Lets take the time to celebrate the career of a legend
WWEWH Championship run when?
>the current state of the divas
When is paige going to stop being around?
>those anons suprised that the gamer threads were going fast
>remember we are in /asp/
Damn, was /asp/ really dead before we came
>>774373
Nigger i didnt just help you spam images my whole break and after for a muhfucking ziggler thread
Damn
You lads better start posting more images with your posts 2bqhwu
>>774379
Yeah pretty much. They absolutely HATE the fact there is activity now.
describe our new /asp/ home in one word lads.
>>774377
with her botching, dwindling reactions, terrible promos, her fanbase turning on her, I say a year it all depends on what other heels they can mustard up, so we have to see when nikki comes back.
>>774385
doesnt change the fact that i would inhale a fart from her ass. I dont care how much of a slag she is, I want to see if her asshole is bleached or not.
>>774383
processing.
Has Swedekek shown up at all since we've been on /asp/?
>>774385
> mustard up
>>774391
I saw him upset that no one would tell it was him here then he spammed paige threads on saturday on spee
Based seb, hope he carries on
>>774385
> botching
> dwindling reactions
> her fanbase turning on her
So how's the weather in Bizarro World?
Lucha Dragons or at least Kalisto needs a new theme, it's so stale and bad
>>774396
you would know since you're the prime resident
>>774396
She's terrible m8. Savior of the divas division my ass
whoaman waynes seff wollins deen ambwose da sheeld
>>774414
i want to smell her ass so bad. What do you think it smells like after a match? i could only imagine it smells heavenly.
Reminder that there's people that think Charlie is anything more than a 2/10
>>774419
jesus christ, she has like NO fucking curves AT ALL.
Her entire body to the top of her head to her feet could pass as a mildly successful MTF tranny transfusion
>>774419
Why did she get the belt before Sasha REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>774422
Sasha is the long game dude.
Her & Paige are going to be the top stars of the women's div until sometime in the 2040s
>>774422
No shit.
Only two Divas who are enjoyable to watch
>Based BO$$
>Asuka
I dread what Vince will do with asuka though once she gets called up.
>>774422
sasha is vastly overrated and almost broke her neck because of it.
>>774427
name a diva better in the ring than she is besides asuka right now. She's almost fucked herself up and has done terrible botches.. but every other bitch on the main roster is like three times worse.
>>774421
Why do you think she wears the shortest most tight shorts of all the divas? to pretend she has an ass.
>>774430
>tfw Bayley will never wear shorts like that when she gets called up to the main roster
could you imagine the boners
Was Cole wearing lifts tonight? How the fuck was he taller than Charlotte who was wearing heels?
>>774382
>"Why do these /wwe/ guys want to fight for higher post & image limits, and flags?"
To quote CM Phil, they're dumb as fuck
>>774425
Pair her with Hideo Itami and redo the whole Suzuki gimmick from mid-2000s WWE
>>774437
no
>>774435
AYY LMAO
>>774439
But it was asked what Vince would do m8
>>774373
10 more years
>>774428
You could very easily argue that Paige, Becky & Nattie are all at least on-par with Banks
>>774447
All of those besides paige i can somewhat agree with i guess. Nattie is probably slightly bettwr now that i think about it
>Charlotte will be the guest on ESPN’s SportsCenter for Jonathan Coachman’s “This Week in WWE” segment. The segment airs during the 9 PM ET hour on ESPN.
>>774448
> besides Paige
I really do not get why she inspires such anal devastation amongst some folks
Were she around for the Takeover 4 Horsemen era she'd be just as praised as Bo$$
Hell, even their matches on NXT back when Sasha was a milquetoast babyface were bangers
>>774456
did you see the owens tweet in response to her? he nonchalantly btfo her and then stuck to his twitter gimmick and blocked the hoe.
>yfw a fat french wrestler most likely makes more than Buffy
I would still pork the fuck out of her though. Childhood boners senpai
>>774460
Good times last night
>>774460
>Buffy
wrong 90's show kiddo.. but yeah, Owens tweets are always funny. Nigga stays true to his gimmick with his snarky ass tweets
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/666516457778503680
>>774466
That was the joke you nigger. Did you not see the tweet he made after blocking her
>>774467
kek. based fat ass
>figure I won't watch Raw because nothing ever happens
>wake up to find out Paige is now the fucking biggest heel of the past 5 years
what the fuck. i'm guessing it was scripted.
