-OFFICIAL HELL IN A CELL THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Seth Rollins
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: John Cena
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Renee's a straight bombshell tonight, as usual.
>>751369
can't wait for Bork and Phenom to clash in wrestling.
Enjoy your ppv night,
im tom
stream?
I'm so ready to be sports entertained.
>>751373
>not googling
>18:59:59
>>751377
I... I...
>>751371 Still looks like Becky Swift.
>>751377
Great get. Tom wishes you well and a great ppv experience.
im tom
Well since its taker's last match, I'm 99% sure he's gonna overkill bork
>>751382
Is it confirmed by anything that it's his last match? It seems unlikely that he'd retire at anything but Survivor Series or Wrestlemania.
>>751384
Black man who ain't booker t said it was his last so could be storyline but I'm hoping he's finally done, I really don't want to see him die in ring lol
>>751382
>>751384
It very well should be, but knowing the WWE they will connect him to a goddamn iron lung if they need to if it means keeping the Dead Man performing.
>>751385
I don't really buy it. I'm not a Taker fan, but I'd much rather see him retire somewhere more significant.
>>751379
Not a bad thing if you ask me
>>751369
>Renee Young
MMM mmm mmm
I will win the predictions tonight. Tonight is my night.
>>751387
Undertaker is my absolute all-time favourite, but yeah I really don't want him
to die on air.
>>751388
Yeah me too, survivor series or wrestle mania would definitely be preferable
>>751393
Who ya got?
>October is almost over
Good
Cena on the pre-show?
Better to bump the poll on >>751361 : http://strawpoll.me/5834009/
>>751397
>team reddit vs euroultras on the pre-show
probably team reddit
>taker vs lesnar
rocky costs lesnar the match setting up a feud, so taker wins
>reigns vs wyatt
ramen
>charlotte vs nikki bella
charlotte
>new day vs the dudley boyz
the dudley boyz
>kevin owens vs da big guy
KO
>cena vs TBA
tba is big show and he wins and puts cena out of commission until he comes back from vacation
>>751402
I think we got the same guesses except for Taker/Lesnar. I cannot remember what I put for the tag title match.
I'm praying for Heath Slater to answer the open challenge.
>tfw its beeg
Is she sick or something?
>>751406
yep.
Is Booker T heel?
>>751411
Yes he has been a color commentator for a while now.
>>751412
kek
How does Demon Kane grow his hair so fast?
Here we go, 86 people. Let's do this!
>>751416
>FuckBrayWyatt
That's me right there.
>>751416
whats those random names after the choices?
>ALL HAIL
my boy JBL marking out for Barrett
>>751421
Guesses for the open challenge
>/sp/ GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
DAMN NIGGA
>>751416
>SethRollin'sHalloweenie
pfffft
>>751416
>someone picked Carlito VS Cena
>read a few weeks ago he was rumored to be coming back
Hmm.
Poor Magic Jackson and his horrible case of HPV
>Stardust section
>>751421 They don't count in the predictions, just for fun like WM31.
>>751424
damn that kinda seems unfair
can someone still win without getting that right?
20 Minutes, B4 the ppv
Eddie Cause he is awsome
are you niggas feeling sour?
I for one can't wait to feel the power
>>751430
Damn, I did pick Mizdow...fuck how bad he's been buried since.
What the hell happened to Tough Enough? The show lost all credibility after the first three episodes and haven't heard anything about it since then.
>they traveled 7000 km to see cesaro
>then they don't have a match for him
I won't fall for that shit
*Samoa Joe theme*
Wtf is wrong with Dolph? Can he not oversell everything fucking thing?
This is one hell of a boring pre-show
In Truth, you niggas should have put Shenanigans as an option for Brock vs Taker. It could happen and it should be something worth betting on
>"Stop me."
They really need to tone down the mics the cameras have on them.
Cesaro is on fire!
Stardust section...Binoculars..
GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
Cesaro is fucking killing it
>cesaro still weariang the canadian arm sleeve for Tyson Kidd
on some real shit, i wish I could have a Bro as good as Cesaro.
Also, have any of you guys acknowledged that the Cosmic Wasteland looks Gangster As Fuck!?!
YES I WAS RIGHT
>>751451
stardust beat him into "retirement"
>>751416
>Forgot me
Could you not be an ass, Steve?
