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Ratings coming today.
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>>805279
Gay
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>mfw ill wake up and this thread will be deleted
You niggas never learn tbqh
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>Reigns is better than Ambrose
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In b4 0.1 rating
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>in the previous thread
>Bray this and Bray that, Bray should main event, win the rumble, etc

FUCK BRAY WYATT

Jesus fuck, what is it going to take for people to stop caring about this worthless jobber?
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>>805299
When he stops looking like them.
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>>805299
When he gets his push.
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>>805305

Then the ratings will go to a -1
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>>805306
but no one will like him anymore.
You can't have your cake and eat it too Anon.
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>>805306
Hence why you build up an entertaining, credible babyface at the same time so people have someone to barrack for and tune in to watch.
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>>805346
>entertaining, credible babyface

Not when you have smarks overwhelming the marks at this point.
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>>805346
you still want brayyyy lmao so it wouldnt work irregardless
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>>805354
There aren't even that many smarks in the crowds to be honest

It's just that Reigns is so shit not even the marks like him
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http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1202/604363/did-this-week-wwe-raw-bounce-back-from-last-week-record-low/

Ratings up 7 percent.
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>>805355
>irregardless
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>the episode with more sheamus gets more viewers
"But Sheamus is the champ" guy BTFO
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>>805364
>ratings up even though Raw was just as bad as last week
Those people that decided to give it another chance must have been disappointed
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>>805371
>The Episode with more New Day gets more viewers
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>>805299
lol, if WWE released Bray today he could be top guy at the promotion of his choice. They're wasting him.
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>>805354
Daniel Bryan is proof alone it can work. Reigns just plainisnt entertaining, in ring or on the mic.
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>>805392

No, the "Yes/No" chant is proof alone that it can work.
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>>805398
>Daniel Bry-an
>You deserve it
>thank you daniel
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>>805398
I guess Roman getting 'What' Chants means he's over too right?
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>>805398
People were cheering for him long before the Yes/No chants.

What about that promo before TLC 2013 where the crowd was chanting Daniel Bryan for like 2 minutes non stop during Trips promo.
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>>805392
you're right roman just needs a chant.
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>SmackDown kicks off with Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and The Usos in the ring calling out the League of Nations. They come out and we get an eight-man main event for tonight. The New Day comes out and says The Usos and Ambrose have to fight them in order to be Reigns' partners in the main event

>Tyler Breeze defeated Neville with the Unprettier. Dolph Ziggler was on commentary and the crowd was dead for this match

>Brie Bella defeated Becky Lynch by DQ when WWE Divas Champion Charlotte ran in and attacked Brie after Brie earlier knocked Charlotte down outside of the ring. Alicia Fox was also at ringside

>WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day defeated The Usos and Dean Ambrose when Xavier Woods pinned Jimmy Uso. Reigns will now be alone in the main event

>Bray Wyatt squashed Devon Dudley and pinned him after Sister Abigail. After the match, The Wyatt Family also beat down Tommy Dreamer and Bubba Ray Dudley, who were at ringside. They beat the ECW Originals up with kendo sticks and put Dreamer through a table

>Roman Reigns vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus, United States Champion Alberto Del Rio, Rusev and King Barrett in a Handicap match is next. Barrett got eliminated half-way into the match. Rusev works over Reigns pretty good now. Reigns ends up winning by count out. After the match, Sheamus hits Reins with a Brogue Kick and out come The Usos with Ambrose. The babyfaces help Reigns fight off The League of Nations and stand tall to end SmackDown
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>>805290
>implying anyone thinks that
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>>805404
they were in his hometown that night
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>>805407
>Reigns literally wins against 3 men at once
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>>805416
4*
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>>805416
It's fucking amazing.
They formed an entire faction on Monday Night Raw.
and not ONE SHOW after forming they lose to JUST ROMAN REIGNS.
This is what smarks will defend.
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>>805407
>Neville losing clean
>Dudleys booked weakly
>Roman beats a new stable all by himself
whoever comes up with that shit should be hanged by his balls
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>>805422
Even Cena ruining the Nexus it was at least it was down to a 2v1. Not a 4v1 the ENTIRE MATCH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s1C-B1mnAY

Friendly reminder that Kurt will meme wrestlers apart.
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>>805415
So? It's not the only place he got his name chanted.
Cena goes to his hometown and gets boo'd.

