Let's say that you are new the owner of the WWE brand. You and given the power to fire 6 Superstars and hire 6 new ones from other companies or re-hire former WWE Superstars. Who would you fire and hire and why?
...do Vince & Steph qualify as "Superstars"?
Fire six divas (and hope they end up in porn)
Then hire Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero cause this is a fantasy
>>816394
> yfw those 6 are Nikki, Tamina, Cameron, Eva, Rosa + Nia
>>816365
Hire:
JR
AJ Styles (never seen him but heard he's good)
Gail Kim
Mickey James
Ronda Rousey
Kurt Angle
Fire:
Nikki
Brie
Tamina
Mark Henry
Damien Sandow
JBL
>>816400
Gail is WELL past her prime
> firing Henry & Sandow
You're a monster.
>>816394
Benoit would do some of the best heel work of all time if he came back.
>>816401
Is she? She's another one I hear people talking about a lot but I don't watch TNA and missed most of her WWE stuff.
>>816396
>Tamina
Oh god yes
>>816365
>Fire
Nikki
Brie
Beeg
Kane
Ryback
>Hire
AJ Styles
Christopher Daniels
Michael Elgin
Jeff Hardy
Austin Aries
>>816441
> firing Ryback
> hiring LELgin
>>816443
I can understand the issues with Elgin.
But why would you not get rid of Ryback?
>>816441
Replace Jeff with Matt and you have a deal
>Fire
Eva Marie
Bo Dallas
Wade Barret
Nikki
Bryon
Miz
>Hire
Jack Evans
AJ Styles
EC3
Super Dragon
Torrie Wilson
Edge
>>816441
Wow, just fucking tune in to TNA whenever it's not cancelled, faggot.
>fire
eva
bray
barret
ambrose
ascension
>hire
cage
roppongi vice
cheerleader melissa
jay briscoe (maybe both briscoes)
maxine
tama tonga
>>816446
Because THE BIG GUY is based
>>816645
Jay would've been signed years ago if he wasn't a homophobic moron
>>816657
18+
>>816665
> fearing "the gays"
Gotta be above the Mason-Dixon Line to post here, Confederate
>Fire
Cena
Xavier Woods
>Hire
I don't watch indie shit so i dont know
>>816670
> firing Mr. UpUpDownDown
What the fuck's wrong with you?
>>816669
18+
>>816674
> memeposting
I'm sorry your favourite overpushed career tag wrestler didn't get signed because he was a moron on Twitter.
>>816677
18+
Fire
>Rosa Mendas (useless)
>Cameron (shit)
>Fandango (useless)
>Sin Cara (old and holding Kalisto back)
>R-Truth (old)
>Kane (old)
Hire
>Adam Cole (total package wrester)
>Jay Lethal (total package wrestler, potential face of the company)
>Velvet Sky (best non-WWE woman currently)
>Carlito (for nostalgia)
>Shad Gaspard (to feud with New Day)
>JTG (to feud with New Day)
>>816680
> tfw Jay Briscoe will N - E - V - E - R make it to WWE outside of maybe being an NXT player-coach
> tfw ADAM COLE BAYBAY will be WWE World Champion before he's 30
SUCK MY DICK, BAYBAY
>>816689
18+
>>816693
> i-i-if I ke-keep spamming 18+ it'll g-g-g-get Jay hired
>>816705
18+
>>816683
Hunico is only 38
That's like mid-career in Lucha aging
>>816689
>tfw ADAM COLE BAYBAY
>SUCK MY DICK, BAYBAY
cole smarks in a nutshell they like the dick.
>>816683
>>Velvet Sky (best non-WWE woman currently)
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO
>>816365
>Fire
Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
Bray Wyatt
Brock Lesnar
The entire roster of NXT
>hire
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Goldberg
Get JDF to come to wrestling.
>>816710
> not wanting to suck his dick
pleb taste
>>816714
Desi pls go
>>816723
Who?
>>816725
It's a slang term for Indians
Y'know, the kind who post GOLDBURG on literally every WWE post
>>816730
Huh. Never knew indians were fans of Goldberg.