Out on the preshow. Figures.
>>751451
He's going to come back as Black Reign
Okay, I just burst out laughing when Cesaro held the sign and didn't realise it said HI DAN on the other side.
H I
I
D A N
A
N
Way better than I expected, damn they let Cesaro shine like a mofo in that match.
>>751451
shoulder injury i think
![13797[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nDVIYXK.jpg "13797[1].jpg")
Nev Adrian wins.
I didn't predict Cesaro's swing.
We're the dudley boys!
> No Xavier
> No Spike coming in to beat him up pay out
>New Day has made fake twitter accounts just to ask the Dudley Boyz random bullshit
>>751465
Gonna add me to the predictions list, son?
if kurt angle makes an appearance, i'm legit MARKING THE FUCK OUT for as long as I can
I'm going to try to punch my mom in the left breast
> 51 our of 86 remain
Anyone else sick of being eliminated on the pre-show?
>>751454
You weren't on the results page.
>>751468
Fine, I'll be generous and add you. Quickly name them.
>>751469
i'm going to find a black girl and have beastiality sex with her
>>751471
Pretty sick of it, yeah.
>>751471
Pre shows make me so mad every month.
>>751471
Except I did. Not my fault you didn't catch my predictions AN HOUR AGO
>Predictions?
>Ziggler, Cesaro, Neville vs Rusev, Sheamus, Barret
Literally who gives a fuck: Jobber edition. I give it to Team Barret
>Bork v Thunderbaker
Bork
>Reigns v Wyatt
Who gives a fuck: Reigns Edition. Reigns because Vince hates Bray
>Rollins vs Kane
Could this ppv be any more disappointing? Kane
>Charlotte vs Nikki
Who gives a fuck: Divas edition. Nikki because Cena
>New Day vs Dudley Boyz
Dudley's (might) win it, but New Day are pretty over.
>Owens vs TBG
Ryback wins, Owens cries, /asp/ cheers
>Cena vs TBA
TBA wins, Cena goes on vacation, everyone sighs.
I like Booker T's bun
>360p is the only stream I can find without ads
>>751477
>Added after the first match
>Still out on the pre show
Why no close ups of sexy Renee? It's like Vince only likes showing sexy new... Oh.
>>751480
my eyes are bleeding blocky chunky pixelated blood
>>751481
Go back in the predictions thread. I made my predictions prior to the pre-show, hence why I got it wrong.
>>751480
>Not paying the $9.99
Isn't the network free this month anyways?
>>751484
I saw it earlier. A lesser man would have changed it. I would have lied, or just left my name off the chart.
>>751486
Only for new subscribers, and you can't reuse free month offers you already claimed without making a new account.
If there isn't a spot where Taker kicks Lesnar in teh nuts, but Brock doesn't flinch because he is wearing a cup, I'm calling BULLSHIT
Stardust is the open challenge without a doubt
>>751490
>Brock doesn't flinch cause the steroids have turned his nuts to pure rock
Oh god please let someone from NXT take the challenge.
>>751487
I don't benefit any from submitting an altered version. At worst, someone bothered to make sure (lol) and at best I get the pre-show with no clean sweep
![cells[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/N0f8lCm.png "cells[1].png")
>CELL HAS MANY DIFFERENT FORMS
GUISSE
CUT THE CORD xD
I am so sick of hearing this shit song
>>751480
I just subscribed 10 minutes ago to watch it on the network and got free month until Nov 25. Survivor Series series on the 22nd so I get that for free too.
Thanks Vince.
>>751499
Soon we won't have to.
>>751501
Because I'm pulling the trigger...
stream?
>>751498
Yeah and I've never added predictions from the thread itself, only SurveyMonkey.
THE CHAMP IS HEREREEREEEREEREERREEE!!!!!!!!!
>>751504
http://wrestlingtalk.info/cgi/2l8o4v9e2.php
Oh man...
>>751505
>Predictions thread
>Doesn't add from that thread
>Only from surveys
Does not compute. Also,
>Jack Swagger
GET HYPE. TRUE CHAMPION INCOMING
HOLY FUCK
HE IS BACK!
