-OFFICIAL SURVIVOR SERIES THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: VACANT
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Requesting sticky from mods, to help prevent 5 different threads. If we do need more than one, PLEASE wait until image limit, not bump limit, it splits the threads up way too much.
Who /RomanReigns/ in the house?
inb4 butthurt redditors cancel wwe network because my boy wins
>>782939
I agree with these words.
Here are all the predictions tonight!
137 potential clean sweepers in the house.
>>782939
MODS STICKY PLS DON'T BE RETARDED
Owens fingers crossed boys
ALSO WHY IS WWE USING THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS COPYRIGHTED SONG
>>782939
>mods even here anymore
>>782957
>dudes actually voting ADR for WHC
that's admirably brave, well done guys.
>>782967
They've been quite active recently.
>>782939
Also requesting this. Last PPV some moron made another thread and it made everything weird.
>>782939
mods do your jobs lads
so does /asp/ have some skype discussion group or something?
>>782991
>Niggers and manchilds in one skype call
Damn that would be nice
>>782957
>all those Roman Reigns
Its going to be him, isn't it?
anyone else getting a "broadcast not available" on the network for their console?
>>782991
we have this board, retard.
>>782961
best adam
>>783002
I was watching perfectly fine This Week on WWE then that shit happens, now its not even loading.
>>782998
ye true enough
>>782972
can we still vote steve?
>>783012
Adam needs to be a fucking writer. He's amazing.
/tyronemagnus
stream?
>>783023
You got me in a good mood... go on then.
>>783027
>epic cena sound
No.
>>783030
9.99
>>783030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nOsKHEGd4k
now
http://www.streams2watch.me/
later
Renee looks fucking stunning tonight!
>>783001
Let's be frank here; they've been building to this since Royal Rumble, and the only reason it didn't happen at Wrestlemania is because they actually listened to the fans for once. It's gonna take a massive swerve to get people to give a shit about whatever the outcome ends up being.
>>783052
how long till ISIS attack?
>>783035
Polls closed, what were all the matches again? i only see a listing of 6.
>>783067
When Sheamus cashes in. ISIS turns face
>>783071
There's only 6 to predict Anon. The semi-finals / final, Ziggler / Breeze, Wyatt / UnderKane, Paige / Charlotte.
>>783074
>people will cheer ISIS over Sheamus
Just confirming that nobody likes Sheamus
>>783067
They come out to the Shield theme song
They surround the Wyatts. And in sync they go "Follow the buzzards" cus thats all they get in sandland
why on earth woulld isis want to damage this ?
the tradition is kick off show
next up, hell in a cell is opener.
>>782957
Miami Vice here.
People seriously think Charlotte is winning? Listen to her right now. That's not a winner's promo. She's already a loser.
Also Wyatt Family will devour the Brothers of Destruction. Believe that.
>>783078
oh sorry im retarded, thanks steve.
Dean Ambrose
Roman Reigns
Finals: Dean Ambrose
Divas: Charlotte
Tyler Breeze
Brothers of destruction
One more plea for sticky please mods. It will only be a for 4 hours, then you can unsticky this thread.
>the match that give the name to the PPV its on the pre-swho
the state of this company holy shit.
o shit, 5-on-5 starting NOW
>this man mainevented wrestlemania
>The SS match is on the preshow
>Miz and Bo Dallas are introduced first
Well, we're off to a great fucking start.
>The Miz
Oh fuck
>Bo Dallas
Oh fuck
>The traditional survivor series match is in the kick off and not in the main card.
>>783142
Fuck off.
>>783142
no thanks
no new day, no dice.
> TFW everything was leading up to them bringing back Spike to take out Xavier and no pay off.
Where is Darren young ?
So this traditional survivor series match is a bit of an afterthought, right. Or am I wrong?
Goldust and Stardust feud confirmed
FUCK
>kinda yes?
MATCH SAVED
When when the last time the WWE roster was this weak?
Fuck Roman Reigns.
GOOOOOOOOLD DUST
oooooh~ I am moist
TEAM GOLDIE!
havent watched a pre show in a while. are there usually that many empty seats?
GOLDUST
FUCK YEAH
>Goldust
when did he left again?
The fuck was that?
