/wwe/ General #1671: Come Back Cena Jesus Christ Please Edition
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Fucking save us
Man, there may be no audio but you can still see a difference in quality of programming
>>814878
>dat hype crowd
>dat giant fist set
God damnit.
>>814878
dat pop
>>814883
they can literally redo this with
xavier=booker t
kenzo=hiedo
geisha girl= asuka
rapper john cena=sizzle
boom.
ROMAN 2.15 SAYS I JUST KILLED YOUR SHOW
post images you don't know why you saved
>>814921
>>814915
Yep, low ratings are definitely all Roman's fault. The coinciding influx of dull, charisma-less, gimmick-less, zero crowd reaction vanilla midgets from NXT surely has nothing to do with it.
>>814921
>>814921
>>814925
Fuck off Roman.
>>814930
It's not Seth's fault, it's the booking
kek, i just realized all the 12 year old new day cvcks have disappeared
got bored of them already huh?
>>814921
>>814938
SMARKS BTFO
can't wait for all the roman 2:15 neckheards to get btfo in the coming weeks as roman becomes champ and ratings go massively upwards
>>814935
>Purse
>Manletaker
>>814925
>dull, charisma-less, gimmick-less, zero crowd reaction vanilla midgets from NXT
Name one
>>814950
Good one, Vince.
>>814968
literally all of them
>>814973
He said "name".
You just might be the dumbest poster on here. Bravo.
>>814878
WAHHH MUH CENA
>>814950
> can't wait
You're gonna have to
>>814921
For all you dipshits arguing at whose fault it is for the ratings, have you ever considered that maybe Vince's style of prowrestling ie 'sports entertainment' just isn't popular anymore and it may never be again
Do the ratings include any other platform than just tv
JOHN CENA IS ON JIMMY FALLON RIGHT NOW. miss him
>>814996
Is this smark code for PG needs to go?
>>814996
It's not the style, it's the content. Good sports entertainment can always make money.
>>815001
STREAM
>>815002
no, you dumbass. diminishing returns
>>814996
WWE's problems all ultimately boil down to Vince not being fit to run the company, as he couldn't put on a quality product even if he wanted to
>>815006
> Good Sports Entertainment
No such thing
>>815009
It's on basic cable, I don't need one this time :/. I'm sure his clips will be on youtube tomorrow
>tfw the only reason you kept watching after 2004 was cause of cena
tybc
>>815015
is it over already?
>>815018
yeah its the music act now, I'm not sure if there will be final words with cena after it
>>815014
The Attitude and Ruthless Aggresion eras were sports entertainment.
>>815017
18+
>>815020
Nope. That was professional wrestling.
>>815020
Sports-Entertainment is the delusion of a senile old fuck who can't bring himself to admit that all he ever amounted to was "carny rasslin' promoter"
It doesn't exist.
>>815022
18+
>>815022
>If I liked it it doesn't count
Smackdown results everyone!
>The Lucha Dragons defeated WWE tag team champions The New Day in a non-title match.
>Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose signed the contract for Sunday's Intercontinental Championship match. Owens delivered a cheap shot, infuriating Ambrose, who still managed to sign the contract.
>Ryback defeated The Ascension in a Handicap match.
>Dolph Ziggler defeated Tyler Breeze.
>The Wyatt Family cut a promo.
>Becky Lynch defeated Paige via submission.
>Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose defeated Sheamus and Kevin Owens.
>>815022
The AE contained less wrestling than the current era.
Also,
>WWE, TNA, Lucha Underground: Sports Entertainment.
>NJPW, ROH: Professional Wrestling.
Sports entertainment you enjoy is still sports entertainment.
>>814996
if you're suggesting that Vince makes WWE about "REAL TECHNICAL WRESTLING PSYCHOLOGY AND WORKRATE" well then that's not gonna sell either you fucking smark
>>815028
>TNA
>Sports Entertainment
>>815027
>ryback defeated the ascension
Bases jobber 2 v 1 ryback matches are back???
>>815027
>champions losing
Well at least we all know the New Day and KO are losing at TLC
Damn...
