TONIGHT IS THE _______
>>801064
>TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT RAW FALLS BELOW 2.0
Fuck man this ramen is delicious
literally zero draws
>RAW IS RAMEN RAINS
>>801075
I want to hug the autism out of reigns
>literally nothing announced for tonight's Raw
Are you ready for low ratings family?
>>801078
those aren't mutually exclusive
Daniel Bryan is coming back tonight.
C U C K Man Punk marks on suicide watch
U
C
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpJ8XtXl0
Keep crying ;^)
>>801085
ill cum on ur back m8
>>801088
Kill yourself you lonely faggot.
>>801091
dont get mad just because nobody will finish inside m8
you get treated like the pretty little pornstar you are
>>801094
kys
>>801086
>that weak attempt at bants
>T-t-the only thing he made is the pepsi tattoo
KEK
>>801098
CM PUNK MARK DETECTED
SUICIDE
W
A
T
C
H
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
I honestly don't see the appeal of Daniel Bryan or CM Punk
Guess the rating Raw will get tonight
>2.10
>>801101
>t. 12 year old mark
>>801101
>Daniel Bryan
American Rey Mysterio
>CM Punk
Charismatic bad ass
>>801083
It's competing with the worst MNF game of the season so it might do okay ratings
>>801086
Roman really is unprofessional. I remember on a podcast with Steve Austin, Triple H acknowledged what Punk had to say about him, but he still maintained a professional with his response.
will they break another record Tbh fãm?
>>801110
they'll break the record for strongest roman has ever looked
>>801111
nice quads
>>801101
i like daniel because he's a hairy manlet with bad taste in women just like me
>>801108
Reminder that Roman said "at the end of the day i’m just a guy getting rich” in an interview.
Predict the Main Event tonight
My prediction is a six man tag
Ramen, Jeans and Memeback vs Sheamus Wade and Rusev
wait when did scott dawson and that gay guy get the tag belts
Bryan vs. Punk
holy fuck santa's little helper looks like the worst thing ever made
id rather watch nuki over that shit
paige must do all that kinky shit steph wont do
>>801118
So what?
>>801120
A few weeks ago.
Doesn't matter. They're probably losing them to Enzo & Cass at the next special.
>>801118
brock said the same thing why dont you shit on him mark
>>801122
>paige must do all that kinky shit steph wont do
Like let Haitch be on top?
>>801127
I doubt it. They're a team that need some focus and development whereas Enzo/Cass have outstayed their time in NXT and should be Raw-Bound by now.
They'll do the put-over and be on their merry way.
>>801129
steph only fucked 3 people in her life including haitch
she probably does most things haitch likes but isnt experienced or natural at it
paige probably gets her whole fist up there and plays with haitches prostage like a speedbag
>>801133
>>she probably does most things haitch likes but isnt experienced or natural at it
>>801133
is it true steph fucked macho man
>>801136
who wouldn't
>>801086
I miss samefag 2bh.
>>801086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z55UrEEooh8
Least Punk never acted like an actual cartoon character
>>801133
I heard a story that Steph used to cruise in a limo with her college friends, fuck dudes and dump them in random places.
Either way I'd challenge the notion that she has only fucked 3 people just on the merit that she was brought up and into the wrestling industry during arguably its rowdiest, most sordid period.
>>801139
>(you)
>>801140
What were they thinking when they wrote that magic beanstalk promo?
>>801128
they make roman out to be a face and is overall a shitass
brock transcends face/heel and is the beast incarnate
i honestly don't know why you'd even ask something so dumb tbqh familia
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>>801160
Roman isn't the champ, Sheamus is.
>>801161
The public isn't interested for Sheamus as champ nor Roman's quest of overcoming the odds, fampai
>>801160
I JUST COCK THIS FIST AND RUIN THE RATINGS
who Sheamus mark here?
>>801161
>sheamus
>didn't even wrestle last monday
Should they have stayed together longer?
>>801165
>The public isn't interested for Sheamus as champ
You bet they're not.
>>801128
Brock is good at what he does, Roman is a shit wrestler
>>801172
Nah
Roman and Dean were holding down Seth's potential
>There are Brits here right now ready to stay up till 4am to watch Raw at its absolute worst
Get a job nigel, you neet fucker.
>>801178
>Nigel
That doesn't sound like a Muslim name
>>801178
If Nigel/Abdul wants to watch then let him watch. No bully.
