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First for FUCK VINCE AND REIGNS
RAWs almost over senpai. Pointless thread.
>>773522
Back TO REDDIT
>>773522
18+
5th for redditors please go back to reddit
>>773525
Its tradition to have a pointless last thread in the last 15 - 30 mins
Who /a/ here?
Just came to say that if you have a problem with the Diva's contract signing finishing the show then you are an insecure child.
>Divas contract signing
How about a divas ladder match eh?
>Divas contract signing is main event
How do you want your RAW pham?
>>773525
Just trying to push my meme f.a.m.
pre-emptive "rate this raw"
in for the end of prohibition in my state. who /RVD/ outa their mind here?
>>773534
>>773534
Go back to reddit, normalshit.
>>773533
Reporting in
>Divas contract is last
This isn't NXT desu senpai.
>>773544
Who is that?
>>773533
Still here senpai!
>>773534
>I am a gigantic Kuckold
>>773534
>>>/tumblr/
>/asp/ faggots mad because their board is active for once
>>773534
>tumblr
>>773533
hey
>>773549
18+
8/10 botch
>>773549
Kelly Kelly. One of vinces old projects he tried to push
>>773549
Smash-It Sam
>>773556
>Kalisto losing to Ryback obviously
Del Rio dun goofed
Damn didn't realize Kalisto sucked so much
>>773562
She was pretty over, also Stone colds favorite diva of all time.
>Botchlisto
>this botchfest
>>773545
>>773551
>>773553
>>773555
>no legit argument
That is what I thought. Stop hating on the Diva's just because they are women. It really is embarrassing, some perform better than the males. Charlotte has one of the best spears I've ever seen.
>>773568
Luchadores are only good as tag teams
>>773563
Who is this dick milk extractor?
>>773566
Best part was that faggots predictions was posted right after smackdown spoilers went up.
>>773574
18+
>>773573
>I don't hate women
>Upset
>Cinderella
They're really trying hard on making him the next Rey
>>773574
What's your mom's number?
>mfw you guys actually think Reigns will turn heel
>>773573
>Charlotte has one of the best spears I've ever seen
Just once id love for them to name drop previous promotions ADR has been with to give him some fucking clout.
>>773562
Seriously?
How long until ADR dies of a heart attack?
>>773574
I did with your mom
>>773573
>Charlotte
>better spears I've ever seen
Back to reddit with you
>>773574
Thanks for the (You)s
Who /Sethfagsunite/ here?
Divas SHOULD be in the main event from time to time.
It's 2015. GET WITH THE TIMES!
(United States)
>>773567
I see a little bit of kalisto ugly face
Is Del Rio drunk? He botched every spot in that match.
christ if you don't like the Divas shit is the main event don't fucking watch who cares
>>773574
I'm waiting for black friday.
Your mom is having a 75% off sale so it will be a quarter. I have to get their early I don't want to be at the back of the line.
DEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL RRRRRRIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO
Seriously, none of you guys caught Del Rio ripping Kalisto's mask?
was actually nervous when they are on the turnbuckle, scared they would botch and legit hurt each other
>Divashit finale
>>773573
>shilling for feminism during a children's TV show
>>773596
Who?
>the only difference is Dean instead of Ziggler
>>773574
I fucked last night
Reigns is going over both champions in one night.
>>773604
Called mexican heel. Suck his duck.
>Alberto Del Rio vs Reigns
Hahahahahahahaahaahahahah
Nap break match
>People unironically believed that Del Rio was going to lose
ayy caramba
>>773596
Reporting
>>773604
no i saw it. alberto no-heato is fucking trash today.
At least I can go to bed earlier than normal.
Goodnight friends.
This ironic mark shitposting has to come to an end.
>>773597
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>773616
>you will never knee John Cena in the face
What does Main Even Phat Pussy taste like?
>mfw theres a brit up right now
Dont try to pretend youre american now that flags are gone
>The only unpredictable thing in that bracket was Kalisto beating Ryback who ends up jobbing to No Heato.
>>773613
how does your video relate to the comment?