>>774489
lol she isn't getting heat for this, the company is because it's fucking pathetic
>tfw based Ziggles was given a push in Survivor Series 14 and they did nothing to build on it
Give the man another WHC run!
>>774419
Jesus christ she is a literal plank of wood
When do the ratings come out foe ast night? I want to see if Divas was able to pull a 2
Waifufagging aside I really wish they would stop making it seem like the Divas are on par with the males because they really aren't.
>ending the show with a Diva's Contract Signing Segment
It was so fucking hard to watch that I honestly wish I was listening to a Reigns promo instead. Hearing Paige's voice is like nails on a chalkboard and them having to resort to shock value is weak. Trish and Lita alone carried the Diva's division, and if it were them then I'd probably more willing to go along with it but these Diva's are shit.
>>774513
What happened during the contract signing? I stopped watching after Reigns/Cesaro
>Paige going nuclear and invoking Reid
That's how you build a heel senpai
>>774520
Paige called Charlotte's dead brother a faggot.
>>774520
Charlotte invoked MUH DEAD BROTHER for sympathy, and Paige turned it on her by saying that her little brother didn't have very much fight in him.
>>774520
>stupid girly bullshit drama
>Charlotte goes on about "muh baby brother died"
>Paige insults him
>Fight breaks out
>Half assed attempt to throw a chair and table
>refs come to break up the fight
CAT
FIGHT
>>774525
It was awkward as hell when the crowd didn't know how to react
Was Raw worth a download?
>>774535
There's really nothing on it that was must-see outside of MAYBE Ziggler/Ambrose
>>774535
Owens/Neville and Cesaro/Reigns were both good.
>>774540
Owens/Neville has been done before elsewhere and a lot better, too
>>774530
lana got blown out tho
the tmz stuff was true and the guy that used to work in fcw/nxt creative called lana out on the bullying shit. i think lana really was just trying to get a storyline
>>774489
Dude, nobody gave a fuck about that trash.
I don't know how TV works but is it possible for WWE to know if we change the channel away from the Diva segments? Because I think we should start doing that so they get the message
>>774550
Only if you're a Nielsen household.
But that won't send WWE any kind of message that's good.
>WWE Superstars spoilers
>Titus O’Neil defeated Bo Dallas
Just let Bo go to TNA already
>OH MY GOD, IT'S BO ROTUNDA, AND HE'S HERE FOR THE TNA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
>>774552
Not saying I'm for Bo or Titus but its amazing how even in the situation WWE is in, they still refuse to utilize their entire roster. Why the fuck would they push someone like Kalisto but not Zach Ryder?
>>774550
you need a nielsen box, its antiquated shit
despite the old quarter hour narratives, paige and nikki do well in minute-by-minute ratings that the wwe gets and divas stave off drops in third hour segments better than most
>>774555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIo2Bi4773c
>they kept a botch in here, probably because they had to
Kalisto is going back to the tag division, bruh
they just gave him a shock win for the sake of shock factor
>>774530
Damn I really hate Lana now senpai, I hope Rusev comes back and goes with Summer or alone
>>774555
Zack committed the cardinal sin of getting himself over
At least he gets time to shine in NXT
Why WOULDN'T you push Kalisto?
>>774557
They were also clearly testing the waters of a Kalisto/Alberto program
>>774560
>midget
>light weight
>botches
If only Rusev were here. He would definitely have a spot in the tournament
>>774425
> asgooka
> enjoyable to watch
She is literally the worst actor i have ever seen in my life and is also ugly as fuck to boot
>>774447
Shit b8
>>774419
>it has an adonis belt
are we sure its a she
>>774460
> nonchalently btfo her
Lol no he didnt, he made some /asp/ tier not-even-bants quip that made me cringe
Maybe you should go over to 2gay4u stevelol's thread where you would fit in better
>>774452
Paige is just sloppy in ring now.
https://youtu.be/xCeo2NWfhOo
>Sethfags are this beta
The DUDley boys
>match with the ascension
>dropped because everyone likes New Day more than them after the initial nostalgia pop
Where do they go next?
what happened to Layla? She got babies or something?
