This is the last general before Survivor Series family, are you hype for tonight?
>>782230
Cool pic.
>>782230
Zero.
There is so many things wrong with tonight.
Not the least which that the US title is going to be made weak again, and the IC title is either going to be made weak again OR KO wins and we don't get a Dean Heel turn winning.
I'm hype to see if ISIS comes through with the clutch
Who /watchingoldsurvivorseriesbecauseyourteamhasabyethisweek/ here
>>782230
Ready to see Stang fuck shit up?
>>782230
> deanos hair
Kek heidenreich and snitsky backstage
>there's a PPV today and the biggest hype all week was about a potential ISIS attack
>>782263
No sef
No cena
No brock
No rock
No sting
No Eric bischoff on commentary
State of wwe to be honest
>Not linking to the new thread in the old one
Fucking newfag
Sheldon Benjamin was pretty impressive. Shame he isn't white.
>Faggot ass Roman will be world champion in 9 hours
Dark days.
How fucking stupid are the fucking mods. No one fucking searches the catalogue for shit. Of you want to delete a thread delete the old fucking threads that are past the bump limit that don't have fucking people posting in it. I fucking load up 4chan.org/asp/ and scroll down the page to click on a thread I want to post in. I don't fucking go searching in the depths of your lard fucking ass to find active discussion fucking faggot
Here's hoping ISIS comes in and murders Barrett.
>>782293
You better watch your mouth or hotpockets will gibe you a ban for being offtopic.
2004 bmj looks so small. He's chasing carlito and jesus around the locker room
Who /shoot excited/ for tonight?
>>782293
The problem is that any new janitor would have been on this board we came here, so they automatically have a bias against us
>>782308
> shoot excited
Here
These aspies are so qt and naive
Its like being in a whole board of zaynowens marks
>>782308
What's there to be excited about? I do enjoy seeing the Undertaker tho
Dubs and La Sombra interferes and takes Ramen's title
>>782318
>Google this fag
>5'11"
LMAO
I'm still thinking about watching SS just to say "Why did I stay up for this?" to myself in the end.
>>782323
>we got an entire board to shit up
>b-btfo
Pham jealousy is a sin.
>>782328
Britbong?
>>782323
>this faggot has to share one thread with the rest of his circlejerking buddies
>We've got an entire board to share
>mfw
>>782263
It's a work
>>782323
OBSESSED
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>>782337
>that backpedal
>>782263
Everything is predictable.
And the worst part is, half the stuff we predict shouldn't happen.
And it's Survivor series WITH NO SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH!
>>782342
but there is a survivor series match, it just has no implications whatsoever
>>782332
Germanfag
>>782323
Lel we have our own board to shit up now m8, its based
Cheers pops, us finally coming of age and moving out was hard at first but we are glad we did
>There are brits in here that are going to stay up till 4 am to watch the worst svs in history
>if theyre not cűcks paying 10 bux to watch it then theyre cűcks whore going to beg for streams until they get a shitty one that gives them viruses
>They will shitpost about how much they hate it but watch anyway because they are neets
Dont think because theres no flags now that i dont see you, think you can pretend to be a glorious american now that we switched boards eh?
Lmao fām, i will be back in the game thread to remind you of your folly.
>>782337
>mfw Vince fucking used ISIS to try and bring back ratings
Madman
>>782344
If you're referring to the taker/Wyatt match, that's just a 2on2
Is there a traditional 5v5 match happening tonight?
>>782328
Get a job you degenerate cunt
That goes for you too randyfag
>>782351
No
http://www.wwe.com/shows/survivorseries/2015/traditional-survivor-series-elimination-match-to-take-place-sunday-28227850
>>782350
What if ISIS in it's entirety is a work? I wouldn't put it past Vince.
>Friend I normally watch the ppvs with has work early morning tomorrow.
Who's /homealone/ here?
>>782352
Yep, and no one's been announced to participate in it yet.
>>782352
Yes, participants not announced but it's probably new day, Sheamus, barrett vs usos Dudleyz and ryback
>tfw Roman turns heel
>tfw Roman wins the title and becomes the new corporate champ
>tfw the Rock comes back to talk Roman back to the light
>tfw Roman superman punches the Rock and becomes the biggest heel in the company
>tfw Deanetty wins at WM only for Sheamus to cash in the next night
Best time to be a based Roman fan desu
>>782354
>>782358
>>782359
Why of course.