>>773597
I MEAN COME ON WHY ARENT YOU A GIGANTIC KUCKOLD YET
>DIVAS
>CONTRACT SIGNING
>PAIGE
GOT FUCKING DAMN ITTTTTTTTTT
>pudge/flair's daughter contract signing
>>773619
>If someone doesnt agree with me they are a troll
Literally fuck off.
>not hating women with all your heart
>not realizing that all of them are bitches and whores, especially the ones that try and force themselves into male dominated areas like wrestling
>2015
Come on. COME ON. O
Who /changedchannel/ here?
>diva contract signing main event
Well, at least I can stop watching early.
>>773597
I MEAN COME ON ITS TWENTY FEEFTEEEN
>>773631
Please have sex xD
>>773595
+(You)
I remember when Edge and Lita having live sex was gonna be the main event one RAW. Then Cena ruined 13 year old me's dream. Now I'm just happy to see Paige.
I think the exile from /sp/ has made you guys grouchy as fuck.
>>773622
>those dark rashes
>>773619
Smark hiveminds have to end.
>>773623
You can't prove otherwise frogposter
>they go to sign contract
>a fight breaks out
>they get Diva roster to pull them apart
CAP THIS
>>773621
Also keked him
>>773633
Not me. I'm going to ride this through
>>773623
>he stayed up all night to watch this
>3 hours in the middle of the night
>all climaxing in a DIVAS CONTRACT SIGNING
>Caring about 3dpd
>>773633
Already switched to football
>>773632
I hope a fight doesn't break out during this "contract signing"
>>773637
thanks pham, here's one for (You) too
>>773638
Didn't they accidentally show her tit during that?
>>773511
>wrestling threads were better on /sp/
>>773652
Psstt why would that happen
That never happens bro
Night lads. No need to watch this.
RONDA ROUSEY DEBUT IMMINENT
>>773646
>That grip on Noelle
Good
>>773643
Found the Brit
YOU JUST KNOW
>Paige
>saving the divas division
this is all your fault that this overrated cunt is still relevant
muh i've been wrestling since i've been in the womb
#rouseyrevolution
>>773650
This
didn't know the semis will be at survivor series. Del Rio/Owens will neither win, but dont have to wager their belts for this month. Win/Win for for them. Lose/Lose for the fans.
I wish Becky wasn't so fucking orange.
>you'll never give Becky Lynch a sharpshooter
>getting on the table to do a submission
Is she retarded?
SUBMISSION MOVE
ON THE ANNOUNCER TABLE
OH THE HUMANITY
>>773646
>a guy taking a pic with your girlfriend means you are a kek
Do you know how retarded you sound?
>>773645
Is this supposed to be a botch? They pull Brie away from Charlotte so of course she is going to hit the floor.
>>773644
Its not like males do that all the time. Why do you guys have to act like its gonna be boring when the Diva's do it?
>>773629
>>773630
If Brock Lesnar was doing one with another star you guys would piss yourselves in joy so shut the fuck up and stop complaining
>It's a "Paige is doing something in the ring that wants to be described as wrestling" episode
I wanna have sex with the Miz
The main event is a divas contract signing? What the negro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnsKKBD06Ys
Here's a better main event for you to watch lads
>this was just a throw-away match on Smackdown
The state of the current product
just what this feud needed, a micheal cole angle
>>773664
literally cringe
Literally who cares
>oh...no...not on the...table? Why? Why on the table?
>divas
>women in general
>>773671
I just wanna cum on her face.
“What a show! And what a shocker!”
WWE boss Triple H reacts to Ronda Rousey’s shock defeat at UFC 193
And following Rousey’s shock knockout loss to Holly Holm at UFC 193, the WWE’s executive vice president - real name Paul Levesque - sent a message to UFC president Dana White to express his shock.
Reality fan: Dana White says great fights are better than anything you could ever script
“I have this thing that reality is better than any script you can ever write,” he said.
“It’s so real. Like last night. You put on a fight with the best fighters in the world and reality’s gonna happen. And when you see it, it goes f*****g global and electric like it did last night.
“Even Triple H - your boy Triple H - hit me up last night and said:’WOW!’
