*guitar riff*
*biggest pop in the history of wwe*
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>1234761
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>*biggest pop in the history of wwe*
It's called soda.
>>1234771
Hi Paul.
>>1234778
Hi April.
is phil going to be fighting soon?
>>1234781
Hi Vince. Are you going to kick ze bucket?
can't fucking wait until we hear cult of personality at his first fight
even if/when he loses it will be an amazing moment
then he can come home, right guys?
>>1234761
>biggest pop
>>1234761
>biggest pop
>>1234930
as much as i'd prefer this fire burns, i'm still going to be incredibly hype
i'll hype even harder when he comes back to wwe
>>1234966
His ego is too big to cave in any time soon, he can't undo what he said and it's stopping his return.
Like Goldberg
>>1234972
it's been two years, man.
how much longer do you think he's going to be before coming back?
>>1234761
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1234925
>xD i want vince to do die so my kids show can be better
a bullet to the head, is what you deserve
>>1234982
>"a bullet to the head, is what you deserve"
>>1234761
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1234761
>Bigger pops than Stone Cold
Punkfags need to fuck off
I very much preferred this theme, killswitch is my shit
>>1234980
>Not liking based colt
K y s
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I MUST NOT FAIL I MUS NOT FAAAAAAAIL
>>1234976
If his passion is gone like he claims I wouldn't be surprised if he never come back, maybe something will light a fire under his ass at some point but I'm not holding my breath
MAKE IT HAPPEN, DANA!
>>1234771
lol ur a faggot, stop talking about yourself, manlet
"Biggest pop"
>>1234771
So do you guys copy this and just paste more things you can think of, just to have the perfect copy-pasta?
>2 years later he still has marks, smarks, and half of /asp/ completely ass blasted and still posting copy-pasta or wishing he'd come back
>>1234949
>>1235947
>>1235945
>implying the whining emo brat will ever compete in the UFC
>>1235945
>UFC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
What did he mean by this?
>>1235837
that's because they didn't know how many combined hours of brand-split h promos they had to look forward to
>>1236142
i'm sorry that babby punk is a cuck and is never going to fight in the UFC
Aww is smarky upset? Smarkypoo mad that cm punk is gone? Smarky gonna cwy?
>there are people who think cm punk was wrong
>people in this thread will look at Wrestelmania 32 where half the card was part timers and retirees going over the full time performers and not think it was all over bad
I'm glad punk got out and I don't even care if he fights in ufc, he pulled out right as the shit got it's shittiest
>>1236142
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
>>1234771
>Hasn't got a clue.
It always gets me for some reason. Just for the kek of it, can you elaborate on this?
>>1236501
> he pulled out right as the shit got it's shittiest
That's some pretty select memory.
>>1236837
The great Kevin Nash instructed the whining emo brat to take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue.
You're welcome.
>>1234771
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
Your opinion doesn't matter. You wasted your time.
>>1237006
Clearly his opinion mattered to you as you wasted your time crying about it.
