-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Sheamus
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
>one title changed
Literally why
>>826283
Dubs and Daniel Bryan is back tonight.
Do it for her.
>>826288
nice
>>826289
#SUPERSTAR Diego, he's been underappreciated for far too long!
Will Steph be there?
RAW will be boring tonight. TLC was a crappy PPV.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>826288
Dubs and he breaks his neck walking own the ramp
>>826295
you mean Stefano McMahon?
So, who /a/ here?
>>826299
Will Kevin Owens get his rematch tonight?
# bring back Hulk Hogan
How did Charlotte win? I ahhhh missed that match
where does her butt rank?
>more Dudley jobbing tonight
Swell
>>826299
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild
# bring back Hulk Hogan
>>826306
>>826311
It don't rank it stank.
>>826299
The NEW DAY will be the only good part of tonight.
# bring back hulk hogan
>>826309
Her dad helped her cheat, then Paige got distracted bitching to the ref
>>826318
>bronies are the best part of RAW
What a time to be alive
>>826283
SHEAMUS IS THE HERO WE NEED
>>826299
Charlotte is an untalented tranny.
# bring back hulk Hogan
>>826320
Dirty I see, Paige gonna be crying as always on Raw, fuck the Diva's division man
Stream please?
>>826311
>picking ugliest diva
even fucking Naomi is better looking and shes a negress
>>826444
This poster will get trips but he'll still be the biggest faggot in this thread.
>>826340
pffff, what a loser that guy is
reminder the next two raws will probably have a lot of filler like always and some of the usuals probably won't be on
how is the pre-show better than the show itself?
>>826359
why f am?
>they managed to get the Coke adv deal
Will Raw ever be streamed live on WWE network?
>>826369
interesting matchups without the vince and his "creative team" meddling with stuff
I'm missing RAW tonight. Should I be sad?
>>826299
If Hulk Hogan shows up tonight, the crowd will go wild
>>826299
# Who is the Hogan Poster?
# bring back hulk Hogan
damn IC title looking good on Ambrose
>>826329
>expecting heels to win cleanly
how long have you been watching wrestling, exactly?
>>826408
Aren't they both heel?
>>826408
>thinking Paige has been the face in this feud
how autistic are you?
I hope we see what Kevin Owens is gonna do, most likely rematch and lose again.
Also, now that the fans were all pretty cool with Roman Reigns, Vince is going to go full tard-out right because he thinks Reigns is now THE guy...
They definitely did it right last night, but I hope Vince doesn't think Reigns is gonna get away with tater tot shit again.
>>826375
Idk I guess cuz the holidays, slammys, and its six weeks til next ppv instead of four
Look at the card for the two raws following TLC last year, total filler feuds like Wyatt vs ambrose that ended as soon as January hit
WHATS YOUR SNACKAGE
pulled pork reporting
>>826417
>thinks heel vs heel isn't a thing
>calls others autistic
>>826329
paige isn't at raw I don't think
as mentioned this shit will likely be mostly filler feuds
How's the show gonna be tonight?
>HHH is injured
So what now?
>>826422
almonds and pop corn with a six of coors
>>826423
>thinks charlotte has made a full heel turn
it'll probably happen tonight, but she's a tweener at best
I really hate this Powerpoints they have now instead of actual video clips.
>>826422
Literally ramen.
>>826427
Steph's delicious booty is runnin' the show
>>826335
totes gay
>>826288
Dubs and he retires
please no reigns promo
Damn, I'd give my ballsack to bust 1 nut inside stephanie.
>>826299
Roman Reigns should be fired.
# bring back hulk hogan
>>826299
REMINDER TO REPORT THIS FAGGOT.
How typical of a woman to make it all about herself.
>open stream
>Steph promo
Alright its still shit
Stephanie is an awesome heel. #truth
ROMAN PROMO
PREPARE YOUR ANGUS
welp, theres noone in the ring to punch
so it looks like hes gonna talk
Guys... I think I'm starting to like Roman Reigns...
Stream please stream please
>>826486
Amazing what good booking can do, huh?
Suspended until Rumble.
Will be #30.
calling it now
>>826486
Don't worry, he'll open his mouth soon.