“He goes: ‘What a show! And what a shocker!’ That’s what Triple H hit me with last night.
Paiges tits are consistently the best thing on RAW
>>773676
Theres no womyn in this thread m8.
Your whiteknighting here wont get your dick wet, try leddit or tumblr
>>773676
KUCKOOOOOO
Well I can tell you what the main event of smackdown is gonna be.
>>773683
>heels
>>773678
Everyone does. He is so dreamy tbqh fa.m
>>773676
>If Brock Lesnar was doing one with another star you guys would piss yourselves in joy so shut the fuck up and stop complaining
Because Lesnar is fucking interesting and Paige let alone any of the divas have neither been relevant or interesting for years? This isn't NXT
>>773646
>Rene holding his finger
>Seth having his sweat on Nikki to mark his territory
>Groping Noelle
>Nat just pointing at Seth because he is a man
ALPHA AS FUCK
>>773683
MODS
push em up
there is no way they're just finishing with this shit
something massive is about to happen
>>773639
they're convinced they can have their dedicated board if they whine and shitpost enough
Why is this main eventing the raw before Survivor Series? These two are fucking awful. Paige has been shit for a while now and everyone knows Charlotte is nothing beside muh heritage.
>Paige's eyes
Is she baked?
>shag my phat juicy minge anon
Wooooooooooof
>yfw this is a run of the mill signing and no fights break out
I thought Flair's son died
>Paige's red eyes
She's totally smoking shit.
>>773699
Goldberg comes back and spears Charlotte through the Spanish announce table
Who //CHARLOTTE// here?
Paige was crying backstage before this
Why is Charlotte's theme irritating
>Mandrama on ESPN
>Not a sport
Hiro a twat 2bh
>>773709
Test died
look at these 2 athletes.
painted up like a couple hookers.
>>773712
KUCKOO KUCKOOO
>>773709
No he just became a tranny
>>773707
built like a tool shed
Muh dad
how is Paige so fucking sexi
>these mic skills
And people wonder why nobody cares about divas
>>773687
Oh man, what a shitter
>>773707
^:) my favorite meme
>>773712
>>>/2gaysthread/
the worst shit
OW AM OI BITTEH AND ANGREH?
>15 minutes left
>>773714
Why
>>773707
>0 curves
>that face
Feel sorry for anyone who finds her attractive desu
This is going to be lowest rated end segment ever.
Whores blown the fuck out.
its english, lov
This is the main event?
I hate Paige's voice
>british
>badass
>>773731
yep. Couldnt figure how to spell that.
>paiges accent
blimey m8, sucha scuse
IT'S THE DEAD BROTHER SEGMENT
>Charlotte weeping
What the actual fuck
STOP FUCKING CRYING EVERY PROMO CHARLOTTE
>>773733
I said no dick for you unless you go over at svs brother
make it stop
whats going on?
>USING REID FOR CHEAP HEAT
>Charlotte using her dead brother for heat
Disgusting
Why is Charlotte whimpering?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THIS IS A CONTRACT SIGNING NOT DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
HOW AM I BIYAH OH ANGWY CHAWOTE?
>Brits in charge of pronouncing R's.
>muh brother
around 2 million for final hour calling it now
IT'S A MUH FAMILY SEGMENT
What the shit? Is she shilling Reid?
>actually using your dead brother to get over.
I actually am really upset right now.
it's eddie all over again.
Is this really the main event? What the fuck am I watching.
MUH DEAD BROTHER
what the fuck is even going on
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU FAGS SERIOUSLY WATCHING THIS SHIT? THIS IS A LITERAL SOAP OPERA
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING GAY FAGGOT WOMEN YOU ARE LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!
>I'm only here because of him
No, you're here because your dad
This is uncomfortable
Reminder: If Rollins didn't get wrecked, we wouldn't have this Divas contract signing.
>using your dead brother
WOW
I want to cuddle with Paige, sniff her ass and then fuck her hard
>MUH BROTHER DED PLEASE LIKE ME ITS ALL 4 HIM #FAMILY
>tfw all flairs are good for is crying and bleeding
>exploiting your dead as dead ass brother to get over
what a cunt
>inarticulate Woooos intensify
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS JUST A BLOODY CONTRACT SIGNING
>exploiting your own brothers death to get sympathy
God Charlotte is such shit.