>>783194
Actually yes, they're probably still coming in. Wow, way to kuck out Viktor.
my pick is team Gold, damn this is good, I might actually have a reason to watch raw tomorrow
so viktor got squashed.
konnor now
>>783167
i take that back.
why don't they present the whole show in gorgeous goldust widescreen? looks nice
>Eliminated off a powerslam
Man, Ascension is so buried it's just sad at this point.
Wow, having to job to a golddust powerslam...
>the state of The Ascension
pls just kill them off
>>783194
Oh yes, but I guess it could also be because they're doing thorough security checks. They explicitly told people to arrive extra early.
Oh man, Ascension. What a laughing stock you are.
WELCOME TO THE WASTE OF TIME AND TALENT
So is nobody there because of the Isis threat or did nobody bother to show up for the pre show because pre show matches usually mean jack shit?
>>783241
Na'h, but it is for Neville.
>>782957
>Fuck Bray Wyatt is voted for Wyatt Family.
>>783247
People are still filing in.
>>783241
18+
Okay, cool start. Dig it.
BG Tonight, sweet
>>783247
It's taking longer for people to get in because of the added security
>>783247
pre show matches mean jack shit.
Jesus christ there is a match happening save the advertisements for after
>rock bottom
Poor, poor Ascension.
did bully ray just do a rock bottom ?
>>783274
It was thrown together literally two hours ago. Nobody cares. This PPV is pretty much just to crown a new world champ.
>this commentary
YFW this man was part of the ISIS recon team
Been away from WWE from a while... what's the card for tonight?
Was there a real Survivor Series match in the works that had to get scrapped for this due to Seth's injury?
WHAT TIME IS IT?????
Don't know if I should be designated webm guy. I think I'm going to sit this one out and enjoy the show or do whatever.
> Neville's English
> Obscure English sport line
Put in some effort JBL.
>>783308
With people running in so much lately I wouldn't be surprised if the next one gets shot.
>>783313
They certainly weren't building to one. It would have been easy to still do it if they weren't planning Wyatts and Destruction.
>>783309
Not in order:
Charlotte vs Paige
Taker & Kane vs Wyatts
Then it's
Owens vs Ambrose
Reigns vs Alberto
Winners facing each other in the final
>>783313
I figured New Day and Usos would be involved somehow, but we got this instead.
I mean, we got Goldust making a return, and he still looks good, but still.
>the dudley's are active in the roster
>tlc is next month
well there's at least one tables match next month
Missed Predictions so...
>Dolph Ziggler vs. Tyler Breeze
Ziggs.
>Traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series elimination tag team match
Face team because it means nothing.
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Semifinal Match: Roman Reigns vs. United States Champion Alberto Del Rio
Reigns.
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Semifinal Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens
Ambrose.
>WWE Divas Championship Match: Charlotte (c) vs. Paige
Charlotte.
>Undertaker & Kane vs. The Wyatt Family
Wyatts by way of shenanigans.
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finals
Reigns heel turn. Ambrose to win Royal Rumble. Sheamus likely to fuck everything up.
>Edge and Christian Show
I dig it
Yes! Edge & Christian finally gets their own Network show.
>two ads during the kick off match
>the kick off match is the pay-per-views name sake match
it's like wwe hates their audience
>>783084
because they enjoy fucking goats and blowing shit up?
wait what did cole jsut say? this isnt the 5 on 5 match for the ppv?
>dat bo gut
>>783084
I think Ambrose already did.
Weeb wrestler that is going over both HHH and Reigns clean because he is black mailing Vince with footage of him dumping a dead Hooker down a river
He needs a name.
>>783385
By the way, I forgot to say... welcome back Teacher.
I don't know why but even when you only just started using the name, I always have to say welcome back.
>>783367
Seriously look at this hodge-podge match. Nothing about this was built up. This shit was probably booked one hour before the ppv started, like Vince just took a look at who the fuck was in the building.
>Dammit, it's Roman's PPV! He's the Survivor Series!
All these mark chants.
Vince is creaming his pants right now.
I'm trying to think of everyone who's injured/off-tv right now:
-D-Bry
-Seth
-Cesaro
-Rusev
-Cena
-Orton
-Big Show
So is KO the top heel in the company right now?
Titus O'Neil
>>783392
Dean Ambrose
Good night Stardust.