>>774573
Impact Zone
>foreign wrestler
>he hates America
>>774452
I agree with this. She had great matches with Emma and Nattie, and it's not like any of the beloved NXT four have had a great match on the main roster yet. It's a shame she didn't get to be a part of how good the NXT women's division became.
>>774579
> everyone
> hates lbgt luchabore
>>774564
> not pushing Kalisto because he isn't big enough for you to whack off to
Go to bed Vince
>>774575
She retired this year
Not sure what she's up to now
>>774567
I like how the 2nd part of your post completely describes the 1st half
>>774580
Becky vs. Paige last week was pretty gud
Sasha & Paige had some good matches on SmackDown! too but almost nobody saw them
>>774584
I wouldn't mind pushing Neville but Kalisto is like 5'6 man. Shorter than Rey Mysterio.
>>774589
Yeah I enjoyed it, even with them cheapening the shit out of the Rampaige. I liked Charlotte vs Nikki too, but that was (insanely) mostly down to Nikki.
They shouldve had Del Rio/Regins last night and saved Reigns/Cesaro for the semifinals at the PPV. I'm sure Cesaro/Kalisto would've been a better match than Del Rio/Kalisto too.
>>774591
lol Rey is like 4 inches shorter than Kalisto
>>774594
Yeah, I thought that too. That Cesaro/Reigns match was great and much better than Del Rio/Reigns will be. Del Rio won't be able to carry Reigns as well.
Just downloaded Raw. Was it any good, so I know to brace myself?
>I'm marrying my 5'10 GF this week
I'm 6'4, I'm going to create the perfect "big-guy" for you all. Wish me luck brothers.
>>774591
>Kalisto is like 5'6 man
Bullshit, he's 5'4 at best. Had him in a community college class about 5 years back and I'm about 5'4 and he was the same height as me, if not shorter.
>>774603
I only do it so I can watch it on my PS4 instead. Gotta get comfy.
>>774603
> streaming RAW live
> not downloading it to watch at your leisure and fast-forward while on your couch
Amateur
>>774588
But she is an extremely bad actor and shoot looks like a baboon
How is it b8?
>>774603
>use streams
>>774589
> had some good matches on Smackdown! too
>>774610
this is the worst meme
>>774601
> im about 5'4
Eww. I seriously hope you never passed your inferior manlet genes on anonlet
>>774604
>PSQuadruple
fuck you terrorist :^)
>>774611
> this is the worst! meme
Who /shootexcited/ here
>>774612
At least I'm taller than Kalisto and Rey Mysterio though.
So guys I saw the Reigns/Cesaro match and then i ha to go do some shit so i missed the last 30 minutes of Raw. Anything interesting happen?
>>774620
no
>>774620
Divas tried to bring back the Ruthless Edgression era and no one cared because loldivas
It's becoming obvious they're getting the idea to book Kalisto as the next ReyRey.
>Lucha look and style
>bilingual which appeals to a wide variety of fans, especially the Hispanic demo'
>Dragon-esque attire which can appeal to the Puro' outlaws in some ways
Last nights promo was one set of contact lenses away from being 100% Rey.
>>774625
> booking a Luchador like the most successful Mexican they've ever had
It only took them what, 8 months?
why is Lana starting shit with everyone? She looked like a hypocrite on the rousey thing, she comes at Paige, deletes her bullshit, and then plays the victim while people at NXT and summer rae come to Paige's defense.
She seems so desperate
>>774625
No shit sherlock, how long have you pondered this intrinsic revelation
>>774627
Chicano replacing a Chicano. Perfect switch a roo.
>>774582
I'm so underrated, man.
>>774625
>attire is a draw
kek
>>774557
What was the botch?
>>774629
Since last night when I was taking a nasty shit.
>>774633
I didn't watch the video, but I remember Del Rio ripping Kalisto's mask off on the top turnbuckle.
>>774632
> masks don't sell
Bischoff? What are you even doing here?
>>774628
source on that Paige nxt thing?
>>774625
too cheap to pay Carlito, obvs.
