-OFFICIAL RAW IN THE UK THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: VACANT
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Vacant is the greatest WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, WE'VE EVER HAD
>Title Tournament Bracket
My prediction >>758171
>>758195
>Roman Reigns vs Kevin Owens
I'm betting my house that the final match will Reigns vs Ambrose.
A pretaped RAW will be extra boring tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>758198
You know the entire night will be edited.
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan
>>758198
This might be the best RAW to skip this year.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>758196
Thats what I was hoping but WWE is more likely to choose the predictable face vs heel
>>758198
Hulk Hogan would make this episode decent.
>>758195
Is this the real bracket?
>>758210
yes
>that Cesaro vs Sheamus
pls don't let Sheamus win pls
>>758210
I ALMOST FORGOT I'M A FILTHY NAMEFAG
>>758211
Neato. Lot's of people I don't want to see lose in the first round though.
>>758198
Hulk Hogan would make the UK much better
Seth Rollins can only save this RAW
# Bring back Seth Rollins
Fuck I miss Crossfit Jesus already. Will he do the 3-day thing?
>>758198
At least one English wrestler will win tonight in England.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Stream?
Let the Sports Entertainment commence
>>758198
Hulk Hogan returns and stops all six man tag matches. The crowd goes wild.
back to the good ol' 20 min HHH opening promos
>>758195
>Roman
>>758224 Hier: http://firstrows.org/boxing/wwe-monday-night-raw-frs11g78e
TRI PLE HAITCH
TRI PLE HAITCH
How many minutes until Roman interrupts just to say he's going to win the tournament and "BLEEDAT?"
>>758224
wrestletube.net/p/live-page.html
>brits can't get a Thank You Rollins chant together
>>758231
Fuck, you were right.
Heel Roman coming?
:^|
i blame Reigns for the injury. fuck that guy
>still coming out of the stands
when will this shit stop?
>>758195
>Roman and Ambrose on opposing brackets
COULD THEY MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?
>>758234
He got introduced though.
I have failed.
>they edited out the boos
>>758238
he legit cant find the ramp
I hope he gets a new entrance when he gets the belt
>>758241
they also added in a Triple H chant
>>758238
When someone shanks him during his entrance.
Where is Stone Cold and why aren't old ladies getiing stunnered?
>no triple H, im going to compete because i am face and i am uncorruptable and i am superman believe that
>Reigns
>charisma
wwe pls
holy shit lets save time and give him the belt today
>>758198
Triple H is boring.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>758249
Post yfw Cena gets it.
what is the moveset of Reality Man
This is getting gay.
>>758253
No Sell
Spear
Superman Punch
Reload Fist
BOOO FUCKING BOOOO
>adding cheers
top kek
Surely HHH is going to talk to each of the competitors in the tournament... I mean otherwise its just obvious as shit Roman is gonna win it
>Beeg vs Boran Reigns
early shit break
>never taken a handout
remember that one time when the rock came in and saved his ass much to the dismay of the MILLIONS
>Big Show again
GUYS WHY ARE RATINGS LOW
>>758259
>"All you have to do, Stardust is be my man."
Likely one of the greatest promos we'll never see.
>Big Show vs Reigns
RIP ratings
anyone have a clip of last weeks tag match where Ambrose is getting his shit pushed in and Reigns is just standing on the apron laughing like a fucking clown
yeah roman, no handouts for the man currently being handed the title
this wouldnt happen if Hogan were here
this match will end with a DQ
calling it
>>758262
>"All you have to do, Kevin is be my man."
KO: Yea, thats kind of gay. And plus your friends named Kevin typically gets their quads blown out"
Guys, we know that Tripple H is gonna ring the bell when Roman Reigns has Ambrose in the sharpshooter to solidify the roman reigns heel turn, right?
>>758195
Now this is blatantly obvious that Roman v Ambrose will happen, I hope Ambrose will turn heel and win.
>>758267
That's pretty up there too.
>>758266
it will end with 2 superman punches and a spear
>WWE actually went to the trouble to edit crowd chants
>>758204
Because what is a turn.
>>758264
best I got
>>758267
>And plus your friends named Kevin typically gets their quads blown out"
>>758273
Do you think they got paid?
