/asp/ is /wwe/
>Raw had lowest ratings ever this week
>ticket sales are plummeting
>Top talent all injured or away
>le Goat yesman most likely done for good
>Champs are all heels
>storylines non existent
>tater tots
Well, Here we are.
Weakest wrestlemania coming right up too, no way are they filling 100k with this roster
>>816912
Oh shit, right it's in AT&T Stadium in Dallas. fucking thing is huge.
If that show sucks as bad as we think it will they will lose a lot of money.
When do the tickets go on sale?
>>816912
they'll just bring back Goldberg or some part timer
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>>816915
already did, sold out.
>>816918
WORKED
O
R
K
E
D
fucking mark
It's 2000 WCW all over again
How you want your show pham?
The fake laugh Roman does after the tater tots joke fucking kills me. I have it on a loop.
>>816908
Brock vs Alberto Del Rio apparently happening at the live show on the 19th.
>>816924
TATER
>>816920
I tried to get tickets, they were gone, ticketmaster doesnt care about any angle fuccboi, they care about the money.
>>816927
Oh wow amazing.
>house show
>>816929
there is no way they sold out 100k, they release tickets in stages
>>816927
that could be pretty based actually
>inb4 they try to shoot fight and they both end up hurt.
THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>816927
>the state of any belt when it's not on cena
>>816929
>buying tickets for a non existing card
>>816935
>>816932
>they release tickets in stages
3 presales and the general sale for the world is what they did
you forget about all the people that make a vacation out of from euro land and such. Only way now is buying stubhub tickets
>>816935
CENA SWALLOWS
CENA SWALLOWS
ECW crowds are the best
>>816940
>yuropoors buying plane tickets and wm tickets to watch wrestlemania
>yuropoors stay up till 2 to watch RAW
KEK
>>816943
>yuropoors stay up till 2 to watch RAW
'no' the non retarded ones watch it the next day online
i just wanna look good for ya good for ya uh huh
i wanna fuck bayley in the butt!
https://vimeo.com/148543582
It looks like Jake Roberts is back on coke again.
>>816961
>McMahon takes a niche sport and makes it into big shit
>it completely tanks
Vince should save raw if he gives a single shit. All he needs to do is literally show up on raw and slap some guys around and bury some guys
WWE and the vidya industry are one in the same now
Salvation lies in outlaw wrestling
>>816917
Why I love Baron Corbin
Baron Corbin joins and is a loner. He takes on multiple opponents, defeating them from his natural skill. The matches are quick, and even the ones that weren't, such as his first brief rivalry with Bull Dempsey, result in him winning.
The crowd gets into it at first, counting through his matches. He's happy; this rookie already has a bit of the crowd on his side. He carries on, winning continually, and the crowd start to get worried. See, they've turned this counting thing into a gimmick, and the crowd is conditioned to not want to see gimmicks in the main event. They start to boo, hoping to make Corbin lose more. He doesn't, but he's worried about losing the support of the crowd so soon.
Enter Rhyno.
This old veteran is well respected by the crowd. If Corbin can take down the Rhyno , the crowd are bound to support him. He tries to beat Rhyno, but ultimately falls short. He has a devastating loss when he needed it the most. It's ironic: the crowd hated him because he never lost, and now that he has lost against a fan hero like Rhyno, they still boo him.
He thinks it's the end, but Rhyno doesn't. Rhyno sees what Corbin did, and he respects the struggle. See, Rhyno knows the struggle. He's been through it. He wrestled with Edge and Christian when he started out, before ECW, before WCW. They wrestled on the then-independent circuit until E&C got their break in WCW or WWF. The up-and-coming team that had started got separated. What's more, E&C got promoted while their friend Rhyno got left behind. He was always the odd one out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9b-zGV6dXg
This is why you don't challenge the Smeekboosters.
>>816976
Always though you guys were autistic but now I'm convinced you're just retarded
Also can you stop spamming your shitty videos please?
>>816976
>calls us neckbeard autists
>can't go one episode without bashing Ziggler or going MUH ATTITUDE ERA
Wew Lad
>>816968
This honestly.
Everyone marks out for Vince. Its not like he's wheelchair bound.