If you're watching Raw weekly at this point, I think it's fair to say you don't have much going on.
>>801178
This gimmick is really shit without flags.
>>801186
Same can be said about posting on 4chan
>>801184
Go back to air soft you homo
>>801192
>mfw I looked in some of the actual /asp/ generals the other day
>the skate general
>>YOU' RE NEVER TOO OLD TO SKATE NOW GO OUT AND SHRED
>>YOU 'RE NEVER TOO FAT TO SKATE NOW GO OUT AND SHRED
>these are the virgins we now share a board with
Thank fuck we arrive in time these clueless neckbeards need 50 CC's of banter.
>>801157
>WWE Creative/Booking
>Thinking.
>>801172
>roman was the leader
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So are we making a game thread to kek the /asp/ thread?
Yep
>>801189
Nice try muhammad, dont think we dont know youre not american just because theres no flags.
>They're gonna watch RAW live for 3 hours although it had a 2.6 rating
>>801140
>Least Punk never acted like an actual cartoon character
>"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!"
Nuff said
>>801230
I'm literally from Cena's home state family
I'm just saying it kinda tanks when there's no method of identification
Who's hyped for Monday Night Raw.
Ric Fliar is gonna appear for some reason. Maybe it's for a Hardee's/Carl's Jr. spot.
>>801235
>saying one line from a cartoon = delivering nursery rhyme promos
nah
you finally kiss someone who isn't your cousin?
Gamethread when?
>>801086
>the only thing he made is that pepsi tattoo
what did he mean by this?
>>801275
>>801275
>>801275
>>801275
>>801086
ramen rimmer on the roll tonight
>>801258
No it's promote Ric Flair's daughter
Kevin Obese Owens on suicide watch
Is Roman injured? This is the only injury that will help WWE
>Owens being protected from this shitty angle
>The state of creative
>bringing back an old manlet who wont even be able to wrestle like he used to because of PG
Ready for some more record lows people?
So how was Raw m8s? Good use of your time?
I want Roman's sweaty mancock in my butthole
(Australia)
Anyone watching breaking ground?
Shit is pretty boring tbhfam
>>803618
i didn't watch either but i heard it was awful, even casual fans didn't like it.
>>801128
>comparing Brock fucking Lesnar to that dweeb Reigns
What's wrong with you, son?
>>803591
Fuck off
>>803618
Honestly wasn't all that bad.
Watch:
Charlotte vs. Becky.
Reigns vs. Sheamus
Lucha Dragons vs. Usos (for New Day Commentary)
>>803630
Does this upset you?
>>801128
Brock was better when he was half-assing it in New Japan than Reigns is when he tries his best
>>803638
Reading Rusevs tweets in his voice always makes me smile.
>>801128
prove this guy wrong
>b-bu-bu-bu-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but reigns is b-b-bad! lesnar is not bad! how dare you!
prove him wrong about the money shit
>>803618
it was dogshit
>>803643
brock is not the future face of company
>>803643
Lesnar is a once-in-a-lifetime freak super-athlete
Reigns is a football washout with the cardio of The Bastion Booger
You're a shiteater
>>803657
those aren't about what he and brock said about money though
also how do you know reigns cardio?
>Foley goes on a rant about WWE
>praises RAW in the same day
Reminder that WWE creative actually named a stable "Submission Sorority"
>>803670
I like that name 2bh
Shame(?) about the porn association though
>>803674
It was a stupid name
>>803675
League of Nations is a stupid name
>>803678
Nuh uh
>>803679
Uh huh
>>803663
nice to see that Dwayne can handle the bantz
>>803643
I respect Brock's view when it comes to the business aspect of wrestling because he was worth every cent of the money they threw at him. Not only Lesnar is a far superior performer but he's also a confirmed draw. To even put Reigns on the same category as Lesnar is fucking retarded.
Let's get one thing straight
Smarks
>hate John Cena
>hate Roman Reigns
Marks
>women like Cena, men hate him
>women like Reigns, men hate him
Anti-smarks
>like Cena
>like Reigns
>>803618
I saw it live and felt like I got my money's worth. Neville vs Bo on Superstars was dope as hell. Neville saw my sign, I'm pretty sure he pointed at my nephew.
Kane came out. Was that the end of Raw or was that a bonus match? We're big on Kane, it was cool. Kalisto did some crazy shit too. Rusev and Barrett are relevant again. Goldust did a lot better than I was expecting.