Triple H has to be a jew. If the nose wasn't a dead fucking giveaway, shooting NXT at full sail so that unpaid interns could work for free is another huge indicator.
>>774555
>Zach Ryder
That ship has sailed too long ago
>>774628
>summer rae is against the girl that ruined their angle and forced her to work with le 5 years developmental man
hmm
>>774377
Not for a long time. She's only 23, and HHH loves her. Paige unless she gets injured, isn't going anywhere for at least 8 years or so.
>>774618
My 13 year old brother is taller than you. He would probably kick your arse too
>>774643
Summer & Paige have been BFFs for years
>>774641
Carlito is a boring lazy cunt and isnt even mexican you dumb kuck
>>774645
I doubt that. I grew up in the hood and had to fight off packs of feral niggers on a regular basis.
Unless your brother is actually trained in some fighting technique then I doubt he would have a chance against me.
FYI, size doesn't always predict who will win a fight or else I would've been dead 10 times over by now.
>>774642
He still gets pops even in the marky towns
Could be a solid midcarder if WWE wasn't petty
when is she coming back lads ;_;
>>774640
look for ninnaylor on Twitter, he was dustys assistant and worked creative in fcw/NXT for years
>>774641
> Carlito
Would've been an even more colossal waste of money than Alberto is
Should've just hired Texano
>Just heard Divas contract signing unironically closed RAW
Holy shit lads the absolute state of this product. I caught a little bit of RAW and saw they were recapping the Divas division story throughout the night too. Sounds like true suffering honestly
Bloody hell
>>774414
She can be terrible, does not mean her reactions are dwindling or her fan base is turning on her
So what did Lana tweet to Paige? I haven't been keeping up.
>>774666
She called her a bully
/WWE/ GENERAL'S BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!
>>774661
At least Steen/Pac and Claudio/Joe Anoa'i were good
>>774661
>Rousey gets BTFO, JBL even mentions it
>still trying to push muh stronk independent women angle
Absolute state of Vince McMahon.
>>774668
no it isn't
>>774669
>>774655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r8fKdwyuKA
>>774671
Its probably Steph desu
Was it as terrible as it sounds? I'm so glad I didn't sit through that shit
We need another scandal like Seth's leaking dick pics.
>>774659
>ninnaylor
what? link me to it please, I'm not sure what I'm looking for
>>774671
Rousey lost to another woman though so I'm not quite sure what it is you're trying to prove here?
>>774676
Steph never gave a fuck about the women's division until the NXT Horsewomen got big
>>774680
Don't think too hard about it.
>>774660
>paying money to le no reactions man
>le no reactions man is us champ
>le pander to smarks man is ic champ
>le rocks cousin is gonna be world champ
>le charlie man is divas champ
>YOU JUST KNOW Vince doesn't want half these c.ucks
>triple haitch
JUST
>that Paige and Lana exchange on Twitter
Lana is still clearly trying to get fired.
Ugh I can't believe our little brothers from /sp/ are this misogynist
>>774676
Charlotte brought up her dead brother, Reid, to try to get sympy but ended up being very out of place and awkward. Paige ended the promo with some shit about how Charlie's "brother didn't have much fight in him" before the obligatory match signing brawl took place.
>>774669
>>774686
This post is absolutely fucking terrible. Cut that shit out.
>>774696
Reigns didn't even wrestle on the indies
At least have your shitposting make a kind of sense
Why would Charlie crack, cry, and show emotion to an enemy like that? You're not supposed to show vulnerability to an opp before a fight? Also why does Charlie cry every time she gets a mic?
>>774694
It honestly feels worse than the Bellas dumb shit from last year or even the Eddie stuff from years ago. It's not like this hasn't happened before in wrestling, but something about this particular mention was just really weird.
>>774699
Which is why I referred to him by his NFL/CFB name. Not hard to figure that one out.
>>774679
https://twitter.com/NINaylor
>>774701
Because she's her father's daugher
Flair cried all the time
>>774701
Cole probably yelled at her after that segment.
Did you see the way he was glaring at her?
>>774702
Honestly can't believe a Divas contract signing ended RAW. This is beyond forcing it now, it's ridiculous.
Hope ratings tanked hard
>decide to tune in to RAW on a whim
>wrestler(s) comes out
>no reaction from crowd, whatsoever
Nice product.
