-OFFICIAL WWE TLC THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Sheamus
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Image limit hit so new thread
Wyatt match ending was the biggest fuck you Vince gave us
>Wyatts win for once
>Dean gets belt
2 out of 8 is okay
>>823537
Oh fuck off, mark. What's the point of having a bunch of old men past their prime in the ring if not to put over fresh talent?
Deandido finally won a belt.
What is this gay shit?
I'm happy they're finally solidifying a heel in charlotte...sort of.
Current predictions. We'll have 3 clean sweepers if Sheamus retains.
>>823578
Not this, I wanted them to win, but teasing the flaming table and not doing it was a fuck you
>>823578
The problem isn't that the Wyatts won, the problem is that it happened in the shittiest way possible.
>I PAY €12.99 A MONTH TO SEE JEWELLERY SHOPPING
>noami knows jewelry
oh fuck off. This is sweet and all but I don't care!
>>823578
They could've at least had Bubba light the table on fire first 2bh
>>823578
Anon is probably bitching about the table on fire tease
>expecting that on a PG show
>guy wearing a seth rollins t shirt
SETH OVER AS FUCK
>Naomi at KAY
>"Contemporary Vintage" ring
wat
>>823619
which he will.
Also is it even possible for the diva's to not be fucking high schoolers?
>>823653
God I miss rollins.
>>823650
Bryan put Kane through a flaming table
>>823619
>mfw this is the closest I've ever gotten to a clean sweep
Come on Sheamus!
T A T E R T O T S
>>823672
Ditto here. Cheering for the Great White Lobster!
Why does Sheamus yell 'FELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' when he comes out?
>>823725
Why don't you?
>>823725
FELLA---TIO!!!
>>823638
NFL and other real sports do the same shit. Granted I am drunk as hell so yeah.
>Main event 40 minutes before end of show
I know that PPVs usually end 10 or 15 minutes before the hour, but come on....
>>823725
He's irish
>>823619
I'm ready to be disappointed.
>That WhatCulture WWE sign
>>823725
Its some gaelic phrase meaning clear the path or something like that.
Also is it normal for the champion to enter first? strange
>dat subdied high pitched shriek for Roman
Oh man.
MUTED CROWD
>>823725
He says 'Faugh a ballagh'. It's an old Gaelic war cry meaning "clear the way".
>champion coming out first
my 1 pet peeve in wrestling is this, its 1 simple thing that makes the champion look better.
fuck this company
>>823766
There was a Joe Cronin Show sign as well, I think
>>823784
I can't remember WWE having the champion out last in a long time.
Sheamus' entrance is so fucking cool though.
Jesus christ this match.
BASED CROWD!
WE WANT CENA
>>823784
Heels almost always come out first, been that way forever.
the WWE world heavyweight champion shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-at
>wat lillian
what were they chanting?
We want Cena, We want ???
>They'd rather see Cena with the WWE Title
Can't blame them.
>>823803
Last I remember was Bork at WM Triangle.
>>823812
CENA SUCKS
What is the crowd saying ?
its boston.
>>823826
We want Cena, Cena sucks
Yes, Cole. This really should be Roman's last opportunity. How many shots at a title is normal before you have to walk to the back of the line again?
>Cena chants
Boston a shit
>>823826
Mr. Ass
#BringBackBillyGunn
>>823837
We want Cena, Cena sucks
CENA CHANTS IM WEAK SENPAI
>>823826
>We Want Cena
>Cena Sucks
C'mon Boston, this match isn't THAT bad... yet.
>>823837
We want Cena
Cena sucks
The crowd is already disinterested after a minute.
>>823837
We want cena
cena sucks
>>823830
They're in bawwwwston, of course they're chanting for cena, like if they were in chicago there'd be punk chants.
>>823854
>implying you'd go along with this shit if you had to watch it in person
>WE WANT CENA
On a scale of 1-10, how much of a kek is Roman?
desu, I'd rather watch Cena, too.
