CRINGEY AWARDS
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>kevin fats
>i beet jawn ceena
>literally 6 months ago
>nothing else since
>flippy shit
>hasnt been relevent since the first month he came in
>shitlette
>multiple botches
>tyler breeze
>been here for barely 1 month
>has lost every match
>beef stroginoff
>was gassed as fuck in his first match
>stopped doing the choke gimmick cause he couldnt keep dean ambrose or romin's feet off the mat during that match making it look stupid as fuck
>flippy shit wins
>also the only face in the category
>hep bideopt, dish iz a shuck a pure shuck
>owens comes out to cut a promo
oh okay i see where this is going already
>people think this is a legit voting process
>THAT IS CRAP I SHOULDA WON!
>why dont you talk a walk m8
>HEY ZIGGLER WATCH THIS!
>im gonna talk away from teh mic so its barely audible
>MAH GAWD WE GOT A CHEAPLY BUILT ANGLE FOR THE NEXT MONTH MAGGLE!
ok
Is this your genuine attempt, lad?
>>842709
trying too hard/10
Go to sleep grandpa, Hogan and Nash are retired