It's still possible to be a popular babyface in today's era. You just need the right material, and the in ring skills to back it up.
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>>805428
The only solid babyface that wwe now has is actually Deano
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>>805407
Based Reigns better off on his own, had he had deannetty and the coconut twins they would have gotten pinned.
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>>805431
It was funny watching the handicap match on RAW and seeing Roman take out several guys making him standing alone in the ring
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Guys you're supposed to make your top guy or future top guy look powerful, they can't just lose half of the time
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>>805407
>Roman Reigns vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus, United States Champion Alberto Del Rio, Rusev and King Barrett in a Handicap match is next. Barrett got eliminated half-way into the match. Rusev works over Reigns pretty good now. Reigns ends up winning by count out. After the match, Sheamus hits Reins with a Brogue Kick and out come The Usos with Ambrose. The babyfaces help Reigns fight off The League of Nations and stand tall to end SmackDown

>Roman literally beating four men (and two champions) at once
>taking your top title-holders finishing move and still standing tall at the end

That's just obnoxious.
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>>805435
You don't make an entire stable look weak
You don't make your WWE AND US champ look weak at once
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>>805438
>You don't make your WWE AND US champ look weak at once

Who cares about those faggots?
#PrayForRuRu
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RAW RATINGS:

8 p.m: 3.309 million viewers
9 p.m: 3.190 million viewers
10 p.m: 3.005 million viewers

Overall: 3.17 million viewers
Up from last week.
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>>805441
Based fucking Reigns saving the show one week at a time.
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>>805435
It depends, in this case you make the champ strong so the victory for Ramen at TLC looks that much better.

However, if its someone like Lesnar challenging a champion, then make Lesnar look strong.
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>>805442
ROMAN 2:16
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1
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>>805445
Not anymore, lad.
Damage undone. #RoRoSquad
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i feel like we cant really judge that smackdown main event completely until we see how it comes off on tv
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>>805448
STRONG
T
R
O
N
G
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>>805448
>winning a 4v1 handicap against the Champ's Heel stable

ONE
AGAINST
ALL
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>>805450
>>805452

epic
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>>805452
Not to mention, a NEW heel stable who has yet to really be established.
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>>805435
Last thing we need is a repeat of Royal Rumble 2015 where instead of building up multiple people it's all built around one.
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>>805435
>Can't lose half the time
Roman doesn't have a clean singles loss
Not one.
He just beats 4 men, two of which are champions by HIMSELF.
Listen to yourself
FOUR WRESTLERS
BY HIMSELF
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>>805454
>who has yet to really be established.

They have been established as Roman's fuckboys now.
I hope we at least get some awesome backstage promos with them sitting in a room with their various flags on the walls discussing the best way to kill Reigns whilst looking at a map.
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>>805457
via countout
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>>805441
>>805442
>>805445
>>805446
New Day and LoN saved the ratings, not boring reigns.
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>>805458
>inb4 Barrett comes out with a monocle, petting a stuffed cat
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>>805460
THEY STILL LOST A FOUR VS 1!
Anyone else, even John Cena would be out the fucking mat being kicked into the mat. Yet Roman 'I get gas from doing my three moves of death' Reigns somehow survives and manages to get a win over 4 men.
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>>805461
Focus = Reigns
Saviour = Reigns

Smarks getting blasted
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>>805462
>Del Rio wears a poncho
>Rusev dresses up like Oddjob from James Bond
>Sheamus goes full Celt with a plastic battleaxe
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>>805462
>Barrett comes out with a monocle, petting a stuffed cat
>Rusev comes out squatting wearing tracksuit and suit shoes
>Del Rio grows out a moustache, comes into the ring with a poncho and sombrero
>Sheamus paints his face William Walace-like and shouts FREEDOM instead of FELLA
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Reminder that Roman has beaten the Wyatts including Strowman and the LoN by himself C L E A N.