Bring back old "Mr. McMahon".
Comes out pissed off, chastises Hitach and Steph in the ring. Says he's gonna "shake things up" establish, faces stable against LoN/Authority heels. Vince vs Authority.
Idk, it'd probably suck and its been done, but shit man its better then Shamus v Roman and tater tots.
You can send any 1 NXT wrestler to go to the main roster immediately after Takeover: London, who do you pick?
>>816983
big cass with his manager enzo.
>>816982
i don't mark out for vince, i mark out for shane
>He's not a demon balor mark
>>816983
Apollo Crews
>>816989
18+
>>816989
Come on man, as much as he's fucked the product up recently he's who we have to thank for this whole thing.
But Shane was cool too.
>>816983
Samoa Joe
>>816983
None, because it's usually a death sentence. Movesets get stripped down, promos get more scripted and badly written, booking is worse and so on. If you like any of the NXT stars you should want them to stay there.
>>816993
HERE COMES THE MONEY
here we go
money talksss
HERE COMES THE MONEY
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
DOLLA DOLLA
DOLLA DOLLA
>>816998
CHING CHING
BLING BLING
CUT THE CHATTER
YOU AIN'T TALKING MONEY THEN YOUR TALKING DON'T MATTER
>>816998
remember when he came back and had 0 reaction
>>817004
I remember, thats why I always laugh when people imply he would get the biggest pop ever if he returned.
>>817004
None of the classic guys have reactions anymore besides The Rock and Stone Cold. Kids don't know who these guys are.
>>816970
but he beat Rhyno. That's why people don't like him, in that match he landed like 3 punches, a kick, and then End of Days. He was boring as hell in the ring at the time, much better now that he actually wrestles with more than one move.
>triple h starts browsing reddit
>wwe dies
reddit literally kills everything
everything
>>816917
can you please use a trip so i can filter your nonsense?
>>817010
true. i was a big fan of the rage comics back then and then reddit literally killed it 2000 feet under
>>816976
Why do you keep shilling this channel?
It's just two dumb mongoloids screaming
HURR ME NO LIEK SMARKS DURRRRRRRRR
>>817004
Remember when he single handedly beat 3 professional athletes during said return? The Lgeacy got buried so hard.
>>817014
whatever backlash 2009 was fucking GOAT
Reminder that Bryan is done.
>>816924
Can you push Leati Anoaʻi sir?
>WWE divas will never pose for playboy again
F*** YOU PG
>>817052
>Masturbating to playboy spreads
Disgusting vermin.
>>817054
18+
Torrie took all my cum for a couple of months
>>817026
>i wish nigel was here
>>817026
Save us please based Bryan
>>817052
Actually, they might.
Now that Playboy is no longer doing nude shoots.
I fucking hate this Earth.
>>817052
negro even if it wasn't pg there will never be a diva posing nude for playboy again
I wish my country had tater tots.
Who /PeyPeyRoyce/ here?
>>817068
>I fucking hate this Earth
by Earth, you mean China
GUYS, SMACKDOWN IS ON!
>>817052
Good. They deserve to be known for their in ring talents, not their bodies. Don't be such a misogynist.
>>817068
They still have their internet site and television channel(s) though so it may still happen on another format.
>>817091
right here, she alreadys like the LWO that bodes well for me.
>>817090
they are pretty elite.
>>817113
pls
>>817065
he couldnt save himself man, hes going to save his veggie farm though.
>>817120
Your loss bro, you're missing this 5-star match between ADR and Roman Reigns with his alliance of faces at ringside.
>>816908
>Champs are all heels
So... what was the problem again?
there's a tranny on ufc right now.
>>817127
Heels are booked as cowardly losers 99.9% of the time which makes for shit tv and predictable raws.
>>817127
There's no believable storyline or face to fight them?
>>817128
There's also one in WWE
>>817123
Do they have any potato products?
guys...
daniel bryan is going to return at the royal rumble.
Screenshot this post.
If he doesn't, I will record a video of me peeing out my second floor window onto the rocks below the day after the rumble.
>>816908
RIP Pro-wrestling.
Vince finally killed you.
>>817118
>That fivehead
W E W
>>817143
still better than sashas at least.
