Hell be fine
Heaven be fine
No no no, don't meme magic Ric to death!
Who /a/ here?
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>>874578
i'm not posting in that trip's thread so I'll be here even though your edition is shit too
>Flair dying before Hall
>>874589
we all /a/ here
>>874578
>implying he hasn't already died, been mummified and had his vital organs pulled out of his nose
>brie mode
did Nikki die?
Is Alicia wearing a wig
BRIE
R
I
E
BRIIIIEEEEE MOOOODE
Why WWE wastes money on making movies?
>>874563
>>874563
>>874563
>>874563
Real thread.
>>874589
Right here senpai.
>Team Bella
Do they really need to keep doing the "team" thing? PCB is broken up and BAD is pretty much irrelevant now.
>divashit
>muh dad
>they've been pushing Charlotte as a heel
LETS HAVE HER FIGHT ANOTHER HEEL
>brie without based NIKKI
JOBBER
O
B
B
E
R
Wooooooof
>that old as fuck photo of Flair
Never fails to amuse.
>Muh dad
>>874589
here!
BASED BECKS OVER AS FUCK
Thank you becky. Saving us from that shit match
>that awkward pause in the intro
>Flair offering his arm and Charlotte spinning instead
Steph can't die soon enough
ric looks so cool in that pic
how long have they been using that fucking pic?
>ric put more effort into supporting his daughter's career than his son
>>874608
Fuck off
>>874608
>making two threads
Why do you guys always do this
>>874621
Red outline?
brie's thighs goddamn
>>874630
Well she is the only secure meal ticket
>>874608
Nah fuck that :)
>fatboy
kek
>what are you gonna do fat boy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>874629
I think it was the first one after they stopped advertising him using hieroglyphics
>>874630
He bought his son Torrie Wilson
FATTIES BTFO
>>874630
David sucked
>fat boy
>no divashit
Thank you based Becky
When will Brie get fake, fat tits and a fat ass like her sister?
>fat boy
How triggered are you faggots right now?
/autism/
BORK
>>874630
>daughter
Wait, so there was no divas match at all tonight
Awesome
FAT BOY
A
T
B
O
Y
THE FUCKING BEAST
>WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT FAT BOY?
>>874651
WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT, FATBOY?
>the fucking state of brie bella without her sister
Heyman is GOAT
>>874613
>bellas having an alignment
>fat boy
/asp/ BTFO
>>874640
Dafuq is wrong with Flair lol
Shit was cring
Becky is so great.
>I'm takin' yer championship
>& I'm takin' yer arm
>>874589
/a/lways here. Also dragons are best shipfus.
>>874662
based thikki.
>>874669
Ric had a hard life
God, that segment perfectly illustrated the state of the women's division. No one gave a shit about the match, no one gave a shit about Becky interfering. Then Flair says something awesome
I'm gonna miss Flair when he dies
>the ratings are that shit that they had to spoil Lesnar being in the Rumble rather than have him as a surprise entrant
>>874608
So how's that real thread doing?
>>874675
>Becky chants
>No one gave a shit
>>874662
I forgot which one was Daniel's and Cena's.
>>874675
He'll be fine.
>>874674
cocaine's a hell of a drug
>>874662
More Eva Marie when
It's been a while, which young diva will Slick Ric digest externally and consume to maintain his eldrich existence next? Paige would probably give his old mummy bones AIDS.
>>874679
Cena's is the gross plastic one
>>874634
Baka
>>874684
have sex
>>874646
Reid was suppose to be something. Then he died.
>>874679
the one thats skin and bones is bryans and the one that has curves is cenas.
>>874676
Its been like that for years.
Its not worth it to do surprises anymore for guys like brock and rock when they can get more viewers/money announcing them ahead of time.
>>874676
Why should he be a surprise entrant? Saying he's in it would make more sense so people would tune in for him.
Save the surprises for the legends.
Dumb smarks thinking surprises increase ratings
>>874675
Dude, he still shows up with wwe on tour all the time. If he can handle tour schedules then he will be fine.
>>874686
woah, chill out pal
this is a blue board
>>874684
>>874688
he had a good amateur career and decent run in japan.
Where the fuck is Paige?
OH GOD!
SHE'S TAAAAAALLLLKKKKIIINNNNGGGG!!
GOD THAT FUCKING UGLY ACCENT
Becky is great.
Becky needs subtitles
>>874698
Sucking my dick
God this promo JUST sucks ass.