Strong as fuck. This guy's powerlevel is maybe a notch below Cena and Bork. How can you guys dislike him? He has a 93% winrate. Not even the Rock had that many wins.

If you don't like Roman you are an edgy jaded smark who likes to cheer for bad guys and underdogs.
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>>805465
>Supporting two champions being made look weak
>We're the smarks
Sure pal.
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>>805466
>>805467
I'm not sure if I prefer Slavsev or Rusoddjob.
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>>805465
New day had the most segments.

Its a shame that roman wastes precious booty air time
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>>805470
>>805474
>smarks put on blast by Roman "The only draw of the Shield" Reigns

#TeamRoRo
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>>805474
>tfw really disliked New Day at first but right now I'm only tuning into RAW for them
Wish Xavier did more shit on his trombone besides the new day rocks tune lately, like when he did Rusevs theme it was top notch
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>>805458

Batista out of nowhere in his Bond Villain persona.

"Leave Reigns to me."

How hard would you mark?
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>>805476
>Supporting Burials in 2015
>Calling other people smarks
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I don't get op's pic.
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>>805480
>Loses to third worst Bond
What do you think?
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>>805476
Anon, I get that you have some weird homolust for samoans, but I'm simply thinking of whats best for business

Burying a stable with two title holders is not good for business.

I just find it unfortunate that the FUTURE of WWE isn't Seth Rollins, with his excellent use of my gr- I mean the use of Triple H's amazing finisher, the pedigree.
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>>805469
>He has a 93% winrate
That should never be a draw.
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>>805491
This. If you only win and win and win and win and never lose you won't get people turning on the channel for you
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>>805490
>Burying a stable with two title holders
A stable with two title holders THAT JUST FORMED A SINGLE SHOW AGO mind you
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>>805492
he literally just lost to sheamus
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>>805495
Do you just live in a world where Clean/Dirty loses don't exist?
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There isn't a single person in the roster able to go one on one with Reigns and win in kayfabe. Where does he go from there?

Are they feeding him Cena or Brock?
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>>805492
>If you only win and win and win and win and never lose you won't get people turning on the channel for you

But ratings went up.
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>>805500
He's gonna beat Cena and absorb his life essence, thus becoming Cena 2.0
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>>805503
What's the point in becoming Cena 2.0 if you're already stronger than that?
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>>805461
Exactly. I started falling asleep in hour three and decided to go to bed. I would have stayed awake if I had known New Day would be added to the main event.
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>>805502
How do you know it's ONLY because of Ramen
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>>805500
PPV seth, the architect knows him well and how to take him down.
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>>805509
Because he's the focus of the show, duh.
Therefore it's more likely to be him than any other source. Just basic common sense 2bqh
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>>805511
Fuck off, Roman
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>>805461

Lmao why do redditers hate Roman this much?
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>>805504
He'll beat Cena in a face vs face respect match and Cena will raise his arm up just like The Rock did
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>>805513
>I'm not blinded by butthurt so that means I'm Roman on my cousin Dwayne's chromebook whilst he's out shooting a movie and I'm sleeping with his wife after having left my daughter in the car alone with the windows rolled up

You don't really balee dat, do you?
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>>805515
Because hes over 6'
Is an alpha
Isn't a vanilla midget
All the girls like him
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>>805515
Im starting to think its wewtists
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>>805517
>balee
Roman detected
fuck off coconut nigger
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>>805515
He looks good looking. He doesn't do a bunch of pointless flippy shit
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>>805515
Pushed to the moon, obviously as Cena V2
Little Charisma
Not great in the ring
Needs to stay away from the mainevent for a year or two basically.
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>>805521
That's a very hurtful term and I'm sure my extend-Roman's extended family and friends would be very hurt.
Think of the Usos.
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>>805527
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>>805511
But Sheamus is the champion so surely he's solely responsible for the ratings? Roman is just another pleb on WWE's pointless roster
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>>805528
What's your favourite wrestling move?
Mine's the spear or the superman punch.
Or Dean Ambrose.

