>>868782
Fuck.
>>868782
First for the GOAT
WHEN WE SAY "D-U"
Y'ALL SAY "I"
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
Heres emmas shitty ass cooking channel.
fucking healthfood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw-FlOM_iXI
>>868791
such a shame she has no ass
>>868791
Looks like he did it again
>>868797
>the city of sasha banks
Why are people like this allowed to write articles
>tfw Becky will never crush your windpipe into dust with her thick legs
>>868793
>Baron Corbin's hairline
>>868799
meant Charlotte, 4chanx is fucking my shit up
Turns out bbygurl was arrested
>Charged for “Affray, Riot, Unlawful Assmlby” and “Disorderly Intox”
>ywn be meat on Ryback's table
>>868806
What a madman
>>868806
He was getting hyped for a football game probably.
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS
>>868811
> yellow jackets
Kek
Thats what old people in england call maggots
>>868782
True story
This mugshot was took after she beat up her pathetic shitter dad
This would make a good Punished Hardy pic
>>868795
I'm gonna to wife her, just watch me go.
>>868815
> charged with male prostitution and gross public lewdness
>>868819
didnt his fiancee reby also get arrested in this instance?
>>868820
ryder is already beating you.
Is he autistic?
>>868793
>That hairline
>Those tattoos
>Those teeth
>That fucking beard
What an Adonis
>>868820
ill take asuka over emma any day.
but emma is pretty up there as wrestlefus.
>>868803
I know that feel
>>868825
The Divas look the worst
>>868827
>mfw I have no neck
>>868830
Becky is still top tier
>>868832
>SHE'S A CRACK WHORE
I miss edge :/
>>868834
He's a giant, Maggle. How did they contain him?
>>868832
Who remembers Jillian Hall?
>>868835
without that steampunk shit, she would be higher.
>>868839
One of the most disgusting looking women I've ever seen. Not a person I could forget.
>>868830
Please have sex
>>868838
Apparently they waited until he was asleep if the picture is anything to go by
>>868840
I actually really like steampunk myself wouldn't wear any of it myself though
>>868840
i concur
>>868800
Clickbait titles are standard procedure when it comes to web journalism
This shouldn't be news to you
>>868844
never had sex that costed,
fuck so much im exhausted.
>>868846
theres a time and place for steampunk, a wrestling gimmick is none of them.
>>868851
He isn't off the hook either
>>868851
eh I feel it could work if it was actually part of her character
>>868854
>>868853
Tom Clark is an established featured columnist you fucking stupid faggot cunt.
the face of a broken man
>>868855
like a fucking time traveler?
>>868860
>>868855
Final Fantasy 7 was years ago faggot, let it go
>>868860
Is he dying?
>>868861
>Becky joins the Wyatt family and uses her powers to further their dominance
Book it, Vince.
>>868862
>WEED THE PEOPLE
>>868867
>>868867
>>868865
>let it go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kznek1uNVsg
Not even squeenix can let it go
>>868795
Maybe if you ate some health food you wouldn't have to order XXXL t shirts from wweshop.com.
this reminds me
did anyone else watch making a murderer and see the scene where the kid was upset because he wouldn't be out of jail in time for Wrestlemania...I laughed and cried simultaneously
>>868862
>78 inches
>>868865
>implying the Japanese FF2 isn't my favourite
>>868875
L fits fine.
bit loose but thats better than tight.
>>868861
A time travelling wrestler could be fucking GOAT. Have him come out and chat shit about how he's gone into his opponent's timeline and he knows it doesn't end well.
In fact, Stardust. Stardust wasn't entirely mental, and he discovers the cosmic key, which allows him to travel into the future and fuck shit up. Then for the next few months, have Stardust casually mention things that "will" happen, then later in the timeline, he randomly turns up in matches and "alters the future". Eventually it leads to a feud where someone resolves to stop his meddling.
What does everyone think of the new commentator on Smack down?
Name a man in the history of the world with more swag than Hollywood Hulk Hogan
>>868882
Nice voice but he needs to learn wrestling moves.
>>868880
This would only work if it was a Stardust like charecter and the audience thought he was absolutely insane. Trying to play a time travel gimmick as serious would bomb horribly.