>>758274
>Owens winning anything
In your dreams NXTfag.
>>758278
Of course they didn't, this is the WWE we're talking about.
>this match
kek
>this match is still going on
>>758279
At least NXT is better than RAW and Smackdown not to mention that it has a much better roster.
I'm watching this match and I think I'm getting sensory deprivation. Has anyone hti an actual move yet? It's all punches and slams. Is this what is considered good wrestling?
my favorite move, the driveby action
>>758282
Two commercial breaks. Two!
commentary seems louder than usual
Hey guise, remember when Shawn Michaels super kicked Zeus on Mt. Olympus and pinned him for the Stanley Cup? That was tits man.
>>758284
Not at all. This is wrestling at its worst.
I blame Big Show.
>>758284
>Is this what is considered good wrestling?
yes roman reigns is the best
>>758272
nice
Did they just take the crowd noise 2K16 and edited them in?
HAMHOCK
>Jezza, Captain Slow and Hammond will never do guest commentary
why even liv?
>>758292
all his matches with big show end exactly the same
>>758296
sometimes he punches him TWICE
S
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>booing Rooney
oh lel
>>758293
Wouldn't surprise me. They used an in game render of the Undertake on one of the Wrestlemania posters.
>>758299
manchester knows manchester sucks
FIGHT OWENS FIGHT
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>QUEEN BTFO
>Owens wins WWE Championship
>Sami Zayn comes back and fucks him up
Please let this happen.
>>758283
That no one who watches Raw gives a flying shit about.
>big black man shows up
>they immediately cut to white woman smiling and dancing with her kek boyfriend
damn this camera crew is on a roll tonight
>>758300
what the fuck
Nothing better then commercial 30 seconds into a match... oh wait and this a tournament for the world title...
>>758300
what the actual shit
>>758309
shit, looking at that right now, i realize how fucked up that is
that nigger punch wasn't a reaction to being scared. he clearly jumped, had time to process the situation, then decided to clock the fuck outta him
granted he made him drop his phone on some seriously hard floor, but still
kinda fucked up
>>758311
>taking a picture of the deadman
>expecting to be able to capture his soul in a photo
it doesn't work that way. all photos of undertaker are drawings. this one just happens to be the worse one
also
WITH CHINGCHONG REF, ALWAYS EXPECT SHENANIGANS
>>758312
Bo is bringing the Klan back to battle New Day
why is even Titus competing here?
>>758198
This is seriously one of the worst RAWs ever.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>758315
Better question. Why the fuck is Kalisto even competing for this?
So why isn't Bo in this tournament anyway?
>>758315
gotta have jobbers
>>758312
I think that was kind of the joke.
Where someone would puch out of reaction, he didn't.
He just punched him as a "fuck you".
How much longer until Kill Owens Kill?
>>758317
Against dumb as fuck Ryback of all people.
Keyfabe isn't dead!
>>758323
please don't let Vince see that!
>>758323
Reminds me of the fat guy from Party Down South.
OOOOOOH OOOOOHOOOOOO
>becky confirmed for ring rat
>>758198
Baby Flair is an okay insult.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Byron sounds emotional as fuck
>>758329
What?
OH SHIT
>doing a submission move on the announce table make is more effective
>Paige calling spots Cena style
>>758337
The higher elevation affects blood flow.
>BAH GAWD!!! A SUBMISSION ON THE TABLE! YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!
Taker interview with Austin fucking WHEN
that Taker vs. Legend Killer Orton feud was pretty entertaining
>>758342
I KILLED THE DEADMAN
>lols
>>758342
Orton as the Legend Killer was GOAT
>winter olympics number 2
>above the world cup
NIGGA WUT
WHO THE FLIPPING FUCK WATCHES THE WINTER OLYMPICS?
>>758345
When Orton is ready to retire they should bring up some cocky young guy who decides to "kill the legend Randy Orton".
>>758347
uuuh, wrong thread?
>>758198
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild
>>758347
I do.
>>758347
>Who the fuck watches wrestling?
>Who the fuck watches football?
POO IN LOO
>>758351
No they just showed the top 10 sports brands Wrestlemania was like #5.
