Find a flaw, any flaw
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Should be a face to be honest fambly
>>834664
Hes injured and wont be at mania so I can hold up my A+ player sign.
>>834664
WWE booking
>>834664
Find a draw, any draw
>>834697
He was a heel champion you retard. It's the faces who have to worry about draw power.
>>834664
1) Shit on the microphone
2) Has a lisp
3) Botches a lot of moves
4) He's injured
5) Dating a Nazi
>>834712
dude cesaros gf/fiancee isnt a nazi shes sara del rey.
>>834705
>heel champions don't have to worry about draw power
wew lad
He's not on TV bringing me 10/10 matches every monday night
A flaw is that he isn't also holding up the IC championship
>>834836
this.
>>834664
His Kneecap
>>834664
>Cyberfights.......
>>834664
He hurt Cena, Kane, Sting, and himself.
2 inch cock.
Cant draw for shit.
>>835433
> Kane
?????
>>835435
I'm sorry, I've been up for a few days studying for finals. Brain's a bit mush right now and I just remembered he was hurt in a match WITH Kane and blindly typed it.
Small dick
>>835690
>He doesnt has a BBC
Whitey go away.
>>834664
He is a sandnigger and his dad is a cuck
>>835690
Average is best. Can't please your woman with a pecker, can't go balls deep in that ass with a python. Niggerdicks will never know the pleasure of ass cheek smacking in to your groin.
>>835741
>this post
Have sex
>>835749
make me faggot
>>834664
i-i can't
He's cock-eyed.
>>834664
He settled for being an entertainer rather than a martial artist.
>>836646
>more money
>more fans
>better for your health
>doesn't associate you with redneck retards
Seems like he made the right choice
>>836786
>doesn't associate you with redneck retards
top kek
>>836807
WWE is way more popular in the north
Meanwhile MMA only attracts brazilians and racists
>>834664
He can't go 1 week without flubbing his lines in a promo.
"24 afters"
"tuck your leg between your leg"
"an in..an inany....blblblbl"
"file the finer shot"
>>836811
From what I've seen in Pennsylvania, /wwe/ is a for white trash, while training in MMA, real wrestling, and other martial arts is seen as a display of superior work ethic and character.
>>836594
whatchu gotta genst cock eyed peeple
>>836818
Beating up your wife isn't martial arts
>>834689
Boom.
>>836818
>wwe is a for white trash.
Shit, dude.
Can you tell your Tapout shirt to be quiet, I can't hear you over it, brah.
>>834705
Ahahaahadshfajklsdfhasdlkfj
>being this stupid
>>836819
They have a wider field of vision than me
>>834664
He's holding the fucking title upside down. The fuck man. He does that shit all the time and it never failed to annoy me.
He whined like a bitch so much during their feud I was embarrassed he was even the WWE champ.
His injury was the best possible thing that could happen given we got Sheamus 5:15
>>837520
>doesnt know about the main man
>>837532
Unless he's stealth promoting the Miz it triggers the fuck out of me man.
>>834664
busted knee
he's single-handedly responsible for the roster being so thin right now
>>834705
No excuses.
>>835433
Cmon he tried his best to retire cena, i even forgive him Sting for that
>>837559
>Cena on vacation
>Randy hurt his shoulder taking out trash
>had nothing to do with Bryan
>had nothing to do with Kidd
>had nothing to do with Cesaro
The only person he took out was Sting, and he's a part timer anyway.
>>834664
Well he can't hold the WWE World Heavyweight Championship right side up.
Record low ratings
Non existent mic skills
Boring segments
Nazi gf
>>837752
>Non existent mic skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfQtYisu_-0
>>837688
Nah Brah, he's just advertising Miz TV.
>>838423
>has a handful of good promos in months of fetid shit
Throw enough shit some's gonna stick.
I ain't even ragging on him because he's serviceable at talking I guess but he's just a really vanilla Heel when he speaks. It shows how far the WWE has fallen when the characters they consider Main Event level are this bland.
>>838423
It's weird to see a crowd that dead during a Lesnar entrance.
>>838437
I know what you mean, I just think he's way above non-existent mic skills, I haven't seen any pre-WWE debut stuff from him, but given the total shit booking he got I wouldn't be surprised if the higher ups neutered him during promos too. If they make him look like a bitch in the ring, why would they want him kind of owning fucking HEYMAN on the mic?
>>838473
WWE makes everybody look bad, even the guys it wants to get over
>>838490
Not true, they make Cena and Roman look superhuman, Lesnar look legit unstoppable, I'll concede they're usually making things worse for the individuals, but some, like Rollins, they straight up sabotage.
>>838497
Cena and Reigns are utterly dreadful from a character standpoint, tho, which is what we're talking about
>>838507
They're accidentally made terrible, they want Reigns to sound good, Vince was personally writing his promos for a while, and I guess maybe it kind of worked? They're so cringe-inducing and utterly awful, but they were kid friendly and that's the fanbase they catered to with BMJ.
>>834664
>holding the title upside down
>putting the title on his shoulder to where it looks a bit more like the M from the camera view than a W
>he literally never fucking flipped it
im almost surprised he didnt fuck up that ending of WM pose on the ramp looking back DESU
>>838512
That's...exactly what I've been saying. WWE either intentionally or unwittingly ruins everybody.
Who doesn't love a nazi
Mmmm
>>838559
not high test enough like his fiancee, i bet this chick does everything and lets him fuck as many side chicks as he wants but his fiancee was 12/10
>>838563
get well soon sef
>>838572
I agree his ex was cute but there is something about his nazi
>>838423
>from brock vs jahn vs A+ playa to sheamus vs. roman for the hundreth time
people will actually defend this shit
>>838572
> high test
Meme correctly in future dumbfuck
>>835433
Cena was responsible for the broken nose botch, as was Sting. Watch the matches again
best wrestler
>>834664
Can't hit the Phoenix Splash correctly.