They couldn't get that fat canadian or Ambrose to main event the show?
Yo senpai this segment isnt that bad
>Brings her family into her promos
>Still can't get legitimate reactions other than mandatory woos
I like the start of paiges music and when she says this is moi haus desu senpai
So what are they doing with the Wyatts on Sunday?
fat pussy has the best rack ever, love pale titties.
>team xtreme
THE HARDYS ARE COMING BACK!!
How do you feel about this image?
>>773773
Those weren't wooos those were wews
>>773776
>WWE
>booking
>YOU WERE NEVER A CHAMPION.
but she was a champion three times you fucking tard.
>you're not a champion, you never were
Yes she was, twice. Who writes this shit?
SWWEEEEHAAARRRRRR
>It's a divas contract signing
WRONG CHARLOTTE WRONG!
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TITLE
BETRAY EVERYONE
>this segment
This is so cringey. They can't really mean what they are fucking saying. PCB on par with DX?
I'm going to switch the tv to super girl now
>>773781
They better fucking split them up. I'm tired of so many shit wrestlers being constantly featured
paige is so fucking fine. i would stick my foot in that sweaty minge
AWOO~
this is so exciting and fresh
>8pm
>"I wonder how they'll end RAW. Make another Taker prom----
>divas
what in the fuck
>it is embarrassed
What
>I wanted to be like you, Paige
>YOU WERE NEVER A CHAMPION PAIGE BECAUSE YOU"RE NOT A ROLE MODEL
>That awkward silence
I want Sasha, Fuck these cunts
STOP THIS SHIT GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>773784
makes me wish i was sucking EC3's uncut cock
>you're not a champion!
>Champions are role models
5 mins before
>I wanted to be just like you when I was in nxt
So.... We're not having the 5 vs 5 match at Survivor Series?
>Mfw the match for the WWE title didn't close out this RAW but instead we got bitch drama as the main event
It's like they don't like ratings.
muh wooooo
mud dad
muh dead brother
muh friendship
I can't tell who are the Australian posters and which ones to ignore.
I can't take this. Literal bile is coming out of my mouth now. See you next week, faggots
WOOOOOOOOOO
>Ending Raw with Divas
Who's idea was this?
YOU. SHUT. YOUR. MOUTH.
hahahahahahahahaha
>Michael Cole
SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR SURVIVOR SERIES IS CANCELLED...
DUDE, WOMEN LMAO
>>773801
God damn, didnt even notice that blatant contradiction.
>this fucking segment
>divas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REID BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BTFO
T
F
O
>MUH DAD
>MUH BROTHER
>FUCK YOUR BRUV
YOU OLD FUCK
Nevermind i take it back,this is pretty bad.
Muh family...
Jesus Christ Charlotte is fucking terrible on the mic. Paige isnt the best but she is putting her to shame. Also top lel, based Paige
woah
>>773809
What aboot Canadians? I have been shitposting all over this thread
Holy shit pham
in b4 Ronda
HOLY SHIT CHARLOTTE BTFO
>>773816
YES!
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
HOW THE FUCK DID WE GO FROM STONE COLD AND VINCE AND BEER TRUCK TO THIS FUCKING SHIT
Kek what am I even watching
Isnt this back to back weeks of promos for main events?
Why is this a WWE trend?
Also Charlotte's speech cadence is hilarous.
LEL! Paige is a true heel besmirching the dead. Good on her, its pretty fucked up.
wow they really used her dead relative to further this feud, i hope Ric Flair didn't approve of this.
This is so hard to watch. Roman is less cringey than this
They really went all out with that dead brother shit.
I wish this feud died in the womb
Charlotte shouldnt be allowed near a mic
>there are people
>on here right now
>RIGHT NOW
>that will defend this shitshow
Can based fat ass, come powerbomb them off the side canvas so this can be enjoyable?
