THE
BIG
RETARD
Punk cucked his career tbqh
IS
>>835594
Why does Becky Lynch keep wearing less and less revealing ring attire?
Is she putting on weight?
SETH'S
>>835609
Nobody told her to stop
DUMB
>>835612
AS
>>835609
Cause her attractiveness isn't good enough to get her over so why would she show anything off
>>835609
it's getting cold for the young Lass.
>>835609
Because she's not there for you to sexually objectify you racist shitlord.
How do I get a body like this
>>835618
Roids
FUCK
>>835609
man, she just looks like a geek
she will get one solid push and job for the rest of her wwe career
Just how done is KO with his terrible promos?
>>835618
Exercise and eating healthier food.
Not sitting on your computer or phone, shitposting on an american hamburger enthusiast forum whilst shovelling down a whopper.
>>835618
Be a veg slayer
>>835618
>Not wanting a body like Kevin Owens
Get a load of this faggot.
>>835610
boring
Anon who posted this >>835618 here. Would going Vegan or Vegetarian and lifting/cardio help me get this, or will it just make me lean
>>835639
Maybe if you're like 5'5 like he is, getting cut like that is much easier when you're smaller. Otherwise, it'll take years of different kinds of workouts every week and only eating specific foods
>>835639
just go to /fit/ nigga. You're honestly on the wrong board asking this. Most of /wwe/ looks like Owens and Wyatt
>>835647
>implying everyone here doesn't look like 2008 Colin Delaney
>>835639
Meat doesn't make you fat you dumbshit
>"you guys are the rudest people on Earf"
Kek was this faggot an actual WWE superstar? He got squashed in like a minute
>>835653
well Im trying to lose weight too fucker, Im fat as shit
>>835657
Exercise more
>>835655
He is one of those local jobbers monster heels uses to install their reign of terror.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzovXOKScmU
>>835657
what do you look like fatty. Height/Weight?
Calling Nia Jax's legdrop a finisher is like calling the people's elbow a finisher. She does the legdrop after her finisher to pin her opponent. Doing it 4 times means nothing.
>expecting a green fat turd to take the belt from femCena
Get worked by based BMB.
>>835664
But she's not like MOST GIRLS!
>>835657
eat less
drink more water
cut out all the soda junk food
work out
eat better and less
>>835664
I havent watched her but what are her SuperBayley momments?
>>835661
>not even important enough to have his name in the title
>mfw
>>835664
>yfw Nia gets repackaged as Eva Marie's dancing bodyguard
SOMEONE CALL HER MOMMA!
>>835662
5'11, 245lbs. Honestly, Im like Owens, except my arms arent as big, and I have pointy mantits. I can run a mile, but after that Im gassed. I can however, go and lift after it.
Current Top WWE jobbers?
1-Miz
2-Barret
3-Jack Swagger.
6200 hall
>>835673
Lol. Eat less, more cardio, light lifting.
No more sodas, no excuses. That shit is fattie fuel. Do cardio for 20-40 mins 4 times a week and the rest is counting calories and that's it.
Reminder that Vince isnt that GOAT.
He failed to push this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui_VvlUVx_8
You do remember him right?
>>835673
Pull a Chris Pratt anon, it wont be easy at first but after that first month you will see results, not much but you'll notice. This took him 6months, but he is a celeb so he probably had trainers and shit, it might take you longer, unless you go full out. Now to get Balor's physique, I wouldnt count on that, unless you workout for over a year nonstop. Its achievable, but only if you put the work. Like the other anons said, diet is a big part as well.
>>835680
Will memeing up help me lose weight?
>>835680
Is this doable if you're skinnyfat, or was it only possible for him since he already had some mass?
I want /fit/ to leave
>just call me the zayn or owensmark
>>835686
>just call me newfag trying to fit in
WELL ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>>835691
CAUSE IM DA BIG GUY!
>>835696
never called anyone a newfag faggot
>>835680
he was skinny though, he gained weight and lost it. If you've been fat for most of your life then itll be harder for you
>>835684
upset cause the fitness talk is making you feel like a fat ugly shit?