>>816735
They like basically every Bigg McLargeHuge that squashes guys
Naturally they really fucking hate Bryan
>fire
Daniel Bryan
Bellas
Tamina
Rusev
The ascension
JBL
Move michael Cole to smackdown
>bring in
Aj styles
Cage
Prince puma
Mil muertes
John Morrison
Velvet Sky (actually almost the entire knockouts division is better than the divas. And Paige is fat)
Scott Steiner for heel commentary
Jim Ross
>>816766
> Rusev
Why.
>>816767
His monster foreign heel character is completely broken
Fire
>Xavier Woods
>Kevin Owens
>Deanetty
>Usos
>Stardust
>All NXT divas
Hire
>Cody Rhodes
>AJ Styles
>machine gun karl
>kurt angle
>jay lethal
>Hulk Hogan
Fire
>Big Slow
>Swagger
>Titus
>Ascension (or send them back to NXT)
>Rose
>R-Truth
Hire/Rehire
>Jeff Hardy
>Mike Bennett (and Maria obvs)
>Angelico
>Fenix
>AJ Styles
>Will Ospreay
I'll bite.
Fire:
> Daniel Bryan (too isolating with fans, causes them to hate everything that isn't Daniel Bryan, let him go to the indies where he will never lose without fans losing their minds)
> Big Show (Or give him the ole retirement package)
> Eva Marie (garbage)
> Cameron (almost as bad as Eva garbage)
> Bella 1 (garbage, brings down entire division)
> Bella 2 (leaves with her husband)
Hire:
> C-CM Punk (please come back sempai)
> Kurt Angle
> Hogan (Dindu nuffin)
> Ronda Rousey
> Hardy Boyz/ Alternatively the not fat one
>>816790
>Fire Xavier Woods
Please Dunn stop posting here
Fire Cena, Wyatt, Charlotte and everyone in New Day.
Then id give the Hardy Boys millions to hit everyone with chairs(viewers increase 1000%)
Hire Kevin Nash to be gm.
Hire three more women.
Id also can the whole divas thing, change the divas belt name, bring back the two championship belts and change the ugly ass wwe belt.
>>816824
>> Hogan (Dindu nuffin)
MAH NIGGA
>Mfw people are seriously saying Ronda Rousey
Wrestling fans are truly retarded
>>816887
those are some ugly bitches
Off topic but I don't think it deserves it's own thread. I have a presale ticket to Raw in Seattle. The last ringside seat according to ticketmaster. I'm looking to get rid of it. I'll sell it for $86, which is what I paid for it.
>>816895
Forgot pic
>>816887
Retarded for disagreeing with you huh?
is this the raw after RR?
Fire:
>Beeg
>Mojo Rowley
>Usos
>Adam Rose
>Cameron
Hire:
>Roddy Strong
>Rush
>Speedball Mike Bailey (need that scrappy underdog to lead the manlet division with D Bry and Itami)
>AJ Styles
>Foley (commentary)
>Minoru Suzuki (Suzuki-Gun vs Wyatts)
>>816949
>get rid of based hype
bring in roddy, some asian and rush lel oh wow at least the hype man can cut a promo.
>>816954
Get rid of his awful finisher and give him a better moveset that will allow him to put on more than a 5 minute match.
I'd like to see him stay hyped and not worn down after wrestling for longer than a typical divas match.
>>816365
Fire:
Nobody
Hire:
Steve Austin (as a mouthpiece for some sort of Anti-Authority)
Edge (same)
Christian
Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy
and just for shits and giggles, Shane McMahon.
>>816826
hello reddit
so basically what i'm gathering from all of this is that WWE desperately needs the cruiserweight division back for many different reasons.
>>817008
that would be pretty sweet.
also i know they will never have a hardcore championship belt again but if they could make a belt on par with what NJPW has as the NEVER belt I would possibly give a fuck again.
>>816923
Seems like nobody cares here, so I might do just that.