>>826486
He is so cute, more people should like him
nothing to see here :)
>Thank you roman chants in Philly
Ok WWE has succesfully brainwashed everyone. Im out
>>826502
This is what I'm afraid of.
>>826486
They're doing what they should have been doing with him from the start, finally. Quiet (not silent) badass that just beats the shit out of everyone No more smartass "Look, I can be funny!" promos. I can get behind that, but he still needs to improve his moveset.
inb4 Roman spears Steph
>You better have something sharp to say
Roman Reigns, saying something sharp.
>>826379
no, why would they want to lose ad money?
>>826513
is this really Philly?
>>826477
What stream?
>>826513
Closed-minded faggots are always welcome to leave.
Who ready for /newnitro/ here
HE'S FUCKING UP
GUYS GUYS GUYS
NO NO NO NO DAMN IT
Ramen is so terrible on the mic
WHAT I LOST SO FAR ?
>>826532
Steph's milk duds?
>>826546
even more proof only the IWC neckbeards hate roman.
VINCE!!!
I want to kill myself.
Slammy's when?
>popping for Vince
top kek
BINCE?!
SHIT GOT REAL - DADDY'S HOME
VINCE
steph like "i'm telling dad!"
Mr. Out-Of-Touch, comin' down.
>Not firing him
>HHH asked not
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE.
IS THIS JUST FAN-TA-SEA
kill me now
Here comes Vince to side with Roman.
PREPARE YOURSELVES, FAGGOTS. ROMAN GOES ROCK IN 3... 2...
How will they make Roman look strong against
Daddy Vince?
I'm coming
That poor little pony :(
in b4 vince takes roman's side >_>
>>826622
Spear him
>Gets slapped like 4 times
>Cant do anything about it
WHAT A GREAT FUCKING WAY[ TO BOOK PEOPLE THAT FIGHT FOR A LIVING YOU STUPID RETARDED EGOMANIACAL WOMAN WHO WANTS TO BE MORE OVER THAN THE TALENT.
>Vince shows up
>says I'll leave it up to someone else next week until then you're suspended
>next week
>Shane comes out
Would mark out tbqh.
>>826513
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>826642
Shane would get a huge face pop though
>>826513
>Thank you roman chants in Philly
Honestly, who wouldn't thank anyone for (kayfabe) slaughtering HHH?
Didn't they just release Santa's Little Helper on DVD like a week ago?
The slammy ad needs to kill it's self
Super Star of the Year.
Vote for either Brock or Dean.
>ziggler
If we already know he's just going to be buried further why bother? Just future endeavor him already.
>>826662
but haitch is based, he gave us NXT and pushed the greatest wrestler of our generation to the moon
>>826658
It depends on where it is though.
Remember Evolution's pop last year? Neither do I.
>>826685
Kayfabe, dude. Kayfabe.
>>826685
weird how HHH is somehow able to book Circles around Vince.
>>826699
>kayfabe
>still existent
lel
>>826710
if kayfabe were truly dead, Roman would be for real fired.
>>826699
Dub dubs. Check'd.
>Roman not even in the ring and still talking about him while a champion is having a match
anyone post pic of Romans post slapped face ?
>>826710
Read what he fucking said, idiot.
>>826685
I dont think it was haitch that pushed him
What have I missed?
Guys...why am I still watching this show? I couldn't even stand to look at all the Roman cocksucking last night.
They are literally trying to remake him as the Rock AND Stone Cold combined. It's horrible. Even Vince is coming to help push him over.
>>826306
We all /a/ son
>Diving through the ropes is SO CRAZY
After watching Lucha Underground and seeing people backflip off the top rope on a regular basis this is just so lame
>>826306
Reporting.
>>826742
And Bryan.
>>826749
its not about the spots dude... i prefer to see a good in-ring story with smark reaction tean a fucking spotfestival...
>>826299
Nobody can stop the Hogan Poster
# bring back Hulk Hogan
>Ziggler
Can't wait for Smartboosters to impersonate him in their review. :^)
>>826775
Do you not watch a lot of LU? There's some serious storytelling in their matches.
>this is awesome
jesus christ
Owens is here and he looks hungry!