>>823869
Cena isn't even from Boston though
You've redeemed yourself, Boston
>>823869
They already chanted for Punk tonight.
Big Match John vs Big Dog Rom soon.
You know, sometimes I feel a bit bad for Ramen
>>823849
The native breeding grounds of the Boston crab and John Cena.
>John Cena return confirmed
>Reigns wins the match
>Haitch comes out and says Cena deserves a title shot immediately because he's John Cena
>John Cena kills Roman
>Roman cries again
>>823869
Wasn't there CM Punk chants earlier anyways?
You know WWE fucked up when people actually want Cena back. Vince just accidentally made the ultimate Cena push.
That chair scared the shit out of me 2bqh
>>823855
Mr. Ass was the dumbest gimmick. And he was a jobber to The Rock. Fuck him.
>>823898
Jesus christ I hope not
Shamus is pretty badass
>>823890
honestly would be better than either Reigns winning or Sheamus Retaining.
Bet your bottom dollar though League of Nations is gonna run in and handcuff Roman to a ring rope or some contrived bullshit because lolheel.
>>823917
Yes, there were.
>>823899
That always happens when Cena goes away for a while. Suddenly the crowd realizes how good he is compared to the other guys on the roster and starts chanting for him. Then he comes back, huge pop, wins a match or two. And then the crowd goes back to love/hating him again.
Whoa, since when did the wwe threads move to asp? Lel
>>823881
He's from Massachusetts, it's close enough.
What are the crowd chanting? "We want Bryan"?
WE MISS ROLLINS
>>823917
Probably the next chant
>We want Rollins
Yeah it's not just a Boston thing.
We want big show chant when?
>>823936
Been here since 2002
>>823926
Chanting cm punk makes you a bigger mark than the people who chant WHAT
>Chanting EC Dub for a shitty suplex through a table
I don't even remember hearing an ECW chant during the ECW-Wyatt match.
>>823899
>WE WANT [insert literally anybody]
>ECW ECW ECW
This match should never have happened. Both of these guys should have been released a long time ago.
>>823952
Katie Vick chant first
Feel a bit bad for Sheamus desu.
When will kyle o' reilly save wwe?
>ECW Chants
What the fuck is wrong with these "people"?
How the fuck is Seamus in the main event.... Wtf am I even watching?
>>823875
I wouldn't shit on a match (or talent) two minutes into a match to chant for someone not even present at the arena.
So no, I would go along with it. If it's obvious that they are performing at a lackluster workrate and don't give a shit, then maybe do something at the end of a match. I don't have the attention span of a gnat, nor do I throw fits. Everyone knew that this was the main event, if you don't want to see it, why did you pay (or haven't already left to beat traffic) to be there? Only idiot smarks and asshole marks chant out of boredom for something that they KNEW WOULD HAPPEN THAT THEY CHOSE SPECIFICALLY TO VIEW. They're like fucking five-year olds.
already calling the League of Nations/Boreman Family run in spot
>>823969
what are you on about, they were chanting it when team ECW made their entrance.
>>823969
I wish I could believe that was mere coincidence.
I want some color.
>>823969
Did you not see the match? They chanted it when Team Extreme entered the ring.
Damn, that cut on Sheamus' tricep stands out
>>823991
Did they do it for any spot? I think it's kind of cheating with entrances.
>>823980
> Not realizing Cena has been booed to shit in Boston more than once.
This is the most boring TLC match that I've ever seen.
OMFG Shavedmooses arm is scraped censor that shit!
>>823983
They want literally anything else but Roman and Sheamus. I don't blame them. Who the fuck can blame them? You can send out any other two individuals on the roster and it'd be better than this shit.
>this fucking camera zooming
>>823969
They chanted ECDub when Team ECW walked in but those few marks did that shit chant right there.
>Worst "Holy Shit" chant ever.
>>823997
How ya dern?
>>824001
I think there was one really early on when they were tossing the garbage cans in and shit. The match kinda died after the first table botch.
