The most based fight of the century. Rusev vs Ryder at Battleground. Choose your side /asp/ies.
>#TeamRuru4LifeNiggers
Couldn't give less of a shit about that title right now
Rusev
Rusev. If WWE was smart, they'd continue to book him as an unstoppable monster.
>>1466628
Rusev wins with a small amount of shenanigans (Sheamus attacks him again before the match or something similar). Then, Ryder gets another shot at Summerslam and wins with many enthralled normalfags watching, thereby shooting off the Ryder Revolution 2.0.
Please.
Only a damn pillow bitter would pick Ryder over based Machka Man.
>Italian Stallion vs. Russian Tank
THERE'S NO EASY WAY OUT!
>>1466756
Make this lad get the briefcase and cash in on Brock after a dominant victory for an white hot underdog babyface pop
>>1466782
>underdog babyface
>cheats to win
u fucking wot?
Based Ryder
>>1466795
Bork does not have a competitive bout with his opponent and isn't hobbling or laid out like all prior cash-ins. It would just be an immediate challenge against the strongest guy directly after he's used a little bit of gas
>>1466628
Ryder because his theme is different. I have no real reason. I just want to be different.
>>1466817
So that would make Ryder come off like a coward punk bitch, got it
>>1466819
I'm with you. It's like when Seth Rollins came out at Summerslam in all white for the first time and you just knew he was beating John Cena.
Ryder's hype is real. He's big with kids too. A lot bigger than Kalisto is from what I've seen.
I can't believe you guys are doubting about based Ryder. He's going to win and he's gonna fuck Lana in front of Rusev
>>1466849
>>1466628
>Civil war
Oh come now. This can't be that serious. This is basically going to be a glorified squash match, but if there is some iota of a chance that Ryder beats Rusev then I have to side with based Broski. Other then that I'm just going to enjoy this push he is having and the screen time.
>>1466891
>siding with a jobber
Faggot
Ryder is a talented fighter that got over without any help from help from wwe.
He has to win
>>1466628
WOO WOO WOO
YOU KNOW IT
>>1466891
Only one of them can be the king of /asp/
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
>>1466915
It was decided the other night that CM Punk is the king of /asp/.
RYDER OR RIOT
>>1466918
CM Punk is the king of being a fuckboi
Hey guys I haven't watched since Wrestlemania and I wanna catch up someone sum it all up what happened since then?
>>1466918
We don't have a king yet
>Ryder gets the upper hand during the match
>FELLA interferes
>Rusev pins Ryder
>ONE
>TWO
>TH-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7_Od9CmTu0
>>1466931
I don't remember
>>1466931
Roidman Gains
>>1466917
who the fuck is that third guy? bryan, zack, and literally who?
RU
RU
RU
YOU KNOW IT
