-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Sheamus
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
> 00:02:22
Its something...
Not to wish badly on the guy, but I kinda want to see Reigns get injured, on to them flip the fuck out.
STREAM WHERE
1 hour early as usual.
>>801194
The SquaredCircle subrebbit always has a list of great streams.
>>801193
At this point so many fucking guys are out injured they should just take 3 months off and come back with an actual script with a roadpath for more than one guy on the show.
>>801185
>someone spent time clumsily editing together wrestlers and put the date below
>they didn't even put all of New Day on the same side
I can't comprehend this advanced form of virginity.
>>801202
So it would be less virgin if they had taken the time to carefully craft the photoshop?
Who cares man it was probably a quick 10 minute PS job to have a half decent image for the thread while they watched something on TV or whatever.
We're all wrestling fans here, no reason to taunt each other.
>>801207
>We're all wrestling fans here, no reason to taunt each other.
I want /asp/ to leave the /wwe/ board.
>RAW on my birthday
Hopefully it will be hilariously bad.
>>801212
Happy birthday anon.
>>801210
Grow up
Is raw even worth watching tonight?
>>801212
BAH GAWD
>>801185
>30/11/2015
oof
>>801212
Happy birthday I hope you've been having a good one.
I hope it's either so bad it's good or actually good. Another mediocre RAW will just have me switching channels. I either want some actual surprises or a complete fucking trainwreck.
>>801212
>Implying it's your birthday and when it's so obviously my birthday
It's not possible, it's MY special day today.
>>801217
I miss biker Taker.
>>801215
It is solely to see how low WWE will go. I want to watch when the big shitstorm hits. I fuly expect there to be riots in London.
>>801196
You must be new here.
>>801215
My head says no but my heart says to hold out hope.
>>801217
God damn I miss backstage segments. The only time you see anyone backstage these days it's the stupid Authority Shill room and nothing interesting ever happens.
They don't even show 90% of the wrestler interviews on TV just on the Youtube channel and I'm not enough of an autist to hunt those down.
Three fucking hours of time to fill and they don't do anything to make it interesting.
Lucha Underground can't come back on the air soon enough. WWE is just pissing me off.
Are ya all ready for some more Ziggler vs Breeze?
>>801222
I hate that they've totally ignored him for this whole 25 anniversary angle because Vince thought the gimmick was stupid.
Bikertaker was amazing and reminds me of when Smackdown was actually worth watching.
>>801202
Me'h, its not much. Just something small to have as an OP. Since Woods isn't really a champion like the other two, he's being cheeky and poking his head in.
>>801231
>Vince thought the gimmick was stupid.
You mean he blatantly hates it, he treats the Undertaker as his masterpiece and doesn't want American Badass/Big Evil associated with it.
>>801229
AM I?! No. Funny how all feuds suck when you never give anyone other than Cena any time to discuss their motives. Why are they even feuding, other than "because"?
>>801237
So smarks can get their great "workrate" fix.
>>801229
I would have liked it if Breeze was half as good as he was on NXT. Vince really doesn't know how to book younger talent.
>>801239
Or...maybe Breeze just fucking sucks? Has that ever occurred in your mind?
>>801240
But Breeze was actually good on NXT.
>>801240
10 years in developmental pretty much says it.
>>801241
Yeah but what good does that do ANYONE when they come onto the main roster?
Is Pittsburg usually a smarky crowd?
>>801245
I don't think so either, so prepare for lots of cheers for Reigns.
Who hyped for Balor Club debut tonight?
>tfw smarks rage when Balor enters on Corbin's shoulders
>>801245
Pittsburgh is midtier. Perfect recipe for a few annoying smarks to hijack the show
>>801197
well good luck handling their "banters"
>>801236
Yep that's what I mean and I think it's dumb as hell. Bikertaker was a part of that characters history, kept him relevant and he had his best matches in that stage of his career.
>>801255
>He just looks about as intimidating as a 12 year old boy.
And that's a BIG problem.
>>801254
There's a reason I'm posting here and not there. Can't handle their brand of negativity tonight.
What are the smark town tiers?
I assume NY and Dallas are pretty high up there
>>801257
Never said it wasn't. I hate to be a body-queen but Breeze is the walking, talking, living embodiment of why muscles and the look is just as important as talent.
Nobody, NOBODY is taking him seriously anywhere near the Main Event scene. You can blame his gimmick but without it he'd just be an unimposing midcarder minus the character that pouting and selfies give him.
>>801260
Boston and Philly are probably the smarkiest of the smarks. But they're also the biggest Ziggler asskisses, so they're also the shittiest of towns.