She can not speak
Roots McGillicutty has a cute accent at times.
>Tap eut
pick an accent and stick with it
>>874675
>the flair says something awesome
Not
>flair ruins a decent women's segment in which Becky saves us from a boring brie match
>jojo
"OI MAID ER TAEP EIGHT"
>people chanting becky rather than just "bex"
So easy to get that over which will seem like becky is over. worked for dbry and "yes"
whoa when did becky leynch get really good
i havent watched diva shit since nikki jobbed to charlote
>on Smackdown
NOT CANON
>>874700
>Irish accent
>Ugly
Literally the gayest thing ever posted on the internet
jojo's jojos
>>874705
it was better than average
God dammit I hate my country's accent
>>874705
Learn to fucking hear. That was heartfelt & convincing.
>>874704
cool story go start a thread about it
>>874703
The title being on the line is also a selling point.
Also don't change the subject.
Why the fuck would you keep one of your top draws as a surprise and not advertise it?
>>874718
Go to bed Ireland
(Unitrd States)
>>874720
Okay
>>874698
Probably eating somewhere.
Look how fat she is! Not even Byron wants to touch her.
IT'S BURYING TIME!!!
ITS BURYING TIEM
why dont they look at the camera for promos anymore
One vs All
Who's ready to beleet?
>burfict suspended first 3 games of 2016
THE ODDS
>>874724
Unitrd
Topzozzle
>tfw I'll never cum inside Steph's nipples
Better or worse than Cena and Orton vs the roster?
>>874720
He did, it 404'd
ODDS INCOMING
>>874695
ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN
Why do champions never actually wear the belt anymore
JUSTBURYMYROSTERUP FÁM.
>>874728
FUCKING HIVEMIND NIGGAZ
So how does Roman overcome the odds tonight?
>Brock comes down and kills everyone
>Roman hits a spear and wins
BLACK GUY IN THE FRONT HAS A BALOR CLUB SHIRT, DEBUT TONIGHT CONFIRMED
Who /RomanEmpire/ Here?
>>874726
Byron's a bona fied queer tho.
LETS MAKE HIM LOOK STRONG: The Match
Roman is even a hothead in commercials
Missed most of RAW.
Someone summarize what happened. Is it worth even a cheeky rewatch?
>>874746
>le bitchtits man
>no pop for roman
>"H-he's totally over, you smarks"
>>874741
Because the belt is nothing more than an accessory
>>874607
Vince and Kevin Dunn don't like wrasslin
>>874722
>one of
He's the only draw. That is the problem. Who could return that people would give a fuck about?
>>874744
Spear to win tonight, brock killing everyone is how he will win the rumble.
QUICK
NUMBER OF SPEARS AND SUPERMAN PUNCHES IN THIS MATCH
>>874751
catch the del rio kalisto match brother
>>874746
SPQR
P
Q
R
>i'm afraid whitening toothpaste is bad for my teeth
>try these bleaching strips
>>874751
Of course. 10/10 Raw of the year right here
>>874748
>He will more than likely win
>will probably dominate early
>>874589
>>874751
Literally nothing except Roman vs odds and Kalisto beating Del Nacho
>>874751
us champ match was bretty good
>>874751
kalisto wins us title
solid (not worth watching) diva segment
that's it
>>874753
literally no one has gotten a pop though
>trying to push roman
>show commercial where he's too simpleton to fold a box
>>874758
5 and 12 respectively
>>874763
>try these bleaching strips
I wonder if those things work on assholes. That way my wife's asshole can get nice and clean for me.
>>874751
kalisto vs ADR is the best raw match since cesaro v cena
Will we see Bogeyman in this RR too?
>>874758
7 punches 3 spears
>>874778
>Better than Neville vs Seth
No.
>>874770
>kalisto wins us title
Damn! That sounds great.
>>874779
Eugene is confirmed.
>>874777
She keeps it that way because I like it a little sour
>>874782
Seth and neville was before cena cesaro
Weekly Cena cooking show when
Smackdown's theme is almost butt enough to remind me of early-mid 2000's WWE.
>>874783
LUCHA
U
C
H
A
>>874779
nah, it'll be road dogg, Carlito, and Angle
(surprise: Angle wins)
>hey, that tables match on raw was pretty good, right?
>why not have the SAME FUCKING THING A WEEK LATER THAT SHOULD HELP SMACKDOWN'S RATINGS
>>874788
this video was ridiculously comfy
>roman lames
Del Dio is going to win the title back on smackdown so smackdown seems important for a bit.