>>774710
>South Carolina
>not WCW
What did you expect?
>>774696
Kek
>>774652
>>774652
So you were poor as well as a manlet, im sorry bro.
My little brother is trained in Deja-Fu aswell as having a 23er conker up his sleeves at all times. i doubt very much you will stand a chance when he decides he wants to wedgie you
>>774709
The third hour drop off will be huge
>>774697
What are you doing on here Kevin? Are you trying to pander to us too?
>>774709
Even if it weren't the go-home "main event" segment, the Reid thing was pretty lame.
Who will Vince yell at first about the ratings that aren't the wrestlers themselves?
>even Charlotte's mom hated the segment
>>774715
>yfw they increase
>we're in bizarro world now
>>774701
Because she is a Flair and Flairs are inherently weak pieces of shit
>>774704
>calling wwe performers by their outlaw names
>>774720
They probably got a slight bump at the start of the 3rd hour due to Cesaro/Reigns
holy kek
>>774727
LEL Lana btfo
>>774724
>NFL
>outlaw
>>774727
Lana BTFO
Based Paige
>>774727
Please don't tell me you faggots are eating this up
Lana literally finishes it with
>Hope you get beat up at Summerslam!
Heck, they'll even bring it up on RAW next week. Wouldn't be surprised if they thought ayy Lana gets cheered lets use her for heel heat
>>774727
yeah shes been making of fool of herself on social media for days
i think the guy saying shes trying to get fired might be right
>>774732
Lana realized she got BTFO and went back into kayfabe-mode thinking it would salvage everything.
>>774730
>CFB
>CFL
>not outlaw
WWE and NFL is what non-fedoras watch la
>>774732
Why would she work herself into a shoot if it were a work brother?
>>774738
>open book of honesty
>delete the tweet
get it together
>>774738
>y-y-youre a great wrestler
What a beta bitch
>>774738
It's obviously a work she's plugging the product
>>774738
>Sable 2.0 trying to act tough
lana must have so much heat backstage for leaking the engagement thing to tmz
this promo makes so much more sense now that you can tell what summer rae was REALLY talking about..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRWZjiKQ0Yg
>>774738
Lana literally in tears
>>774738
>#allyouwantisfame
She kinda right. Without WWE, nobody would give a shit about her modelling and would probably be doing porn or some shit.
>>774732
Lana can stir shit up
remember when she talked about muh wage gap?
>>774751
This tbqhwy
>>774675
>>774747
I don't get why WWE got so mad over this though.
It happened one month prior and they even fucking mentioned it in the promo.
>>774747
It was obvious while that promo was happening
Vince is FURIOUS that his hands-on angle jobbed out to reality
>>774752
no actually
Only remember AJ saying something on Twitter about it
>>774755
Vince doesn't want her with Rusev
>>774733
That would've been really stupid for her to do since the management will bury Rusev even more.
>>774675
>Mickie James joking with James Storm on twitter saying this only killed her career
>>774763
He's off injured and before that he got jobbed out to Ryback in a matter of minutes and was the third-string player to fucking Sheamus and Barrett
How much worse could it get?
>>774766
Feuding with The Bunny on Superstars.
>>774766
He could have a dance-off with Hornswoggle and El Torito on main event/superstar.
>>774755
it wasnt a month prior, tmz posted the article and then wwe killed the angle the next day or two cause of it
>>774767
The Bunny hasn't been on TV in a year and hasn't been in the company since January
Plus it's Superstars. Who even cares?
Just got my free Survivor Series tickets due to some work connections. Looks like right next to the camera area.
>>774772
The Bunny came back a few weeks ago tho
>>774770
> Rusev potentially doing the Cossack dance
mite b cool
>>774773
I've been thinking, not trying to kil your hype senpai since you should have fun anyway but does the Survivor Series card seem a bit shit to everyone else too?
Taker/Kane just fighting TWO of the Wyatts? Is there even going to be a traditional 5 on 5?
>>774778
they usually throw together a midcard/divas survivor series match at the last minute
>>774781
> tfw no Nattie/Paige/Charlotte/Becky/Sasha vs. Nikki/Brie/Foxy/two other jobber hoes 5-on-1 blowout
>one month later
>The Dudleyz not even booked on a PPV
Oh that's rich.
