Cool Club Edition
First for vince
>>848917
First for BMJ is love
First for John Cena being back.
Since when is McMahon back?
How fucking bad are the ratings?
BALEE..
>Push Sasha
Do we have any WWEaboos ITT?
2nd for broken titantron
>>848935
Since two weeks ago.
What would happen if someone in the crowd steals the belt off roman?
>>848935
Since 2 weeks ago cock monger. Oh and Reigns is champ.
>>848940
Right here senpai.
/mu/ here
EVOOOOLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
IS A MYSTERY
>>848951
Oh. Ok. Well WWE has the opening segment to wow me or I'll go back to not giving a shit again
God steph was so fucking banging last week
>Tom Phillips not fighting back
what a crock
Tom is a cuck.
>>848957
No one gives a shit about you, shut the fuck up and fuck off
RIP TOM
The state of tom phillips.
>>848965
You seem to care. Too much tbqh.
Stream?
>Roman getting cheered in New York
IWC smarks absolutely SEETHING!
I can't hear what they're chanting
Isn't this supposed to be Brooklyn
>roman over as fuck in new york
BTFO
T
F
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>Vincent K McMahon
>What chants
>2015
WHAT
>vince
>BMJ
>hopefully Sasha
Might be a good ep tonight bros
>IM A FREAKING BILLIONAIRE!!
Vince
Kinda refreshing when you don't pay attention to wrestling for over a week
>>848989
B U T T H U R T
>>848949
Then this place would blow up and smarks would rejoice. Roman would kill himself and from his corpse would rise the return of funaki. Truely it would be the most pleasant of times
>>848976
ROMAN EMPIRE GROWS STRONG!
>I'm a freaking billionaire
Not if ratings keep going the way they are....
>its not the chant thats over
BRYANS OVER NOT THE CHANT
>
>
>
>I'm the one getting rich
>IM A FRIGGIN BILLIONAIRE
V I N C E
I
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C
E
SHUT UP!!
>Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Donald Trump has been reported to been in the building for a reported return
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DANIEL BRYAN
Missed the first 10 mins.
What's happened so far? Anything good? Anything been announced?
>DANIEL BRYAN
>CM PUNK
>Daniel Bryan Chants
>CM Punk chants
Now it sounds more like Brooklyn.
>CM Punk chants
>the state of Roman on the mic
>Daniel Bryan chants
TOP KEK
what is happening KEK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>>848982
>Daniel Bryan and CM punk chants
Yeah they sure are going crazy for Ramen
CM PUNK
VINCE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN OUT
>>849010
lol true dat but hes still over. they did it. they pulled it off.
>>849007
I guess The Rock wasn't over just all his catchphrases
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
It only took them 10 minutes to start the CM Punk chants
>CM Punk
>>848976
>Daniel Bryan and CM Punk chants
wow, Roman sure is over
CM PUNK CM PUNK
>>848917
50th for BMJ
dat racism
ALERT TUMBLR
>DANIEL BRYAN
>CM PUNK
thaat's better
>bone through the nose
dats racist
RACISM
That was pretty racist Vince.
Samoans BTFO
The fuck was that?
KEK WHAT IS HAPPENING
>MY NECK DAMN IT ACHOOOO!!!
>Promo so bad they start chanting for Phil Brooks.
kek the fuck is going on here
>FANS THROWING SHIT IN THE RING
Holy shit my sides
SHENANIGANS
WHAT THE FUCK
>it's an arrest angle
>muh neck
where are my pokepals at?
Did Roman just fingerpoke of doom Vince?
what the hell is this?
>>848976
>Daniel Bryan chants during Reigns promo
>CM Punk chants during Reigns promo
IWC marks absolutely SEETHING!
What the fuck is this shit
>Arrest angle
>2015
Please kill me.
my neck my back my pussy and my crack
send that nigga to jail
Who writes this ffs
>super man punch him the other week
>nothing
>shitty shove
>ARREST HIM OFF WITH HIS HEAD
MUH NECK
>this entire segment
I think this is the worst acted thing I've ever seen in my time watching WWE.