>>816365
Hire:
Buff Bagwell
Scott Steiner
Rick Steiner
RVD
Jay Briscoe
Mark Briscoe
and also Shane McMahon, pretty sure he's part owner so he doesn't count as a hire
Demote to NXT:
Dolph Ziggler
Los Matadores
Darren Young
Fire:
Stephanie McMahon
Triple H
Michael Cole
Byron Saxton
Tyler Breeze
Summer Rae
HIRE
I
R
E
>>817049
>demote to NXT
That's not how that fucking works you donut.
>>816857
oh shit i didn't know we could do that too
i'd bring back the Hardcore, TV and Euro titles. that way you could
A) have more matches that actually matter, instead of "we're trying to make these people think we're fighting because you slept with my girlfriend but everybody knows a guy in a suit booked this a month ago"
and B)put four belts in a stable and have more than one left for the rest of the roster
>>817056
And lets have her NOT job to midgets this time around
>>816365
>Fire
Damien Sandow
Bo Dallas
The Miz
Jack Swagger
Alberto Del Rio
Everyone in NXT's roster
>Hire
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Beth Phoenix
Ronda Rousey
Kurt Angle
CM Punk
>>816887
Please ignore those smarks.
>>817070
>how to kill a company 101
>>816985
Just watch Attitude Era again.
>>817074
Bringing the Hardy Boyz back would electrify the crowd, they still chant CM Punk from time to time as well so I imagine the ratings would fly up.
>>817070
>>817059
that's how it worked for regal
>all this nostalgiaposting
>Fire
Roman Reigns
Big Show
WWE creative team
Brie Bella
Niki Bella
Usos
>Hire
Cage
Ricochet
LU creative team.
Dario Cueto (new face of The Autority or GM)
Jack Evans
Jay Briscoe
Also
>>817079
He was just there because they needed something other than literally whos to get people interested. Nowadays it would be retarded to put too many established wrestlers on NXT, may as well just make another ECW at that point.
>>817077
Pretty sure Jeff wouldn't pass the drug test and Matt is getting shittier in the ring.
Fire
1. Nikki
2. Brie
3. Eva
4. Beeg
5. Rowan
6. Fandango
Hire
1. Shinsuke Nakamura
2 Gail Kim
3. Taeler Hendrix
4. Christina Von Eerie
5. Kenny Omega
6. Austin Aries
>>817070
>everyone in NXT's roster
Get out.
>>817085
Meth Hardy and Fatt Lardy
>>816772
So give him a new one that doesn't have the shelf-life of mustard
>>816824
>> Daniel Bryan (too isolating with fans, causes them to hate everything that isn't Daniel Bryan,
OUT
OF
TOUCH
>>816365
Fire
Bellas
Ryback (Before he accidentally breaks someones neck)
Sting (Before he paralyzes himself)
Sin Cara (Before he paralyzes himself or someone else)
Maggle Cole
Hire
Prince Puma
Son of Havoc
Angélico
Johnny Mundo
Cage
Pentagón Jr.
Replace the bellas by bringing up Emma and Dana from NXT to play the Female bully role.
And before anyone asks yes I am part Mexican. My dad thinks hes Mexican and that makes me part Mexican.
>>817420
>Sting (Before he paralyzes himself)
>Sin Cara (Before he paralyzes himself or someone else)
yet you dont get rid of bryan who fits all of that criteria
>>817422
Oh yeah, because the fan reaction to Dbry being fired certainly wouldn't be worse than either of the reactions to him losing the Royal Rumble.
Also I am firing Sting because he is a fucking idiot who went into TNA of all places instead of WWE because he actually thought WCW was good and didn't deserve to be burned to the ground. And now he actually has the fucking balls to come back and possibly put someones else's career in jeopardy by being the guy who accidentally killed Sting. Fuck that guy.
Fire
> Undertaker
> Sting
> Kane
> Sheamus
> Triple H (From screen time)
Hire
> The Hardyz
> CM Punk
> Brock Lesnar (Fulltime)
> Adam Pacitti
> Adam Blampied
>>817363
I don't understand your metaphor, mustard will stay safe forever if refrigerated and russian has been america's rival for nearly a century with no end in sight, so why would he need a new one and how could something that lasts forever break?