GUYS if you wanna watch a 5-star match right now, Tyler Breeze v. Dolph Ziggler is on!
>>817145
Was about to say this, Sasha is just fucking atrocious.
This other chicks facial structure makes it work okay.
>current state of wwe
>>816912
>Weakest wrestlemania coming right up too, no way are they filling 100k with this roster
they will throw Stone Cold Steve Austin at the Texas crowd.
Is there a PPV this weekend?
>>817148
>This other chicks facial structure makes it work okay.
>>817157
Yes.
>It's a Dolph Ziggler has an injured limb match
>>817157
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>>817143
the lens on her camera makes it worse
>>817161
And don't forget, it's only $9.99! You are saving FORTY dollars!
>>817164
FUCK! Sorry vince, I'll get it right next time.
>>817164
You'd have to be a complete idiot to pay for our PPVs! The network is only $9.99!
>>817162
Sure it does, pal. Sure it does.
>>817167
>There are retards that pay full price for our ppvs when our award winning wwe network is only 9.99$ a month
>Watching smackdown
>>817148
>Sasha is just fucking atrocious.
>This other chicks facial structure makes it work okay.
Lol no
>>817170
I'm watching for my Beckyfu desu
>>817171
>Posts a picture of sasha looking ugly to go along with his post
baka desu senpai
>>817171
>a rat killing one of it's own
barbaric
>>816921
2000 WCW wasn't so bad, definitely not as bad as current WWE. Their roster was still packed full of top stars
>>817174
I wasn't posting it to prove anything. Sorry I insulted you're "waifu"
>>817177
>using the term waifu
kysfam
>>817171
>>817170
But The New Day is on.
And up next is the riveting 2-on-1 handicap match of Ryback vs. The Ascension!
Not to mention the main event, which will be an explosive 8-man tag team between Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and the Usos vs. the League of Nations!
And we still have a contract signing between Dean and Kevin!!!
>>817176
This. They at least had people.
>>817174
She is ugly you fuck.
>>817180
>All this aggression cause I said she had a fivehead
>IS THAT A CINNAMON BUN ON YOUR HEAD?
Would WWE be better today if WCW was still around? That is, if WCW was still a competition for WWE.
>>817202
If WCW was still legitimate competition, then I would think, yes, WWE would be better.
>>817202
Would benoit and eddie still be alive?
>Would punk have walked out?
Would the streak still be intact?
Would hogan have said nigger?
Would the wwe network still be just $9.99 with one month free for new subscribers?
>>817202
We probably wouldn't have a WWE if WCW survived the year 2000.
WWE should make Raw TV-14 and keep Smackdown can stay PG.
SHOTS FIRED AT ROUSEY GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>817219
you mean if wcw survived the AOL/TW merger
ted was going to support wcw until the end of time, no matter how much money it lost
>>817228
http://corporate.wwe.com/faq/overview
"Our diverse audience spans generations of fans. ... 24% are under the age of 18."
>24% are under the age of 18
>24%
>24
>less then a quarter
Why is WWE TV-PG again?
>there are people who actually watch smackdown
>not only that, but they're live blogging here
>>817180
>not having a waifu
go back to reddit normalfag
>>817232
WWE PG dont even make sense
>>817232
sponsors
>>817232
They wanna be "family friendly." But mainly though, it was cause of Linda's failed runs for Senate.
>>817245
They recently signed a deal with jakks pacific again, the guys who made their action figures when they were still edgy and tv14.
Once their mattel deal expires and if they don't renew it, it could change things.
>>817245
I'd rather just go back to Early-Mid Ruthless Aggression. Honestly though, I think Vince would need to usher it in himself again with another "We're going to stop treating you like fucking morons" speech.
Where were you when Big E dropped on the of best promos of the year on a throwaway smackdown?
>>817184
>no contest
>DOLPH ZIGGLER VS TYLER BREEZE
>tag champs lose clean
>contract signing
>Ryback vs. The Ascension jesus why the fuck
>8 man tag
This episode was amazing you guys wow.
>>817265
>DOLPH ZIGGLER VS TYLER BREEZE
Again, a daily reminder that THIS is what WWE has come to.
Any pictures from the NXT tour?