> YFW Neville is the only one not allowed to even celebrate the pre-show win
Longest reigning NXT Champion ladies and gentlemen.
>>783392
Dean Unstabi
>>783405
KO has been the top heel in the company
>black man too dumb to use headphones
>>783404
The audience might make this interesting.
Oh goddamn, look at Renee Young.
I haven't been keeping up either but is this the only Survivor type match of the night?
This is fucking stupid/
>>783399
in fairness, we do get to see the Gold/stardust feud kick back off
>>782957
>SteveO
>Tommy Wet
>Trombone
>Pancake Tits
>Commisioner
>Kendrick for WHC
>Adam ROOOOOSE
137 competitors and still those clasic nicks.
eliminated Neville and no one else instead of Titus.... but why?
So um, what the fuck happened with the Rusev Summer Rae angle? Didnt the bitch propose the brute or something like that
>>783438
Got BTFO by Lana and Rusev getting married IRL.
>>783434
>Neville eliminated before Titus, Golddust or either of the Dudleys
Breeze is bullying my man Todd Phillips.
I hope Phillips helps Ziggler kill this fop.
>>783438
Vince threw a hissy because he broke kayfabe by proposing to Lana in RL. Even though they break kayfabe literally everyday on the Network.
>>783428
Lord Faggorious is here, but is leaving to play magic
#NoFilter #lolz
>>783438
TMZ made it known that Rusev and Lana were getting hitched, so they axed the angle in the most half-assed manner possible.
LOL
ROFL
>network is literally unwatchable
I can't believe people pay money for this
Straight guy opinion; Tom is more handsome than Tyler desu.
>>783398
Pc died so my trip is kill and havent been awake to watch live in months.
>>783438
He got IRL engaged to Lana, killed Kayfabe.
Now Tyler has drawn the short straw and been lumbered with Summer Rae.
>>783386
if fat isn't genetic, explain the Rotundas
>yfw Ben Stiller comes out in Zoolander character to promote the movie and feuds with Breeze
>rolf
>tfw the hidden match of the night is The Corporation vs the Authority/McMahonHelmsley
>mfw and my boys when this is happening
God this interview is fucking shit! How is this better than cutting a promo in the camera? Or even cutting a promo on the selfy stick?
when did zerkaaHD become an interviewer
>Tyler using a two year old iPhone
did my t b h get turned into desu desu?
Who /googs/ here
>>783492
/rofl/ here
This was more fun to watch that the match
>>783469
That would be good. He was in the Valentino show
>Googs
>Rolf
>dubadubaeee
You're joking right?
>the gooks
Good save by Renee. She's good at her job.
>>783466
To be fair, Summer seems to fit the role of Breeze's escort better than when she was forced onto Rusev to help work a shitty soap opera angle.
>>783492
i'm a 'channer
Tbh m8 I like breeze
>>783439
>>783457
Real thread here >>782909
Renee <3
If only she wasn't wearing anything beneath that, covering nipples with those patterns
>>783428
>I'm a classic
please you're gonna give me an ego swelling.
>>783458
you should googs for a new stream then
> Saxton implying Bray is Undertaker's son
I would be okay with this... others won't.
>>783511
Fuck off.
Fucking Renee she is wearing that shirt incorrect. She is suppose to be wearing pasties and not that undershit she has right now.
>the swiss superman joining his tag team buddy is Ded wrestler heaven
>>783510
Why does your Tbh not get turned into desu?
type it without the capital.
>yfw HHH comes out in a tank after SS ends and proclaims he managed to thwart ISIS's plans WITH A TANK
tfw you will never fug Renee
>>783439
Nobody knows /asp/ exists.
Fuck /sp/ janitor
Posting here from Survivor Series, in the nosebleeds. How's the show on the Network? Can you hear the chants? They're loud here.
>>783520
it's a family show
>>783528
>those feet
muh dick
I'm thankful to have my dick out for you Renee
>Not even murican
Goddamn what a pointles peice of shit that match was. Glad Goldust is back, but Jesus, that was not a good start.
Also, LOVE Breeze, but he's clearly going to be a at best a strong mid-carder until he gets released.
>>783513
close enough
This ppv makes me want to start smoking.
>>783514
OK.
any streams?
>checked my phone
>You have been charged $9.99 by WWE
>I thought I had at least a couple of days left to cancel
Well...let the games begin.