I'd like to see WWE use Stardust like you said though where he's in some delusional state of mind. We need a good comedy gimmick besides "loud unicorn niggers"
>>868883
>>868882
Considering how he actually calls moves, puts wrestlers over, and makes feuds seem interesting? He's fucking great.
I was really fucking impressed with him referring to Ambrose as "The Champion" rather than LUNATIC FRIDGE MAGGLE. Also, him actually pointing out that whilst Ambrose is kayfabe unhinged, he's also a fantastic technical wrestler was great.
>>868883
>>868882
Better than Mike 'Jeff Harvey' Adamle, that's for sure.
>>868889
Was that the one that ended in some guy turning up in the DeLorean?
Also, hasn't Chikara gone to absolute shit now?
>>868878
> the japanese FF2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgP2JXHkDfg
WE GOT A PROMO FOR THE MADDEN FINALE!
>>868889
>he sounds like he is someone pretending to be a wrestling announcer.
That's exactly the problem. There are a lot of people who naturally have that big booming announcer voice but it's not him
>>868896
yes and dont know.
>>868866
Yes.
>>868860
Kurt looked BAD in 2007/2008.
>>868899
state of smackdown announcers.
>>868897
In the US FF2 was Japan's FFIV and I [pprefer 2 after playing a translation patch
>We will never have Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan on commentary ever again
>>868898
top tier promo from the A+ player.
lel at the last part.
>>868912
its gonna be a fun match.
>Booker and Layfield talking shit to Cole
https://youtu.be/hpuO82RC0Js?t=3m54s
Loss edit where?
>A gaming tournament is more compelling than Raw right now
State of this company
>>868906
Michael Cole,JBL, Booker and Jerry don't pretend to have the big announcer voice though.
>No Jim Ross to announce anymore
very sad
>>868896
> chikara
> outlaw pantomime
>>868898
>Referencing he who shall not be named
Rollins future endeavored when
>>868898
Seth Rollins is the Hogan poster.
>>868923
the A+ player and oklahomie swagger draw brother.
>>868907
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.
/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR
IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS
maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it
>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind
if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
thank you
>>868935
WWE is just one big brand smackdown vs raw doesn't really matter besides the fact nobody watches smackdown
>>868934
Go to reddit, they have a downvote systen you can use when you see something you don't like
>>868927
what are you talking about his macho man promo was a bit off but i got the gist of it.
>>868898
> this nasal pencil necked nerd that i could knock out with my left was unironically wwewh champ for more than a day
I love seth but wew
Fucking wew lad
>>868937
With smackdown on USA now they might try a bit more
>>868937
they have a different call teams on raw and smackdown.
>>868934
I love this post
>>868947
>Being this naive
>>868952
not when you talk about how shit the smackdown call team is.
https://youtu.be/_xKyeVFcCok
it's time for another based pipebomb.
>>868956
You ever talk back to me like that again I'll f5 your mom straight through a burning table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri2SJr_-md0
oh wait, OKLAHOMIE cut a promo.
man doesnt have a lisp anymore.
and miz makes an appearance.
https://youtu.be/7BNyNpPQKDA
>>868934
Wew, good copypasta
>>868819
I CAN SLAP A TOMATO
>>868973
I CAN DRY HUMP A SEAL
>>868926
>that picture
>>868926
>/r9k/ in a nutshell
>>868964
Does Xavier still have Miz's IC belt?
>>868982
i assume so.
>>868983
Based
>tfw all you motherfuckers were posting on my thread last thread
So its true, without the name you don't know the difference. Hmmm....
>>868974
WHEN I LIVE FOR THE MERMAID
>>868964
PUSH SWAGGIE
>>868840
Nah it works for her, gives her entrance a little extra panache.
>>868920
>>868989
more like without the name you can't be filtered
>>868996
Awful
>>868996
second picture is shit, otherwise solid
>I can't wait for AJ Styles and Nakamaka to come to the WWE
>>869001
This would be solid if had higher resolution
>>868882
I like him. Ambrose irish whipped Owens into the WWE logo and he says "that was brough to you by the letter W." fucking gold
>>869002
Hey buddy, that image is for "I watch wrestling for the matches" only
>>868926
>I also refuse to kiss a girl who's already kissed a guy before
tfw I unironically agree with this
>>869010
obviously you're baiting but
>>868989
having a name tag is reddit as fuck, it doesn't help that a tripfag is typically a smarky neckbeard that sounds like they're from /woo/. It's not a mystery why we don't want to be associated with people like you, keep the name off and your fine.