Damn, that clothesline looked smooth as fuq
crowd completely dead. You can literally hear individual conversations and people yelling out stupid shit.
zero hype for this crap
>>823988
>if you don't want to see it, why did you pay
probably because they wanted to see the tag team match, the ic championship, and literally nothing else.
>>824011
Swagger vs one of the Matadors
>those guys trying to start a holy shit chant
Sheamus is giving Reigns some stiffies
Stream froze during Holy shit chants
>>824007
>walk over and do this spot
>walk over and do that spot
Truly awful.
love my spots.
>Holy Shit chants
Again, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
Just have Neville come out and do flippy ladder shit on both guys for no reason.
>>824033
Send out Strowman and El Dorito.
>>824041
When do you suggest they say Holy Shit?
>>823928
>And then the crowd goes back to love/hating him again.
usually because they can't book him as a wins some/lose some competitor.
DANIEL BRYAN
>>824052
If Bork came out and and killed both of these guys.
>>824052
For this match? Never.
>Daniel Bryan chants
LMFAO shame us got fucking killed
>If we break more things, people will think we're having a better match!
Christ, this is agonizing.
>It's a 2old Weirdo thread
>>824025
So they cry and bitch instead of just leaving if they don't want to see this match? IT'S THE END OF THE CARD, JUST FUCKING LEAVE AND HAVE A WANK OR SOMETHING IF YOU'RE BORED. Do you eat part of a meal that you don't want because "eh, I payed for it so even though I won't enjoy it, I should eat it and complain about what I'd rather be eating the whole time"?
>>823999
them trips really stand out...
also when did seamus get a visual update?
snap city
OK seriously, I started noticing it with Del Rio, and now Shaemus. Is everybody sandbagging Reigns hard when he does that powerbomb lift, is it because of his hernia, or is he just shit?
THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
umm did all the streams died at once?
>>823928
Just turn him heel already. Have him start a faction like Hogan in NWO. Cena would be over huge as a heel.
SOOBERMAN CHAIR
>>824073
dumbasses gonna dumbass bro.
>NXT
Fucking disaster of a match
>>824052
That one move the Peruvian did to the Haitian through the ladder
>>824082
shit
why is roman rain the only person allowed to do a chair shot to the head?
>>824090
WWE Network is up.
Crowd seems to have a hard time deciding who to boo more.
>NXT
First chair shot to the head in years?
>>824082
He's just nowhere near as strong as wwe hypes him up to be.
>>824082
think you answered your own question
>>824082
just because they call him a "powerhouse" doesn't mean he is. It's the Batista Doctrine.
Are they really dragging out this match? And the Crowd is chanting "NXT"
>>824082
You can't help with the powerbomb lift unless they are lifting you normally. If you try it will look fake as fuck they just have to power you up.
>NXT chants
Haitch wins!
S A V E
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L
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>all those pieces of metal ladder
Probably made in China
>wooden ladder
Is there really 20 minutes left?
THIS MATCH NEEDS TO END ASAP.
STOP BREAKING SHIT. IT DOESN'T MAKE THE MATCH ANY BETTER. VINCE GODDAMMIT!
>>824106
Swagger gave Del Rio one earlier, though it wasn't a very direct one. More threw it at his face.
NXT is more over than WWE main event
They literally just spray painted a wooden ladder silver.
would abeen a decent time for a holy shit chant but i digress bc fuck seamus, b lister for sure
>>824129
18 minutes left in the PPV
>The metal ladder just snapped right at the particle board mid section, I CAN'T BELIEVABLE!
Lel, that ladder is clearly made of wood.
would anyone spoonfeed me a stream?
state of your WWE
Is this the worst TLC match of all time?
>>824174
more like 8
Oh my, the commentary team is standing up. It's serious business now.
Bad News when?
>>824174
Fuck
there's no way this ends without someone running out
> mfw Sheamus and Reigns are out on injury
>>824182
network.wwe.com
>>824186
Even Edge vs Flair was better
Man Sheamus really selling that spot.