>>815028
How so? Attitude era PPVs contained more wrestling than the current era's RAWs. A 3 hour show with 20 minutes of in-ring action is a fucking joke.
Is Wrestling Forum the NeoGAF of online wrestling communities?
>>815037
Gross. Does she have a Xenomorph growing in her belly?
new john cena album when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQw5p0Ll2Q
>>815037
who is this dude?
>>815044
John Cena - Ceezus (2016)
1. Legend Killer (ft. Randy Orton) [Undertaker Diss] (produced by Alex Da Kid)
2. Basic Thugamomics 2016 (ft. Black Hippy)
3. Tooth Fairy [Rock Diss] (produced by The Alchemist)
4. Divas Ain't Shit (ft. Iggy Azalea) (produced by Dr. Dre)
5. World Heavyweight Champion Musik (produced by Young Chop)
6. Bodyslams in the Club (ft. YG) (produced by DJ Mustard)
7. My Caucasian (ft. Rich Homie Quan, Young Jeezy) (produced by DJ Mustard)
8. Sold Out Arenas (ft. Future, Three 6 Mafia) (produced by Mike WiLL Made It)
9. Chairs be Flyin' (ft. OFWGKTA) (produced by Left Brain)
10. Never Give Up (ft. Tha Trademark) (produced by DJ Khalil)
Target Bonus Track: WWE Licensed Apparel [Versace Remix] (ft. Migos)
Are you hyped for AOTY 2016, /asp/?
>>815037
so fucking ugly
>>815047
>Ceezus
>Divas Ain't Shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVq29fPFyOs
can you honestly see reigns or ambrose doing this?
Seth walks the dickish-full of himself kayfabe line in interviews
Roman always just comes across where he doesn't know what to do with his hands
>>815047
john cena and odd future would be pretty dope to be honest
>>815052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IFG22PJRoA
>the state of that suit
too bad he couldn't just wear his vest with the jacket over it
>>815057
>that suit
Jesus Christ, Vince. Why did they let Roman go to walmart and pick what awful thing?
>>815044
>shitty opening pop, amazing reaction by the end when he finished
>they didnt continue with this
kill me senpai
>the word filters are still in effect
what the fuck is actually wrong with this chink baka
>>815062
By the time the marvel movies are done he'll be 60 years old
>>815055
Are those dudes even still together? Haven't followed any of their shit in years.
>>815063
I like the nigger talk filters desu senpai but the c uck filter can fuck right off.
>>815044
Damn, I miss thuganomics Cena. That really needs one more run.
>john cena comes back
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw plays during his entrance with john cena covering it
>nwo 2.0
>>815065
They're all still making stuff but OF is barely a thing anymore
>>815027
>Dolph Ziggler defeated Tyler Breeze.
I feel bad for Ziggler
>>815080
>he's dressed like a used care salesman
>fighting Brock the next night
>nitpicking
>>815078
are they doing a tlc match?
>Rusev/Lana are a part fo the main event storyline
>Summer Rae is stuck in the undercard with 5 years developmental man
I now understand why divas don't like Lana
LETS GO CENA
>>815090
Summer Rae is even a pretty solid wrestler too
>>815029
He's not, but keep rallying against le smark boogeyman
>>815090
Maybe they should hook up with top talent wrestlers so they can move up the card like Lana and the Bellas. A bitch will stay at the bottom marrying the Usos or Tyson Kid
>>815110
> top talent
> Rusev
I love him, but the company views him as a third-stringer in a stable featuring Sheamus & Del Rio
Also Vince fucking HATES that Rusev scored Lana
>>815056
Beastista had an A+ powerbomb, I miss it desu.
>>815090
lana is not involved with League of Jobbers, she's involved in a feud with Rybotch.
>>815119
> A+
> can't even floatover into the Sitout pin correctly
Baby, pls
>>815123
>le nxt manlet vanilla midget mark has an iq this low
not even a surprise 2bh
>>815123
That doesn't look as good or effective as the Batista Bomb does, the release and back roll makes it a better looking powerbomb than this one or the one Reigns does.