WHAT DID PAIGE SAY I CLOSED THE STREAM
HE'S DOWN THERE
IN HELL
Cheap heat right thurr
>Reid's not in heaven! He's down there – in hell!
>>773834
>You now remember the beer truck opened Raw
>>773813
>Robotic as fuck
>Have to bring muh dead brother into it
They fucked up hard
welp that was better than expected
(Democratic Republic of the Congo)
>paige couldn't get jacket off in time
>metal studs everywhere now
>>773834
Liberalism
Did they really go there
>I WISH YOU DIED IN THE WOMB
The rhinestones falling off Paige's jacket is the most fun thing about this segment
Dem pale titties
>Using someone's death to hype up a divas match.
I thought they'd have learned from
>EDDIE IS IN HELL
Damn this company is fucking edgier than /b/
>this segment
What's worse, this shit about Charlotte's dead brother, or that time Nikkie said she wished Brie died in the womb?
Taker and the druids would have been a better closer for the show.
>>773844
He didn't have much fight left in him
>I hate this promo because women are involved
That was one of sickest burns in recent history.
Haitch made tons of promos like this shit.
It's only natural that it's passed down to whoever eats it out of his hand
NICK BOCKWINKEL DIED FOR THIS
>>773844
>Your brother didn't have much fight
so it takes 5 grown men to handle these 2 bitches
THIS IS WHY WE GOT KICKED OF /sp/
That's it I'm moving to /TNA/
You know, At least there was THREE great matches on Raw tonight and this Charlotte, Paige main event is going to be all over botchamania and be laughed at for months
What a piece of shit. We didn't even get a nip slip.
>mfw
>referees being a bunch of fuckboys
They used this over cesaro and reigns
>>773861
>I am a kuck
>>773864
kek a doodle doo
That was the worst main event ever. I hope this is their lowest rated segment in the history of Raw
Weren't they supposed to sign a contract or something?
>>773850
>yfw Paige dates metal studs.
Paige isnt that bad on the mic desu
That was fucking E D G Y
E D G E
D
G
E
TIME FOR BASED CHRISLEY
who /chrisley/ here
How senile must Vince be
>Hey that there UFC has wimminz and is doing well
>I'll just copy that for instant dollars and ratings
>this segment.
>>773818
What did Fat Paige say when someone cut her in line to get breakfast in the Southern United States?
THIS IS MOI WAFFLE HOUSE!
>>773869
nikki bella would have done one
>>773857
Is that Mark Henry?
>divas aren't that bad bro
>you just hate women
>please have sex bitter virgin
That was incredibly tasteless. Not only was that a terrible promo, they actually used Reid's death.
CRAWWWLLIIINNNGGGG IIINNNN MMYYYY SKIIIIIIINNNNNN
>>773873
>tripfag
Invalidated
>Your death being used as part of an angle in a divas match.
FFS that's the ultimate disrespect.
>>773861
>I liked this promo because of wimminz
Wew lad.
Holy shit, people edited Reid Flair's wiki pretty quick.
Reminder that this is not Vince's fault
Reminder that this is all because of HHH being a beta who does anything for Stephanie
Reminder that WWE is completely fucked after Vince dies and HHH and his stupid cunt wife takes over
>>773889
ONE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
TWO
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
THREE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>773888
They used Eddie too.
>>773859
Breeze/Rtruth would have been a better ending. They could not have done a shittier job at booking a close to this Raw
In my mind I was just telling myself they better not use Reid's death and then they do, the fucking edgelords.
>Oh no she insulted her dead brother, now I'm tuning in for sure.
Vince is senile.
I liked this segment, to be honest.
>>773888
This is real life
>>773894
You did that
>>773858
Dead brother.
Nikkie wishing Brie died was an angle, Reid's death was real. That's cheap as fuck
>zero mention of David Flair
Not like he held the any titles or anything.
Oh wait.
>>773900
It was the shot in the arm the segment badly needed. Charlotte was dying on the mic and Paige saved it.
>>773702
She looks so thrilled to be there.
You know your feud sucks when Vince Russo makes sense of it
>>773894
>its real
Wow
Which current wrestler would bring up Benoit to further his feud?
>>773898
What?