>tfw got NXT Dallas tickets
>watching a Main Event from November
>becky lynch vs sasha banks
What the fuck
>>835703
>fatasses and skinnyfags asking for clueless fit advice in a fake fighting mandrama soap opera
Oh yes, all this fit talk has me feeling so insecure
Current favorite wrestlers?
My favorite is Roman Reigns. My wife and her son really like New Day.
>>835713
every fucking time
>>835609
ON THIS DAY
>Cena is going to job to Reigns
>this will truly usher in the Reigns era
I dont even hate Reigns but this feels too weird for me. Might just give up on wrestling after WM32.
>>835704
me too bruh, got fucking lucky row A lodge seats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFjwEsjiztc
this shoot has like, amazing stories.
punk and joe are great.
>>835730
Joe seems like a really funny chill guy. He even did a great interview on Jericho's podcast
>Xavier STILL hasnt uploaded the Madden tournament final
What is this guy's problem? They filmed it weeks ago ffs.
>>835730
I NEED TO TAKE A PISS DOE!
dead on homicide impression
fucking del taco food though poor joes apartment ruined by 5 or 6 drunk wrestlers and punk just taking it all in.
>>835732
wrestlers in general just seem to be total boys.
>>835735
punk has a great Homicide impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qQC-ZTNtNY
>>835664
Nia is literally the Big Show of the women's division. She is awful in the ring.
>>835721
It'll be weird for sure. Weirder than Rock/Cena II because BOTH wrestlers are intensely polarized and nobody knows how the crowds will react.
I mean, don't get me wrong, the initial set-up and reaction to the match-making, that's Pure Fucking Gold from a publicity standpoint, but WWE doesn't have the balls to adjust with the initial punches. Too micromanaged and too in love with their own ideas to adapt, which is why they'll do the standard Face-on-Face, Cena puts Roman over and shakes his hand bullshit no matter what.
>>835733
waiting for christmas to watch the battle of oklahomie vs the A+ player
>>835713
>her son
kek. Is this a pasta or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPxdnFJKTlw
4 million views
>>835608
Who is that?
(The grill, inb4, "BMJ.)
>>835624
Isn't this a chink forum now?
>>835745
All they would need to do is rip off the Rock/Austin ending with a heel turn for either guy and it would be hype af.
>>835763
Maybe, but it goes back to WWE lacking the balls:
Can't turn Roman heel because he's going over as a HERO, dammit!
Can't turn Cena heel because you don't FUCK with the money.
For any of that to even be a possibility, someone's going to have to emerge before the fight as the total clear-cut favorite(and in Cena's case, Roman's merchandise sales are going to have to shoot even higher than before to compensate).
>>835758
The Great Khali
>>835769
Roman will be a 3x WWE WHC champion by february
Believe that
>>835748
Damn, Sheamus was truly a draw. Why does he lose the title again?
>>835778
He was a GOAT transitional champion TBQH
>>835708
>surprised that they have been irrelevant til now
Every diva other than Shaalet and Paige has been shat on.
>>835720
OI SEE CLEARLY
>>835742
I think that's an insult to Show tbf. She's more like Khali. Show can sell that front flip after being ddt'd thing.
>>835742
Exactly, how she got a title shot before Emma or Bliss is beyond me.
>>835790
The Rock's cousin
>>835792
tired of these Samoan ogrelords desu senpai.
>>835776
>>835776
>he loses it by some cheap heel shit at the Rumble
>gets it back the Raw after
>>835796
attitude era is back
>>835793
Things are just getting started. Soon we'll have
>Nia - NXT Women's champion
>Roman Reigns - WWEWHC
>The Usooows - Tag Team champs
>>835790
shes a monster and better character than both of them
>bliss
shes already better than bliss
>emma
emmas better than her in the ring but she was already busy feuding with asuka.
>>835800
>monster
You say that as if it means anything. Plus its not like she is good like Karma. Bitch is like Big Show wrestling with an injured knee. Emma deserves it much more. Isnt her feud with Asuka done? They need to make her lose Carmella and go after Bayley.
>>835802
Yeah that monster thing got shat on pretty quickly. She's no fun to watch though so I don't mind.