I was at peace with no Rollins/Cesaro, but no Owens was a shock. My nephew loves Cena too, obviously. We got tickets months ago and all the reasons we bought them for vanished.
So if I still had fun, it really wasn't that bad of a show. Y'all are maybe being a little hard on tonight.
>>803686
Everybody likes a show better if they're at it unless it's a bottom-tier debacle like this year's Royal Fumble
I used to be pro-Smark but Triple H is right, they are entitled faggots who complain when they don't get what they want.
Smarks aren't writers, all they need to do is view the product they recieve instead of trying to interfere with every decision. Having said that, I do think the audience has the right to complain about booking if it has been nothing but shit for weeks.
>>803699
> Smarks aren't writers
Neither is Vince
Also, quoting Trips's heel promos makes you the dumbest of marks
>Let's actually form a new stable after Survivor Series is over and then throw together a 5 v 5 survivor series match with Ryback and The Usos on the actual survivor series PPV and then have Taker go over the Wyatts then bring back Tommy Dreamer so that Bray can beat on him just to raise his credibility that is forever tarnished.
>>803641
+1 upvote xDDD
>>803702
Bitch, I'm sick of hearing chants when the audience gets or doesn't get what they want
>>803703
JUST
Is RVD done for good?
>>803706
Watch a promotion that doesn't appear to revel in openly spiting its audience, then
Am i the only one who has to watch WWE alone because if I watch it with family or friends they make fun of me. WWE is so fucking cringey nowadays
>>803716
>>803696
I can see that. I've been dreading buyer's remorse all month I'm sure I was ready to enjoy anything.
It really didn't seem that bad though.
>>803712
Are you saying WWE has only began to spite its audience? Because they have been doing that for a long time, but for some reason people have recently began to chant something
>divas revolution storyline started months ago
>still multiple divas segments a show
This isn't going away is it?
>>803731
No, but gee, ever think that maybe the years and years of telling their audience that what they wan't doesn't matter has bolstered resentment towards the 'fed?
>>803738
Is it right to bitch about something you didn't get when an author didn't do what you want? Or when a TV show doesn't do what you want?
Its their creative vision, not yours, so I don't see why fans feel entitled to shit. They paid to see a show set for them, not so they can set the show.
new day killed it all night tonight
jesus, I gope Vince sees that when guys are having fun and being themselves this shit is actually a pleasure to watch
>there are faggots still fucking watching this shit
How? Literally, fucking how? Are you a kid? Have you not ever watched wrestling before to have something to compare this shit to? I don't understand how people are still invested in this garbage.
>>803744
(You) ^:)
>>803746
I actually feel sorry for you, must suck to be born in 2005 and miss all the good wrestling
>>803741
> muh art
The other mediums analogy is flawed because the entire point of wrestling is to appease the crowds with satisfying payoffs.
Law of Supply & Demand. If the WWE doesn't SUPPLY their customers with what they DEMAND they'll just go somewhere else
> 2.16 rating
>>803747
>>803750
Top kek WWE is garbage now kiddo
>>803746
Connor The Crusher was a GOAT babyface desu senpai.
The state of WWe
it's all just pointless mediocre filler until the PPVs which are just mediocre filler until Mania or the Rumble.
I'm not going to watch Raw again until I have a good reason to. Sorry bros. I'm out. I can't keep wasting 3 hours of my life each week. There is so much more I can do.
>>803755
>jobbed to cancer
>GOAT babyface
>>803764
K no need to announce it faggot
Just fuck off you attention whore. Literally nobody will realize you left
>/int/ the stable
what a time to be alive
Just watched Reigns vs Sheamus:
Why have a DQ finish in the title match when they could have just had the clock run out?
>Despite enhanced security precautions still being in place following the Anonymous report aboutSurvivor Series being an ISIL target, Sheamus still reportedly was hit with an empty bottle at last weekend's Huntington, WV house show.
you know wwe is in bad shape when this raw is in the top 10 of this year
>>803771
So the Usos and Deano still get their matches
>>803771
GOTTA KEEP REIGNS STRONG
What kinda product you want /wwe/ Universe?
>>803778
Yeah I guess so. I thought that stipulation was dumb though.