>>782355
GOAT heel faction desu
>>782358
Stick to the 2old weirdo thread
You fit in better there
>>782361
>yfw when Roman loses to deanetty
>Ramen turns heel
>declares himself a member of ISIS
>blows up the arena
I would mark pretty hard tbqh
>>782361
roman going heel will literally the only way he wins the title and it won't be a disaster
>>782361
>le Roman turns heel
Never liked this meme.
>>782376
I would mark the fuck out
Would an ISIS storyline be considered PG? Because Vince would do that shit instantly if he could.
>>782378
It worked for le Rock (^;
>survivor series ppv
>no survivor sereis match
what the fuck is this bullshit?
surely they aren't going to try to surprise us with this shit? they might as well have a hell in a cell match with no hell in a cell match
or royal rumble with no royal rumble
I hope you're ready for Samoan Recapping Man to be champ.
Who believes in the terrorist attack that's supposed to happen at Survivor Series tonight?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/621120/Anonymous-publish-a-list-of-ISIS-targets-after-hacking-their-terrorist-network
>>782389
They said they're having one. Just haven't said who's in it.
>>782389
They announced they were "having a Survivor Series match" and that's it.
Expect a bunch of jobbers thrown together pointlessly, probably everyone who lost the tournament or some shit.
>>782230
>Latinno Heat
>>782349
I'm actually staying up until 6am for this.
>>782376
Doubtful. He was treated like shit backstage for absolutely no reason.
>>782359
They built up New Day vs. Lucha Dragons and Ryback at the last Smackdown so something along that way seems more likely.
>mfw betfair offered odds of 9.0 for kalisto appearing tonight
>>782401
Is Botchlisto being pushed so he can fight with Sombra?
hey guys my girlfriend moved in and i haven't really been watching must wrestling lately
what's the final card for tonight?
>>782403
Adding botch to his name doesn't make it true familia.
>>782395
I figured it out. It has to do with Cesaro. Something will happen in the semi-finals.
The Roman - Ambrose bromance will not end too soon.
fuck what you think is going to happen tonight
what do you WANT to happen tonight
>Dean winning the title, with Roman turning heel
>Wyatt pinning the Undertaker
>Charlotte beating Paige
> Breeze beating Ziggler clean
>a good traditional survivor series match
>>782412
He only botched about three times when he fought Del Rio last week.
>>782418
All of that except for Charlotte brating Paige
>>782419
>Del Rio
There's the problem senpai. Dorito is shit.
>>782421
*beating
>>782418
You're an absolute faggot with dirtsheet comment section tier taste.
>>782378
It ain't a meme, senpai.
>>782424
no ragrets
>>782418
>What do you WANT to happen tonight?
Roman turning heel, winning the championship joining the Authority and becoming the first legit threat since Lesnar.
>>782391
Why is he jerking off his arm?
>All these le roman turn heel babies
And who would be the face to go after him?
Cena is dealing with del rio when he returns so not him.
Fucking dean? Hes not top guy material, not to mention its poor storytelling to have roman turn heel right after that segment with haitch.
Just to swerve for swerves sake is russo tier shit that you marks apparently hate but really, you love it, dont you?
>>782422
Found the casual
Dorito is a top 3 pure wrestler on the roster m8
Only memesaro and based fat fuck are on his level
>>782418
Paige accidentally revealing her ass.
>>782441
>Dean
>not top guy material
He's the closest thing to top guy material that WWE has.
>>782441
Ambrose vs Reigns is a fued waiting to happen
>muh bros forever
>muh may the best man win
>muh not knowing a fued cannot be between two faces
More like why would Ambrose turn heel? No one would care. Everyone would know Reigns would win the fued. With Reigns being heel, it would be more satisfying.
>>782444
Ryback and ziggler are better fits than dean, thays how shitty dean is.
>>782441
Tbh senpai 1998 Survivor Series is the best written thing in wrestling history.
>>782448
>Ziggler
Lol no. Slight agreement on Ryback, though.
>>782442
Dorito was shit before, he was shit in AAA, he was shit in LU and he's shit now fuccboi.
>>782418
>Muhammad Hassan returns to lead Team ISIS
>Del Rio and Zeb confronts them
>Jack Swagger and Cesaro reunite to back up Del Rio
>Cena returns early to join Team America
>they're still one man down
>this motherfucking song hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4
Post yfw
>>782453
I like ryback but your gimmick sucks dude.
Try it on wrestlinginc, theyd eat it up there
>>782454
Then Hulk Hogan runs in with a chair and cripples Angle for good.
How hype are you guys for tonight?
