CAN'T WAKE UP
![kevin-owens[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Se5chiN.jpg "kevin-owens[1].jpg")
best in the world
ryback can suck cock
>>852173
Best in the world at resembling his fan base
>>852173
>>852173
best in the world at having overweight fans?
First for manlets needing steps to do basic powerbomb spots
>>852173
>>852174
>>852176
>>852175
So why hasn't tna gone under yet? Doe anyone remember back when the matches had time limits? I think it was on fox sports at that time
>>852173
>(you)
>>852179
Hahahhaahha so fucked up, but amazing at the same time. Those poor nigglets.
>TFW John census is a jobber now and will job to lon and roman
>>852186
1/10
>>852174
>>852175
>>852176
Kevin Owens 30 times WWE champion
Ryback 0 time WWE champion and dead from steroid overdose
How did WWE manage to do the worst show of the year at the end of the year?
>>852190
If you think that was the worst RAW of the year then you clearly haven't been paying attention.
>>852190
you dont watch much RAWS do you?
Based
>>852193
>when you see the GOAT Kevin Owens on your tv screen
>>852193
did he imagine a whopper or a chicken?
>>852194
>implying neckbeard/IWC/smarks watch on tv
LEL
>>852193
>When you get 3 extra drumsticks in your KFC 10-piece order
>>852194
Just started posting in this thread and IDK if this is just false flag ironic shitposting. I hope they start doing this type of angry Owens shit more often like he was in NXT
I listened to Russo's recent podcast and even he said this may be the best thing to happen to Owens right now and this is how he should be etc
>>852193
>when you nut and she keeps suckin
Literally 74 people called the police to complain about Vince McMahon being fake arrested on television. Someone probably died waiting for the cops to show up because people think mandrama is literally real. Wake me up inside.
>>852203
>anime picture
Opinion discarded
>>852204
>thinking wrestling is real in current year
Your opinion discarded.
>>852177
honestly, probably just wanted to guarantee the impact would break the table after seeing Roman fuck up a powerbomb on haitch terribly on TLC. So he gave himself some extra elevation.
>>852206
No it doesn't. Not even close. You don't know what a horrible RAW is. Probably if you're just a casual who tunes in once in a while you'd think it was bad, which it was, but there have been worse.
>>852203
>amerispastics
what do you expect
>>852200
>I listened to Russo's recent podcast
>>852203
>marks
>>852199
Lmao and checked
>watching making a murderer on netflix
>kid worried that the police won't let him come home after confessing to being an accessory to raping and murdering a young woman
>on phone with his mom
>"can I come home in April"
>"Maybe honey"
>"but mom"
>"w-what"
>"I'm gonna miss wrestlemania"
>*sobbing* "we'll tape it"
pretty good card too. I liked the Shawn vs Vince match. And of course BMJ burying HHH was classic.
Who /Bucks/ Here?
>>852200
I've listened to Russo on some random other podcasts before (Chael/JR) and I don't see why anyone would ever listen to him. Redpill me on what I'm missing.
>tfw you realize that if you spiked your hair up you would be a mirror image of kevin owens
Should I just be like the ko memer?
>inb4 youre a fat manlet
It's true, its damn true
>>852214
>a fat black guy shucking and jiving is what Amerifats think is 'entertainment'
>Americlappers
>>852222
At least I don't stay up till 4 am to watch whatever Brits consider to be entertainment. Which from what I've seen on streams will have something to do with betting and gambling.
>>852221
atleast you admit it. This thread is probably filled with Owens clones who make the fat jokes tbqh senpai.
Wrestling fans are in the same tier as juggalos. Think about that for a 2nd
>>852224
>his mum doesn't let him stay up late
18+
>>852224
>It is illegal for Amerifats to bet on sports in their 3rd world country
>'land of the free'
>>852227
>This thread is probably filled with Owens clones who make the fat jokes tbqh
Speak for yourself fatty. Just cause some tripfag is overweight (wow big surprise!) and you most likely are, doesn't make everyone fat.
Owens is a midcard jobber.