>>803780
JUST REIGNS MY SHIT SHIT UP fAM
did someone webm that really awkward smile reigns after he stole the belt?
is being samoan like being puerto rican where none of them really have their own identity? Other than the Rock they are all kind of the same laid back badass who lifts and smiles a lot?
>tfw Roman is the next John Cena
>tfw Cena was The Prototype all along
>>803785
Ivelisse is Puerto Rican and she has more personality in her busted ankle than Reigns does in his years of failed pushes, so that can't be it.
>>803785
that segment was so fucking uncomfortable lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ell8LobERLQ
Another worst Raw ever.
>>803789
fuck off Smarkbustuh shill
>>803789
kek was wondering where these guys were
>the little monster ladder and wedge monitor in the background
why is that in your living room senpai
what were the ratings for this RAW?
>DX was created to encompass the rebellious and anti authoritarian nature of gen xers
>modern day WWE wants to push a new stable to encompass the spirits of millennials
Who makes it to this stable? Tyler Breeze is pretty much a given.
>>803793
Hopefully 0
Reigns should fucking get rid of his stage fright already. He has an edge about him in the interviews, needs to channel that to WWE
>>803789
>have north jersey accents
>not getting down on Tastykake
baka
also
>hating on based Miz
>>803794
Daniel Bryan
>manlet
>vegan
>liberal
>>803796
It's probably because interviews allow him to be the whiny prima donna that he actually is
>>803794
We already have new day.
>>803797
> North Jersey
Pretty sure those guys are closer to the Mexican border than they are the Mason-Dixon Line if you get my drift
>>803794
Blake and Murphy because they're directionless adults.
>tfw no Trump as a celebrity GM
>he will never buy out the Rumble and rebrand it the Trump-ble
>superstars will no longer have to buy in their spots with the higher spots being much more expensive
>he will never buy Punk's spot @ #30 to pop ratings with UFC and lapsed WWE marks alike
>my fantasy booking was all for naught
>>803803
Is Trump in the WWE HoF yet? Is there a chance that the next leader of the free world will be a WWE HoFer?
>>803804
yeah he's in already
i hope my future gf is like her <3
Ill be honest with you la familia. I don't hate this Reigns/Shaemus beef. I find it pretty entertaining.
Anyone else seriously bothered by the WWE's naming convention? Wrestlers just going by last names like Cesaro and Rusev sounds both lazy and pretentious thinking they don't need a first name at all. Second generation wrestlers like Charlotte and Natalya should be addressed by their full names to milk their families legacy and make them stand out from the average diva.
>>803810
Already tried that with Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase jr.
Doesn't really work.
>Roman doesn't get his shot
>Dean doesn't get his shot
>Uso's don't get their shot
What a glorious time to be alive, I was on Suicide watch just 30 minutes ago but now I'm over here screaming fella like my wife and baby aren't asleep.
This feels so good right now mang
>>803813
That is no way to treat the belt. Fuck Seth, no wonder its been losing its diamonds
>>803807
>>803810
be thankful we're mostly past the RADICAL names like dolph ziggler, trent barreta and zach ryder we had a few years ago
>>803807
Her accent and voice has really grown on me desu, I find it almost adorable now.
>>803819
do you live by people with her accent or something?
I want Reigns to get hurt just to see what WWE would actually do.
>Watching right now
Did New Day just get ZERO reaction? I didn't even hear a cheer or boo or anything when the music hit.
>>803821
they give one of the usos hair extensions and hope noone notices
>Shittsburgh
>>803822
they've gone back to being annoying in a bad way
>Suit Sheamus
>>803820
Nope, I guess it just took time or maybe her enthusiasm is getting to me.
>>803822
They got a big pop at the start of the show, please relisten.
5 minutes and 15 seconds lads
Sheamus 5:15
How old is lil naitch? How he keep his hair good?
LETS GO ROMAN
>>803814
> implying that the belt losing its tacky bling is a bad thing
>>803833
Diva used wrestling gear sweat
>>803833
young 51
USA USA USA USA USA
Who's ready for Roman (c) vs Cena (Royal Rumble winner) at WM32?
>wrestlers answers an interviewers question and walks off at the end of his sentence
>camera focuses on interviewer as they nod understandingly
>>803811
Neither did Curtis Axel or Bo Dallas.
>>803813
>mfw I realize Roman won by DQ before the time limit ran out
I-I've been worked
>>803844
>wrestler answers an interviewers question in an angry tone and walks off at the end of his sentence
>camera focuses on interviewer as they look scared
>>803813
I literally taught Reigns would win the title tonight and the whole cash in was just to give him two world title runs to pad his resume.