They've hinted that Nia was going to have beef with Asuka next so it looks like Emma is done with her after all.
>mfw Nia squashes Asuka and challenges Bayley again
>>835799
>the future of WWE
I seriously hope Reigns doesnt surpass Cena, but him being champ 2 times in like a month isnt helping
>>835799
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>835799
>>835799
This is the hero we deserve, not the Samoan filth
>>835799
Then in the future the next next face of the company will be brought in the son of haku, bad boy tama tonga.
WHO'S A TRANNY NOW, HUH?
>>835824
shopped to hell, good god
>>835820
kek nice one. Got the Bryan and Rusev ones on ya?
>>835828
she's got a great body dude stop being jealous.
>>835834
you said that about chyna too, paul, fuck off
>>835837
>implying chyna wasn't hot in the mid-late 90s
playboy doesnt put ugly chicks on the cover bruh
>>835824
>Even some of the world's finest photoshoppers managed to only make her look uglier
>>835840
>tfw thought i had a smudge on my screen and it was just her gross face mole
that would be the first thing to photoshop out right?
>>835838
stephenie used to be hot, till paul got her to transform into white chyna
>yfwy remember when chyna didnt have implants yet, then they made her get them cause she wasnt feminen enough
>>835824
Oh my god that face
How did they manage to make her even uglier?
>>835834
> great body
She has literal minus hips
>>835824
the real story has to be how tapout should ask for a refund since she clearly wasn't wearing it and it was just shopped on. they got jewed.
>hey magazine company, we will give you 50 grand to put one of your models in the cover wearing one of our tanktops broadly advertised
>we got you senpai
>>835841
Well then it'd be too obvious they photoshopped her.
I find it hilarious that in 2015 going on 2016 people still think magazine covers like these aren't photoshopped.
Literally every photoshoot ever is photoshopped to hell, including WWE's photoshoots.
why didnt they photoshop that mole off her chin
>>835834
If a man is jealous of a woman's body then that says a lot about her body
>>835851
I just said that you non-readin bitch ass nigga
>>835824
god damn
good for her tho
>>835853
B T F O
T
F
O
>>835594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iB7l5BZ0WM
>>835594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeaAvNj1DHA
best one ever
who /final battle/ tonight @ 6 PM
>MAIN EVENT for the ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Jay Lethal w/ Truth Martini vs. "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles
>ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
War Machine vs. The Kingdom w/ Maria Kanellis
>ROH WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Bobby Fish vs Roderick Strong
>GRUDGE MATCH
Adam Cole vs Kyle O'Reilly
>SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
Alex Shelley, ACH & #Reborn Matt Sydal vs The Addiction & Chris Sabin
>Dalton Castle vs Silas Young w/ The Boys
>Michael Elgin vs Moose w/ Stokely Hathaway
>#1 CONTENDERS TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH
The Young Bucks vs All Night Express vs The Briscoes
Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?
>>835860
Is...Is that his dick...
Just now remembered you mandrama faggots got btfo
LELELELELELL
>>835853
>pointing out the obvious PS job is being jealous
>>835860
I thought was at 9
>>835866
>living on the least coast
>>835861
Del Rio and Reigns are the only good ones.
>>835824
>>835861
Del Rio sucks as champ. He's defended the belt like once.
>>835864
I doubt the guy was jealous, but I was saying that even if he was it's not a good sign for ol' charlie.
>>835829
nah lol, I saved that just yesterday, some anon might have them though
>>835871
he can actually have a great run if they dont treat him like a Mexican JBL. He needs a good gimmick, his Patron gimmick was based as fuck
>>835878
>if
>>835880
It's always "ifs" with this company :^(
>>835609
>>835881
Thanks for the pepe lad.
>>835604
explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1liT0Hn_A0
drugs are bad mkay?
>>835882
kek
>>835647
>projecting
>>835617
After that promo on miz tv, i wouldn't be surprised if she honestly thought that.
>>835647
>835647
i look like tyler breeze
>>835883
It's all yours my friend
Fucking Samoan mafia, who will stand against them?
>>835860
>Dalton Castle vs Silas Young w/ The Boys
fucking GOAT rivalry though.