>>774790
Why, that Bunny looks awfully familiar...
(I'm too lazy to post a Sandow image.)
Weekly Reminder:
List of English-Texan WWE Wrestlers:
1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. The Undertaker (Mark William Calaway)
3. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (Michael Shawn Hickenbottom)
4. John Bradshaw Layfield (John Charles Layfield)
5. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (Aurelian Smith, Jr.)
6. Stan Hansen (John Stanley Hansen II)
7. Von Erich Family (born Adkisson)
8. Dusty Rhodes (Virgil Riley Runnels, Jr.)
9. Goldust (Dustin Patrick Runnels)
10. Blackjack Mulligan (Robert Jack Windham)
11. Paul London (Paul Michael London)
12. The Angel of Death (David Sheldon)
13. Barry Windham (Barry Clinton Windham)
14. Dick Murdoch (Hoyt Richard "Dick" Murdoch)
15. Barry Orton (Randal Barry Orton)
Other nations/states are you even trying?
>>774778
Free show for me. Never seen Taker live (I know he's old but I want it anyway). Still hoping for a turn from Roman or Dean, just to be in the live crowd. My hype is going nowhere but I admit it would be harder to care if I wasn't going or even had to pay to go.
>>774802
Who would you say is in second place? Canada?
>>774805
Countries: Canadians
States: Minnesota
>>774788
yeah, I thought for sure their feud would last up until TLC in Dec. where the Dudleys would finally get a final shot at the tag titles in a tables match.
I guess that's not the case any longer with the Usos back now.
>>774806
Notable people from Minnesota?
Although no one will see this. Tyler Breeze is our new /asp/ champ. If the guy that does the shoops could do a new belt that;d be great.
>>774808
Ask Minnesotafag he has his list. I don't work other /wwe/ gimmicks.
When do the ratings generally get released?
no Survivor Series elimination tag team matches this year?
>>774814
99% not likely. Who knows, maybe at the last minute Finn Balor and [insert name] will show up
>>774814
>25 year anniversary of taker debuting in a survivor series match
>yo wanna do a survivor series mat h with taker
>nah
>>774807
It's really weird right now because they never even set up a match between New Day & Usos at SvS. They could still do it but the Usos never got a win on New Day or built up hype to it.
Hopefully they kept the Dudleys on back burner for this PPV and then bring them back for a triple threat tag team TLC. Also hopefully they turn The Dudleys into tweeners so they get some character back.
>People are actually paying to go to Survivor Series
>People are actually paying to watch Survivor Series
>>774820
This may actually be the first PPV I don't watch at all. Cold setup, bad booking, predictable outcome.
>>774738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AANjJguhdXY
New smarkbusters. :^)
>>774827
New no one gives a shit. :^)
>not keeping your neckbeard during no-shave November
>>774723
>improperly named .gif
>proper name: Frank see Noelle gangbanged by NewDay
New, Day-Keked. NEW! DAY-KEKED!
>>774835
>Noelle is groped in front of Frank and he still does nothing
>>774808
Off the top of my head
Curt hennig and the hennig family
Rick Rude
Jesse Ventura
X Pac
The Gagnes
Nick bockwinkel
Smash from demolition aka Barry Darsow
Bob backland
Ole and the other anderson (not Arn)
Jumping Jim Brunzell
>>774837
Man, what a fucking kekold
>>774809
Lol fuck off you autistic cunt, this isnt wew
>>774843
>leaving out the road warriors
Shame.
>watch RAW on watchwrestling
>undertaker promo
>this fat guy constantly going "BOOOOOOOOOOO" whenever he stopped saying something
onn the same tier as SUPER DRAGON
>>774848
I did think of them but then something in my head told me they were from chicago?
Maybe they were billed from there
>>774824
It's so predictable, that I actually predict a swerve, ironically make said swerve equally predictable.
>>774837
what's with that guy in the center?
>>774854
yeah they were billed from Chicago but they grew up in Minnesota.
>>774850
Yeah what an annoying attention whoring shit
Is this what's best for business, /wwe/?
>>774861
Yeah sounds about right
Also didnt brock go to school in minnesota
>>774866