R E M O V E
S A M O A
>muh neck hurt
this is the wwe I miss
>it's a "lets redeem the image of the NYPD" episode
>This promo
>muh neck
>arrest him
>>849087
Vince thought they were playing soccer
>THAT TIT JIGGLE
This went downhill pretty quick
SAMOAN SAVAGES
>>849086
here
>steph storylines
>This storyline
holy shit i wish the crowd would shit on them more
STEPH GOING TO JAIL
2 TIMES IN 1 YEAR
>It's a lets arrest someone who isn't Stone Cold angle
>Crooklyn cheering the police
>Vince's face when Steph said 'geriatric'
Seriously, what the fuck is this?
Police brutaliy story line? Squash #BlackLivesMatter?
Yes please
>Arrest angle
>MUH NECK!
>When last week, he punched him in the face
>Police actually refusing to arrest for once
How bout dem ratings?
>just turned it on
wut
do your job you cops
>>849116
>>849116
what the fucking fuck is this shit
LMAO
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
this is the worst fucking shit ever holy shit
he literally owns every single person in that ring, the fuck
B L U E L I V E S M A T T E R
Vince came on TV for this?
DONT THREATEN MUH DAUGHTER DAMMIT
Absolute state of Reigns talking
Absolute state of this opening segment
Absolute state of this stooge actor
Absolute state of Steph
Vince is based tho
>3 'police officers' need to restrain a 70 year old man
yeah, sure whatevs
Vince is going to jail!
waste of Vince fucking pathetic writers
WTF THIS IS DOG SHIT
IM LITERALLY EATING VINCES DOG SHIT RIGHT NOW
>hire local security for your show
>they interrupt your show and threaten to arrest you
>when you object, they take you to jail
wow America
McMahon lives matter
Why is Roman always untouchable? A heel never beats him in a feud or even an episode
>roman leaning in with the mic
holy fuck my sides
HAHAHA BASED ROMAN
>cena comes back
>he's working for Vince
would mark desu
GET IM OUTTA HEEEEYAAAAAAAAAH
>Miranda rights does not apply to rich people
Who writes this shit?
This segment was a disaster but so damn hilarious.
They actually thought this was a good idea.
They actually thought this was a good opening.
They actually thought this would work.
>>849179
but all that trt and hgh
why am i watching this lmao
what is the point of this
>these shitty fake cops
What the fuck is happening.
So is vince just trying to get himself over now?
#McMahonLivesMatter
This is the most cringe-worthy opening
wtf
>Not cuffing behind the back
>Not reading the full Miranda
THIS IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE WORST RAW INTRO THIS YEAR.
Lmao who writes this shit?
>>849204
he meant the part about "if you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you"
10 minutes in and I don't know whether to keep watching or to just walk away and do something constructive with my life
who OKd this
WHAT CRIME DID HE BREAK?
Vince and steph are gunna be shot 12 times
>>849223
no, he is only ever trying to get Ramen Rain over
>Mfw this segment
vince with the trump hair TRUMP CONFIRMED
>another 20 minute authority opening
whos ready for wrestle kingdom?
Somewhere in America right now Donald Trump is is triggered as fuck.
well this is shit
I AM SO CONFUSED
#seniorlivesmatter
what the fuck is this, lads?
>yfw a bag of skittles fall out of Vince's pocket
>>849238
Vince and Steph, duh.
>>849237
I'm leaving. I advise you do the same.
>NYPD not reading someone their rights
>making a wrongful arrest
shocking
>>849241
What did that segment do for roman?
>>849238
Vince, who just got arrested for okay-ing this travesty.
>The state of this company
They are competing with the biggest MNF of the year and this is how they start the show?
Wyatts takeover when
>roman standing tall fades to commercial
bravo creative
That segment was like watching a High School play put on by mildly retarded teens.
Nice way to open the show, with a big steaming pile of shit in the ring.
>>849237
i'm walking away desu
thank god for LU coming back soon
>this opening
>not opening with based BMJ v ADR match imploding leading to some League of Nations v Roman and friends with BMJ main event
>mfw
>>849269
THE WYATTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WWE CAMPUS
>>849183
YOU THINK THE WRITER ARE BEHIND THIS?
nah bruh, this is all vince
This the funniest and cringiest intro this year
why do I watch this shit anymore?