UNCLE ZEB IS BACK ON THE PEOPLE POWER SCOOTER
WEED THE PEOPLE
>zeb coulter
WHEELS!
The fuck??
I had a feeling
I'm hyped because i'm down for WEED THE PEOPLE
>swagger
Fuck me.
Epic match inbound
Good old Butch!
WAT
>del Rio
Fuck yeah
>del rio
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK
>>751412
>Yes he has been a colored commentator for a while now.
FIXED
WHAT
Who?
WAT
whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat
dafuq del rio?
DORITO
I've just been memed on
WAT
> Alberto
NOOOO!!!
Alberto, you don't belong here! You belong in Lucha Underground and AAA! Alberto, no!
Patronu Aruberuto deru Rio
did zeb just become a cuck ?
FUCKING. GREAT.
![Alberto-El-Patro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VRWVVe0.jpg "Alberto-El-Patro[1].jpg")
FUCKINGWUT
WHAT A FUCKING TWIST
I GOT RUSED
he looks fucking ripped
Well played WWE, did not see that coming.
Aye aye aye. Marking the fuck out.
>Giving a literal no name mexican the title
Del Rio is a legit good wrestler and if you disagree you're a faggot.
>>751533
He didn't quit, he got fired.
For slapping an asshole that made a racist remark towards him.
Apparently they managed to come to an agreement.
So we have a star with at least a little bit of tenure to work with the new stars? I like it.
SI SI SI SI
>>751533
>quit
He got fired for standing up for himself to some racist fuck
If cena wins we riot
Albbbertoooo deeellllll riooooo
can someone post the genderbent dorito picture?
I guess this is the end of El Patron... also is no else questioning Zeb Culter in a motorized wheelchair representing the Mexican?
I was holding out for Breeze but this is probably better.
México! México! México!
>>751553
like zeb, i'm just gonna roll with it
We want Alberto!
>>751553
Anything that lets a guy like Butch input into the product is a plus for me.
>>751559
The abusive sugar daddy. Sure, you can leave, but you'll never get as much cash anywhere else.
>>751553
Culter also managed Cesaro despite him being from Europe.
It's best not to question it.
>>751559
I imagine that they gave him a VERY good settlement, which hopefully included the firing of the dick that pissed him off in the first place.
Alberto Dorito is gonna win
America is already Mexican
Del rio got fired because he is a child that cannot control his basic impulses, he thinks hitting people that say things he does not like is acceptable.
>>751559
or the truth came out, the racist guy got canned, which is all Del Rio wanted, they fired him instead. Something happened behind the scenes and made ADR happy, so he came back
>>751544
>I'm so fucking new
>Let me prove it to you all!
God this match is boring..But im happy to see Alberto back
>>751567
>America is already Mexican
It makes me fucking sick.
>>751568
This nigger is right
You can't just hit people
Thats barbaric and I know Mexicans are prone to violence. We're lucky he didn't kill somebody. He's lucky he didn't get deported.
>>751570
Yawn, can already tell you're an idiot, not even going to waste my time with you
Survived the Pre-Show round.
Alberto was actually my second guess. Nice to have him back.
>>751564
I wish I had my CM Punk facepalm reaction gif handy
One of the few times I want Cena to win.
Fuck Mexico.
>>751568
So basically every non-NA'er nowadays?
> #USOpen
> Mexican runs in
TOP KEK!
/pol/ is apparently here in full force.
>>751575
Talk shit, get hit
GO BURRITO DORITO!
llonsina
>>751579
Will this one suffice?
>>751585
They just wanted to see Swagger or Y2J instead for some dumb reason.
>>751586
Yes the exact kind of attitude that has people in jail, injured or dead.
Your street level bullshit is pathetic.
>>751580
nicholas cage pls
>>751586
We'll remember that when you get too out of control with any badthink :)
Can someone explain to me how Breeze got called up before Balor? Doesn't he deserve it a lot more?
I think the camera man is drunk
>>751589
Not the one I was looking for, but still an excellent choice, thanks.
>>751584
It is in LA
Cena just got pinned clean...DAFUQ
WHAT
WHAT
Match is over, /pol/ get out of the pool.
WINNING CLEAN AGAINST CENA?
AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE!
>>751598
>Cena pinned clean after a kick
the era is over
cenafans getting BTFO
Fucking lame match and lame result.
