>mfw no EXTRAORDINARY XYLOPHONE thread
>I MAY BE BROKEN BUT I'LL NEVER BE BROKE
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Matt's scribe is the *tips fedora* neckbeard
>ITS A DILAPIDATED BOAT
>>1469886
Huh?
>>1469891
>>1469898
Holy shit
>MICK MAHAN
I think I fucking died when he said that.
Yup, I have no pulse
>>1469875
When did Tim Burton get so fat?
The three segments were solid but the in-ring promo was very strong.
Also, I noticed that the Final Deletion screening at his house was called like Hardy IX or something and to get into Maxel's room the switch is the 9th Hardy Boy book from the left.
I need to go back to see what # Hardy Boy book it was, maybe that has meaning as well.
Deepest lore.
Something I realised while watching the Matt in-ring segment is that if it were a WWE/ROH or even LU crowd, fans would've cheered for Matt after the internet buzz he got last week. Good on the Impact Zone for playing along.
When is destination x?
>>1470624
The TNA crowd is there every fucking taping and chant inane shit like Jeff is better. They gotta get out of the impact zone
>>1471157
I.....i dont know.
>>1469889
It is so much more than a dilapidated boat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJO8mpSUuVM
>>1471181
Matt's just having a ball with this angle
>>1471181
If you would have told me a year ago that Matt Hardy would be the most interesting man in Pro Wrestling, would have laughed in your face.
But here we are now. Wrestlekino.
>>1471181
that is the coolest house.
>>1471181
Here's the public deletion as well in case anyone hasn't seen it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcqsgAP9mx0
>>1471337
Does this mean hes coming to WWE?
>>1471337
honestly the only thing keeping me alive
>>1471337
I enjoyed TFD but this is making me like it more because the video relied too much on penguin of doom monkey cheese type humor but now there's a nice balance of shit-tier compelling soap opera.
Honestly after The Final Deletion I thought TNA would ruin the angle. But Matt is just so entertaining every time he's on screen, he's able to come up with perfect new material. Truly this is a new era.
HAIL KING MAXEL
>>1471337
He just keeps it going. Amazing.
>>1471580
What about
OBSOLETE
>>1471337
Man, remember when TNA used to have a proper set and Titantron?
>>1471599
That's a new one
I hear Brother Nero is supposed to be getting knee surgery so he won't be able to bump. So BRM needs somebody to feud with if they don't want to devote 20 minutes a week to Matt Hardy at his mansion being insane which is still hot but it'll only last so long. And there's nobody in TNA who can credibly feud with him since they're all wrapped up in trash storylines
>>1471619
yeah, I heard they had to sell it to make the rent payment on the storage shed they use for offices now.
>>1471580
It's not about catchphrases, it's about Jeff actually mattering and drawing sympathy rather than just being a second guy in the Fuckfest Catchphrase Animated GIF Generator.
>>1470289
when did he say that?
>>1469886
>Holy fuck
Based #BrokenMatt
>>1469889
SKARSGARD
>>1471667
The in ring promo when he was talking about how Nero would just go to WWE or NJPW to wrestle if he left TNA.
>>1471181
>Maxel has a secret bookcase playroom
Amazing
push reaction babby
I made a thing
>>1472375
https://youtu.be/wa1Z4gJPYOA
>>1471337
He needs to feud with Miz
>>1471181
>>1470523
#21 the clue of the knife or something like that
reddit figured it out
Something is going to happen with mustard. I bet brother Nero is going to give Matt a mustard bath
>>1471337
Many years from now there will be students from universities studying this.
OBSOLETE
I thought they might fuck it up after Final Deletion but no...both the pre-recorded movie theater segment and the in-ring promo were based.
God damn Broken Matt is great.
>>1471181
How fucking high is Matt right now?
>>1469875
B R O T H E R N E R O
>>1471181
>tfw Roland Barthes died before the final deletion
such a sin
>>1472607
>muh death of the author
Barthes was a fuckin hack
>>1472611
found the hegelian
>>1472569
I also thought this. I was too lazy to make a shitty photoshop though.
>Regarding the Final Deletion production, it was mostly masterminded by Matt Hardy with Jeremy Borash and Billy Corgan having some input and Jeff Hardy coming up with a few ideas as well. Borash handled the production, editing and the direction of the segments. The rest of creative and Dixie Carter didn’t even know what they were doing but at least gave them the okay to do it.