>>801260
Chicago, Boston, Philly, NYC
>>801261
It pretty much shows that looks matter more than actual "technical wrestling" skill.
>>801260
Any non-American first-world city is apex smarksville.
>>801274
That's because they boo anyone who isn't Ziggler or aren't their nationality.
>>801279
seriously who still cheers for ziggler?
>>801279
I will never understand why people care about Ziggler.
He's the absolute embodiment of vanilla; midcard defined.
Haha your idols are men in speedos what a bunch of fags
>>801286
ONLY smarks.
>>801287
Cleveland is so beta. The only recent champions they can claim (in any sport!) are based Miz and those two garbage Ziggler reigns
>>801287
I'm pretty sure that's the point. Smarks rather cheer for the jobbers and boo the actual stars.
>>801261
Why does ever nigga gotta be in the main event? He'll be an entertaining midcard heel just like he was in NXT and will put on some entertaining matches and feuds so guys can get a rub beating him and moving on to higher tier opponents.
Being a jobber is an important role in the business.
>>801252
I fucking hope so, only then RAW won't be shit tonight. Either that or Ric Flair comes out drunk and assaults one of the camera men.
>>801296
I agree with you, I was just using it as an example.
ITS A NEW DAY
YES IT IS
RAW will be boring tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>801334
Tru brother
>>801212
its not your birthday, its a newday
>>801334
Can the Hogan poster save RAW tonight?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
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>>801334
here we go
i say tonight we help out hogan guy..lets get him to the most replies ever
>>801334
NEW DAY is the best part of RAW.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>that fusion
>wearing a suit too havent seen that before
oh saxton..
Let's talk about our teams
Cowboys here
>>801334
The fans are booing.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>ginger giant
Are we supposed to forget The New Day walked out on Sheamus at SS?
>>801334
The NEW DAY gets a little better every week
# Bring Back Hulk Higan
SHEAMUS 5:15
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>sideplates don't match
that was actually kind of cool desu senpai
Was that supposed to be a heel turn I just witnessed? Because it was totally a heel thing to do.
>>801334
Reigns with a sneak attack and steals the belt. This man is suppose to be a baby face?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>801472
WHO CARES NERD WE TALKONG ABOUT FOOTBALL NOW LOL
>The WWE is actually going to do the same thing with the WWE Heavyweight Championship that they did with the Intercontinental Championship
It's official. A 10-year old boy is writing these storylines.
>>801500
You mean, again? Jeans stole it from Seth.
>>801500
sadly my 10yr lil bro could write better
>>801500
Well vince is a child at heart with his mom abusing him still.
So shouldn't Sheamus just kick him in the balls?
>yfw Raw drops to 1.0 ratings tonight
no Tyler entrance!
How am I now to question my sexuality!?
Can't wait to see this match another 20 times
No more We Want Ziggler chants?. I wonder why.....
Is that Christy Mack in the front row?
>>801640
Is Warmachine in the building?
>>801640
Which side?
>>801656
Rate my cock?
>>801656
2/10.
>>801656
Yes.
I'm late to the party gents. Just caught the end of Ziggler v Breeze, what else have I missed?
>wake up from nap
>turn RAW on
>Prince Pretty jobbing to HBK Wanna-Be
Maybe i'll go back to sleep.
>>801660
you can see her on the hard camera, summer keeps walking in front of her
>>801671
>>801656
>>801656
1/10.
>>801656
Rate me next.
>>801691
what do you expect after this board went to shit because of the merger
>Smarks no longer attends WWE events
>Bunch of kiddies
>Ratings go down
Is WWE 2k16 good?
>Rusev sits at home sighing, pining for get well cards and chocolate cherries from fans
My keks are in orbit.
Is anyone other than Vince really upset about Lana and Ruru getting married?
>>801656
9/10
>>801775
No
>>801334
Miz is boring and a bad segment host.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>801775
Just get supercard
So....Rusev babyface?
>>801775
It is if you haven't played 2k15
Miz is so close to breaking kayfabe and saying holy shit you two are nuts. You hav any fukin idea how pissed the suits were??
I'm so glad Rusev and Lana are back together
Is Lana still going to let Rusev play video games with Xavier and Kofi.
>>801816
The whole love square thing was fucking bullshit anyway. I'm glad Lana broke kayfabe and ended it.
>>801541
Vintage!
Is Ryback's new gimmick to come out and ruin shit for no reason?
wow a feud Rusev vs Ryback
Is there any hope left for WWE ?
>Big Guy with new merchandise
top kek
>Ratings for Teen Wolf goes up
T-thanks, Ryback.