>>805530
No lad, It's Roman for sure.
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>>805515
>all those thousands of fans who have stopped watching WWE are all users of reddit
[citation needed]
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>Last week
>Ratings are low, Sheamus is the champ
>It's Roman's fault!

>This week
>Ratings are high, focus on Roman, his samoan family and poor little white guy Deanetty
>It's not cause of Roman!

Smarks are brain dead.
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R R Rroman s ss should have um y know put pp put the title on top of a uh uh Y'know a tree you know
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>>805534

Smarks ruined WWE.
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>>805534
>Last week
>Ratings are low, Sheamus is the champ
>It's Sheamus' fault!

>This week
>Ratings are high, Sheamus is still the champ
>It's not cause of Sheamus!

Marks are brain dead.
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>>805539
Basically

They whine and boo when they don't get the outcome they want. I understand wanting a certain match set up, but don't bitch about the outcome not going your way
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>>805494
>formed one show ago
>loses to one person 4:1
That's not a good sign.
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>>805541

I'm not a mark redditer!
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>>805542

They rather want their Dolph Ziggler vs Tyler Breeze in the main event than anything else.
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>>805539
the internet ruined wwe actually
nothing is a secret anymore
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>>805539
>>805542
>Those damn smarks! How dare they criticize the company?
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>>805549

There's a difference between criticizing than just flat out hating anything WWE does.
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>>805549
I'm all for criticism but they need to seriously stoo booing because their favorite loses. Tomorrow is another day and something different could happen in the story.
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>>805553

B-b-b-ut Cesaro needs to be champ now! Daniel Bryan needs to be champ now! Seth rollins needs to be champ now! Deanetty needs to be champ now! I hate Roman, he only does 2 moves! Tyler Breeze is gorgeous! Women's wrestling *clap clap clap*
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>>805554
The NXT crowd is fucking obnoxious, something needs to be done. Is it because 90% of shows are in Full Sail?
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>>805554
Surprisingly enough, all of those guys happen to be better than Reigns.

It's almost like they have a point..
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>>805557

Well WWE is pretty much turning Raw into NXT.

The low ratings are the result of it.
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>>805551
because they're not doing anything good.
We're supposed to call Raw the 3 Hour Roman Reigns Show
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>>805554
Seth already was Champ and he fucking stunk up the joint.
Based Sheamus is doing much better because he's not a vanilla spot monkey.
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>>805545
Stop posting like a mark redditer then
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>>805560

Imagine if they did this to anyone else.

Then it would be the 3 hour Cesaro/Bryan/Deanetty/Divas show.

They're already giving Divas more air time than they need, so they're not far on that one.
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>>805558
It doesn't matter if they are better than Reigns. You missed the point of the post. Smarks want all these people made into champions instantly, how the fuck is that going to work?
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>>805564
Not necessarily champions, just in the title picture
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>>805564
>Smarks want all these people made into champions instantly, how the fuck is that going to work?