>>815126
Dude, even Batista admits that his Sitout Powerbomb was shit. Meme elsewhere, dumbfuck
>>815129
(finding a quality GIF of Harper's gorgeous Sitoutbomb was depressingly hard. Stupid 4MB limit)
>>815129
Batista says he was a shit face and was shitty at promos too. Guy is just humble as hell.
>>815128
> release and back roll
That's literally a botch, dummy
>>815131
Well...he WAS kind of dorky as a face
"Basketballs don't hold grudges!"
Apparently the Sitout was somebody else's idea, which makes sense because his Release Powerbomb was tight
>>815132
The only good powerbombs are the ones released before landing. The Batista Bomb is the only good sitout powerbomb because he releases beforehand and falls back, every other one looks like shit.
>>815135
> this pleb taste
18+
>>815119
It was shit
HarpGOATs is better
>>815135
>he releases beforehand and falls back
Except that's doing it wrong, and destroys the momentum of it.
>>815147
no it doesn't, it makes it look more impactful
>>815148
> rolling backwards
> more powerful
How is it possible to be this wrong?
Ruthless Aggression babby pls go hommu
Post yfw based beeg returns to assist Sheamus at TLC
Man I enjoy upupdowndown series way too much
>>815151
If that were to happen, the following Raw would have a 0 rating.
Name our stable
>>815163
Incredibly wankered giant phaggots
I would genuinely book John Cena to open the show next monday night, challenge Sheamus and beat him for the title right there and then.
Have i lost it broskis?
>>815163
Workers of Marks
>>815163
Brian Pillman's Ugly Brother and The Receding 14 Year Olds
>>815166
maryse and kelly kelly and nikki bella should come back T B H
>>815174
They're just your typical strong independent modern wymen who live off their man even though they could make a nice living on their own.
>>815174
Viva La Revolution
(No. They can all fuck off forever. They're not even pretty.)
>>815179
>>815179
fucking faggot
>sheamus has a thing with roman
>adr has a thing with jack swagger
>rusev has a thing with ryback i think
>barret has ?????
jesus christ
>>815027
>champions lose! oh, non-title match, who cares
>another goddamn contract signing
>squash
>literally who cares
>losers with no credibility
>women
>might be alright
>>815163
The Memes
>>815163
Kenny and his fans
Who watching World Tag League here?
>>815191
what is that familia?
>people like Juice Robinson
Fucken hell.
Based Tanaka and Yohei blowing the fuck out of Finlay and Juice.
>>815199
bro what are you talkinga bout christopher daniels is in the ring right now???
>>815201
I just started watching.
Jay White has the best hair in pro-wrestling.
Hi. Just wanted to let you delusional average IQ 'smarks' know that WWE's shittiness is purely due to an atrociously uninteresting, vanilla midget filled, depression-inducing bore of a roster and nothing else. And this terrible roster is YOUR fault. It's not Vince's fault. It's not Roman's fault. It's your fault for feigning interest and enjoyment in a wrestler as boring as Kevin Owens just because 'DUDE HE'S THAT GUY FROM THE INDIES I BETTER CHEER HIM SO EVERYONE KNOWS I WATCH INDIES AND KNOWS IM A SMARK WHO IS SMARTER THAN NON-INDIE WATCHING MARKS LMAO'. Now for the next 10 years we're stuck with rating-killer fatty fat fat fat KO and shitty indie vanilla midget wrestlers alike who are completely devoid of any qualities that once equated to a successful WWE superstar i.e. SCSA. Good job neckbeards.
>>815204
*tips fedora*
>>815204
>tfw miss Cena
Quit Raw lads, didn't watch this week and won't watch til BMJ is back tbqhwy
>2.5
And people still chose to watch this shit willingly
lol
Based BUSHI blowing the fuck out of Dorada
tanahashi and chris jericho have such nice arms
this is me
ive been cutting myself because of paige
>>815208
If only there was another company getting 5+ viewers like WCW was. It's the only reason they're not in panic mode like the mid 90s.
>michael elgin is over as fuck in japan
kek
Daily reminder that the low ratings are because of the piss poor booking and storylines.
The talent is not to blame lads.