>>869009
Don't tell me how to get my own memes over, nigger.
>>869011
I'm really not senpai
>>869002
>don't want Nakamura and Styles to leave NJPW = neckbeard
>want to see Nakamura and Styles in WWE = neckbeard
WEW
Hey guys what's your favorite thing about wrestling?
My favorite thing is easily the matches. Sure the stories, the characters, and promos adds to it, but at the end of the day, the matches are the best part. Cool fun matches with lots of flips and the occasional comedy spot are my favorite style. Probably why i'm a huge fan of the Young Bucks. Guys like Stone Cold and Flair were cool, but they just didn't have that "it" factor in the ring. They weren't as talented as someone like Daniel Bryan who always has great matches.
>>869022
Shut up neckbeard faggot
>>869024
>I watch PG Entertainment exclusively
>>869024
Have you sent Jhon that get well tweet yet? bitch nigga.
>>869027
>I watch shows based on what tv rating it has
>>868897
>>868926
>>868931
>>869002
>>869011
>>869017
>>869027
> I have dozens of pictures of nerds wearing fedoras in case someone disagrees with me
>>869030
>implying you can't just search up "fedora" and past the image url to post it
>he's not a miz fan
Look how he went from MTV to WWE he's a real success story
Who is the biggest draw in the history of the business?
>>869031
> Implying go to that much effort is some how better
>>869033
Triple H
>>869031
>implying you do that
>implying that's any better
>>869032
Miz is such a bro. Shame WWE has no idea how to book him now.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Miz should be the top face.
>>869032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O20Po-_kyuk
> I'd rather you hate me for everything I am, than love me for something I'm not
Based top heel Miz.
>>868789
Here's a pity (you) Bretcuck
>>869033
Stone Cold
>>868803
>no ass
>>869039
Trip Off
>>869038
>top face
God no
>>869048
Jesus, that's big enough to be a WrestleMania crowd.
>>869050
Please don't start coming around here, you have your own general for a reason.
>>869050
Yes. People really loved Stone Cold.
>>869052
Just ignore that attentionwhore.
>>869054
I think the real question is, who has come closer to matching the same superpop has him since? Bryan probably.
>>868844
You first.
>>869023
Nice to see you are expanding your memes and growing as a shitposter Flairfaggot. You are still an inbred bubba ray looking faggot though
6/10
>>869009
>I'd rather watch sports entertainers read lines from a poorly written script
>2Cold - SteveO
>>869030
> dozens
This is my just my new sd card after the other one got corrupted, i had over 700 in my old fedora folder
> not having seperate HEMAsexual fedora and Airgay fedora folders to shitpost in the aspies threads
Amateurs
>>869072
That faggot used to post on /mlp/
still does probably
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/tripcode/%21QY1UTWiwHY
pic related, 2cold in his natural habitat
>>869052
Eh JewMould Paedo's alright for an aspie 2bh, hes pretty unruseable. He knows he is a faggot and embraces it
>>869078
ahahahahah what a faggot
>>869078
>applesteve
>>869048
dat sea of signs holy shit
>>869078
> steve is a ponyfucker
Oh shit
i take it back
Disregard this post >>869079
Three years and one day ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr8mfBRsD2s
>>869083
Filed under things you will never see again.
>>869084
Go back to your own shitty general. Lie in the bed you made.
>>869087
This is one of my favorite promos of his
>>869084
>>869088
yup signs get taken away all the time now. No one can dress up like wrestlers. And the company wonders why the crowd isn't reacting at all.
>>869087
> TFW Rock was the one to introduce the new championship design instead of Punk
>>869094
>tfw another part-timer introduced the current title
Why is envy so taboo in today's wrestling?
>>869094
Especially annoying considering before Punk won the title he said he'd retire the stupid spinner bring in a new title. It would have made sense for Punk to do it, but instead they had to have the celebrity do it.