It's not. Seth already proved this.
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>>805551
>>805553
>marks getting rump roasted that people are shitting on their beloved WWE children's TV show
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>>805564
>We want someone to not lose all the time
>'OH THERE GOES THE SMARKS AGAIN WANTING TO PUT BELTS ON EVERYONE'
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>>805566
And they were, but the bitching continues.
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Enough ratings shitposting

POST FEUDS YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO SEE HAPPEN

>that mesh of strength and technique against pure underdog heart and technique
>that never-say-die attitude against the brutish, ruthless monster
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>>805569
>We want someone to not lose all the time
>Just so long as it isnt Roman Reigns
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>>805573
>or Cena
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>Make Daniel Bryan champ
>Gets injured for 6+ months

>Make Seth Rollins champ
>Gets injured for 6+ months

>Want Cesaro to be champ
>Gets injured for 6+ months

Can't you smarks get a clue already?
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>>805564
>smarks want the company to create a new, fresh and interesting title scene to improve the show and create new stars
>marks will eat any shit they are given because they are a mix of kids and plebs

Those dayum dirty smarks!!!!1!
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>>805573
>>805574
>or Orton
>or anyone else we don't like
>and as long as it is someone we specifically choose and like

Smarks are just recolored marks, you dipshits.
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>>805577
That Seth Rollins Championship reign sure was fresh and interesting with all of his no personality and promos.
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>>805577

>smarks want the company to push their favorite indie darlings and not home grown talent

>All their indie darlings, (Daniel Bryan, Cesaro, Seth, Kenta, Sami Zayn) are made of glass and can't hack the wwe schedule and end up getting injured for over half a year
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>yfw Reigns, Usos and Leo Krueger form a group called The Samoans and feud with League of Nations
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>>805573
I don't even care if Reigns wins all the time, just let him wrestle matches longer than 5 minutes that don't end in meme finishes (interference or other bs)
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>>805578

Except whatever the smarks pick, the marks normally don't want to see champ AT ALL.
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>>805578
isn't that how it works? You get over, you get a push. Not, you get a super mega push over every other talent in the company in hopes that it gets you over.
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>>805581
>and Leo Kruger

What
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>>805572
>Being desperate to see your favorite half naked men roll around a ring with each other.
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>>805420

>smarks defending Reigns
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what if you just started a career of wrestling as a furry.

got an expensive fursuit, and a wrestling singlet, and just made towns in that.

how nuclear heat would you get?

would people get it?

would it get over?
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>>805576
>Ramen has already spent 4 months out with an injury
Better not give him the title ever then
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>>805586
More entertaining than seeing a bunch of retards bash their brains in mma
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>>805577
Look I'm a sethfag and I'm glad he got the WHC, but if some stars don't get the title now they will have the opportunity LATER. Jesus, you people act like there is only one shot to be WHC
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>>805589
>yfw "The Big Dog" is actually Reigns back-up furry gimmick for when his face push fails
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>>805582

Yes, we all know only Roman's matches end in DQs.

Can you ever be objective?
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>>805593
it would basically be the next goldust.

or is it too next level?
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>>805586

There's more rolling around in an MMA or "real wrestling" match than there is in actual pro-wrestling. It's actually hilarious how more gay the other contact sports you watch are.
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>>805581
m8 Leo Kruger is nigerian
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>>805595
You could change the name of his spear to "the Red Rocket".
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>>805580
>WWE goes around signing as much indie talent as they can
>they are never allowed to succeed though because they are from the indies
>record low ratings and loss of revenue intensifies
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>>805590

Except he never had the title when he gotten injured. Bryan gotten injured everytime he touched a belt.
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Guys do you think I could become a pro wrestler if Im shy/have social anxiety.
I recently started lifting weights and am 18 yrs old and 6' 3". I was thinking about going to Santino Marrelas school since I live by it.
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>>805600
>this severe cognitive dissonance and denial

Waddamark.avi
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>>805589
Reddit pls go
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>>805600

>WWE give indie talent a chance

>They get injured easily cause they spent years giving themselves concussions and tombstones in front of 50 people to get people like you to cheer for them.
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>>805599
and the superman punch is "the cumshot"?

fuck on outta here, im trying to come up with something original and new.
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>>805592
>the show and the ratings are in the shitter
>nah, it's fine, we'll try to improve the show sometime later, maybe
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BIG
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>>805600
>give the top title to bryan
his manlet body couldnt handle it all and is now done forever.
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>>805608