>>826299
Hulk Hogan is the biggest name in Wrestling.
# bring back Hulk hogan
>>826801
save your popcorn save your soda.
>>826794
This is awesome chant is the cancer of cancers of chants
>Ziggler wins
TOP KEK
>same thing as roman
Based JBL
>Kick Ziggler in the leg
>He almost does a front flip
Finally, Owens looks stronk
>>826299
Stephanie slapped the crap out of gay Roman Reigns.
# bring back Hulk hogan
>>826699
Even in Kayfabe Roman had little no reason to attack Haitch.
>Gave roman a 100% fair shot with a fatal 4 way for Number 1 Contender that he won.
>Seth gets injured, so Haitch decides to offer Roman a quicker trip to the top and he refuses
>Haitch goes to shake Roman's hand and Roman Spears him, and then gets cashed in on
>Roman is given his rematch, with a handicap yes, but one he almost won with anyway
>Haitch gives him ANOTHER SHOT at TLC
>Roman loses, and goes apeshit on Sheamus, which Haitch tries to stop and Roman mauls the fuck out of him.
>RAW
>quality headsets
>>826299
Hulk Hogan has defeated Vince before.
# bring back Hulk Hogan
REMINDER TO REPORT HOGAN FAGGOT.
every segment tonight commentary will be talking about Reigns... it is a shit night. And fuck Vince too, he is just gonna suck on Roman's tater tots latter
>>826304
they all have that Menard's guy smile that looks like they're trying to break their teeth holding their jaw so tight
>>826469
>not liking based hogan
>>826299
Somebody mad and sad they aren't the Hogan Poster. You mad bro?
# bring back Hulk Hogan
>>826793
of course i do, i didnt tellits not the case.. just wanted to mark out that a suicide dive can be amazing like a sunset flip or so with the right telling, wwe fucks that up ... well the Dean match was a nice one imo
>>826885
fuck hogan and fuck the hogan posting faggot.
I am the only one who laughs super hard on the stupid stuff that is happening? So much technical errors around there!
>>826299
Hogan Poster has been going strong since July. Haters must be new. lol
# bring back Hulk hogan
>>826898
>>826299
Everyday Hogan Poster is posting. Everyday Hogan Poster is posting.
# bring back hulk Hogan
How am I supposed watch season finally of Fargo knowing Vinny Mac is going to be on tonight!?
>mf
>le sad fat man
>every segment has to mention ROMAN REIGNS
>they opened the show with a combination of the two worst options possible for a new worst option
if Kevin Owens wasn't so goddamn good than I probably wouldn't be watching
They shouldn't let Tommy Dreamer and Rhyno talk.
THEY JUST SHOWED BUBBA WEARING A CONFEDERATE FLAG BANDANNA
BAN BAN BAN BAN
Where Paul E at?
>this greatest hits tour angle
Fuck this.
>>826283
>These fucking after school special camera edits and shots
>>826299
Dudley boys cut a good promo with flashbacks tonight. Nice.
# bring Back hulk hogan
>hurr Reigns is shit on the mic
>KO ends up somehow talking EVEN worst than him
kek
>>826924
>That look
Jesus H Christ...
>>826950
Who?
>British ads full of pakis, indians and blacks
Britannia, what happened to you?
>>826942
The brilliant filmmaking of Kevin Dunn
>>826953
You must be smoking heaps of crack if you thought
>i-i'm a disgrace NO U
was better than what Owens said.
>>826953
DAE hate le smarks? So ebin.
>that ECW retirement home promo
>>826950
>good
I'm not sure you know what that word means
>>826967
>>826972
He talks like he has lard stuck in his throat.
>>826299
Vinnie Mac comes back tonight with Hulk Hogan. The crowd goes wild.
>>826977
I wish Brian Pillman was still alive, can you imagine how based his career would've been and still would be?
>R-Truth hasn't retired yet
>>826953
>thinking owens promo was worse than reigns
are you VKM?
What's Up! What's Up! What's Up!
>>826299
R Truth is terrible at rapping and wrestling.
# Bring back hulk hogan
Truth just got me so hype.
R Truth should really come out with a new song.