>>783528
I fucking love those socks. They look comfy as fuck.
This thread needs more bliss
Where my blissfags at?
>>783542
network dot wwe dot com
lol
>>783539
That makes me hard
>>783539
Oh, I have that one. Wish she posted more like it
>>783542
Just make a throwaway email and register for the network
>>783507
Yeah I'll give you that, but she's just... awful. I'm not sure how she's managing to stay relevant when there are girls on the NXT roster that could do her role, and better. Meh.
>>783516
I'm watching on the network. WWE clearly is having server issues yet again considering their programming guide is now down as well. Seems to be working again, we'll see for how long
>>783554
Seriously, how do people still not know how to do this
>>783554
do i need credit card for that shit ? Or can i just log on with a bogus email?
what the hell is this shit
The Wyatts need to go to LU.
>>783566
We live in a world of pussies
>>783561
There is a rat in that pillow. That's disgusting
>>783566
How new are you?
>>783566
Yeah, they're all actors now.
>>783566
KEYFABE IS DEAD AND BURIED
Just kill this company already
>>783566
Confirming the terrorist attack tonight.
>>783565
you need either a paypal or a bank account. If you cancel and get lucky, they give you an extra month to come back.
>>783547
tfw its cold enough where you have to wear socks but your not Completely freezing your feet off.
Its a comfy feel
P
>>783566
well we are in Atlanta
>>783531
What are the chants? I can't hear anything but my stream sucks
>>783554
do i need credit card or no?
WWE Today!
WWE Tomorrow!
WWE Forever!
here we go guys
>>783576
It's more like you people are choosing to ignore it
stream link?
JOSE CAN YOU SEE!
inb4 isis
oh shist they taught a horse to sing !
>>783531
crowd was loud, seemed to be marking out really hard
Who's ready for the allah Akbar?
Only singing the National Anthem because of the terrorist threat.
BANG
EAT SHIT ISIS
>>783561
Why u hate bliss?
>>783585
Yes.
>anthem
ISIS attack in 5
>>783585
You can buy a 3 month Network card in some places or whatever the fuck
>Garcia sings the national anthem
>Niggs look mad as fuck
>My dick gets even harder
> Not French national anthem
>Anthem
what now?
>>783566
Muhammad Hassan/Davari are going to hijack the tournament and win the champion
debating going to the gym or seeing if shit actually goes down tonight.
FUUCKKKK
>>783601
They do this every once in awhile. Are you new?
>>783578
>paypal
And that paypal account needs a card connected to it. Otherwise WWE won't accept it.
MIC BOTCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why the USA national anthem?
>>783576
>caring about kayfabe
Get your parents to tape the show for you, your bed time will be coming up pretty soon
Wait a minute did she just introduce herself?
ISIS Confirmed?
>inb4 ISIS comes down the stairs with Roman's music
>National Anthem
This'll weed out them ISIS boyos.
>>783600
me
>USA National Anthem
We're not on WrestleMania dammit.
'MURRICA
>>783607
>paying for the network
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>783601
They literally only do it at Wrestlemania.
>>783587
Must have over 50k a year job in finland to get one, and maybe still they wont give it to you if your parents have been dumb fucks in the last 30 years.
Bankers and banks in general in finland are retarded as fuck
this is so awful
god bless the usa
>>783591
>this singer
Why is the US national anthem some kind of Disney song?
>Every other country sings French anthem in solidarity to our french bros.
>America is so dense they sing their own.
ISIS didn't attack you guys (yet) idiots.
I love Lillian but not a fan of this performance
USA
Why do they let Garcia butcher the anthem like that?
>>783566
It's about time WWE started treating itself like fictional TV.
Is the Network down for anyone else?
WHAT IS MY 9.99 FOR
God, I love that piano version of Taker's theme.
>>783648
>>doesn't know who Lilian Garcia is
>AAAannnndd... tthheeeee.. hooommeee... of the... brraaaveee..........BRRRaaaayyyy!
Spoiled the winner of the Waytt Family vs BoD match?
>>783628
India Sierra India Sierra ISIS! DURKDURK DURKDURK DURKDURK DURKDURKDURK
>>783645
Just use this then
taima.tv/r/wooo
at least it didn't last 20 mins