>>835673
same here. i blame it on quitting smoking cigarettes & tearing my ACL. bout to mount that comeback though
these two are right, just take motivation anon. it's easier to gain 20 lbs than it is to lose it for a reason.
>>835895
>>835895
>Del Rio but fat
Ricardo?
>>835901
nah m8, like I have Del Rio's face, the jawline, the weirdass nose, only thing different is my hair. I have hair like Swagger's, cause you know, its stylish and I dont want to look like an ugly dirty beta shit, but yeah, I'm fat as shit
>>835888
there needs to be more drugs in the locker room tBh
cocaine and over-the-top wrestling personalities really go hand in hand
>>835861
Based
Whacky xD
Boring
Don't care
Better than what the Usos will be
>>835903
>over-the-top wrestling personalities
But there aren't any anymore.
Except for like, Bray.
>you will never see Bray cut a coked up promo
Why live
>>835594
>the Ryback will never have charisma
Feels bad man
>>835878
>he can actually have a great run if they dont treat him like a Mexican JBL
Please stop. This is what made him so awful the first time.
He's NOT Juan Bradshaw Layfieldip. He doesn't have an ounce of the necessary mic-work.
Treat him like MexiBenoit with ruthless, aggressive technical Heel ring-working.
>>835905
> like
Neck yourself cunt
>>835904
Considering how much HHH likes them, how much merch sales they have, and how "entertaining" Vince probably finds them, I dont think they will lose the titles any time soon. If anything, I think they will face the Wyatts at Mania while Bray fights someone 1v1. New Day being chickenshits with Braun would be gold
>>835861
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>stale
>>835906
But anon he has le feed me more chant
>>835907
>dont treat him like a Mexican JBL
>dont treat him
>dont
pls read. But I agree, that's why I was saying his Patron gimmick was based cause he wasnt that "elegant spic" character. He is believable as a legit threat now, and he can be a good heel especially with his new look.
>>835895
>>835861
>Crap
>Okay
>Crap
>Okay
>Based
>>835916
>Charlotte
>ok
kill yourself. Fuck even Paige would be a better champion
>>835912
Fuck, my bad lel
They should bring back the Cross Armbreaker as a kayfabe ultra-move and have him stop using the corner-stomp. That finisher is shit.
>>835917
That's strenuous. I think Charlotte is at least a little better because we've seen less of her but they're both along similar base-lines of tripe.
>>835618
Building Lego sets and having gay sex
>>835916
>new day cucks
>tfw no capgeek for wwe
>tfw can't check on when people's contracts expire to get a good idea of what the next few years holds
>tfw can't see how much they pay a guy like Neville vs a guy like Roman
>tfw we don't get to see who has points on their contract for merch
>tfw no idea how draws are compensated in the post-PPV landscape
>tfw Hulk Hogan still makes money every time someone buys an Axelmania shirt
>tfw Paul "Big Show" Wight has a networth of anywhere between 10 and 30 million dollars because the lists are always inconsistent
>tfw can't look up when Cameron, Naomi, Eva, and Paige's contracts expire to see when they'll actually ditch the Butterfly belt
Meltzer should get on this shit
>>835917
I don't see why she isn't okay. She's acceptable n the ring and actually defends the title on a regular basis. She sucks on the mic and has no personality, sure, but she's better than Nikki at least.
Paige is just way overexposed. I like her but the woman needs to take some time off.
>>835921
That's what the average fan of anybody would look like. You know, Americans being Americans.
>>835861
>Has done well enough in his very recent outings that I'm willing to give him another shot but jokes aside he isn't remotely ready and not very talented at all
>Could be great if given ample platform to develop and legitimize his character because he's a fucking top speaker but he's really regressing into some silly shit with his mannerisms
>Literal non-entity
>Not even a Woman
>Based
Behind hype for a few matches on the card. Especially dat Lethal vs Styles
>>835922
>tfw can't see how much they pay a guy like Neville vs a guy like Roman
Don't think I want to see this desu.
>tfw can't look up when Cameron, Naomi, Eva, and Paige's contracts expire to see when they'll actually ditch the Butterfly belt
I'm pretty sure Paige is one of the advocates of ditching the butterfly belt. The rest can go though.