>Show starts off with Vince
Oh cool
>Roman starts talking
Things start going downhill and this triggers even CM Punk chants from the people who were cheering him just a few minutes ago
>Muh neck
Things start going worse
>Stephanie comes out
Things go from worse to as bad as they could possibly me.
>>849271
At least it can't get any worse, right?
RIGHT?
>actually get off work early
>excited to be home for the start of RAW for once
>this is what I get
next week I'm asking to work overtime
>>849268
and you just know they are gonna replay it a dozen times
>>849278
That'll be the "Main Event that The Authority OK'd just moments ago!"
>>849297
WIZARD
>>849244
>Ever being ready for OUTLAW WRESTLING
Just waiting for Lucha Underground to come back.
>>849302
Steph looks like a british boy here
>officer brutality
>officer brutality
kek
>Officer Brutality!
The way Vince grabbed that "cop" looked like something I'd see in a middle school play.
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>police brutality angle
heh
I'm legitimately impressed the cops didn't all start shooting Vince
then again, he's not black
>>848940
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
#BLM
>officer brutality
social commentary?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
HE WAS A GOOD DAD HE DINDU NUFFIN
DAAAAAAAAAD
>Steph will never scream "DAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY" at you
Why continue existing?
Stephs tearing her throat apart for this, damn.
>>849328
>Billionaire Lives Matter
>>849329
we're hip!
where is the shovel man?
>he carries his slammy with him
>Owens jobber entranced
BTFO
>KO reduced to feuding with Neville
>Kevin "I got jobber entranced cause that's what I am, a big fat jobber" Owens
God what's the ring announcer's name again
Haven't heard him in a while
Kevin Ovens less go
>Lemmy Kilmister died at age 70
I guess Trips will need to find a new band for his titantrons now.
lolwut
>>849353
Probably crying while holding the framed photo of Lemmy he carries with him
Im sure niggers just loved that opening segment
WHAT THE FUCK
>OWENS
>>849368
fucccckkkk
god is dead
>KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS >KEVIN OWENS
>That match
I'll be in my angry dome.
wtf is going on with this show?
are the writers on LSD?
>The state of Kevin Ovens
JOB OWENS JOB
KEVIN
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OWENS
W
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S
BTFO
T
F
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Neville confirmed for 1-2-3 Kid
I was just given a match against John cena at WrestleMania, they told me I could design my own entrance so I asked the muses to show up and sing a song as I go to the ring to battle Cena, wish me luck guys
>Neville isn't a jobber anymore
>But him and Owens are going to be stuck in a midcard feud for months
> 10 second KO jobber match
yep
i'm done
i'm out
see you next year
to think i was kinda of interested this week
So far this has been the best RAW of the year
>>849390
at least it wasn't a small package
Owens' new gimmick: Unable to kick out of every rollup pins
okay fuck it im done
>it's a neville winning a 30 second match so he can get beat down by owens match
>>849368
>It's true.
GOD DAMN IT!
>FAT OWENS FAT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>849409
Me on the bottom right
>>849418
>that mistake I made
theyre really pullin out all the stops for roman, 2nd raw in 3 weeks with vince
i was hoping cena would finally come back and fued with roman, play off the he was disrepecting the belt angle or something to justify him siding with vince and set up a cena v reigns fued they can ride to wrasslefest
he could pull a heel turn without really going heel
What the fuck is this Raw?
gee i'm so glad these guys are on RAW instead of NXT
>Getting the bullshit out of the way fast
Based, lets get an hour long segment for the return of the GOAT
>>849409
>>849287
its a habit
>>849416
In Kayfabe, His fat gut is what the wrestler is using against him. He can't kick out of the collective weight of it and the wrestler.
>Mfw Kevin Owens is nothing more than a mid-card jobber now
>Mfw NXT "prospects" never amount to anything on the main show
>>849392
No
Because then the writers would actually come up with something creative.
>>849436
Large Bout Joe
>>849417
bye
>>849409
Is this hentai and if so where can i watch it?
>>849287
>Dem spats and exposed lower back
>>849409
SLUT
>>849449
who cares he's entertaining.
At least there will be a new PWG dvd and LU is coming back soon
>>849456
BBC
Big Bout Cena
>>849459
Literally perfect would never be in something gross like that