>>852224
You need to get a new meme insult senpai, this one doesnt work and is even shitter without flags
The literal only bong sad enough to stay up til 4 was randyfag and he died from AIDs and a ruptured colon long ago
>>852228
>He stays up at 4 am on a weekday to watch Kofi shake his ass
I feel for you Brits. You're so cucked by American culture that you adjust your entire schedules to accommodate it.
>>852229
That wasn't close to being the worst RAW of the year cunt.
>>852233
>you actually watch raw live and dont watch it the next day and only watch the 20 minutes that wasnt complete shit
Please have sex
>>852232
>o-o-nly one brit stays up late to watch mandrama
That's demonstrably false. There's at least a dozen of you slaving away at 3 am watching Big E gyrating.
>>852233
Wait, what language is that you're speaking again cuckboy?
>adjusting my schedule
>implying I don't always stay up that late
>>852233
I miss flags for this reason the most
and when Finland pops in
>tfw no Columbia: You kids know this is fake right?
>>852236
>He actually stays up till 1 am when RAW starts for him and powers through till 4 am when it ends.
No wonder you're so grumpy all the time.
>>852243
Literally just said I don't in my post, step up your shitposting game m8
>>852203
> ameridumbs
>>852231
youre trying to hard friendo.
Post belly :^)
>>852244
>Literally nobody does this
You're saying this, as if we weren't on /sp/ just a few months ago and Brit flags were all over the live gamethreads.
Stop trying to make me laugh you idiot.
>>852242
Fuck Binland, they are at home with the rest of the outlaw wrestling faggots on here
I miss Phillimemes, Poorland and Jew Memeland the most
And ZOmark ;_;
>>852248
>Everyone is fat and obese like me
>I am a Kevin Owens fan
>>852227
I make fat jokes, buts its only because I think people need to laugh at themselves more. All day at work I get roasted. It's all in good fun and I enjoy the bantz as long as the jokes are quality.
>>852250
>mfw I used to visit those threads just to shitpost about how bad Raw and WWE was when I wasn't even watching it
>mfw 'all those flags' were just bretkuck samefagging all night
>>852255
> implying
The literal only times i ever stayed up was RR and WM senpai
>>852255
>raw fears ratings
What did he mean by this?
Ryback Chris Benoit/Eddie moment with his buddy Kalisto at wrestlemania
Kevin Owens Chris Benoit/Kevin Sullivan moment with his family watching at home
>>852251
>And ZOMark ;_;
im still here senpai. Just been working and trying to drop from being a fat fuck
ive went from being obese.. to skinnyfat with loose skin. Also this shirt is too big for me now
>>852260
thats not me breh. I can actually take all the bants
>>852257
18+
>>852267
Please lose weight
Reminder
>>852264
Shut up fatty i didnt want your lifestory
> missed you buddy
>>852269
please get laid
>>852267
>XDDD
Even your emotes have triple chins.
>>852269
This faggot
>>852269
> redditfiltering
Back to 2old Paedo's thread with the rest of the fragile aspies
>>852274
ouch
have an upvote... you mutherfucker xD
>>852266
>not knowing 4chan memez
18+
>>852273
kek
>>852271
>Making fun of Kevin Owens makes me reddit
Lose weight or grow a spine instead of a gut.
>>852274
Holy shit
BTFO hard by the tripshit
>>852274
BASED
>>852278
>tripfag
>>852274
>>852269
>using redditfilters
Psh
>>852282
If you filter everything people say on here what will you be left to discuss? Even if you do filter, we all know you still unhide to see what it was got blocked.
Kindly get laid.