Who is the wwe version of Nakamura
>>817278
The best wrestler in the promotion? Neville
WIll buried alive matches end with Undertaker and Kane leaving?
>>817264
Watching MNF obviously, fuck this company.
>>817281
I'd guess Taker's last match would involve a casket match and that shit being lit on fire.
>>817279
What about Okada other, other than Punk. I'm new to WWE
>>817284
Rollins is WWE's Okada, their young and really talented main eventer.
>>817284
>I'm new to WWE
Run.
Want to fix WWE, hire Heyman to write all of it. Sacrifices will have to be made. Send a quarter of NXT roster up to RAW and send a quarter of the RAW roster to NXT. Inject some kind of new life into the brand. And ya, im looking at the best NXT has to offer. Send them up, and let Paul work some magic.
>>817286
>Rollins
More like he's their Orton.
>>817287
But I love wrestling I know how shitty this is compared to other companies, but fuck it
>>817115
Haha calm down
>>817290
But Okada is actually matter, and supposed to take the mantle as the main Guy after Tanahashi phased out from main event.
On that note we can say that Reigns is WWE's Okada. But he's total shit.
>>817284
>new to WWE
why, just go away isn't funny anymore
I want WWE to end up going out of business, not because of smarky reasons, but to laugh at the smarks. Because now NO ONE would be getting pushed, and their indie sweethearts would now be wrestling in bingo halls.
>>817304
18+
>>817304
Congrats on somehow being more petty than them senpai
>>817304
>le Goat yesman most likely done for good
According to who, some Maroon?
CHRISTIAAAAN
CHRISTIAAAAAAN
AT LAST
YOU'RE ON YOUR OOOOOWNNN
>>817314
Well they want WWE to die because their indie manlet sweethearts aren't winning world titles and aren't main eventing wrestlemania. Well how about if WWE actually does end up closing shop, they have no one to blame but themselves.
>>817319
>Maroon
like the color of his trunks he will never use again?
>>817319
The guy gets hurt a lot.
His recovery is taking longer then expected and WWE docs are reluctant to clear him.
Oh and he said it him self at the recent live event in Asia.
>>817322
HE FUCKING RETIRED FROM IN RING ACTION YOU CUM-CHUGGING DINO-CHODE
>>817325
How, considering no indie manlets are main eventing or have titles (I forget how tall KO is)?
>>817328
> a lot
3 major injuries in a 15-year career is "a lot"?
WWE's incompetent pet quack doesn't want to clear him. 2 NFL doctors already have.
I can't believe there are people dumb enough to buy into WWE's spin on this one
>>817331
There are still idiots out there who want Bryan/Ziggler/Stardust/etc to main event.
>>817331
I want to say 5'9-5'10 orton pretty much towered over him
>>817304
> bingo halls
>>817304
That's horrible thing to say, because in the end it's not the wrestlers that would suffer, it would be the all the non wrestling staff, people that been working 25-30+ years behind the scenes like the ones Ultimate Warrior mentioned in his HOF speech.
>>817335
Bryan already ME, he single handlely beat Evolution in the same night.
These threads fucking suck now..
Was there no Authority segments at all this week?
Did that whole thing get scrapped?
I was in the Raw livethread but no one said anything.
>>817332
because of all the bumps he took in the indies its more like
2 major injuries back to back in less than a year thats not a good sign at all. I cant blame wwe not wanting to be the place where he might get paralyzed or injured for the rest of his life.
>>817335
Bryan is the most over wrestler WWE has had since The Rock, you retard
But keep swallowing that Reigns vs. Sheamus program, shiteater.
>>817335
Yeah, I get that, but if WWE dies because of its current horrid writing that's not the fault of of the manlet defense brigade.
Nothing about the situation would be ironic for them.
Rate my WWE-saving ideas
>cancel Smackdown
>make Raw 2 hours
>go to the full exent that TV-PG allows, treat PG like a restriction instead of a goal
>make Ambrose the new Cena, make Apollo Crews the new Orton/runner up Cena
>fire the entire writing team, hire a combination of experienced wrestling writers and acclaimed TV writers who don't care about wrestling, don't ever have a writing team larger than 10 people
>add some female wrestlers to the men's divison (specifically Awesome Kong and Nia Jax types, absolutely no Rousey)
>>817337
(packed)
>>817342
>Bryan is the most over wrestler WWE has had since The Rock
No, Cena yes, but not The Rock, not even close.