>Everyone in wrestling ended up talking about it and it’s the first time TNA has had this kind of a buzz in a long time. The entire WWE creative team watched it together which led to the copy. It will also be replayed in longer form on the first Thursday night show and they will be doing an overrun that night
Big Money Matt literally makes WWE watch TNA. Wew.
>>1472729
>the copy
Copy? The segment on RAW with New Day? I haven't seen Final Deletion yet, I don't even know what it is
>>1472730
>I haven't seen Final Deletion yet
Get on that shit asap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvACWh8k7Io
>>1472734
I never watched wrestling when Mutt and Jeff were popular or even active, but holy shit this video!!!!!
>>1472734
I honestly don't know if that was amazing or the worst thing that I have ever seen.
>>1472734
Is that his real life wife?
>>1472749
yes.
Fun fact, Señor Benjamin is Matt's shoot father in law.
>>1472734
This is amazing
>>1472750
>massacre
>>1472607
Broken Money Matt has transcended spectacle and become an Kino.
>>1472729
WWE's creative is so shit they sat blank faced, drooling, with a definite disliking to it like those faggots from cuckculture.
Then they thought, "how can we rip this and make it completely shit with our fedora clan and happy niggers?"
>>1471181
This is so fucking based
>>1472729
>The entire WWE creative team watched it together which led to the copy.
They copied it? link that shit
>>1472747
And that is why it is awesome. So bad it's good.
>My belly box feels broken. I need food!
>>1472786
Not necessarily bad but it's amazing to watch creative freedom run amok without it being bogged down by 20+ writers and a final head figure who could kill it entirely.
>i'm not spanish, i'm armenian
>WONDERFUL......
kek
>>1472786
Two brothers who were backyard wrestlers have finally the freedom to do the silly shit they were probably thinking like 25 years ago.
It's just amazing
>>1472806
so some of the most popular things in wrestling recently is the result of letting wrestlers be creative and do what they want
>broken matt
>bullet club doing whatever they want
>naito heel turn after years of being rejected as a face
>>1472817
even the newgro day got over eventually doing what they wanted. wwe could fire half their creative division, let more wrestlers have creative control, save money and gain viewers at the same time but wont because it is run like a fucking bureaucratic nightmare.
>>1472843
Vince needs to die first. That is the only way anything will improve. Then a regime change
>>1471181
WONDERFUL
DO NOT BRING MUSTARD, I STRONGLY DISLIKE MUSTARD
MATT GOAT HARDY
>>1471181
>My bellybox feels broken, I need food!
>Senorita, a libation, por favor?
>I'm not spanish, I'm Romanian
>Wonderful, a libation please? Gracias.
This shit is wonderful.
>Excuse me, King Maxel, can you pass me the green beans.
>Sir we have no green beans.
>Why do we have no green beans, they are a delicacy! Please, prepare the green beans, post haste!
>And whatever you do, when you come back do not bring mustard, because I strongly dislike, mustard. Begone!
>>1471337
The TNA crowd is almost as shitty as NXT's.
>>1472375
I love it, senpai.
>>1472889
Its around the same location as Full Sail IIRC, Orlando is just a shithole
When did Broken Matt Hardy become a thing and why does he only refer to Jeff by his middle name?
>>1471181
>I'm not spanish, I'm Romanian
>Wonderful!
This is literally kino
>>1471181
Filmmakers in the future will look at this compendium and take notes over how it change entertainment at it's core.
Also did anyone notice that fat fuck fedora tipper was in that video.
>>1473007
a while back, Jeff and Matt had a match against each other and Jeff won. This caused Matt to set of have a mental breakdown and started to call himself 'broken' and start a personal vendetta against Jeff whose actual middle name is Nero.
>>1472576
>I may be BROKEN..
>>1471181
>ywn live in that house
>>1472843
WWE is too afraid of another WCW happening if they give the wrestlers too much creative control
>>1472375
Replace Asuka by señor Benjamin
>>1473038
Is that the actual fedora fatass?
I just want this to last forever
Nothing will top this
TLC matches. Not even once.
>>1471337
>Miik Mahan
>>1471337
>Gold.
>>1471337
I love the Twilight Zone reference.
>>1474207
It sure looks like it.
BROTHER NERO
WE MUST RETURN TO THE SANCTUARY OF OUR GENESIS