>>852280
ebin my friend XDDDD
>this thread
>>852286
>anything I don't like is reddit
Stay triggered
>>852284
You got me
Hey guys i'm back
Just call me zaynowensmark
>>852288
>Quadruple chin
Lose weight
>>852282
Plz engage in the act of masterbation
>>852282
Reposting from the other thread that you were crying and pretending to not be triggered in in because i cant be bothered to type anything fresh out
> so triggered that he has been driven to literally redditfilter words and phrases that hurt his fee fees
> is pretending that he isnt the one upset and crying
Wew
Lad
The sodium from your tears is nourishing me
>>852293
you just keep getting me >:D
gotta stop lowering my guard
beware my friend
anytime soon
you will be trapped
in the old reddit switcheroo XD
use your remaining days wisely >:D muahahhha
>>852290
Lose weight&turn 18 please
>>852287
>lame as fuck forced memes
>actual discussion
Pick one
There is no need to unhide the filtered posts because only the faggatry gets filtered so I already know what it says
brb, adding 'get laid' to faggotry filter
>>852291
saved
>>852291
Needs a sheep mask
>all these /asp/ies that cant take bants
ya'll need to grow some spines lads
>>852300
peep xD
>>852299
>forced memes
/asp/ie please...you can still post in your dead tripfag threads last I checked. You don't have to come in here and act all butthurt cause not everyone shares your dumb opinions.
>>852296
Copy & pasting my reply too then so you can read it again and feel the anger and butthurt build up inside you
Why would I be upset and crying? It's your lame as fuck forced meme posts that are hidden, not mine, lel
You're just mad that your posts have been blanked for being too gay, maybe if you weren't such a queer this wouldn't have happened
>redditfilter
>anything that triggers me is reddit
I'm loving your butthurt lad, got any more for me?
who /squaredcircle/ here?
>>852292
Hey guys im fat
Im not the canakidd, You Can Just Call Me the Zayn and Owens mark
Im the one who has been doing his best to stop the whole general from filtering my flag
>All these asshurt /asp/ies and wootists
Glorious.
>Nothing but KO marks and redditfags up in here.
>>852307
just call me zaynowensmark
I know you all hate canucks and I get that but it's me zaynowensmark
please don't filter canada because then I can't provide my input, i'm zaynowensmark btw
>>852299
No seriously thank you for bumping the thread.
Your pathetic hivemind vocabulary is regrettable though.
Also; I challenged you to back your words up, and it was a pretty easy challenge, and you backed down.
Faggot. Am I speaking your language, whelp? That's what you are. A cub that backed down from even the simplest challenge.
>>852307
Good times. When I became a meme
>>852301
Someone do this pls
>>852298
Stay triggered and filtered
>>852304
>not liking lame as fuck forced memes is dumb
Maybe to the underage spergs on /wwe/. /wwe/ has literally the worst forced memes on 4chan. They don't even really qualify as memes since it is the same 2 or 3 losers samefagging them all the time trying to get them over
>>852305
If they have been filtered how can you read them?
Checkm8 my fedorad friend
I'll just have to remember to put an accent or a space in my > oùtl aw wrestling posts in future just for you ;)
>>852314
>implying you're actually zaynowensmark
real zaynowensmark went nuclear
Raw ratings come out yet?
If /sp/ saw this now.....
>mfw
>/asp/ies get mad people are making fun of Kevin "Steen"
>Start filtering /wwe/ memes
>/wwe/ guys like zaynowensmark can handle the bants but not the redditors
>KO's gimmick is being fat
>CMZOM's gimmick is being fat
>>852318
nah. its me.
>>852319
Not yet senpai
IT'S MY NECK
/wwe/ is my favorite general on 4chan
>>852321
>>/wwe/ guys like zaynowensmark can handle the bants
Lol yeah right. That dude got mad as fuck every thread when people would call him fat, saying he could kill people if he wanted to and pretending he was threatening.
>>852320
Who gives a shit what they think? You all put too much thought into what others think. People are just fucking around on the internet. This shit isn't that serious. Lighten up, bud.
Burn the fucking Uso's to ashes PLEASE
>>852323
are you still STANDING....
ON THE EDGE
OF A CRATER
LIKE THE PROPHET ONCE SAID?
>>852325
IT WAS MY NECK ALL ALONG
>>852313
Sorry lad, your post here made literally no sense. I might have to filter you for being so unintelligible
And you're still a faggot
>>852327
Youre getting me mixed up with Jarvis bro. I was one of the most calm /wwe/fags
Asuka>Sasha=Becky>Bayley>Paige>All the shit tier WWE Waifus
You know it to be true.