>>817420
>Sin Cara (Before he paralyzes himself or someone else)
You know they replaced botch cara with a different worker who is much safer now?
>>817431
They should just see how many muscle busters it takes to shatter his neck to pieces as a little experiment and to get the Joe's Gonna Kill You chant to go over even more.
>>817436
>He visits WhatCulture
Fire
>The Miz
I never liked this faggot and he's not entertaining
>JBL
MAGGLE COLE MAGGLE COLE I'M TEXAN
>Hornswoggle
Just to eliminate the chance of him ever appearing on RAW or Smackdown again
>Eva Marie
Because she sucks
>R-Truth
We have The New Day, unless he gets a new character he can fuck off too.
>Sheamus
Don't care about him, not fun to watch.
Hire
>John Morrison
He's pretty damn good
>Kurt Angle
Needs to finish his career in WWE and not TNA
>Drew McIntyre
I liked him.
>Kharma
Need to shake up the diva's division
>Shelton Benjamin
Awesome talent, just needed to get more comfortable on the mic
>Jeff Hardy
Willow vs. The Wyatt Family would be interesting if not that, just put him against Dean Ambrose.
>>817451
Mustard will go mouldy if you leave it in the fridge past its expiration date, you disgusting manchild
also because "Evil Foreigner" is so fucking played out
Just let Rusev be the stronk-style hoss that he is, there's no need for Cold War rehashes ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S FUCKING BULGARIAN
>>817456
Can't we nominate you for this experiment instead?
>>817461
Botchamin hasn't been an "awesome talent" since he was getting carried by Christian in ECW
He's going to spend the rest of his career in NOAH. Deservedly.
>>817436
>> Adam Pacitti
Kek
Adam is a bro
>>816824
>> Big Show (Or give him the ole retirement package)
Big show can actually be suprisingly decent and conveying emotion in the ring and promos same with henry crying as he passed out in the accolade put them on with helping new guys emote more.
>>817467
My fudged up anatomy and career choices don't warrant that kind of experiment on me, but maybe you could get someone to do a kegel muscle buster experiment on your mother.
>>817571
Your bants game is weak, childe
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>>817573
sure, good one
>>817589
Stop embarrassing yourself please
>>817590
Great additional effort, smart thinking, all those people who made fun of you are going to think you are great.
>>816638
>rehire edge
>wrestles in a match again, gets paralyzed, yet wins the title
>comes out next week on raw
>everyone is expecting this big title win
>YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
>edge actually rolls out on stage in a wheelchair hence the theme
>defends the title in a wheelchair for 13 months, leads the WEE in make a wish whateverthefucks, and drives up viewership
>roman refills beats edge by beating him with his wheelchair to a full body paralysis
>>817599
>implying Edge isn't getting stem cells to make his comeback on Wrestlemania 33 in Minnesota
>People wanting to hire Ronda "Look like a men, fight like a man" Rousey
I want smarks to die
>>816638
Firing Bo Dallas when Big Show is still on the roster. Fucking kill yourself.
>>817628
didnt work for rey and his knees.
>>817702
> thinking Ronda looks in any way manly
18+
>>817076
I fucking would if that's what was playing instead of what we've got right now.
>Fire
Big Show
Darron Young
Becky Lynch
Dolph Ziggler
Damien Sandow
>Hire
Jeff Hardy
Kurt Angle (part time)
CM Punk
Hulk Hogan
Scott Steiner
Goldberg
Fire
>Big Show
>Cameroon
>Darren Young
>Ziggler
>Lana
>Rose
Hire
>Kyle O' Reilly
>Candice LeRae
>Kenny Omega
>Paul London
>Adam Cole
>Kota Ibushi
>all these faggots wanting to fire big show
yeah, fire the best giant wrestler ever, who could serve as a great talent enhancer, just because you don't like the way he's been booked
>>817383
He's not wrong though. Look at the last two Royal Rumbles. Yes, the finishes were shit, but the fans would have booed anything that wasn't Bryan winning to shit. I'm a huge Bryan fan and I still admit this is a problem.