>30% off ryback shirts today
>rybotch confirmed for released
>>782461
Give me a reason to be
t bh fa m
and i mean this when i say it.
dean ambrose is /elite/
>>782452
If fucking Kalisto can't even do scissor takedowns with the only guy in the roster that has experience with that shit then there's something wrong with him.
>>782463
>Implying its not because hes Getting a new shirt because hes getting pushed.
Buy one for aj phil, the ladies love the big guy.
>>782465
Ambronies unite
>>782461
I bought a sega genesis for $30 today. That was much more exciting
>>782464
>he doesn't bet on wrestling to get some enjoyment out of wwe for the first time in years
Shaking my head family.
>>782464
.000001% chance of ISIS killing ramen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ZMTTl6QSw
>>782472
Are there sites that bet on wrestling?
WWE are not turning Reigns or Ambrose. Reigns will win against Kevin Owens and Sheamus will immediately cash in, this is literally how its happening, I absolutely guarentee this is how it's happening or I will piss in my mouth and record it.
>>782478
Several.
http://www.oddschecker.com/tv/wwe/
>surprisingly good odds on babygurl
>>782454
10/10 would pay to watch
>>782481
Only possible if Reigns beats Sheamus too.
>mfw this is actually a possibility
>>782461
So hype I'm not gonna watch it. Seriously, give me one reason to give a fuck about any of the matches. Best case scenario would be if they took the supposed ISIS threat seriously and postponed/cancelled the PPV until they have a real card for it.
>>782481
>tfw it's fella time
>>782485
>i'm surprised someone might beat sheamus
>>782482
Any that are murrican friendly?
>>782482
any US sites?
dont wanna pay in euro
>>782486
This desu family
Only three weeks until TLC!
>>782502
>liking TLmeme
>>782499
>5Dimes
WWE not offered.
>>782502
18+
8
+
>>782502
How could they possibly generate any hype in just three weeks?
>>782506
They can't.
>>782502
sign up for your free network today so you can get both ppvs for free
cancel that shit too because fuck that noise
>>782504
Check the section labeled "pro wrestling", famette.
>>782506
With a controversial ending to the survivor series pay per view of course =^)
>Irrelevant shit (Zig) vs. irrelevant faggot (Brie-z)
>Divas Match (self explanatory)
>Predictable-as-fuck WHC tourney
>They honestly couldn't come up with a 5on5 featuring BoD vs. Wyatt Family
>Instead the *crowd* is in charge of figuring out which Mid-carders are filling up the timeslot
>mfw holy fuck, I almost forgot this PPV was actually happening tonight
Is this seriously the worst build-up to a Survivor Series ever?
>>782519
last years and card was much worse aside from stings debut
that was still shit because the crowd was lame.
>you now remember adam rose vs the bunny was an actual match on last years card
I bought chips and dip for this stupid show and I will not touch them until the show starts.
>>782523
Sure you wont fatty
should i drink today when this event starts? I already am hungover from yesterday.
Should I just use this 8$ to buy food?
>>782517
>having to sign up to even view the bets
Already a bad sign.
>>782519
The real question is, will we have a worst match of the year candidate? What are the nominees thus far?
Stardust vs Goldust?
Rollins vs Kane?
EC match?
Whens it start?
>>782529
Pre-Show in 3 bongs
>>782523
Compared to Doritos (Nacho Cheese) and sour cream, all chips and dip combinations are inferior tbqhwyf.
>>782523
>tfw sweet chili dip with chips and coke
> Cena spends months making the US Title important again
> Del Rio wins it and then just turns it back into a prop belt
Ugh. Cena FINALLY does something right in the company and it's messed up immediately. Should have made it the new TV Title where the Open Challenge is a forced stipulation
>you now remember that grumpy cat was on Raw this time last year
Good segments tbqhf
>Roman and Owens in the middle of their match
>lukewarm at best crowd
>suddenly all the light go out and its pitch black in the arena
>spotlight shines to the entrance ramp
>it's Motorhead playing The Game
>lights turn back on
>2003 Triple H is in the ring
>roided out insane width, thick solid and tight
>lays out Owens
>lays out Reigns
>Sheamus music hits and he comes down the ring smiling ready to cash in
>2003 Triple H pulls a sledgehammer out of nowhere and hits him the real way with it
>goes back into the ring and pedigrees Owens and Reigns
>three grave plots appear seemingly out of nowhere
>he physically buries all 3 before walking out with the WWEWHC, the IC, and the MitB briefcase
>show ends
Saved you from watching the ME tonight
>>782542
> you now remember that the Miz kissed a retarded cat on live television
Poll time again.
http://strawpoll.me/6075541
http://strawpoll.me/6075541
http://strawpoll.me/6075541
Here is what i think will happen in the finals tonight:
>jeans goes over ramen clean
>clean
>ramen, frustrated with his failures and the successes of the other shield members, assualts jeans after the match in a heel turn.