>>852328
Im fine desu, seen the KO marks getting btfo is all the daily kek's i need.
>>852327
You got worked, desu senpai.
>>852335
Hello reddit
>>852333
towards the end of the /sp/ era you were going nuclear m8
>>852313
> am i speaking your language, whelp
Haha that aspie yesterday was so fucking mad
> You and your 'nigger' buzzwords. You're calling somebody underaged while using the default 4chan vernacular? Hilarious.
> why do you keep posting 18+? are you rating my post out of 10? thanks but I wasn't doing it for you. You're an idiot, but I appreciate you bumping this thread while I await juicy Asuka porn. So thanks for that.
> Actually here's an idea; post your ideal female. Show us all about your incredible taste. You're from 4chan so more than likely it's a trap. That's what you people do on here, right? Go ahead and put your money where your mouth is.
> No seriously thank you for bumping the thread. Your pathetic hivemind vocabulary is regrettable though.
> Also; I challenged you to back your words up, and it was a pretty easy challenge, and you backed down.
> Cuckold. Am I speaking your language, whelp? That's what you are. A cub that backed down from even the simplest challenge.
> I'm beginning to agree with you, however. Asuka, a perfect female specimen, is still more of a man than you are.
Break up new gay and push Kofi please
>>852339
yeah but I didnt threaten anyone. All I did was put on a trip and pretended i was Dave Meltzer for a couple threads
>>852342
>new gay
>>852317
>If they have been filtered how can you read them?
I can't, that's the point
Congrats, you've realised how a filter removes your stupidity
Thanks for making all that extra effort just for me though, I'll just keep adding them to the filter ;)
This doesn't belong in /asp/!
Back to /sp/ you basement dweller man childs!
>>852335
Replace Emma with Paige and we have an agreement.
>>852343
I don't remember anything about threatening, that was another anon
I just remember checking a thread and seeing you posting huge blocks of text or something
w/e welcome back
Ryback standing ovation at WWE hall of fame ceremony before wrestlemania 50
Kevin Ovens 15 time catering champ
>>852345
> owtlor wrestling
>>852320
/wwe/ got kicked out because /sp/ couldn't handle the extreme autism any more. What we see here now is them being proved right
>>852348
Thx m8. Ive been here since the transition. I just barely keep it kayfabe anymore. Things seem to have gotten much more outta hand since weve lost flags
>>852345
>wants to discuss autlaur karate in the /wwe/ general
>>852346
Tell that to An Hiro for us please.
>>852344
>screen-shot
Hello reddit
>>852351
>/wwe/ got kicked out because /sp/ couldn't handle the extreme autism any more
Lol nope. You're so mad redditor. We were far from being even the 5th worst general on that cesspool board.
>>852352
> i like John Cena's body
- JCMZOMark
Autumn, 2015
>>852351
Someone make a topic on /sp/ and redirect them to this thread just to show how much autism up in here.
ITT: we post literally anything else but fat NXT shitguts
>>852359
Do it yourself you lazy faggot.
>Taking the internet this seriously
I almost feel bad for you. Almost.
>>852351
No, they got kicked out because Hiro is a gullible faggot who took the three outlel shitposters' complaints to heart.
>>852355
>An Hiro
>>852356
>hello reddit
hello reddit
>>852357
And yet /wwe/ was literally the only general to get kicked off, lel
/sp/ was tired of your autism, deal with it redditor
This is the best /wwe/ general I have ever been in.
Is there something wrong with me for liking Owens unironically without being fat?
>>852335
> asgooka
>>852370
no. Just make more fat jokes to him and youre golden. Owens is fucking great though
>>852369
same desu
>there are people ITT right now who don't like bants/shit meme threads
>>852368
>only general to get kicked off
You have to be over eighteen to post here /asp/ie.
>autism buzzword
All this cause people don't approve of your favorite fat wrestler? Shame. shame. shame.
