybody else go through hell whenever they'e looking at fire arms and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore.
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lel
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>>883050
>takes the smack
>not reversing it into a fujiwara armbar
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>>892733
>>883050
or going with a vintage crossface
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>>883035
Fucking kek
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