Wrestling is for normies
PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
>>791448
>Swagger so underrated
Naw, he's properly rated
background noise/10 how was RAW so far?
Swagger vs Dean in a Jeans on a pole match?
wrestling is dead
jack swagger vs sheamus was fucking BASED AF on Main Event a couple months ago
new feud for the WWE belt after swaggie is done with latin no heat
WEED. THE PEOPLE
>rehashing this feud
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>791462
book it
MAKE WWE GREAT AGAIN
weed the people
Jack Swagger has a good look and i like his generic gimmick but he's a charisma sinkhole the size of KO's gut
Rusev RIP again
Well Zeb was right, Del Rio was going to do more with the US Championship than Cena.
He's going to lose it to people who need pushes unlike Cena.
>>791458
He's an amazing technical wrestler.
Didn't he used to beat Cain Velasquez in college wrestling
>another thread for no reason
Fuck off
WE THE PEOPLE
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>>791475
This Tbh
>>791486
>complaining about anime images on 4chan
>diva shit next
Guess I'll watch football
>almost halftime
fug
Im cold and lonely ;_;
CAN YOU STOP MAKING THREADS EARLY YOU RETARD?!
A bit late, but I'm back home.
How's the show been so far, bros?
Im so happy, Swaggie is finally getting a push. AS A FACE!
Well, either way, even if he's the heel, right now all the heels are awesome anyways. And the faces act like heels anyways.
I hope Swagger comes out with Jinder Mahal and Hassan to pitch the real American Dream.
>>791495
not worth watching beyond the opening segment and New Day's segment
>Teen party
>Not underage drinking
>Nope
> Gotta play with toy cars
>>791494
Have sex please
>>791486
18+
Please have sex
>>791491
Naw man
I'm ok with anime but you fags need to tone down
>>791483
>tfw Swagger will never be the leader of Shoot Nation
>Divas
The other thread is still good. OP is a massive faggot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>791491
crappy jappy cartoons belong in /a/ weeb, this isn't /a/
push em up
>>791500
>Says the anime watching faggot
Humping your pillow at night while crying yourself to sleep isn't sex you neckbeard.
>Diva shit
nah, I had enough
Charlie has extra padding in her bra tonight?
Wooooooof
>>791498
So, same-old-same-old? Not surprised 2bh.
>>791501
>defending cartoons
18+
How many times is paige gonna yell "this is my house" in this match
>>791505
lmao at /asp/ies
>>791503
What age is Swagger now? If he dropped from wwe in the next year or so he could have a job in lower MMA
THIS IS MY HOUSE
The fuck is wrong with Charlotte's face?
>>791493
I feel the same
>>791523
Ric Flair genes
>>791523
Nothing. She has a lovely smile.
>Mike Chioda's face
I understand
>>791521
Early 30s
I'm not the only one who can't stand Charlotte's theme, right?
>Smackdown coming to USA
There goes SyFy's highest rated show...
>>791505
This board desperately needs some kind of moderation to shove everyone into a single thread.
Charlotte has no ass.
>>791524
Stop right now
>tfw Trump shows up at mania as Swagger's manager
>>791524
I want to squeeze your serenas, Serena.
>Two wrestlers hate each other
>They lock up and start slapping each other
>Divashit
How can you people like this? They aren't even hot, Paige looks like a whorish slag you see in those Fake Taxi videos and Charlotte looks like a guy
>>791534
okay
>>791492
>pats win lol
Fuck sports seriously
Maffew to make a PAIGE TALKS TOO MUCH segment when?
>>791531
>Make the /asp/ userbase even more agitated than it's already been since the move
>>791509
/a/sp/ cuccboi
>it's a girls match
>used my shit break during the 6 man tag team
>don't have to shit
>actually paying attention
>this is fucking awful
Why do people pretend that women's wrestling isn't fucking awful?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MIZ, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE RAW AND THE WWE FROM THE WEAK INJURED FAGGOTS
>>791535
thats lewd
>>791530
It takes a horrible shit on Ric Flair's theme maggle
That stupid fucking move where Charlotte gets set up for the skullfucker but then just rolls them over a few times.
>She just likes to have fun!