He's not durable enough to be the top guy, and his legion of fans is too easily triggered to allow him to be anything less.
>>818127
I really want this meme to die.
People didn't boo 2015 because Bryan lost, but because after he was eliminated, there was L I T E R A L L Y no one but Reigns winning. It made it predictable. Philly had loud pops for Ziggler and Ambrose still.
>Source: Myself, cause I was there.
People were very audibly saying "We I guess Reigns is winning" after Bryan got KOd.
>>816714
fucking kill yourself!!!
>>818138
This. Hell, they even were chanting for a Rusev win.
>>818142
That's the only thing they turned down on the broadcast. They kept.Roman's boos intact, but people were loud for Rusev.
Fire
>R-Truth
>Kevin Dunn
>Hornswoggle
>Darren Young
>Sin Cara(Replace Hunico)
>El Torito
>Alternatively 6 random divas
Hire
>EC3/Derrick Bateman
>AJ
>Angle
>Kenny Omega
>Nakamura
>
>>818121
nigga you a retard
Fire:
>Eva Marie
>R-Truth
(Re)Hire:
>Motor City Machine Guns
>Kurt Angle
>CM Punk
>Hardy Boyz
>Ted Dibiase Jr
>John Morrison
Retire:
>Big Show
>Undertaker
>Mark Henry
>Vince McMahon
>Kevin Dunn
Repackage:
>Ryback
>Bo Dallas
>Miz
>Sandow
>Stardust (bring Cody back)
>Adam Rose
Bring back Hardcore title (loved the segments where Crash Holly was literally trying to defend it 24/7). It doesn't necessarily have to mean you use weapons, just that anyone can challenge for it at anytime
Make TLC/HiaC/EC/MitB actual matches rather than it be a PPV
>>818164
Also
>repackage Rusev and Lana back into monster/ice queen
HOW TO FIX THE WWE 101:
>fire
R-Truth
Fandingus
Maggle cole (replace him on comentary with the miz)
Bo dallas
Usos
Goldust
>hire
Cm punk
Angle
Jeff hardy
Austin Aries
Grado
AJ Styles
>push
Cody Rodes (drop that awful stardust gimmick and get back to codys mustache)
Sandow
Ziggler
Cesaro
Samoa Joe
Tyson Kidd
>have Lesnar win the rumble, setting up a triple threat with angle and punk for the title at mania.
>Reform the shield with The Rock as the forth man and book them in a huge feaud against the wyatts/team ECW.
>have divas tag team titles.
>re-instate the old hardcore title.
>book cena vs hogan in an iron man match at mania that ends in a 0-0 draw cause they both kick out at two.
>have owens go over taker clean in takers last match at mania.
>push Mark Henry into the WHC title picture (henry vs bork would be amazing)
>bring back the Katie Vick storyline
>have two MITB matches a year
>Release
Cameron
Rosa Mendes
Hornswoggle
>Push/Wait to Retire
Henry(On his final contract less than 2 years left.)
Sting(He may already be done, might come back for one more thing.)
Big Show(Slowing down)
Kane(Already Slowed down send him off in a big final match.)
>Hire
Johnny Gargano
Ricochet
Zack Sabre Jr.
Timothy Thatcher
Jay Lethal
Adam Cole
Might sub any of those names out for Kyle O'Reilly, You could probably sit before pushing hard for Adam Cole for 2-3 more years.
>Future Endeavor
Rosa
Big Show
Fandango
Lana
El Torito
Hornswoggle
>Hire
Kazuchika Okada
EC3
Adam Cole
Jay Lethal
Cherry Bomb
Candice LeRae
>>818164
>This
I agree with all of this I would add Repackage lana and Rusev to what they used to be.
Miz, Bo, and Cody are all great in the past but the WWE treats them all like shit and would rather push Ramen and bunch of C tier jobbers. So fucking annoying when they are just ignoring wreslters.
>>818183
>hire angle, jeff hardy, grado
>push sandow
>lesnar and angle in a match
I realize this is bait but still
>>818127
That's right they should have fired Stone Cold as well his knees were too much of a liability. What if fans liked him and he got hurt? We can't have that should have just fired him WWF guys were idiots.