>>852363
>being this mad
Might as well filter /sp/ since that triggers most of the autism in here.
>>852370
Yes you're fat
>>852364
Bullshit, they were just tried of autism general on the front page of a sports board everyday
>>852375
>Gotta check with big daddy /sp/ to see what they think
>Being this cucked
I still go there for other sports but you're a little bitch. That entire post was embarrassing my man. Spear yourself.
Will wwe survive 2016?
>>852377
>they were just tried of autism general on the front page of a board full of autism generals
fixed
>>852374
Name another general that got kicked off /sp/ when /wwe/ did. Oh wait, you can't, because autism general was the only one. Stay mad redditor
>>852378
This
post yfw TNA survives another year
>>852379
Pay 9.99 to find out
Post your top 5's of all time and current lads
>All Time
1.Austin
2.Benoit
3.Owen Hart
4.DDP
5.The Quebecers
>Current
1.KO
2.Sami Zayn when he gets called up
3.Harper
4.New Day
5.John Cene
>>852374
They couldnt handle the top dogs of spee, its fine though we have our own board now with zero moderation and legions of gullible rusing victims
One of my fans has even made my own little bretboss appreciation thread just for me ;) >>>848804
>>852381
>when /wwe/ did
Nice selective wording there cuckboy. Can't argue with that retarded logic.
And /gym/ which was pedophiles oggling over women's gymnastics got booted over.
Why are you even in here faggot? Are you one of those mad skateboarders?
Divas tier list
Patrician
>Emma
Top tier
>Sasha
>Becky
>Asuka
>Dana
Underage Mark
>Paige
>Nicky
Plebian
>Charlotte
>Brie
>Tamina
Irrelevant
>Naomi
>Alexa
>Alicia Fox
>Natalya
>>852381
>/NBA/
>curry fag, broships, etc.
>NFL
>smithfags, chiefs spammer, fantasy football
>/hoc/
>intentionally shittymemes because lel so random frok
>these things aren't autistic
The worst part is those are all "real" sports.
>>852390
> forgetting /arse/
>>852386
All time
1. Stone cold
2. The rock
3. Edge
4. Bret Hart
5. Eddie Guerrero
Current
1. Randy Orton
2. Ziggler
3. Dudley's
4. Vaudevillains
5. Brock lesner
>185 posts
>26 ips.
>>852394
Let me guess, you're just "passing through"
>>852391
I also forgot
>/FIFA/
Literally a thread for a fucking game simulator on a sports board. All the irrational hate for /wwe/ and none for the fact that something that belongs on /vg/ is on the front page constantly with autistic divegrass fucks.
>>852394
>we must reach the bump limit with hundreds of people
Gd forbid a few people have a conversation/bantz, eh?
>>852396
wait did /fifa/ get btfo?
>mfw I made a strawpoll where they were voted off because I was mad about /wwe/ being btfo
>>852390
Let's keep it going pham
>/arse/
Literal homosexuality and naked pictures of men's butts
>/heem/
Schaub posting, bunda posting,
>/bet/
Bunch of brits spamming "tears" and blogging about their lives at each other
>/trb/
Biggest manchildren of /sp/ discussing virtual players, infested with tripfags of all kinds
>>852386
>WWE All Time
1. Randy Savage
2. Eddie
3. Austin
4. Edge
5. Bret
>WWE Current
1. Juan Cena
2. Big Kev
3. Big E
4. Rusev
5. Harper
(would've included Rollins and Cesaro but they are RIP)
I miss edge :/
>>852403
me too senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Wam3ORRUY
EDGEHEADS UNITE
>>852388
>having to go back years just to find another example of a general getting kicked off /sp/
That's some impressive desperation
It wasn't me that pointed out how embarrassed /sp/ would be if they saw the state of these threads
>>852390
>>852391
Literally non of them were kicked of /sp/ when /wwe/ was and some of those aren't even generals
Spear yourselves lads
>>852389
>Emma
>Patrician
Pick one and only one.