>>801334
Ryback is a lamer version of Goldberg. Goldberg wasn't that great to begin with.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>801334
Why bring him back tho? He just wastes time. He was on Raw every week promoting the network while making Superdome jokes.
I like Ryback :/
Also, the simple solution to fix Raw is to give Brock Lesnar a pile of money to be a full timer. Tell me you wouldn't like to see Bock take the belt from Seamus in a squash match.
>>801867
yfw Ryback pulls a Schiavone
What the fuck is up with faces tonight ? First Reigns ruins Shameus' celebration and then Roidback ruins a tender loving moment between an actual couple. I'm not cheering for these assholes.
>>801334
Hulk Hogan is the only wrestler than can bring up ratings and make RAW better.
>my roids are hungry
There's a disproportionate amount of kids there tonight isn't there?
I know there's normally a lot but fuck, looks like way more than usual.
>>801830
Based lana and ruru's love is the only thing that can save the wwe from itself
>>801889
Bet you love Stone Cold and The Rock though
>>801873
>the ppv threads are hoganposter free
>but he doesn't miss a fucking monday.
You and /sp/ are the reason I barely visit this board. You literally contribute nothing to this thread and the mods do fucking nothing.
>local dumbfuck ruins everything
Rusev: "Are you okay, M'lady?"
I am glad WWE are promoting the respect of women and are putting good role models at the front like this bulgarian gentleman.
>>801334
Haters gonna hate, but Hogan poster will never be stopped. He has been going 5 months strong.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Raw is going to be shit except Sheamus vs. Borman will be alright. Tell me when that starts; I'm gonna go watch degeneracy.
Wyatt Wyatt
>>801334
The Dudley Boys are trying to be interesting.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Not even close on the music cut
On the one hand, the Wyatts could use a win, on the other hand, haven't the Dudley's jobbed enough?
TOMMY DREAMER?!
ECW ECW ECW
poor Spike is being sad somewhere
The dream team
Was expecting more Dudleys but Dreamer?
That was out of nowhere
I miss ecw now
HOLY FUCK TOMMY DREAMER
ECW
ECW
ECW
>>801334
They still need one more person to match the Wyatts.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>802101
>They still need one more person to match the Wyatts.
Maybe a former Wyatt family member who turned against them.
Man, Dreamer's theme got me in my nostalgia feels. Why are theme songs so shitty now...
>tommy dreamer
don't know if I should be happy that wwe is reaching into their alumni to fill in the gaps caused by their talents getting injured or be bothered that they're doing it to help their dwindling ratings.
>>802129
there was no culture outside of diva posting, I'm sure there was a namefag for nearly every diva
FUCK IT IT'S TOMMY DREAMER THIS IS GREAT
are these only sold in Texas?
Dudleys and Dreamer vs Wyatts at TLC. Fuck yes senpai.
ECW vs. Wyatt's at TLC? Will team ECW need a fourth?
>>802129
only because the mods aren't doing shit.
If the mods actually gave a shit the hogan poster would be banned at this point. There'd only be one dedicated wrestling general with a sprinkle of miscellanious threads and that's it. none of this shit with a thread for every wrestler, every diva, and 5 threads dedicated to a single RAW episode.
>>802214
BIG ZEK
>>801334
Some of the posters tonight are sour. Hulk Hogan has never been sour.
>>802211
In the immortal words of Nas, fuck Jay Z
>>801334
# Who is the Hogan poster?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan.
Is it me or is it hard to forget the time dustin shat all over the golddust gimmick on wcw. I always feel he secretly hates doing it.
>>802311
I think he has a lot of respect for it nowadays.
>>802311
i never watched wcw
I was hoping they were about to rip off the Pentagon Jr storyline
>>802364
You really should
Look how this thread is dead
The ratings will be even lower this week
>>801334
The lucha Dragons are terrible. I find them so boring.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>802364
Thank you, hbk
>>802364
And here you are posting in the tripfag/ woo queers thread.
Sin Cara is such a botch artist. Would I be a horrible person if I laughed if he broke his neck forward flipping into the ring?
>here comes sin cara
>oh my god he died
>Kalisto wins without him
>>802406
odd I find him to be more solid. Kalisto's moveset is pretty crap and he botched a lot against Del Rio
>>802406
that's not Sin Cara
>>802389
halfway through and the ONLY thing to happen is Tommy Dreamer
BASED Cowboy Big E
>Do you refuse to call the action? Is that in your contract?
Fucking based Kofi
what the fuck is up with these five minute matches
Best thing in WWE is New Day and we all know it.