>>818426
you didn't compare daniel bryan to stone cold with a straight face did you? jesus christ. bryan fans are really this delusional.
>Not firing the entire creative team
>>816766
6 you fucking asshole.
>>818135
>non manlet outlaws.
>All these kucks saying Jeff Hardy and Ronda
Fire Ziggler, Breeze, Michael Cole, Kevin Dunn, and Daniel Bryan
Hire Hulk Hogan, AJ Styles, Shinsuke Nakamura, Jeff Hardy, and Goldberg
>>818452
As opposed to you anti-Bryan contrarians who are clearly in-touch with reality...
It's an analogy, dingbat. Learn how to understand them.
>>818127
This year's Royal Rumble was outright terrible from start-to-finish and deserved to get shit on.
You are just as out-of-touch as McMahon.
>He's not durable enough to be the top guy,
This might be a point if WWE hadn't slapped almost 25 world titles on Rated-RKO
>>818487
MOOSE
Donovan Dijak
Brian Cage
El Texano Jr.
>>818426
If, when he was on his last legs and clearly not in a position to carry the company (like Bryan has been since 2014), the fans were booing the shit out of everything that wasn't Austin winning the belt, yes, keeping him off TV would have been the right option.
>>818135
>firing someone because you don't agree with how he's been booked
Big Show isn't the problem, it's the people who book Big Show. If they used him properly, he'd be a great asset to the company.
>hire bryan
>turn reigns heel for them to face at mania
>hire angle part time
>has to wrestle taker at least once before he retires, faces sting after
>hire super dragon
>have him as midcarder or revive the cruiserweight, in turn kill off the divas division
>hire jay lethal and aj styles to bring some legitimacy to the tag team division
>hire some indie darling smarks have clamoring about, then turn him into a jobber because lolz
>finally hire a decent writer/booker who will take risks more often
Fire Sandow, Big Show, Orton, some dead weight divas, and Miz.
>>818611
But they dont, it would be better all round if he was gone
Same with Kane
>>818611
Big Show should retire and commentate PPVs, he is fucking great on commentary.
>>818183
>re-instate the old hardcore title.
why not just swap titles. like the US Title
>have divas tag team titles.
Bad idea. It's a nice idea but a bad one. How would that even work? It will just create a riff in the Divas division.
>>816430
Please let it be lesbian or femdom.
>>816683
Cryme Tyme is my literal all-time favorite tag-team and New Day is my second. This would be the best feud ever.
Fire:
1: Cesaro
2: Daniel Bryan
3: Kevin Owens
4: Sami Zayn
5: Dean Ambrose
6: Seth Rollins
Hire:
1: Honky Tonk Man
2: Scott Hall
3: Hulk Hogan
4: Mistico
5: Jim Cornette
6: Vince Russo
>>818742
18+
>>816400
>JR
Hates the product as it is
>Styles
Currently enjoying his time in indies
>Kim
Dunno who she is, but if she's TNA then fuck no
>Mickey James
NEVER EVER
>Ronda
Not currently interested
>Angle
You would need to keep Paul on a short leash
>>818843
It's a fantasy scenario, it doesn't matter whether they want to join WWE or not.
>>818183
>Reform the shield with The Rock as the forth man
lmao
>>816365
Fire:
Ryback
Cena
Nikki
Brie
Miz
Bo Dallas
Hire:
Chuck Taylor
Ricochet
Gargano
Adam Cole
Joey Ryan
Kyle O'Reilly
Fire:
All Divas exept nattie
Both Usos
Hire:
Angle (give him a last good run)
Whole lucha undergroud roster
Fire: Bellas, Madators, Assencion
Hire: Lashley, Scott Steiner, Goldberg, Matt Morgan, Bram, Chris Masters
>hiring outlaw wrestlers
>>818862
please have sex
>>816400
>Kurt Angle
The guy is broken as hell, and he has to be close to retirement. I loved Angle back in the day, but that day has long passed. Hiring him now is a waste of a good spot.
>>819032
Interesting offer