>>803844
>interviewer asks a basic question
>wrestler gets offended and goes off on them
>>803854
>interviewer asks question
>wrestler starts rambling incoherently
>It's the Geriatric Boyz
>>803860
>interviewer asks a question
>wrestler answers and stops midway through sentence
>opposing wrestler walks up and they both stare at another
>interviewer awkwardly holds the microphone and slowly scoots backs
>wrestlers walk off
>It's a New Day segment
*switches channel*
When will Trump and Swagger build a WWE wall
USO CRAZY TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYSVR7f0ovY
Miz living the gimmick
>>803871
>interviewer asks a question
>wrestler begins to answer and stops midway through sentence
>he feels a presence behind him
>camera pans out to reveal some comedy relief geek
>comedy relief geek does his schtick and leaves
>closeup on wrestler looking annoyed/confused
>interview ends without any questions being answered
>>803876
Hi. This board is actually for users who are above the age of 18. Please cease your usage immediately. Thanks.
>>803821
Replace him with Dean or The Miz.
>>803876
Miz is the best at being an actual heel in the company.
Just took a massive shit lads
>>803888
>dat comment
>dem trips
>>803889
Trips don't lie, it literally splattered the whole toilet bowl.
Who /League of Nations/ here?
Are the League of Nations elite?
Fuck this dead general and dead board.
>>803906
Everyone is sleeping in the US you kek
>>801064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90I7O7U7a_I
>>803907
Thread used to be full of Britbongs, Yurokucks and Shitposters by now.
Why did Cole say 'Could it be?' during Dreamer's return even though Dreamer wasn't visible yet and that was the first time Dreamer used that theme song?
>>803910
Because he's a shit hack that should've been fired instead of JR.
>tfw league of nations become dominant and work with new day regularly
>barrett gets the ic belt
>rusev resurrects the euro belt
Would be fucking glorios tbqh
The lack of star power on these shows is hilarious and the fact that someone as irrelevant as Sheamus is champion only underlines it.
>>803909
WWE is shit at the moment, nothing to talk about. When WWE slows down so too does /wwe/
>league of nations
when did wrestling get so fucking lame
>steve's podcast with foley is already out
kek what the hell WORKED
>>801064
I'm actually liking the League of Nations right now/ God I hope WWE don't fuck it up. It's nice to see based Barrett actually doing something.
>tfw actually enjoyed RAW
I mean it's the first one I watched in months but it wasn't so terrible
I skipped the divas matches as usual though
>>803939
It was alright. I like it when characters cross over multiple segments like New Day, Rusev, the Usos did tonight. Makes it seem less linear.
>>803843
I'd be okay with that.
Better than Brock v Reigns II.
>>803942
Well I really enjoyed New Day shenanigans, Fella in a suit, Dreamer comeback, and I actually expected Dudleys to appear in that 7v4 match making it 7v7. Also League of Nations could be nice.
It still made Roman look REALLY strong in several moments though
RAW
IS
MIDCARDERS
>>803920
He was champion when there was far more star power around too though you dumb fuck
>using black twitter meme words
>ADR looking roided out of his mind
Jesus christ WWE's wellness is a bunch of bullshit
>>803910
Cause he was expecting Spike Dudley like 99% of everyone else.
>How do we fix ratings
>Let New Day open the show, put them in the 2nd hour, have them shill for the online shop, and have them again in the main event.
Interested in seeing how the ratings do.
Why did they do all this just to throw it all in the trash a month later?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLYnBhy7wcQ
>>804004
Gotta keep smarks like you happy
>>804005
>hurrrr durrrr smarks
Shitposting retard
>>804007
You asked and you got your answer. Why else do you think they'd do it?
>>804008
>ryder was over
>punk was over
>bryan was over
But yeah muh smark maymay right?
Predict tonight's rating.
1.91
>>804011
>lower than last week even though it was much better
Nah senpai probably like a 2.4
>>804010
>Over means they'll put butts on seats at wrestlemania
So aside from Dreamer returning and New Day's Opening promo did anything else relevant happen on RAW?
Can I just point out this League of Nations is LITERALLY the Nexus for Roman Reigns.
>>804017
>Dreamer returning
>Returning.
>>803925
Did they fix it? It repeated half way through