>>869096
Oh God, you're right! But still, based Brock ain't got time for carrying around two belts.
>>869072
There aren't more mugshots?
>>869100
How about a classic Booker T one?
>>869093
More like no one cares about a terrible watered down product that's solely written for kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v55uCe2AdCg
GALLOWS AND GUN IN WWE!
>>869100
Almost every single wrestler had a mugshot
>>869099
> /wwe/ guide for spotting an aspie #102
The aspie uses exclamation marks and looks like an utter faggot
>>869105
How much you betting if they bring Gallows in, people will chant "Festus" at him, ala "Husky Har-ris!"
>>869106
Helms has seen better days.
i want to fuck nattie so bad
>>869110
theyll get more bizcliz chants.
so not much.
how they plan to keep gallows in line is the interesting part.
>>869094
Go back to your own shitty general
>>869112
>Wanting to fuck a bitch with the body of a snickers bar
>>869111
That is not Gregory Helms
>>869087
Also that's gotta be one of the worst rock bottoms ever
>>869116
This got him fired if I remember correctly.
>>869117
The ones people try on Baron Corbin are worse
>>869122
kek
>>869121
styles and nakamura go straight to the main roster, gallows and gun should debut in NXT with Balor, start the Balor club, run wild through NXT, and in like 2 takeovers, hit the main roster.
>>868795
>tfw the black eye makes her hotter
So wait, does WWE own the rights to the Bizz Clizz or not?
>>869126
Sounds reasonable. Although I'd like to see Gable and Jordan win the tag titles, then we can have Gallows and Gun do a run in. Because after those guys win the titles, I don't see them feuding with any of other teams.
>>869128
NJPW does
Will we ever see a Superstar that gets a crowd as worked up as Punk or Bryan
>Tfw Heath Slater is fighting the WWEWHC in a tlc match in my Universe mode
About as close as he'll ever get desu
>>869137
Don't ever fucking reply to my post again unless you're anonymous
>>869137
>Balor
I gave the tripshit a chance, I really did
>>869137
Balor has no fucking charisma
stop having shit views
>>869137
> baloring
That was your last chance steve you pony fucking fraggle
Gtfo our thread now
>>869133
>JaJo and ChaGa
It's American Alpha you beta cuck.
>>869144
nah, JaJo and ChaGa.
it used to be Tye Dil and JaJo, now its JaJo and ChaGa.
>>869143
So why don't you guys like him?
>>869142
> my paint has more charisma than me
He will get paint pops for a month then end up worse than neville
>>869142
The novelty will ware off they realize how much of a vanilla midget he is
>2cold is a baloring fan
back 2 reddit with you
BOLIEVE!
>>869146
He is a boring cockeyed manlet who sounds like he's from father ted, his ring game is meant to be his highlight but every match ive watched of his has been underwhelming as fuck. He even managed to get a boring match out of NXT tier adrian neville.
His paint entrance is the only good thing about him and that is already getting stale, and that leather jacket entrance when he flashes constantly is cringeworthy as fuck
Back 2 Reddit All Of You!
>>869150
Is there a Kofi mugshot?
>>869154
Who in NXT would you prefer?
>>869126
Festus chant first time he comes back in the main roster
>>869157
>>869156
Can't find one
>>869162
Cause Kofi is a good boy
>>869163
Replace New Day Rocks with Din Du Nuffin
>>869163
he going to church sorting his life out
>>869094
Feels good
>>869158
None of them, jason jordan maybe or gable would be good if he wasnt 5 foot 5. Crews could be a shot. I unironically like Corbin too, shame about his hairline
>>868858
kek
>>869169
Not to mention his God awful tattoos. But I have turned around on him since watching Breaking Ground. It's refreshing seeing Corbin be somewhat heel outside the ring too.
As for Crews, I'm just counting the days until Vince makes him dance in the ring like the rest of the black guys.
>>869158
Joey Samoey would be a better champ and should've went over.
>>869175
> YFW #30 at the Rumble is Samoa Joe, who's been hand picked to throw Reigns out the ring
Damn he's a good heel. Was a little disappointed when he lost in London.
>>868898
i miss him so much ;_;
>>869179
Post yfw the 2 biggest faces in WWE when Cena retires in 2 years will be arabs