>>835824
That handsome man on the front of muscle and fitness is.
>“‘Stone Cold’ [Steve Austin] explained that if you’re not trying to be heavyweight champion, then you’re in the wrong business,” said Woods. “That’s interesting to me because my goal is to make sure Kofi becomes heavyweight champion. He is the guy who absolutely deserves it over anyone else in the company. My long-term goal is to help, in whatever way I can, Kofi become heavyweight champion.”
woods is a pretty based dude, I think Big E has a shot down the line
>>835928
Wrong thread tripcunt
>>835933
So hes a nigger, brony, wootist and a cuck
Starting to dislike /Wooo/ds 2bh
>>835860
>>835934
Here's your reply
>>835933
Woods seems like a bro. Used to be a huge fag on twitter but he's too god damn entertaining to hate anymore
>>835933
Sounds like a true friend, but at the same time it's kinda cucky to want someone else to have the belt over you.
>>835935
>>835938
He has zero chance of getting it, though.
It's just acceptance. He doesn't have the look whatsoever, he's fucking Urkel-tier.
I can see why he rallies behind Kofi because of the work Kofi has put into the fed over the years as a quiet, seldom-praised workhorse.
His money should still be on E tho
>>835933
cuck
>>835938
he probably respects Kofi seniority in the company
Listening to Benoit's theme is eerie as fuck. Even 8 years later I still scarcely believe it,
>>835860
>no jay briscoe solo match
fuck
>dem boys beating the shit out of those fuccbois
ok im back in.
>>835871
so already equal total deanetty for his year plus burial of the U.S. title .
>>835949
my thought process exactly
Ummmmm.... Guys....
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/677940658284326913
>>835936
>the Rock and Livestock Connection
>the People's Champion and the Family Bucket
>the Brahma Bull and the Brimming Buoy
>the most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment and the Man who needs a defibrillator
>>835947
>tfw there's no holding me back, I'm not driven by fear, I'm just driven by anger
>>835954
F-F-F-F-FOR LIFE!
Omega has his own gaming channel and is always at a lot of gaming companies in Japan.
>>835954
>>>/reddit/
>>835954
wwe confirmed buying the struggling NJPW since it has money troubles.
>>835954
kek, Kenny's Vince impression is pretty good
>>835960
Didn't WWE try doing a cross promotion with NJPW within the last 1-2 years? Isn't NJPW worth only like $15m?
FUCKING BASED KENNY OMEGA
>>835964
the rumor was HHH was interesting in doing some cross promotion while they were in japan, new japan passed on it.
Yea NJPW is around that according to meltz.
In his dirtsheet yesterday or the day before said they are struggling to fill the tokyo dome show and have only sold the good seats with plenty other still for sale and aside from maybe one or 2 shows selling out the rest arent. Talent leaving them as well.
>>835967
(packed)
>>835967
I'd imagine Haitch's plan was to do some sort of NXT-NJPW cross promotion similar to how NJPW does with ROH and PWG, especially since NXT is smart central for WWE fans.
>>>/soc/22986344
Who did this?
>>835974
probably 2old weirdo looking for someone to molest
>>835974
someone who wanted to fuck, /soc/ girls mostly are DTF.
>mfw someone says they like Reigns
>>835974
>I am HARD!
>>835978
Im sure its ironically.
Most dont like Reigns but the smarks reaction towards him.
TATER PRUNES
>>835712
>>835980
COOOOOOKIE PUUUSSS
>mfw someone insinuates John Cena isn't an excellent wrestler.
>>835673
>we got another fat fuck revealed in here
wew lad. You can do it anon. Ive dropped 30 lbs since summer and weigh around 210 now and in still goin.
Eat steamed fish ,stop drinking soda and start running and lifting you fag
>>835979
>I AM HARD!
>>835990
what about diet soda senpai?
>>835990
>stop drinking soda
this by far was the hardest thing, but fuck does that really help you shed the weight.
>>835979
>>835993
>I AM HARD!
>>835996
not him but only if you use it as stepping stone to stop, diet has a shitload of hidden sodium.