THHHHIIS IS MYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOWS
>Paige and Sasha feud is dead
>Team bad bullying Nattie is dead
>don't even know where the Bellas are at
>This shit is still going on
Why do I literally have nothing better to do on monday nights
Paige is ugly as fuck holy shit. Both of these are disgusting.
Paige needs to take those light extensions out of her hair to be honest
I haven't seen raw since 2007. What the fuck happened to the logo?
Paige is so useless in the ring.
Am I the only girl in this thread?
>>791529
Still has time then if 0 experience, late 30's Punk got called to the highest MMA organisation
>>791557
Nope. I am a girl, thought I was the only one!
>>791543
B-Because #GiveDivasAChace...!
B-Because #DivasRevolution...!
B-Because #Wymyn'sWrestling *clapclap clapclapclap*...!
>>791542
>tfw wrestling was kicked out of real /sp/ because of cartoon loving autists
>>791557
HOESKI
HOESKI
HOESKI
Paige matches aren't even enjoyable as background noise. At least with the other divas it sort of sounded sexy. Hearing Paige's shit voice screeching is just irritating.
>>791554
To the company logo? If that's what you mean, they tried to modernize it so it matches with the Network.
>>791557
right here pham
Charlotte has some nasty looking tits
>>791551
I think I'm gonna stop watching actually. Next week, I'm done. They had to drag out Goldust and Mark Henry tonight, and gave New Day a 30 minute segment. They're clueless
>inb4 Charlotte wins with a figure 4 despite having her legs worked on
>>791562
b-but messhit is a living cartoon
>>791566
No. Raw's logo. It looks like utter shit.
>>791567
I'd say she reminds me of Michelle McCool, but man, at least McCool had a nice ass at one point
>this match is still going on
It truly is a replay of last night
AWWW
HAWW HAWW HAWW
AWWWWW
charlotte pls
>>791543
The only thing getting me through this is thinking about drinking Paige's girlpiss straight from her fat puss
>>791567
It was all in Chiho's head.
>FEEL THE IMPACT
>We can clearly see her slapping her thigh
>>791540
No, everyone's just mad cause at the end of every Monday and select Sundays, half of page 1 is WWE. Don't think they'd care too much if we just stayed 1 place.
Remember when Paige had camel toe in her twitter avi?
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
>>791562
Nah, it was because /sp/ doesn't think wrestling is a sport. Despite how we all know their 'sports' are fixed too, or they have big nerd meta universes too.
Wrasslin is more honest, at least you KNOW Undertaker isn't immortal or can shoot death out, but it's more fun to believe he does.
>>791537
No one likes it senpai.
>>791579
no
>>791575
>White """""""men""""""""""" think that's a fat ass
When was the last time Raw wasn't all filler and a match was unpredictable and meaningful?
>>791558
Swagger certainly has a better amateur background than CM Phil or Batista IICR. Would probably be on par with Bobby Lashley though
>>791571
Don't even know when the change was made, they probably did it whenever the intro song was changed the 2nd time since 2007 though. How bad is the change to you?
Dat loud spot calling
>>791579
sounds gross
>>791579
no
and YOU TALK TO MUCH @ paige
>Legs worked on by paige all match
>Goes for a kick to the face
>will use figure 8 to win
>>791583
It's her front bottom that's fat, not the back one
>This match still isn't over
I want to see the ratings for this week. I think we'll reach 0's
>>791562
>Literally too good for /sp/
>Forced to take top bantz elsewhere due to jealous manbabies
>Made /asp/ relevant again (95% of the board has been wrasslin'-related)
>mfw ywn see /wwe/ have their own board
Okay.
>>791589
Every fucking time
god this match is so dumb.
Not just itself, but the fact that this will either mean the 9 minute snorefest last night was for nothing, or it to just reinforce the fact Paige is out of the title picture.
I wonder if Paige will bitch on Twitter about people complaining about how they hate Divashit
>>791585
Lashley was bellator champ right? If Swagger could get close to that he'd be pretty happy I'd assume
Do you guys think Sasha's next gimmick will be being Xavier's imouto?
>>791585
Google'd it and they changed it in 2012. It looks like crap, since its just a "touch" up on the 2007 logo. The whole "arena" motif is pretty boring compared to the previous two motifs.