Fuck yessssss !!! Albertooooooo
>>751600
We're not going anywhere but your Mexican is
cya in december cena
> One of Del Rio's contract benefits was a clean win over Cena and the US title
>>751604
One could say it's a new day, even.
>John loses to a Super Kick
Suck a dick Ziggler
hahaha
>>751600
Too late, we already shit in it
>>751606
>dorito surprise
>clean win against cena
>CENA
That gives it a MINIMUM of at least a 7
>>751594
>Finn still NXT champ, hasn't really properly defended it yet.
>Breeze been doing his thing since FCW (iirc)
>Breeze has a much better personality (which will probably get Fandango'ed hard in the main roster)
Setto Rorinusu...
Dammmn, I thought Alberto would get it, but not a quick glorified squash. I never seen Cena lose so quickly and cleanly.
Where does thriple h hide his shovel durning promos?
>>751618
in his nose
>>751617
Refreshing, right?
>>751615
Breeze is gorgeous.
Can Michael Cole stop misusing words?
>>751618
In his car which is a giant skull.
cant believe someone really guessed del rio on the predictions card
>>751617
His beating from bork was pretty fast and ended clean as well.
Did Hulk Hogan come back yet? Not tuning in until he does
# BrinkBackHulkHogan
Fuck Yes, alberto del rio has returned and he beat cena CLEAN!
>>751594
Probably the same reason they refuse to bring up Sami Zayn.
>>751621
Not really.
Beat by some affirmative action asshole?
>>751624
So will the Wyatts come from under the ring or rip off the door?
>>751631
yeah yeah viva la raza.
Bray wins clean.
>>751635
My guess is Strohman rips off the door, then gets a Superman Punch for his efforts.
Is this how they apologised to Alberto for all the shit they gave him? A clean win for tover their top star for the mfing us titile? I have mixed feelings on all of this. If WE has changed their policies and racist views, good for them, but if he just got back for a bigger check and a big pat on the back I'm kind of disappointed in him. Also this means no more El pPatron in LU. Maybe they just didn't want him to go there, shit on them even more and show off his true talent?
Anyway, what bullshit excuse will Cena have tomorrow for not being 100% and going away?
>>751635
>Rowan from under the ring
>Strowman breaks the door
>Harper skydives in from the top
>>751635
maybe, also why is the HIAC match so early?
2spooky4me
>>751629
That was the best match of last year imo. It ran pretty long and felt way bigger than cena's fast annihilation from the guy wwe didnt give a fuck about a year ago.
>>751640
>751640
>Harper skydives in
This better be the case.
>>751641
there's 2 HIAC matches
>>751640
>Dean tumbles from the roof
>Orton slithers under the cage
>Seth was in the cell the entire time
Hoping for Wyatt to win clean, it's not going to happen but I can hope at least.
>>751637
I want Bray to get a fucking actual rivalry win.
Hey it's someone the /pol/ shitposter can identify with, a crazy redneck that spouts bullshit.
>>751640
>Skydives
Hahaha, in through the side on a zipline.
>>751632
Hasn't Sami been injured for... Like 3 Takeovers?
>>751647
seth WAS the cell
>>751639
>Is this how they apologised to Alberto for all the shit they gave him?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Del Rio assaulted someone, if it were not because of WWE reasonableness he would be in a fucking jail or at the very least had to have gone to court.
>>751650
Baby needs a bahbah, he's gonna keep crying if he doesn't get his way
Its so sad Bray Wyatt dressed up so fancy and shit expensive mask from the halloween store down the street. Only to get shit on by Roman Reigns
>>751656
I guess you're one of those racist bigots that need to have their face punched in by him too
>>751649
He got a clean rivalry win over Ambrose, didn't he?
Why does everyone have a name?
>>751639
Samoa Joe's deal allows him to take other bookings. Maybe Alberto got that in his deal
Can Reign's STOP COMING THROUGH THE AUDIENCE AND STOP USING THE SHIELD SONG?
Holy fuck, get him a new outfit as well.
HOW THE FUCK IS ALBERTO COMING BACK EVEN POSSIBLE
ISN'T HE STILL AAA'S WORLD CHAMPION?
>>751663
>>751628
Can of Coke for that man!