>>815215
Go shit up spee some more Seb
>>815219
Neville
Damien Sandow
ADR
Curtis Axel
Kevin Owens
Cesaro
Ziggler
Tyler Breeze
Sheamus
Kalisto
Sin Cara
Stardust
Titus O'Neil
Wade Barrett
Jack Swagger
Heath Slater
Erick Rowan
Darren Young
Please tell me how any of this 'talent' could ever possibly be booked well enough to not be as boring as watching paint dry. You can't. They are intrinsically complete shit. They all lack the look. They all lack the personality traits that are needed to be a sports entertainer and not a wrestler. They all get crickets when they go to the ring. They are all typical millennial trash who wouldn't even be fit to job to the guys of the AE or RAE 10+ years ago.
I AM THE TABLE
what the fuck was that shit
>>815226
18+
all this purple faggot does is drop guys on their heads
>>815226
>being 35+ years old and browsing 4chan
Who /lovepreet/ here?
>>815235
try 55 years old
Guys, w-where's Kane?
>>815182
>moustache
>>815247
I think you need to regain control of your life mate.
>>815247
>55
zandigjesus.wav
I'm 29 and probably too old for this shit.
Who can't wait for Cena to BTFO Reigns when they have there eventual feud?
>>815257
>yfw this headlines wm 32
>yfw reigns wins
>>815258
>reigns makes cena tap out
>>815259
with what?
his promoes?
>>815259
>Reigns makes Cena tap out with the weakest looking STF in history
>There was an incident during tonight's WWE SmackDown tapings in Jacksonville, Florida where a family had to be escorted out of the arena by security. It appears the issues began when two young boys called Roman Reigns the "n word" during his entrance. This led to some comments from other fans in that section and the boys' mother didn't respond well to people talking to her sons. The mother then got into an argument with other fans, accusing them of taking photos of her kids. Security saw there was a situation brewing and the family causing the problems was removed.
I don't see the problem with that family. HH.
>>815268
>go to the South
>get called a nigger
Shocking.
>tfw you were going to buy nephew a Roman action figure for Christmas but went with star wars shit instead
Well there's $20 saved
>>815264
The weaker the STF looks, the more powerful it actually is. That's why Cena is the master of it.
>>815268
Coconut nigs on suicide watch
raw is 3 hours long
last monday it had 7 matches.
NXT is an hour long.
last NXT had 6 matches.
>>815277
How many womens wrestling matches though?
>>815278
i dont know.
and i dont care.
>>815273
>action figures cost $20 nowadays
Let me guess, they're complete shit quality now too, right?
>>815280
yup.
>>815281
>back in the day we used to get top quality figures made with that rubber like skin and bone crunching skeleton from Jakks Pacific for like $6 all day long
>>815163
Ugly pants tbqh
>>815283
i was never into those.
i was more of a transformers guy.
and now those things are hollow as fuck and lack joints.
>>815284
thats the gimmick.
>>815283
You mean these?
>>815280
>$20
Lol. The local bingo hall show I went to this Sunday was selling new WWE figures for $50. Like they were collectors items.
>>815286
oh right hardy boys rip off now it all comes together.
John Cena took this time off to personally convince CM Punk to come back and main event wrestlemania 32 with him
GOAT CENA
>>815295
Kek
>implying Punk won't die in the octagon.
>>815277
They're edited differently clearly.
>>815163
>Mfw IWC smarks convince themselves that these midget wrestlers are good and worth watching
>>815183
did they really think that reusing faggots from earlier segments wasn't going to kill ratings?
>>815027
>Ryback defeated The Ascension in a Handicap match.
>Dolph Ziggler defeated Tyler Breeze.
>Muh NXT stars
B U R I E D
>Paige losing when she's no.1 contender
Who is booking this show these days?
>>815204
>there are people that really think this
>>815183
He's the Barrety of League Of Nations.
>>815226
>putting superstars that were good in NXT on that list
answers right there desu fampai.
>>815310
>>Paige losing when she's no.1 contender
>Who is booking this show these days?
>Paige losing
Someone with sense.