>>852405
>posting on a completely different board about how much you hate said board
holy shit autism
>>852403
Me, as well. One of the best workers IMO. Great at working the crowd as a heel. Being there live for it was spectacular. I cheered while others were booing simply because I respected him lol total smark move but whatever
>>852405
>It wasn't me that pointed out how embarrassed /sp/ would be if they saw the state of these threads
Why are you talking like /sp/ is your literal father? Who seriously cares this much about the internet?
>W-w-hat would daddy /sp/ think?
Surely you jest you cuck.
>>852193
>when a canadian smells his own farts
>>852386
> all time
Bret
Mr Perfect
Benoit
The Rock
Scott Steiner
> current
HarpGOAT
Dorito
BMJ
Rusev
Oreowens
>>852407
Yup. Even if trolling, its maximum autistic levels of trolling.
>>852386
>all time
Stone Cold
HBK
Punk
Edge
Eddie Guerrero
>current
Seth
Rusev
KO
Brock
Braaayyyy lmao
>>852369
I thought reigns' contacts made his eyes silver not blue
>>852405
They are more autistic though
>>852189
Ryback 31 times WWE champion.
Kevin "Obese" Owens dies at 35 from heart attack as 20 times divas champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm-H-xG8rxw
>you now realise that based edge cucked matt and btfo jeff constantly
>>852417
And my point is why do you care so much you cuckold?
This thread is only "awful" because of noobs like you who don't know how to handle banter.
>>852416
Kevin Owens 32 times wwe champ
Ryanabolic Back choke on his own biceps as 10 times TNA champ
>>852423
i keked at this one desu
>>852428
2009
>>852428
2015
>>852428
trick question, tna was never better than WWE
>>852428
it's still better
Does the League of Nations even use their theme anymore, or do they just walk out to Sheamus' song?
>>852434
They used it last night
>>852173
Kevin Obese, The Fat Cunt from Canacuck.
>>852436
hahah leee fedroa cuGDUUHX XDDD
>>852438
It's you, Hunter.
>>852173
A guide for you.
>>852440
Kek
>>852440
Shit, that is the perfect manchild.
>>852440
>5'1
kek
>>852440
Lmao
>>852440
I'm currently using the Nokia phone cause my smartphone got water logged. Does that make me a manchild?
>>852203
>using an anime pic to display his emotion
How autistic can some people be.
>>852445
Yes
>>852440
>mfw I owned a phone like that back in 05
>>852440
That chart is perfect. Whoever did this got everything an autistic fuck would be into.
>>852440
I used to carry around half that shit in the backpack in highschool
never owned a scooter or had such shit taste in clothing though
>>852440
>all these memes
I have a 3ds and a vita and I play them all the time at college and stuff and I'm not a manchild
I also have a dragonforce tee
>>852452
>dragonforce
disgusting
>>852452
are you sure you aren't?
>>852452
>I have a 3ds and a vita and I play them all the time at college and stuff and I'm not a manchild
I think you are in denial. You might not be an autistic sperg but you are manchild class 1.
>>852452
>admitting he owns the stuff listed in the chart
>im n-n-not a manchild
>>852452
I bet you are a Kevin Obese fan.
>>852458
you lost me. this is ironic
>>852452
>Playing videogames
>Not a manchild
This denial
>>852458
I don't care so that's why I responded to you
>chicks complementing mario abilities
well just whip your cock out friendzone man
>>852458
>>852458
Nigga, i bet you are the kid who doesn't talk and sits by himself in the back of every class.
>>852464
Hello Reddit
>>852461
>>852462
>>852465
I'm just being myself, at least I'm not a autist cuck who's scared if being judged
And yes I do sit at the back of the class - I heard a bunch of chicks talking about how mysterious I looked
I just carry myself in a way that draws people, I guess it's a kind of natural charisma, heh.
>>852469
please stop
>>852440
Someone should make a smark version of this. Someone photoshop a kevin obese shirt and a unicorn head set on this pic.
>>852466
>replying with a reddit reply
>>852469