>We're gonna give you a rematch of the worst match of the year
>It's a "Charlotte's legs are getting worked on the entire match but she'll still win with the figure 8" match
>Tyler Breeze still to come
>Kevin "I try too hard cause I'm fat" Owens still to come
You have no excuse to be watching this until the Rumble which will probably also suck cause everyone that matters is injured and the chances of a surprise entrant are beyond minimal.
(I'm saying all this just to justify not watching anymore tbqh)
>>791562
Keep living in denial autist
>>791557
I think I'm a girl. Does that count?
>>791601
It will be the fries station at wendys Tbhfam
FUCK THIS MATCH
The wrong fucking Flair died
Fuck it, I think this is where I drop out.
Be good, lads.
>>791596
well here goes
What's the main event?
Is it worth staying up for?
Didn't get all of it
This feud is SHIT tier.
WHY THE HELL IS THIS MATCH GETTING SO MUCH TIME AGAIN?!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>that shitty spear
Wow it's fucking nothing
oh no she's on the announce table! Time for a submission move!
Omg not on the table
>Double countout
Can't wait for a gimmick match at the next PPV :^)
>>791611
Rusev making Ramen look good.
Worst match of the night?
>>791611
Reigns vs Based Rusev, I don't want to see Rusev get buried anyways
Holy god, she put her in the submission hold on the table. It hurts so much more when its done on the table.
throw her through the table
WHY DOES SHE KEEP DOING THIS SHIT
WHY GO ON THE TABLE
The match is over, can you useless whores GO to the back now?
That was fucking stupid
>>791421
>Paige getting cheers as a heel
Charlotte's been fucking up
WHY GO ON THE TABLE
How does a pto on the announce table hury more then normal?
>submission on a table
Raw is so fucking shit without Cena.
>clear off table
>do submission move on it
>clear off table
>for a submission
>AGAIN
FIRE THIS RIGHT CUNT VINCE
>Get table ready
>Think maybe a girl is actually going to go through the table tonight, that'd be pretty neat
>Just does a submission on top
WHY?
OH NO DONT DO YOUR SUBMISSION ON THE TABLE
NO DONT DO IT THERE!
>>791600
Not sure for Bellator, but he got a title for other smaller promotions though I think.
>>791632
because its not padded...duh
>>791635
This
>>791611
Ru Ru will be REIGNED and Ramen will look strong.
>>791630
It hurts more in the table
Eternal Piss Break
That said, may see you next week lads.
>>791596
>>791524
No need, you have friends here, even if quiet.
>Friendly reminder that Stephanie McMahon is pushing the Divas to not only have long matches every show, but TWO long matches
#DivasRevolution, er'body!
>>791645
the horror
>>791635
Agreed
>>791639
The table has an AoE damage boost
When are we going to stop pretending that we care about womens wrestling and start hiring hot women that fight in underwear again
>the state of paige's psychology
>Paige's Real Estate Agent
>>791645
>>791650
PLEASE have sex.
>>791632
Cause of that extra elevation.
Elevate the move; Elevate the pain.
>>791635
I miss US Open. I miss Rollins since he actually did a WWE Title defense on a RAW which is probably the first time that's been done in a decade.
![chyna-1425964669[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GaE8x3Q.jpg "chyna-1425964669[1].jpg")
>>791653
Or trannies.
>>791645
Neigh
She does that just so JBL can smell the table afterwards
This is why nobody gives a shit about the Diva's division and why Baley doesn't want to move up.
>>791635
It was shit even with him. Take off your stupid nostalgia goggles.
You were guaranteed at least one good match cause of the open challenge, but it has sucked since night after wrestlemania and never truly recovered.
>Barret nowhere to be seen
>>791661
>tfw Chyna will never make you suck on her sausage clit
>>791610
How long was that fucking match?
>>791660
The table is lower than the actual ring. It should actually hurt less than if she were in the ring.
>>791650
Bitch
>>791647
Its nice to have so many friends
>>791648
Well, at least have like Asuka vs Natayla then
>>791653
That won't happen again on national TV nostalgia babby. Just go watch porn.
>>791670
Too long
HEATH SLATER!!!