>>824114
Sin Cara's looks smooth and he's like half his size. WTF is up with that?
does wwe get double sided ladders custom made?
S
A
V
E
T H E
T A B L E
thats shit is not even metalic.
>>824182
Why? It's literally over in ten minutes.
Is this worse than Survivor Series?
>mandrama
>>824204
>literally everyone worthy of note is out on injury in wwe
I want to see how they'd cope with that; debut more NXT guys, or use the superstars that haven't been competing actively that they already have
>>824219
eh, good point
I'll just torrent in the morning
LMFAO roman doesnt know how to bump off a ladder holy shit he killed himself
>>824212
hes literally one of the strongest guys on the roster, in one of cenas dvds his name was top 2 in a few of the records in cenas gym that he lets NXT guys use.
>>824227
No. This PPV at least had some good matches.
>>824231
Debut guys they have no idea what to do with? Look at Tyler Breeze
BASED JUSTICE LEAGUE
That was pretty cool
The table was obvious though
SWERVE
>That top of ladder Superman punch
Best part of this match
BASED LEAGUE OF NATIONS
>RAW tier heel run-in
bravo vince
>>824231
>use the superstars that haven't been competing actively that they already have
that's how we got sheamus champ
not that I'm complaining, I love sheamus
>>824231
Why doesn't the WWE just bring a truck full of money to Brock and tell him he's going to be a full timer?
JUST
>being over 10 years old
>watching mandrama
thank god you were kicked out of /sp/.
>>824216
think so, because eveyrybody elses ladders are shitty as fuck.
CAN HE OVER COME THE ODDS TO WIN THE TITLE
CAN ROMAN REIGNS OVER COME LE ODDS
WHERE IS AMBROSE
WHERE ARE THE USOS
100% predictable
I AM
I AM
I AM
I AM THE TABLE
Where is Wade?
WHERE THE FCK IS AMBROS
WHERE IS BARRET
Wow. Roman is so fucking done.
Where the fuck is reigns "family"
ehhh where is the family or brotherhood whatever it is called?
N T R
T
R
Roman always overcomes the odds
MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG
F E L L A
E
L
L
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Dean is polishing his belt so he doesn't give a shit about this
Bah, I thought something else would have happened, looked like it was so close to happening
>>824277
Ambrose is drunk.
Usos are too busy helping black guys propose to white girls.
Alright, that was pretty good with the punch on the ladder
>let's put a RAW match on pay per view
>THAT FINISH
Well, that was anticlimactic
>THE CITY OF RAMEN
dude sheamus fucking sucks... this product has no talent... at least deaner won
What a shit ending at least he won
>>824303
or not.
GOTTA HAVE REIGNS OVERCOME THE ODDS
Is this the end for Ramen?
>>824303
no
I actually got a clean sweep for the first time.
I just wish it wasn't this PPV.
>>824284
H-he's holding off Ambrose and the Uso's, r-right guys?
SAVE
THE
TABLE
wow fuck this shit
this shitty feud will continue until wrestlemania
That was fucking ASS
Can we please have Roman Reigns fuck off now? This chase shit is not working. What the fuck are they doing?
WWE Creative
Reminder that they're just saving the big win for either the Rumble or Mania
HEEL TURN
>Sasha Banks is my waifu
Which one of you is it
>Sasha Banks is my waifu
>roman winning the rumble AGAIN
Where is BNB?
New respect for sheamus, he took a lot of punishment tonight. I think it was funny how near the end they were acting like Roman had been through so much shit but sheamus is the one who really deserves props this match, they need to stop making reigns into daniel bryan it's gay as shit.
>we gotta put up with another month of Sheamus being a gobbledy gooker
>we gotta put up with another month of Reigns being the underdog while simultaneously beating Sheamus on a week to week basis.
>SORE LOSER REIGNS
ECW ECW ECW ECW
>>824352
who cares? This is only hurting him. By then some of the injured guys will be back
HEEL TURN INCOMING
IS HE GOING HEEL?
2 browns holding up white master race.
>its beautiful