>>817341
Yeah, WWE is so concerned about the health of their employe-err, sorry, "independent contractors"
Why don't you ask CM Punk about how they treat concussions?
Or why they just had a Raw main evented by TOMMY FUCKING DREAMER?!
>>817342
>the yes chant is the most over phrase that got bryan over in years
>>817344
-10/10
>>817346
> since
Name a person more over than Bryan since Rocky left
>>817344
You just lost millions of dollars, killed the company into 1's
>>817342
Keep dreaming nerd, no one even gives a shit about bryan anymore, he was never a draw.
>>817350
Did you even read my post?
>>817332
>doesn't address goat boy's own admission that his WWE career is over.
http://www.tnp.sg/news/singapore-news/wrestler-daniel-bryan-teaches-kids-how-build-terrarium
And yes, 2 back to back major injuries is "a lot".
>>817348
That "DAN-IEL BRY-AN!" chant seemed pretty over too
> there are actually people still in denial about this
>>817355
Again, all because he had the chant.
If you given Jack Swagger that chant instead, he would've gotten over and they would've chanted his name too.
>>817339
>single handlely beat Evolution in the same night.
It's not real.
>>817339
WRESTLING IS FAKE
>people still talk about smarks as if they are a separate group from anyone ITT
>>817332
>2 non wrestling doctors clear him
>the wrestling doctor does not
whats not to get?
>>817357
>It's not real.
>>817347
>Yeah, WWE is so concerned about the health of their employe-err, sorry, "independent contractors"
like the time they actually stopped the match because bryan was clearly concussed and he threw a hissy fit because they were trying to look out for his manlet ass?
>>817353
Do you know what "since" means?
>>817332
>pet quack Dr
Phil pls.
>>817352
I hope you're shitposting and not legitimately this retarded
>>817356
Swagger doesnt has the personality or charisma to pull it off, might as well say anyone can do the you cant see me move and get over.
Bryan haters are delusional as fuck.
>>817368
>Implying we the people isnt over af
>>817356
Yeah, because it's not like the WWE desperately tried co-opting the chant onto a bunch of other guys...
You only started watching at last year's Royal Rumble didn't you?
>>817354
So he'll get to wrestle in a GOOD company instead, got it.
>>817368
>Swagger doesnt has the personality or charisma to pull it off
Bryan was a charisma vacuum.
>Bryan marks slobbing his knob
I like the guy and all but you'd think he was the greatest of all time the way people defend him.
>>817364
It was a stinger you moron
Why are contrarian anti-Bryan shitposters always so fucking dumb?
>>817373
> Bryan was a charisma vacuum
> there are people who can actually say this after the past 2 years
Shoot fuckin' retard.
>>817372
Yeah, like TNA on the Pop network!
>>817373
Bryan is literally incapable of sounding excited about anything.
Probably autistic or something.
>>817373
>Imfuckingplying.
Tell me the last wrestler that in 10 years that was able to play a heel and a face and be over as fuck.
>>817344
>>cancel Smackdown
FUCK NO rather improve it.
>>make Raw 2 hours
Uh, no. 3 hours get more matches implying they cut down on all the "here's what happened last week" bullshit.
>>go to the full exent that TV-PG allows, treat PG like a restriction instead of a goal
Weren't they already doing that?
>>make Ambrose the new Cena, make Apollo Crews the new Orton/runner up Cena
Ambrose is already the new Cena. Cesaro >>> Crews for runner-up.
>>fire the entire writing team, hire a combination of experienced wrestling writers and acclaimed TV writers who don't care about wrestling, don't ever have a writing team larger than 10 people
BEST IDEA YOU CAME UP WITH.
>>add some female wrestlers to the men's divison (specifically Awesome Kong and Nia Jax types, absolutely no Rousey)
Why?
>>817378
> implying Bryan would waste his time in LOLTNA
>>817381
>wants a 3 hour Raw
>namefag
Opinion discarded.