>as hes walking up the ramp, sheamus comes in to cash in on dean, and ramen watches from the stage smirking
>>782550
>No Seth Rollins option
Have you lost faith anon?
>>782461
Going to sleep in an hour and not even going to check up on it at work tomorrow
Not > shoot excited at all
>>782550
I miss our captain senfams
^:) Horns up for sef
>>782541
>midcard title
>important
>ever
On my way to get food before heading to the arena. If I don't survive, I will try to big boot and legdrop a terrorist on my way out.
>roman with the most votes in the poll
>state of marks in this thread
HOW IS EVERYONE SO BLIND
NO ONE AGREED TO BE TRIPS MAN
THEY NEVER SHOWED HIM WITH FELLA
FELLA CONFIRMED TO BE TRIPS NEW MAN
CASH IN TONIGHT
YALL A BUNCH OF PUPPETS
>>782561
It's a who do you think not a who do you want dumb nigger we know how Vince wants his mastadons tbqhfam
>>782562
Did he actually ask Ambrose?
>>782561
No one wants him to win. We're just resigned to the fact that he will win.
>>782550
Sheamus fags report in. Eventually we'll get it right.
>>782561
It's about who you think will win, not who you want to win.
>>782568
Sheamusfagging feels like the natural progression from sethfagging. I'm in fella.
>>782568
He'll lose the eventual cash-in.
>>782568
Right here
>>782443
Absolutely this
>>782554
>roman heel turn
That would involve wwe taking a chance. In 2015
Has there been anyone who's lost a cash in?
>>782583
Sandow and Cena
>>782230
>le obese man
>le overpushed man
>le wacky receding hairline man
>le I don't even try anymore man
>state of wwe's uppercard
What stream you faggots using ? Wanna save my free trial on wwe for a bigger PPV than this.
>>782588
You can have unlimited free trials though. Just use a different email when you register.
>>782588
>He doesn't know about the stream
http://strawpoll.me/6075798
http://strawpoll.me/6075798
http://strawpoll.me/6075798
>>782583
>>782589
So you are a degenerate as well as a mod
Please have sex
>>782588
ima.tv/r/wooo
get your macros ready
>>782593
>Sandow
>>782586
bootyblasted memearo kuck detected
>>782583
Cena won his cash-in on Punk at Raw 1000 via DQ due to Big Show interference, so he didn't win the title
Sandow lost his cash-in on Cena clean
>>782594
Degenerate?
I'm not a mod. I just know how to follow the rules.
>>782593
When the hell did Sindow win a MITB?
>>782604
2013. Him and Cody Rhodes had a pretty great feud afterward.
>>782604
2013
is based new day even on the fuckin card?
>>782604
2013
It was actually a pretty good MitB match
>that part when the Real Americans formed up like Voltron
So is there any chance the 5 on 5 meme match will have any debuts or returns or is it just the first ten people to walk in the building?
>>782388
it actually did
Rock turning Heel was a great thing for the attitude era.
>HHH personality has been a strong powerful douchebag
>Modern career was just burying wrestlers over and over again to push himself
>Now ruining the show with his awful writing staff
So in the end he was just playing himself
>>782610
I miss them both.
>>782583
lots of people
>>782610
Oh yeah I also remember this was in Corpus Christi the same night that there was a tiger shark or something in the waters.
I just want to see ISIS exploding the show
>>782618
Fallen hero's, there was once a time when i expected big things from both those men
>>782610
>Professional athlete
>Can't swim
>>782632
I like to imagine in Kayfabe wrestlers dont work out. They just have the body they have because they were born to be like that. So Sandow is actually a nerd who studied instead of partaking in physical activity during school.
>>782632
Best boat
>>782621
Sharks in the water? You havin a giggle m8?
>>782593
I miss the Intellectual Saviour of the Masses so much
I just watched Survivor Series 2014.
Holy shit, I didn't remember it being THAT bad.
>>782643
>>782643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9iHGibjD6M
Can anyone post the webm of Rollins coming out in white attire, pleas I need it and forgot to save
>>782652
I was so confused until you corrected it, I had no idea what a shark had to do with Sandow :')
>>782643
>>782646
Mizdow was better tbqh
>ISIS working themselves into a shoot
>>782644
>Rewatching any ppv that youre not nostalgic for
Literally why?