>>835996
Soda is terrible for you, full stop. The 'fat guy who asks for a diet soda' is a big joke among people for a reason.
>>835996
NONE. I literally cut all sugary drinks out of my diet. All i drink is water now. (hardest part of this entire process but once you get used to it you feel like a million fuckin bucks). You also learn to enjoy meals more. Do what you want though senpai. NO SODAS though. Reward yourself occasionally with a sugary beverage.
>>835997
yup
>>835998
moar slag feet
>>835998
>devitt lips
>>835998
holy shit imagine being on your knees sucking her toes and then just crawling over to Nikki and licking her pussy (maybe get a taste of some BMJ cum too) and whoever else is at the table could be entertained by you too! I am HARD!
>>836006
>>836011
Is that fucking AJ Lee
>>836012
newfag pls.
>>835862
OH
MY
GOD
>>835996
diet soda is worse than normal soda, it has some chemicals that can get you addicted
>>836011
I miss the old generals senpaitachi.
>>836020
hope hes having fun at reddit.
>>835802
>They need to make her lose Carmella
>Carmella
>>835820
>>835829
>mfw I made that cena picture and now anons are using it
>>835861
>meh
>meh
>meh
>meh but at least she's dropping it to Bex
>based
>>835861
fixd
>>835628
Kevin Owens, looking like he looks, doing what he does, is probably going to outlast every roided arsewhole in the business.
...regards from a "biggish" guy who's getting surgery next month because of a torn RC and may be an invalid for the rest of his life. Sucks.
>>836028
For what it's worth, it's shitty OC and they should feel bad for saving/ using it.
>>836034
>mfw I made it in the 4chan X draw thing
>tfw Austin podcast with Michaels sucked complete balls
>tfw the Flair one is gonna be trash too
Why does it have to be prerecorded
>>836032
>charisma vacuum and ded fact man
Kill yourself my man.
>>836032
>deanetty
>sasha
>broken team
1.0s
>BMJ
>roman
well at least the last hour would be high rated.
>>836032
>Shit
>Shit
>Fuckoff already.
>Based
>Reddit: The team.
>>835861
>plan S
>acceptable
>was better on LU
>still divas
>NEW
>DAY
>ROCKS
>>836031
don't be a cuck
>>836032
This is much more pleasing.
>first time posting on /wwe/ since they were BTFOed from /sp/, whip up some oc
>I disagree, kill yourself
>finally realize the "community" is just a group of bitter neckbeards waiting for people to post their opinions so they can shit on it
>realize you'll never come here again and are better of for it
>>835704
>NXT Dallas
man i hope big cass and enzo are still around same with bayley. As long as athena, dana, nia jax and hass benjmain 2.0 are there I will be ok.
>>836036
because Flair went off on his own podcast after creative OK'd a stupid angle in the Paige Charlotte feud. Thank the fucking divas.
>>836050
>creative fucked up
>this makes it the divas fault
rude
>>835933
>My long-term goal is to help, in whatever way I can, Kofi become heavyweight champion.
This would actually make sense if there was anything going on in the storyline that was making Woods help propel Kofi to the top. But he's not.
It just sounds like Woods realized he won't get over on his own without New Day and he decided that he would dedicate himself to making Kofi champion. How's he doing that though? Backstage politicking?
Would love to see some actual Kingmaker storyline though.
>>836048
>caring about "OC"
Does this look like /b/ to you?
>>836048
This is /wwe/ senpai, you're looking for the /asp/rowrestling tripfag circlejerk.
what if Kofi wins the Royal Rumble?
>>836063
>a man with a belt already on him winning the rumble
no
>>836063
I would honestly buy tickets to wrestlemania if that happened
>>836063
would be better than any of the obvious part timers that win
>yfw brock vs roman part 2 is basically a lock for wm 32
>yfw rock vs his cousin is the other alternative. ONCE IN A LIFETIME
wake me up inside. Cena isnt winning because thatd be too obvious. Dudes on the fucking poster. If anything hes probably gonna have a match with del rio and squash him
http://strawpoll.me/6303510
http://strawpoll.me/6303510
>>836063
>What if a mid-card comedy act wins the Rumble?
Yeah, okay pal.