>>758351
THEY JUST SHOWED A GRAPHIC SAYING WRESTLEMANIA IS NUMBER 5 MOST WATCHED MAJOR SPORTING EVENT.
THEY HAD WINTER OLYMPICS AS 2 AND WORLD CUP AS NUMBER 4
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIZ'S THEME? SOUNDS FUCKING WEIRD
Ziggler looks like a member of Cobra Kai.
I hate to admit it, but that new Ziggler shirt is very nice, especially compared to most WWE products.
I like Ziggler but he has been overexposed with that Rusev feud, he need to take a few shows off. I am rooting for Miz
>The Miz
Well fuck son i didn't even know Rollins was injured, i tuned in late and thought the tournament was for the #1 contender.
>>758357
>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIZ'S THEME? SOUNDS FUCKING WEIRD
Further through the song.
>Ziggler vs The Miz
It's piss and shit break time.
>>758358
>Sweep the leg!
that one quiet crowd, even NXT crowds are louder
>>758360
So Ziggler had a very shitty 2013, a great 2014, and a pretty bad 2015. Guess he's up for a push sometime soon.
>TYLER BURIED BEFORE HE EVEN GOT TO SHINE
JESUS CHRIST THATS GROSS
when taker came back as the deadman against orton, that beard looked fucking awesome
time for taker to comeback as biker taker
its time to get rollin'
rollin
rollin
rollin
what
>the last good run of Kane was as Team Hell No
welp
>Undertaker's return against Orton
>the beginning of "I'm the tag team champion"
2 of favorite moments back to back :)
>>758369
>Tyler loses to Ambrose
>Tyler causes Ziggs to lose
>Tyler vs Ziggs continues
EL PATRON PAPA!
Fuck MexAmerica tho
DAMN
MY NIGGA ZEB IS TELLING IT LIKE IT IS
FUCKING HATERS WHO NEED TO LEADERSHIP
gotta love a racial tolerance group is heel
thats not PC Zebby
BRITCÃœCKS BTFO
tell me this britbongs
why are you guys all hatin for anyways?
THANK YOU BASED ZEB
THANK YOU BASED DORITO
MexAmerica dropping bombs
Fucking Britbongs on suicide watch.
>>758382
I lost it when the ref jumped for no fucking reason.
do you guys just hate us cause you ain't us?
LETS KEEP THIS SHIT REAL
I WOULD PUT MY DEICK INSIDE TAMINA AND RELEASE MY CUM INTO HER PUSSY
ON SOME REAL SHIT
Oh snaps its a Nattie vs Naomi match
god what an awkward start
Damn that bodysuit on Natalya is sexy, i don't think she's wearing underwear.
Naomi vs Natalia
>We want Sasha!
Vince:LETS GIVE THEM NAOMI DAMMIT!
VInce: WHY ARE RATINGS DROPPING DAMMIT!!!!!!
That was an awkward match
Damn Natalya's got a nice ass.
Tyson Kidd is a lucky man, i bet he doesn't even eat her ass.
>05-06 Edge will never come back
>>758396
they are clearly building something
Worst RAW in months.
I miss Edge.
>>758400
tyson could not be any luckier
cesaro got that excellent ass. he can lift a lot with just one arm. that nigga is strong and probably gives the best hugs. i'm sure cesaro lays it down well
Jesus Christ Sheamus that was blinding
>>758403
non title divas feud, you're giving WWE too much credit
>>758400
Probably not but i'm pretty sure Cesaro did,
>>758401
>Edge will never come back
>>758409
He gave her a European Uppercunt
>we dont want cesaro to look weak again (again)
> but we have to have sheamus and roman cause roman gotta fight heels
>fuck it barret will interfere
>>758410
Nobody will pick up his based entrance music in his honor.
you guys remember that one time when Creative had Sheamus team up with William Regal so he wouldnt get booed in the UK
>>758411
>>758413
You think you know me....
>>758198
This English audience has been quiet tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Oh wow, that move.