>>773905
>David Flair comes out
>Daffney then comes out and kills both Paige and Charlotte
>I WISH YOU DIED IN THE W0O0O0OMB
>Charlotte totally forgetting her lines
R8 RAW out of 10
6.5/10
>>773868
>watching wrestling for the matches
>>773910
Owens?
>>773910
based fatass
>ratings at an all-time low
>put a Divas Contract Signing as the main event on the go-home show of a big 4 PPV
LOLWWE
>>773910
Triple H
>>773917
4/10
>>773909
The only flaming thing about Charlotte is the fact that she looks like a trannie.
Who keeps editing the wikipedia?
>>773511
>they ended Raw with Charlotte and Paige trying to cut a promo for their match at SS
Who the fuck booked that shit?! Why would they end Raw with that garbage? Both Paige and Charlotte looked lost, and had no clue what to say or where they were even going with their promos.
>>773910
Owens. When's the last time a Quebecer won the World Title?
>>773923
>Survivor series
>No 5 v 5 match
Not big 4 any more. It's Hell in a cell tier now.
>>773926
>not liking trannies
>>773910
Adam Rose
>>773917
7.5/10, wrestling wise. 2/10 everything else
>>773894
>marks
>>773897
Thanks, I'm here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses. Try the prime rib.
It is surprisingly hard to find foods that rhyme with "house"
I understand because "muh divas revolution", but this was a BAD way to end your flag ship show before what could arguably be your biggest PPV for the forseeable future.
Why weren't they shilling "Come see the boyhood dream happen again"
>>773932
>just call me NoC mark
>>773928
They're doing it so they can say they gave the divas a chance
>>773932
>implying there won't be a last second one booked on Smackdown
>>773926
Charlotte is cute and has nice long legs that I want to crush my skull.
You sound gay.
>>773927
/sp/
>>773927
There are wiki nerds that are on there all the time
>>773894
CRAAAAAWLING
this diva revolution already failed
What matches are even on this ppv besides the touney, diva shit and spooky feud. I swear they've built nothing for this show.
>>773944
>Charlie is cute
>You sound gay
>>773941
Not that guy even, but now WWE only cares about wrestlemania, summerslam and the rumble.
In that order.
>>773928
I thought their promos were heavily scripted why did it sound they had no idea what was on the script
So are they gonna announce the Survivor Series match on Smackdown then?
>Cole staring disapprovingly as Charlotte was crying the entire promo
So who will win the rumble lads?
>>773958
Sasha Banks
>>773949
I rather have a bigger angle like last year with Team Cena vs Team Authority. Not even the Taker shit can save this SS. Pretty fucking disappointing
>>773958
Reigns
>>773958
Charlotte
>>773958
Big E
>>773958
Reid
>>773958
[spoiler]JOHN CENA[/spoiler]
>>773958
Batista
>>773958
I would like it to be Ambrose, Ziggler, Cesaro, Owens, etc...
But it'll be Lesnar or Reigns or a returning Cena.
Are you guys ready for the Divas Title to main event Survivor Series?
>>773958
King Barrett
>>773958
Rumblelad
>>773961
Last years show was good because they spent so much time building that match and it felt like the match would have actual consequences for the wrestlers involved (even though it was wiped away a month later) which they've failed to do at all this year. This really feels like a throw away ppv. They should've just put the belt on roman on Raw.
>>773976
>Survivor Series 2014
>good
Did you see that main event?
It was a mess. What happened after is a different discussion though.
>>773975
Literally the first thng I thought.
>>773908
>fucking Russo more sensible than WWE
JUST
>>773958
Depends on the outcome of this tournament.
If Roman wins as a face, I'd say Brayy lmao
If Roman wins as a heel, I'd say Ambrose or Cena (he's got to tie Austin's record)
If Dean wins as a heel, I'd Reigns or Cena.
>>>/tv/62791770
What the fug is going on with the threads
>>773958
Vacant
>>773958
Cena he's gonna tie Ric Flair at Mania.
>>774102
>tieing Flair AND Austin's records.
Vince pls retire
>>773573
Way too obvious b8
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