>R-Truth
>>826999
I can't believe Vince hasn't already arrived to watch a black man do the job to a legacy.
Bo LIEVEEEEEE!!!!
BO!
my erection!
>R-Truth vs Bo Dallas
Saving the best match of the year for the end of the year.
Good Choice WWE
>tfw truth older than booker t
Literally why is this a match
Jobber v Jobber
Why?
NOW I'M A BOLIEVER!
>>826989
>Hogan comes out in blackface
>Vince comes out dressed as a Native American
WE ARE THE NATION OF APPROPRIATION
>>827014
...and Bo Dallas
Yes, this is how we go in a "new direction"
Will R-Truth ever get his push he deserves? He's deserved one since that promo where he may have legit not supposed to come out and walked back his great victory speech.
>>827037
who jobs harder?
Vince looks so old.
>cutting to a backstage segment DURING A FUCKING MATCH
Hey guys, you're buried as fuck.
>>827031
He isn't. Booker is 50
They missed a great comedy opportunity to have people showing up in limos that weren't Vince.
Any stream links?
>vkm arriving during this match
>Bo Dallas and R-Truth jobbing to Vince's limo
RIP
Vince is gonna fire them both.
>>827055
How long have you been watching?
The Miz and Truth were a dominant Heel team for a while...yes, there was such a time.
Vince still has the strut.
I wish Roman Reigns would just go away for a couple months. I wanna like him, but I'm so sick of hearing about him and looking at him that I don't think anything they do at this point will really win me over.
>Arriving in the middle of the fucking match
JOBBERS FUCKING LEAVE
no chance in hell
NO CHANCE IN HELL
Fuck your match, Vince is here!
FUCK THESE JOBBERS, IT'S TIME FOR VINCE
>>827037
So they can both job to Vince, apparently.
fucking Vince ruining Bo time!
>>827086
Retire you senile old fuck.
>>826299
Vinnie Mac showed up early tonight.
# bring back Hulk Hogan
>>827086
Vince plz...
Aw damn i like truth
GET THE HELL OUTTA MY RING
BURYING YOUR TALENT
You know Vince passionately hates every single mark in Philly.
>Bo Dallas
>No chance in Hell
>Major Changes are coming
>everything is just as inspirational
And Bo and R-Truth Job to Vince.
at least they're getting a paycheck I guess.
>There's a man sweating profusely backstage
Don't talk about Kevin Owens like that
>lol get the fuck out jobbers
>God Almighty
But you beat him at Backlash 2006 Vince, God's a fucking chump.
>>827086
Do an angle with Trump again Vince.
I both love and hate Vince can just show up and stop a match like that
>inb4 he wants to shake Romans hand.
>Roman Reigns Superman punches Vince
>Vince Dies
DUBY DUBY EEEE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COMMERCIAL YOU JUST KILLED ANY HEAT THIS SEGMENT HAD
Vince sitting down to protect his quads.
>tries to give the boss the shit chair
Get this dumbass outta here
Oh man, I need a gif of him kicking the chair away from that beta staffer
>>827148
This is a scary, very real possibility.
>>827151
He looks like he just shit himself.
>>827148
I thought the same thing, he's gonna give Roman one of those "YOU'VE GOT TESTICULAR FORTITUDE" speeches.
>GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING
>>827042
Worked
>>826299
Vince could never stop a Hulk Hogan match.
# bring back Hulk Hogan
Fucking Reigns is going to run a gauntlet the rest of the show that if he doesn't win he's fired.
>Big Show
>Rusev
>Barrett
>Sheamus
He beats them all. But then...
>Lesnar
>>827131
>>827086
Yes Vince, you're right, but that may as well have been forever ago.
R-Truth needs a push as a face too. I thought he had it in the King Wars vs Barrett.
And now buried by Vince too...
What the hell was the point of having a match? "fuck this wrestling bullshit, i'm gonna talk!"
>There's a man sweating profusely backstage
>>827169
He's so fuckin old now
>>827131
lel
stops match just to say "nah, we'll talk later Reigns".... fuck! Well at least Bo was there for a moment
lol, Seriously?
>Our ratings are so bad... please stay and watch Vince McMahon sit in a chair by ringside for the next 2 hours.