>>815312
>baretty
>one of the longest ic title holders
>>815287
With wooden plank.
>>815323
They had to represent Steph somehow.
>>815301
>implying Punk will ever step into the octagon to begin with
Watch hin tweak his pinky and get another 6 months of no booking
>>815320
>5 IC titles
>King of the Ring winner
And still the useless cunt can't get over.
>>815327
he got the bad news gimmick over as hell, quick as hell
Ambrose is a big guy. And Roman says you cant any friends
>>815329
If Ambrose bulks up I can see him having a place at the peak of the card.
Right now dude's coasting and phoning it in, though. Not that I blame him considering he has embarrassing booking and they're basically screaming into his face "you're an expendable asset to be fed into the hype machine of our great samoan ogrelord"
>>815226
They're all shit and all should be released and replaced.
>>815328
I'll believe that when I see it.
>>815329
Roman has that CIA pose there
>A fan in attendance at Tuesday's WWE Tribute to the Troops and SmackDown tapings in Jacksonville, Florida noted that Chris Jericho was confiscated by security. The same fan noted that the crowd was dead for most of the tapings, which goes with what our correspondents reported, and that there appeared to be around 300 in attendance.
>WWE Legend Jimmy Snuka will go to trial on March 22nd, 2016 Lehigh Valley, PA to face charges of rape and third-degree murder in the death of his then-girlfriend Nancy Argentino in May 2014. A hearing was held this week where the judge asked Argentino's sister to quit posting about the case on Facebook as there is still a gag order.
>Florida Governor Rick Scott was sitting ringside for tonight's WWE Tribute to the Troops tapings in Jacksonville. Scott was interacting with various WWE stars and seemed to be having a really good time.
>Daniel Bryan is headed overseas to Cambodia for a promotional tour. Bryan will be appearing at Bugis Junction, Bugis Square Level 1 this Wednesday at 7pm.
>>815336
18+
>>815344
18+
>>815316
Well it's pretty damn stupid to make someone who has a title match later on in the week lose on smackdown. What does that even say about her?
>>815327
He was over as Bad News Barett then they scrapped it quickly.
>>815338
Ambrose has the Bane pose too. Thanks for explaining the joke.
>>815351
your're welcome
>>815349
Becky is gonna get pushed as the Diva babyface to lead towards a Becky vs Sasha PPV to satisfy the smarks before Thicki comes back and gets the title back.
>>815339
>Chris Jericho was confiscated by security
kek
>>815339
>Chris Jericho was confiscated by security.
What?
>>815057
Jesus Christ, do these faggots not know how to dress? Like look at Rock and Batista, they go with clothes much smaller and it actually looks good on them.
>>815373
>Batista with skinny jeans
No
>>815376
better than that ugly drag dress Roman is wearing
>2.15 and it's only going to get worst
I think the way WWE can ever recover is to completely scrap all current storylines/characters the past few years and start all over, minus Cena of course.
>>815364
>>815329
Roman is a big guy too
>>815332
I kek'd at "great Samoan ogrelord"
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>>815163
Manlets for life.
>>815391
why is the 10 backwards? in the clock?
>Main event is dead and the ratings die
>20min Ramen & Sheamus promo every night
>Cena unexpected return
>he is a cool heel now
>destroys Ramen&Sheamus and says he is the real champ
>crowd pops into insanity
>Cena is over with everybody
>BIG MATCH JOHN
Vince is a genius
>>815395
A fuckup maybe?
I still can't believe the last segment of this week's Raw actually happened.
It's unreal.
>>815395
Its clearly 2deep for dumb marks like you.
Based Corbin.
>>815396
>TLC main event happening
>Roman is getting the upperhand
>Beeg comes and knocks him out.
>Beeg helps Sheamus climb the ladder
>suddenly PRRRR APPLEDOUGH
>Cena FU's Beeg and Sheamus
>Roman getting up
>Staredown of Roman and Cena
>Roman starts climbing
>Cena pulls him and FU's him
>Takes the title for himself
>RR is set up as a Triple Threat where Roman wins and fueds with Cena til Mania
Is there anything more autistic in these threads than fantasy booking?