>>802481
>Raw
fucking fire naomi shes so fucking terrible
fucking new day is the best thing that has happened in a long as time
>>802481
leaves more time for commercials
>>802481
Gotta have more time for replays and promos.
>>802482
No one was arguing
>>802482
I love them, but its sad when the comedy tag team is the best thing about your product
>>802482
yes and honestly that ridiculously sad when the rest of the tag division is dead
lol tamina don't give a shit
>Cowboy Big E
>White man voices commentary on point
New Day is the best thing in WWE right now.
>>802492
Meet me in the parking lot, faggot. Naomi is easily one of the best divas in the WWE.
Also
Dat ass
question, do we all see the same commercials or are they regional?
>>802497
Why? Comedy tags are a personal favorite of mine
>>801334
Rick Flair and transsexual David Flair will be hanging out tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>802515
well, i saw an alvin and the chipmunks commercial, a boxing commercial, a jolly rancher commercial, a metro pcs commercial, and dominos. what did you see?
>>802515
>In the immortal, herpy derp words of Jay Z...
>>802515
Some are national, some are regional. If it's in SD, it's regional. I want to say one each set is regional.
>brie jobber entrance
fuck this company
>No Sasha/Paige fued
fuck this shit
jsus christ fire naomi
>that pathetic twirl
Kek, B.A.D. trying to be female New Day.
>>802389
Ratings will go up if they #bringbackHulkHogan
>brie bella just AA'd sasha banks
how long till Sasha has a weeb gimmick
>>802528
yea saw the chipmunk one and then I went for a leak.
so they re not so different I suppose
>>802593
Affair with John Cena confirmed
>>802601
Haha, funny, but I wouldn't be surprised if it happened
>>802515
next commercial break tell me what you see
is there a divas tag team?
>>801334
They need to break up the divas. the teams are stupid.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>802528
you do know usa is a national cable network rite
>>802637
Someone explain television to this guy
>>802601
i'm waiting for the divas revolution to be over so she goes and joins the new day as good or awful as that may be
Sasha looks a lot like her cousin Snoop Dog. That nose..
>>802663
i know right? I thought I was the only one to think that
>>802674
She's still talented and hot as hell but damn I just keep expecting her to start rapping about gin and juice.
Is it just me or is cutting to the main event with a hour of raw left a bit ridiculous?
>>802693
her song needs a smoke weed remix
>>802647
is it basic cable now?
is usa section 8 now?
I thought this was the main event? What is?
who's ready for a roman win by DQ?
WWE World title match to kick of 2nd hour.... thanks WWE
>>802711
cena
>5 minute 15 second time stipulation
Jesus Christ
>>801334
Boring Reigns to stick up another match.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>802618
ok.
long ass network promo
wwe game
sonic
Dayquil
creed
cricket
mountain dew with some country dudes
minions
red lobster
little ceasers
donny, some shit USA promo
got the order mixed up, but I think that was all of them
>sheamus' entire gimmick revolves around roman now
This is going to be a great feud, said no one.
I would totally buy that shirt if it said "Roman 5:15"
Sheamus 5:15 says I just brogue kicked your ass.
>holds the belt upside down
Damnit Sheamus
>>802760
Romans 5:15 - But the free gift is not like the trespass. For if many died through one man’s trespass, much more have the grace of God and the free gift by the grace of that one man Jesus Christ abounded for many.
>main event tier match
>happening in the second hour
every fiber of my body that was screaming "Roman wins" because the stipulations are so stacked against him are now screaming "SABOTAGE" now that it's happening at the top of the last hour in the show.
kek rest hold BASED SHEAMUS
Calling it, Dean is gonna come out and hit Reigns to cause a DQ win
JUST SPEAR HIM ROMAN U IDIOT
>>802796
NO HE NEEDS TO DO SUPERMAN PUNCH SPEAR COMBO ITS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN
>roman wins with 7 seconds left on the clock
>commercial for spectre plays.
>>802773
Roman gave Sheamus a free gift after Survivor Series
>a full thirty seconds left
What the hell?
MY SIDES SENPAI
FUCK THIS COMPANY
>>802804
Perfect
>Lillian's face
>random heels are suddenly all friends for no particular reason
sheamus should just call him a wank pheasant.
well that's 5 minutes I'm never getting back.
Thanks Vince.
>League of Nations
top kek
A british guy, a mexican guy, a bulgarian guy and an irish guy walk into a bar...
I can't decide if I like this league thing or not
>the shitty yuro poor nwo
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU GODDAMN FOREIGNERS
this crowd is absolute shit. fuck this garbage
Roman just needed to win the match. Not the title.
So Usos are in the tag championship match?
>league of nations
I kinda like it senpai