18+
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BOSS
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>>805605
Kek this
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>>805600
Vince will never trust a guy who can make a decent living outside of WWE to have the belt. And that's why he valued Cena and now Reigns because they'll never just up and leave.
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>>805608
OCCASION
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>>805603
>denial
>ratings are already at record lows
ok kid
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>>805604
reddit would think its cool and progressive.

i think its easy heat. and if you can work with that gimmick, youll get the young bucks heat.

and young bucks heat is money.
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>Push Neville aka "The man that crowds forgot"
>Push Tyler "You can literally feel a breeze when my music hits" Breeze

>The city of smarks
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Do you guys miss him yet?

>>805614
Whos The Rock, Brock Lesnar and Batista?
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>>805616
More denial about the "they are never allowed to succeed because indies" part.
>Who is Seth Rollins
>famous from his indie run
>gets success
>fucks it up and starts the record low era
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMcFiPVx1Ww
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>>805600

>Give Rollins and Bryan the belts in the past two wrestlemanias
>Get record low ratings and injuries

Wew wew wew Vince has no business listening to smarks.

Bring back The Rock and Batista.
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>>805617
>young bucks
Literally who?
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>>805602
Once you got the fundamentals, do what most guys who have no charisma do, go to Japan. Thats what Finn did because you can literally say and do anything and you'll get over because no one understands you.
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>>805624
some japan outlaw spotmonkeys
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>>805623

Having Bryan win WM30 was Vince's BIGGEST mistake, in my opinion.
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>>805605
Is that why Ramen spent 4 months out of action with an injury? And why Boreton is out for a year? And why Nikki Khali needs neck surgery?

>the state of marks
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>>805279
Can I get a printout of Generico smiling?
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>>805624
fuck on outta here, everyone knows the young bizzles.
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>>805628

Agreed
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>>805625
thats pretty much what anderson and festus said, they would just go out there throw in a few jap words and just cuss all they wanted.
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>>805619
Neville at least had some pops when he first arrived.
It wasn't until they put him on full jobber mode that they stopped caring.
Tyler didn't even get any pops when he first arrived
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>>805620
>The rock, brock, Angle, Batista
who do you think is responsible for his mindset?
The product of all those guys leaving was Cena. Hollywood didnt want him and indies couldn't afford him.
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>>805622
Holy fuck I love this gimmick.
>Rusev calmly asking Cole if he's calling him a liar

Dude's too fucking based.
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>>805629
at least they actually brought in money into the company.
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>>805619
I actually like Tyler Breeze.
He has a great gimmick, is great on the mic and has great wrestling ability.
Too bad WWE failed at booking him.
He should've debuted at a U.S open challenge and took the belt from Cena.
Literally what was the point of him debuting on Smackdown and feuding with Spaghetti hair?
Goddamn this companies creative deoartment is ran by monkeys
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>>805622
>Lana goes on a mini-tangent about how she was devastated when she lost Rusev
>stayed up awake at night crying
>"I've always loved him."

>Rusev: Of course you did.

RUSEV
U
S
E
V
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>>805639
>He has a great gimmick
No he fucking doesn't.
Every single human with a double digit amount of brains cells thinks people who take selfies and use selfie sticks are complete fucking tools.
Which is Why Vince thinks it's brilliant.
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>>805639
IWC/neckbeard the post: tyler breeze booking edition.
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>>805631
Again. Literally who?

>>805640
Rusev is the only manlet I like
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>>805629

>4 months

It was 2 months you revisionist little shit. And he wasn't even in the title picture. Neither was Randy.

>Nikki Bella

Who gives a shit? She's not even injured, she just took time off to make sure Cena has someone to ride on his vacation.
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>>805622
>this storyline AGAIN
Fucking why
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>>805640
Now his job is to lose to Roman.
When his Bulgarian Baby Boy pops out out Lana's cooch he's not going to go 'my dad strong Bulgarian!' he's going to go 'my dad is so weak he lose to one man with three other people helping him'
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Daily reminder that the most successful man in the WWE was an outlaw.
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>>805643
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>>805645

At least you don't have to worry about Ziggler, who's too busy making love to Tyler Breeze.
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OFFICIAL /wwe/ APPROVED WRESTLERS.