>>782657
Mizdow was awesome, I'd take either back
So guys... I'm pretty not interested in Survivor Series but I'm gonna get drunk and watch it anyway. Tell me what to expect.
>>782651
Please lads
If you like Sandow I suggest you don't watch any up up down down
>>782667
reigns will win the title and ppl are gonna boo him and maybe isis will allahu snackbar
>>782251
I think Seth's retard powerbomb scared him off for good
>>782667
The most generic ending you can get and literally no surprises.
Why don't there a Survivor Series as Survivor Series?
This is like having Royal Rumble without a Royal Rumble
>>782683
There's a Survivor Series 5v5, but the match-up is under wraps unless someone got a hold of a leak.
>>782683
http://www.wwe.com/shows/survivorseries/2015/traditional-survivor-series-elimination-match-to-take-place-sunday-28227850
There's a survivor series match, but nobody knows who's going to be in it
Where are you going to watch SS15 from?
>>782685
>No way tonight ends vanilla as fuck
Have you been watching this product for the last year?
>we're having a Survivor Series match tonight
>no teams, no context, no idea who is running with who
>it's just another match on the card
>inb4 THE RYBACK is in the survivor series match
just kill me
How you want your PPV tonight /wwe/?
>>782690
I thought you didn't watch the product phil?
>>782690
>inb4 Ryback, Dudley Boys and Lucha Dragons(or PTP) vs The New Day and The Ascension
>>782692
JFMSU
>>782349
smirk frog is objectively the most fedorable meme
I think the obvious audible tonight is plugging Dean Ambrose into Seth Rollins role as heel, because they had plans for Reigns at Mania and they can just plug Dean in Rollins' role by changing him heel.
Am i retarded
Watching survivor series 2005, haitch vs flair last an standing match, flair takes 3 pedigrees and almost makes it up before HHH hits him with the sledge.
Kek based hunter
My favorite Raw of the month is the one directly after a PPV when they are creating new angles to play out for the next PPV so I can speculate what i think is going to happen, and criticize it before it ever happens.
While you're waiting for SS, have The Miz vs. Jack Swagger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2m--1ftgho
Roman Reigns def. Alberto Del Rio
Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose goes to a double count out
HHH comes out and announces that there has to be a new champion tonight, so the final will now be a triple threat. Reigns vs Owens vs Ambrose.
Kevin Owens wins.
This is what happens. Cap this post.
>>782687
Hanging out with a friend at his place, gonna have pizza and Chinese food
Als
>SS15
>1S15
>ISIS
>>782718
That doesn't make Roman look strong, try again
Who /onlywatchingbecauseofISIS/ here??
John Cena will be here too right? He is the only wrastler that I know.
Have you guys noticed the lack of face/heel turns? It's what's causing this product to be so bland
Pls someone turn on each other
>some turbanhead rushes to the ring and is about to suicide bomb himself
>John Cenas music hits
>AAs the terrorist
>overcomes the odds and saves WWE once again
>>782721
Kevin Owens wins after stealing a pin when Reigns spears Ambrose.
What's the main event gonna be? The championship match or the Undertaker match?
>>782728
Divas match
>>782728
Championship
>tag team as main event
>>782722
>Wyatt Family starts attacking brothers of destruction 4v2
>CAWWW
>Sting walks out to huge pop
>Stops halfway down ramp and smiles
>BRRRRR APPLEJUICE* Cena sprints straight to the ring turning the match into a traditional 4v4 Survivor Series match
>>782728
Charlotte vs. Paige
>>782688
There's been lots of swerves to be honest.
>>782728
If they're dead set on pushing the 25th anniversary, it'll be Taker.
>>782651
>>782731
>wasting Cenas return on some B PPV in an 8 man elimination tag match playa against the Undertaker playa and not having him return to win the Rumble
Haha I never knew Angle started censoring the You Suck. That's fucking hilarious.
>>782736
Thanks lad
Quick everybody. Post wrestling segments that make you smile everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFg-qCSeLXE
>>782737
>B PPV
SS is one of the big 4
>>782719
W-will you use WWE Network or perhaps something else...?
>>782741
https://youtu.be/1Kdq-oFuBns
Booger T vs D loop Brown
>>782742
In name only at this point
>>782747
Fair enough. I guess this SS is proof that it doesn't deserve its status.
>>782550
Where is the Lesnar option?
>>782746
Booker T and Goldust was pretty based, such a odd dynamic.
>Cesaro may require shoulder surgery
RIP Smarks