>Roman Lames
this is honestly one of the worst belts of all time worse than the original belt the piece of shit lookin one
All these geeks
>>874791
FUCK YEA CARLITO!
GIVE HIM HIS MONEY VINCE!
>tfw half of these guys dont have a chance to come back.
holy shit these are some crazy odds
Based Kalisto getting a push
LARD OWENS LARD
Based Tyler Breeze!
>barrett isn't even there
he's never going to make it is he?
>one vs all
>actually one vs like 10
inb4 Rowan is out first
Oh shit! It's Brown Strongman!
>owens to be buried first
lel
It is a good thing all these heels fucked with enough faces earlier to say Roman later. After he beats a few of course.
Is anyone else seeing all these odds?
>>874791
>Carlito
Please be true.
literally all jobbers on the ramp rn
This is a Slobber Knocker right????
>>874804
hes hurt bruh.
>>874799
Would be cool to have Masters back.
This gonna be fun
inb4 Lesnar
>>874804
Injured again, famalamadingdong.
BASED ASCENSION WILL WIN
>Kevin Jobber
I'm glad Kevin is the least important jobber there.
So, what, Brock Lesnar comes out and saves him?
>>874799
based shelton
based steiner
based masters
Fucking based Sloberknocker match
>>874815
It looks like it. Best match type on WWE games.
Are you doing this as a rib towards all the smarks out there
JOB OWENS JOB
>>874820
This.
KEVINS DOING THE JOB FIRST ARE YOU KIDDING
How are Owens legs so skinny?
>Sic em
Does he bury all 10?
>KO is the first burial
WILL. HE. OVERCOME. ALL. THE. ODDS?!?!?!?!?
>tfw you can't, you won't
steph's legs look fucking nice up on that desk
>>874835
he literally doesnt work out, just eat and wrestle
>>874836
>Sic em
> not "Eat em"
>reminder how much brock was hyped
>reminder that they showed him for two seconds
I should learn to stop being excited for things
FAT
OWENS
FAT
FAT JOBBER BEING FED TO ROMAN FIRST
>>874835
they aren't. his belly is just huge.
>>874835
From carrying his body
>>874835
He doesn't work out, period.
>>874826
No Roman buries the entire roster and Lesnar comes out to beat him down.
>>874838
>KO
>not already buried
Time to bury Owens before his match with the Deadman
>Steph will never use you as a foot rest
>kevin owens making steph taker her legs off the table
such a fat faggot
>roman already gassed
hope he gets injured
that would be fucking hilarious
>inb4 brock shows up to help roman out of mutual dislike for the authority
Would it ruin KO's character if he gave a shit about his health, or make him GOAT?
>>874843
she can get the pipe i would just be afraid of what she would do.
>Implying Brock isn't going to come out and F5 all these jobbers.
>>874804
dudes made of paper mache
any time he gets anything even resembling a push he gets hurt
>"Yes daddy"
MY DICK
>Roman us more gassed than KO
>>874846
the key to watching RAW is lowered expectations
>>874859
It doesn't matter if he gets injured now
>>874859
Cena and roman gone at the same time. Vince would die of heart attack
Will Aj Styles come out and save us all?
a senton is such a fat guy move
>>874859
>Tfw missed a title change on RAW
I'm happy for little man Kalisto
>they spin around and fall down with their shoulders together
>wtf was that move
>Cole: Roman's neckbreaker!
o-oh
>>874870
Clear your mind, accept the situation. Let it wash over you.
Why doesn't he just make them all beat him up at once?
>>874873
If he doesnt im going to kill myself this episode is so fucking boring
Can he overcome the odds?
look at all dem ODDS
>10 minutes to wrap this up
>hasn't even taken out KO yet
Owens is gonna get the heat for awhile, throw him into the ropes for the pop up power bomb and get nailed with a superman punch 123.
>>874835
He doesn't squat, only eat.
I hope the ascension wins
ko fat fck just injured romans arm the fat fuck senton fat fuck faggot
>commercial during the main event
I'm casual as fuck, I'll admit it. But does the WWE think this is good for the product?
>more rowan odds stacking
>absolutely nothing fucking new
We need a happening. Right now.
>>874589
Monday Night R/a/w
>>874878
Is Reigns botching Ohno spots again?
>mfw someone gets injured out of mania tonight