Its always the most retarded booking, usually with less logic than wwes booking.
>>815402
thats terrible, but I would sort of see it happening. I dont think he would AA Roman though, but who knows, if Roman vs Cena happens then I would sort of be glad, but it would shit on Sheamus' reign.
>>815403
/wwe/ is the name, autism is the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>tfw the state of raw and wwe
>>815339
>>Daniel Bryan is headed overseas to Cambodia for a promotional tour. Bryan will be appearing at Bugis Junction, Bugis Square Level 1 this Wednesday at 7pm.
so can we all agree that the Wyatts NEED the win against "Team Extreme"? I mean, Braun already proved he's the strongest one out of all 8 of them so he should be the defining factor of the feud, especially how he squashed Dreamer. Maybe a little fight with him and Rhyno and then have him win the match. Also why are Harper and Rowan so weak when they are almost as big as him?
>tfw no League of Nations vs Wyatts
Legit marked when the Wyatts came out. WWE needs to learn that having a heel on heel match can make ppl mark. That reaction was pretty legit
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
Where is the webm of Sasha twerking?
>>815412
>wyatts
>winning
>when the old men need to get over
stop believing and it won't hurt as much
>>815391
Corbin comes off as a high school poser.
He was trying so hard to be seen as "unique" during the last episode of Breaking Ground.
Corbin has a retarded looking face, he can't be taken seriously.
>>815416
>>815417
>Hating on based Corbin
>>815409
>tfw the last few months of being a wwe mark has felt like Shinji during EoE
I've been focusing more on music and trying to become a better person
>>815416
>getting worked by based Baron
>>815382
Wouldn't matter. The creative team of THIRTY PLUS writers still don't have a clue about the wrestling business.
El Rey should strongly consider moving Lucha Underground to Monday nights.
WWE needs competition of some kind because they obviously don't have any motivation right now.
>>815332
>If Ambrose bulks up I can see him having a place at the peak of the card.
in the outlaws maybe or perhaps japan as the newest member of the bullet club.
>>815418
his face looks too friendly.
also, on all levels but physical, he is a wolf.
>TLC is on the same weekend as McGregor/Aldo
Jesus Christ, RIP Vince
>>815425
xDDD
>>815428
NO ONE CARES ABOUT UFC DAMNIT!
hey, the two best talkers in wwe, Ambrose and Owens are having a match at TLC, and thye havent cut a single promo.
let that sink in.
>>815428
>manlet cage fighting
Just as worse as wrestling desu senpai
>>815412
Calling it now, The Wyatts turn face before Wrestlemania to take on League of Nations.
>>815373
>Tfw you don't get heels who dress well anymore.
That cheap suit Sheamus wore last week was embarrassing.
>Tfw people think neckbeards like Kevin Owens and Bray Wyatt are what top heels should be like.
If he's not wearing a suit with sun glasses in doors and talking mad shit like Hollywood Rock and Batista then they're not a good heel. This policy of someone cutting a promo wearing their own merch and underwear won't draw heat anywhere.
What happened to this company?
>>815433
Except more people are excited for it in place of...Roman vs. Sheamus....boy what an exciting match!
Real tears @ you if you plan on tuning in.
>>815431
because the wwe doesnt want to hear IWC shit spewed on air and deans rambling.
goddamit i need a Carmella porn star lookalike. Dat god damn body
>>815435
>>815439
>That body
You what?
>>815024
Usually I don't like 18+ posts, but this one was perfectly timed
>denying that the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression were sports entertainment
>>815423
This IWC smark thinks LU could actually compete. It's endearing.
>>815423
>wanting LU to compete with WWE
I like LU, but no.
That would just hurt them a lot.
>>815310
They did the same thing before her match at Survivor Series. They must be preparing to have another woman enter the title picture. I don't see why else they would be booking Paige to look so weak on a consistent basis.
Probably for the best anyway. I like Paige but shes been over exposed. Time for a break.
>>815436
kek hell no, I stopped paying for the E like last month. Only thing worth watching on there was Breaking Ground
>>815434
this would be cool but ADR needs to lose that title then