>>791665
>nostalgia
>a month ago
Also yes the rest of the show was mostly still bad but at least there was one segment to look forward to.
HEAF SLATER
I miss 3MB
SLATER WOOOOOO
BASED SLATER
SLATER FUCK YES
>Heath Slater
THANK YOU BASED HEATH
>Heath Slater
JUST
>>791669
>tfw she's dead in the game
>Heath Slater in ring
OMB?
countdown to the guitar being broken over his head
>No KO
Why must life be cruel
WWE IS SO DESPERATELY THEY GAVE SLATER TV TIME
They're stretched so thin that even bloody Heath Slater is on RAW.
My sides!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST
CANT GATE THE SLATE
time for some country yall
>>791694
All we need is a Zack Ryder run-in
IF SLATER GOT AIR TIME RYDER MUST BE NEXT
>I have that guitar
None of you need to care but y'know
fuck off Ryback
>>791692
SAVE US JJ AND OR HONKY TONK MAN
oh nevermind it's just Ryback
Who the FUCK is booking this shit?
What is happening?
IT'S DA MERCH GUY
They're so desperate they let Heath Slater be on RAW.
Fuck off Ryback
>dumbback
>>791697
Next is hornswoggle fighting a nxt jobber
>Roidbotch
The master of the meme me more
WAKE UP
IT'S MEMEING TIME
THEY WERE FORMER NEXUS MEMBERS MAGGLE
>Not having the New Day run out like maniacs screaming COUNTRY SUCKS and beating Slater up
What a waste
HEY LETS KEEP DBRY OUT OF RAW SO WE CAN MAKE SLATER FEUD WITH RYBACK
I hate this company
why is heath slater making autistic screeching noises on live TV
THE BIG COLORED GUY
IM GOING TO MARRY RYBACK
>Slater being fed to Ryback
I don't even care, as long as the ONE-U MAN-O BANDO BABAY is on TV.
FEET ON THE TABLE, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARRRRRRRE
THAT FUCKING NO SELL
Needs a Zack Ryder run-in with other jobbers to start a jobber revolution.
When a big guy wins, they all run-in from all directions and swarm them
Im a ryback mark tbhfam
>>791683
what are those other goobs doing?
>>791697
Heath Slater and Zack Ryder vs. J&J Security w/ Special Guest Referee Brad Maddox next week then!
>>791716
THE MASTER
OF MEME ME MORE
Now I kinda miss 3MB.
So Ryback attacks him for no reason?
What the fuck is the point of this segment?
lol he jumped into the shellshock
>>791725
He looks more like Bully Ray than Goldberg.
>>791719
If there's any consolation this is probably just a one-time squash and not an actual fued. D-Bry probably wont come back till Rumble or after so the WWE doesn't have its crowds turn on them.
>>791729
Are you mad?
We can put all our eggs in one basket!
Singles matches for all of them.
>>791729
Maddox is teaming with Adam Rose now, isn't he?
>>791732
To get DA BIG GUY some air time
>>791732
Time wasting is the point. These injuries are really fucking them hard
>>791741
Wait Maddox is still employed?
>>791740
Whats the deal with actual WWE that we can just have 1v1 matches ?
DEBUT FINN BALOR ALREADY FFS
They're stretched so thin they're writing so many meaningless segments like this one.
>Meaningless Dudleyz vs. Wyatts match
>Meaningless Mark Henry match
>Paige and Charlotte getting 20 minutes
>New Day getting 20 minutes to meme about ponies and country music
Guys, you should stop watching.
>random tag matches with no storyline
Are they even trying?
Honestly, if Ryback came out and did a country duet with Slater, this would've been a good RAW.
>>791740
No, we'll just book Hornswoggle and Khali in an Ironman match. That will naturally last 2 1/2 hours.
>>791744
Kind of
IM GOING TO MARRY BARRETT
>>791740
putting all their eggs in one basket seems like their plan, though. All the eggs were in the Cena and Seth baskets and then they're out and WWE are fucked.
>>791749
They cant. He is literally the only thing keeping NXT alive
>>791737
Found the Brit who stays up till 4 am watching Paige vs. Charlotte.
Can someone just bomb the arena already and end this shit?
>>791756
What about Corbin?