1. Rusev
2. Luke Harper
3. Big Match John
4. New Day

If your favorite wrestler isn't on this list, then they're a meme and a ratings killer.
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>>805622
>Cole asks how many karats in the ring
>"It's the finest Russian jewelry EVER."
>But how many karats
>"It doesn't matter, lets not talk about money here."
>Cole asks Lana how many karats it is
>"Don't tell him how many karats"

I am fucking dying god bless you matchka
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>>805642
Tyler Breeze taking the belt from Cena would've made him a threat. He could've had open challenges every week putting on 5 star matches leading up to Cenas return so they could feud.
But nooooooo, WWE gives the belt to Alberto Spicrio for literally no reason. Hes so boring.
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>>805622

>Rusev loves technology,facetime, viber, skype, the instagram.

Unreal how great this man is. So much charisma, literally engaged to a 10/10, and good in the ring. I can't believe people compared to vladimir Kozlov
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>>805651
>Lou Carper

Nobody goes to Raw to see him
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>>805648
>when you eat the pussy and ita that time of the month
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>>805622
>rusev talking about the wedding
>cole asks if the Universe will be invited
>rusev whispers quietly to lana "we're not going to invite them, are we?"
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tfw your top diva is getting more chants on Raw than your top face.
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>>805621
That was in response to the underage marks saying 'indie darlings' should never be pushed or win a top title because they aren't 'homegrown'
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>>805477
>december 2014
>ferguson riots in full force
>some shitty PPV in Missouri where new day appear as clapping face preachers
>absolutely no reaction, remember that NewDayOverAsFuck.webm with the deadpool kid

fast forward 1 year

>New Day only good part of WWE
>4 segments a night
>new merch every month
>literally pulling the ratings out of purgatory

I love this carney fucking business

^:) horns up
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>>805662
She hasn't come close to "LETS GO CENA", though.
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>>805621
They gave him the title, but they booked him like the Miz.
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>>805665
>>absolutely no reaction, remember that NewDayOverAsFuck.webm with the deadpool kid
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>>805638
Because they were actually allowed to get over, that is the difference
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>>805667
>waaaah booking

He's boring and can't talk worth shit. Might be an attributing factor.
>>
Know what gets me about Smarks?
Put yourself in Roman's shoes.
Say YOU are fighting 4 men at once, most of which are in the same ballpark as your physique.
You beat them.
You'd call THAT bullshit.
You are literally in your minds putting Roman Reigns above yourself, the person you care about the most.
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>>805670
because they dont give a fuck, and have fun.
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>>805662
And as soon as she wrestles a match the crowd no longer gives a shit
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>>805644
>And he wasn't even in the title picture. Neither was Randy
So? You are talking about Bryan and Seth being too injury prone to be the champ yet Ramen is just as bad

>She's not even injured
lol, sit down mark
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>>805671
Neither can Roman, yet you support in
>inb4 smark response of 'yes he can you smark'
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>>805639
>He has a great gimmick

>Walking to the ring taking selfies is a "great" gimmick
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>>805677
selfies is not his gimmick.
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>>805676
>Neither can Roman, yet you support in

Do I?
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>>805665
>New Day only good part of WWE
>being an underage brony
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>>805674

She's better than half the dudes, not her fault she's working with a Breeeee right now.

Plus she's one of the only people on the current roster with charisma.
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>>805641
>Every single human with a double digit amount of brains cells thinks people who take selfies and use selfie sticks are complete fucking tools.