>>817381
>Why?
Look at what it did for Chikara to have a woman win their world title
>>817115
we active again
>>817384
3 hours is A problem, but it's only as bad as it is because RAW is bad
I can binge watch 3 hours of Lucha Underground easily, but can barely put myself through a 2-hour recording of RAW even with fast-forward
>>817384
3 hours is A problem, but it's only as bad as it is because RAW is bad
You can easily binge-watch 3 hours of Lucha Underground but even a recording of RAW that you can fast-forward through is still intolerably awful
>>817388
>Bryan even bring dead boards alive.
Based le GOAT man.
When is shirtless Dean going to be permanent instead of it getting ripped every match?
>>817325
It would be an improvement to pro wrestling in general if WWE's monopoly went under. All the other companies would be able to fight it out to be top company and they would have a large batch of out of work WWE talent to hire
>Cena goes to TNA
>Bryan goes to ROH
>Thursday night wars
>>817398
Why does he wear clothes in WWE but when he was in CZW he wore only panties?
>>817375
the point stands bryanfag
>bryan gets hurt
>wwe stops the match to save him
>bryan throws a hissy fit because the wwe didnt want him to die
bryanfags cant understand simple things apparently.
>>817399
>All the other companies would be able to fight it out to be top company
If wwe goes under wrestling wont be on a big network for years if ever.
>>817400
He wore both in the indies
>>817401
Say "bryanfag" more, it'll make you feel better
> wrestlers get mad when their match is stopped
> acting like this is in any way unusual
18+
>>817400
Hes a big fan of 2000 british bulldog.
>>817344
Get rid of Superstars.
Make the brands separate again.
Bring up the top 25% of NXT to help fill up the roster specifically people like Joe, Balor, and Storm who have already proved they can wrestle in the indies.
Get rid of PG but don't go full retard like a lot of the Attitude Era was.
Put Bischoff and Heyman as managers of Smackdown/Raw but with the Authority still having power over both shows.
And of course, fire the entire writing staff.
>>817382
>implying he's not already wasting his time in LOLWWE
>>817403
Pro wrestling needs time to rebuild in the ashes of WWE's collapse
>>817398
Shirtless dean is deans second form, like Balors paint. Everyone is going to have second empowered forms now.
>>817399
>Cena goes to TNA
>implying TNA survives longer than WWE
Are you fucking clinically retarded?
>>817419
TNA is eternally backed by magically appearing money
>>817010
FUCKING THIS
https://twitter.com/WWENXT/status/675075175801597952
pls stop the waving arms thing on the steps Sami. my heart can't take it ;_;
I feel bad here's some Layla
>>817052
I got off to the Chyna issue so many times.
>>816917
Right here, I've been on the fence for a while but this week really made me love this guy.
>>817434
Corbin's "fuck your internet darlings" gimmick is next fucking level
>>817421
Probably a laundering operation for the drug cartels
>>816983
The main Roster needs good faces, the only good faces on NXT are women but I'd rather save my pick because they don't need more women.
>>817442
That was literally sheamus gimmick before he Daniel Bryan literally died
>>817447
> only good faces on NXT are women
Zayn & Crews are the most babyface of babyfaces
>>816983
Zayn, obviously to go after Owens.
>please stop pushing me
>>817466
Emma looks damn hot on jeans
BASED
>roman getting literally piped in cheers
piped in as in piped in live through speakers in the arena
jesus christ
>>817477
I really hope you're not talking about Smackdown because they pipe in every reaction there
If they want Roman to get over they need to change his attire. What kind of fucking jabroni wrestles in fucking long baggy pants and a vest, wear some fucking shorts or take your shirt off faggot
>>817483
no this is a real piped in reaction in the arena, not post production
>>817466
Did Emma get her implants taken out?
>>817304
I want WWE to go out of business because they are wasting everyone's time with the shit they put out these days.
WWE needs a Samoan Killer gimmick STAT
Have Cena do it and have The Rock vs Cena again because they need a draw
>tfw i fucked last night
>>817485
Well according to people in attendance the crowd was dead during the whole show and the speakers were used to create some cheers. A complete new low for WWE.
He looks weird with that hair.
