BADA BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM, HOW YOU DOIN?
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BADA BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM, HOW YOU DOIN?
>>1086163
PUSH ME TO THE MOON VINCE!
>THOSE DAMN FOOLS DON'T KNOW HOW TO BOOK A GIANT! DO WE HAVE ANY LEOPARD SKIN LEOTARDS? I'LL MAKE THIS GUY THE HOTTEST THING SINCE BIG SHOW!
>OH AND THIS ANTSO GUY... HE CAN FEUD AGAINST R-TRUTH OR SOMETHING! WHATEVER!
>>1086163
>Enzo and Cass debut on the main roster
>Come out on Raw doing their shtick
>Crowd is dead silent
>They start to rush through the bit to get it over with
>Get to the SAWFT part, only two voices can be faintly heard going along
>Squash some jobbers to no pop
>Vince signs their death certificate then and there
>Next appearance gets jobbers entrances, they lose to the Golden Truth
>>1086357
You'd just have to hope that they'd have enough sense to debut them in front of a crowd that'd care. The post-WM show would be a good choice. You can get any lame shit over if you just have one crowd lean into it hard, like fucking Fandangoing. At least until WWE inevitably run it into the ground within a month through overexposure and kill the guy(s) involved forever.
>>1086357
>>Vince signs their death certificate then and there
lel implying he wont be telling hhh to get the tall mastodon to his office to talk about a singles run.
>>1086357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9B_kY_dnmQ
>implying they aren't already over
>>1086380
Damn, over as fuck, can't wait for their main roster debut
>>1086380
They've grown on me a little bit since I first saw them live, but their catchprashes are annoying.
>>1086163
VINTAGE ENJOE
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the whole point of bringing in Carmella in to break them up originally?
>>1086372
fandango was based dude
>>1086455
It was and still will be, when vince wants to push big cass to the mainevent.
>>1086163
Literally who???
S
>>1087705
nigger
>>1087705
F for Fuck off
>>1087717
SAAAAAAAWFT!
>>1086455
It's not really clear, but Carmella was very much intended to break away from them as a heel until they feuded w/ BAMF
>>1087708
Hogan, no!!!
>>1087708
only love -HH
>>1086163
WHAT'S EZIO AND MASSIVE CRUSH DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
*italian music plays*
>>1091804
*huge pop for big cass and Enzo*