Not him but the fact that you think like this means the gimmick is coming off exactly as intended.
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>>805678

So what exactly is his gimmick? Putting the crowd to sleep?
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>>805622
>tfw Reigns vs Rusev would actually be a great feud because Rusev could probably carry him through promos

should've given him mitb, fuck

>seamlessly plugging the network

he's perfect Vince
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>>805681
>She's better than half the dudes

>Tumblards
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>>805677
[spoilers] selfie stick gimmick is supposed to be offputting [/spoilers]
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>>805685
>Rusev_does_crossfit.webm
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>>805684
he has that rick martel, narcissus, gorgeous george gimmick.
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>>805687

It's not off-putting, it's boring and the crowd doesn't even care enough to make any sort of reactionary noise.

You fullsail redditers need to get a grip on reality.
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>People keep blaming Seth for the low ratings
>Forgetting that Raw during his runs had such great moments as
>Zigger feuding with Rusev over Lana
>New Day being the only Tag team worth a damn since Samoey Joey killed Kidd
>Bray had a random feud with Ryback that lead nowhere, to a filler feud with Roman
>Ryback losing to Bray but the right after that winning the IC title and then feuding with Beeg and Fucking Miz
>Neville Vs Barret for like 20 matches then Neville vs Stardust for like 12
>Barret vs R-Truth for like 10 matches
>Divas Revolving Door of whatever just send women out
>And Sheamus vs Randy for the 1 millionth time
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>>805685
>>805690
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>>805695
>people blame Seth, the guy who Raw was focused around, for the low ratings
>whilst he was Champion

Woah that's cuhrazee.
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>>805693

So Fandango 2.0. Wow well that sure worked out well.
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>>805696
>when the bowl hits his face
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>>805695

Yes ratings always get praised/blamed on the champion.

You'd know this if you weren't underage.
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>>805699
nah, fandango has that disco inferno, alex wright deal.
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>>805698
Listen you manchild.
People weren't going to sit through 2 and a half hours of dogshit, regardless of champion.
You could have Jesus as the Champion but no one would tune in if they had to sit through the Bella twins and Dolph Ziggler frenching Lana in front of Rusev.
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>>805702
You already posted this in another thread and got BTFO

why are you posting it again=
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>>805705
>Franchise with Lana and the Bella twins at the same time
A man can only dream
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if it where up to you, how would you book TLC?
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>>805705
>oh no people are blaming the main focus of Raw, the man who got easily more screen-time than any other one person, lengthy talking time each Raw and the majority of the focus for a downturn in ratings

No really tell me more that's interesting.
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>>805696
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>>805709
dunno but would have a Dudleys vs New Day vs Luchas vs Wyatts for the tag titles, obviously a TLC match with some table spots and that would give Dudleys their 10th title

it's stupid that they didn't give them the title already, what's the point of bringing them in? only to put over people? come on now
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>tfw only 2 weeks until BMJ makes his glorious return

wonder what color his new shirt/hat will be

have they done Red/Green yet?
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>>805706

>got BTFO

By who? Certainly not your underage ass.
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>>805698
>the guy who Raw was focused around
>Raw is just one wrestler
that's the problem with you smarks
You seem to think the entire show is just the WHC.
Yes, Seth was on for every minute of these 3 hour slogs we call Raw.
He and whoever he faced were the ONLY wrestlers.
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>>805714
>red
yes
>green
yes
but red and green mixed nope
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>>805715
Stop embarrassing yourself please
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>RAW ratings up just a little bit
>Monday Night Football game: Ravens (3 wins) vs. Browns (2 wins)

The two probably have zero correlation.
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>>805709
I'd just cancel TLC and start reworking everyone's storylines to get ready for the Rumble. Have a tables match or something to compensate.
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>>805717
>Raw was not focused around Seth Rollins during his title reign

Do I smell suicide watch?
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>>805429
basically this, so much this!!!!
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>>805435
when was the last time ramen gains lost clean?
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>Sheamus has to wrestle absolute shitters like Roman and Deanetty
>saves the ratings

>Seth wrestles legends like Sting and Kane
>tanks the ratings

Based Fella
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