>>758416
ON THIS DAY
>>758420
I SEE CLEARLY
>>758420
I SEE CLEARLY
THIS FUCKING MATCH
CESARO DOESN'T CONNECT WITH PEOPLE GODAMMIT ACHOOOO
>roman is going to destroy cesaro
>wwe expects a face pop from this
THERE IS HOPE
Oh man, here comes the Selfie Maniac.
this nigga really put himself in the shot
Dammit britbong cameraman way to goof it up
PERFECTION PERSONIFIED
>>758429
He sticks his selfie stick up his ass at night.
I'm behind on DVR, but does nobody realize how stupid and pointless it is to have the person carrying MITB in this tournament?
>Harry Potter and Professor X create Create Frankenstein
I'm watching th fuck out of that.
>>758435
almost as pointless and stupid as the last tournament winner being a jobber and not even in this... also last year they had Rollins fighting for the title while he had it
can wwe fix summer's god damn nose already
>Dean tears his own shirt and injures himself
yeah dont mess with dolf zigglah or dean ambrose will get you ????
>>758438
whats up goy? can't handle a strong jewish woman?
>this fucking kid ranting at breeze
so many roll up wins
Damn Ambrose has been doing his ab workouts.
>that kid
what the actual fuck?
these wyatt/brothers of destruction promos are fucking retarded. they are overusing the wyatt jump cut and watering it down. there's no reason for them to promote anything the wyatts are doing, the arena should just go black, FIREFLAYS MAGGLE and then they just let bray do his thing
>>758354
everyone in the world but americunts
>they didn't edit the shit lightnings
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MISS WITH DOLF ZIG A LER
>>758449
that lightning is pure magic
HOW CAN HE BE SO BLACKA ND havE SO MANY MUSCLES IT'S NOT FAIR MY GOD
new day will be the only redeeming thing on raw tonight
>"They don't like anybody here!"
Ignorants and HATERSSS
>horns up
>>758458
Sheamus shenanigans would be better than Roman desu
NEW DAY ROCKS
I'm glad the usos are back so i can continue to not care about them.
>>758458
I'd actually prefer that provided its a short "Reign" just to get it out of the way
>>758458
Hopefully when Sheamus attempts to cash in, he trips and breaks every bone in his body.
What in the big blue fuck are the usos wearing on their legs?
>>758465
Hopefully when Sheamus attempts to cash in, he trips, lands on Reigns, and breaks every bone in both of their bodies.
>>758458
I just can see John Cena Overcoming the Celtic odds
Did Neville get a facial reconstruction? he doesn't look so mouse-ish as before
>>758467
Hopefully when Sheamus attempts to cash in, he trips, lands on Reigns, who lands on the entire announce team, and breaks every bone in all their bodies.
>cena shilling army job placement
How many tax evasion charities is WWE involved in now?
also is how bad it is these days vince's fault? HHH? steph?
>>758470
or even more realistic
>BY GAWD RKO OTTA NOWHERE!!! 1! 2! 3! RANDY AURTON IS THA NEW CHAMPION
>>758471
Hopefully when Sheamus attempts to cash in, he trips, lands on Reigns, who lands on the entire announce team, and breaks every bone in all their bodies, which causes an ambulance to rush into the arena, hitting Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn, and breaking every bone in their bodies.
>>758472
It will always be Vince and/or Dunn's fault until they die
man bray is never not over
>>758477
I know, it's retarded.
Fat hillbilly will never be good as taker and Kane Kun
Raw really shouldn't be 3 hours
Wait... Bray snorted taker and Kane's ashes like an 80's Coke fiend?
these stupid fucking montages jesus christ
WHO CARES
they have NOTHING to do with being "supernatural" and just come across as corny and dated
oh my god IT'S A VIDEO PACKAGE.
Oh fuck
oh my god...
THE DEADMAN
...AND HIS BROTHER
>inb4 they bow down to wyatt and bend to his will
OH MY GOD!
THEY WEREN'T ACTUALLY DEAD!
WHO KNEW!
>>758485
KANE...
WAS THERE
>>758479
he could be if they did it right
Am i the only one who misses the coat and hat?
It's like an ad for the AARP.
>Remember when you were a young demon, sacrificing people and setting people on fire.
>Well you can still do things you loved with our new care package.
>>758490
if they did this angle properly he could of ended the streak and had undertaker pass the torch & his "powers" to bray