Sister Abigail, I knew you'd come
Matt hardy should sue
Fuck Vince
WYATT DRONES WHEN?
BROTHERS CREED, KINGSTON AND LANGSTON
SENOR BENJAMIN
PREPARE THE COMPOUND
FOR MASSACRE!!!!!
>Darren Young getting chants
B A S E D
>BROTHER LANGSTON
>>1463701
I hope it's Bailey.
>Wyatts getting pushed
>Ryder getting pushed
>Young getting pushed
>RuRu back in form
>AJ/Cena is GOAT
>KO/Zayn is midcard magic
>Shield Shit is on the decline
>Bork won UFC
>Orton back
New WWE is looking good.
Rico return when?
If the crowd gets to react live, then Woods or SOMEONE is turning heel.
>>1463674
>Simon Dean
Broken Wyatt Men vs Brothers Negro
Bravo Vince
>inb4 Sister Abigail appears and joins the Wyatts along with Woods
BROTHER NEGRO
>>1463674
RECORD LOW RATINGS
I would call this a ripoff but they've been planning this for a while (I think?) desu
Yes mr Wyatt
>>1463701
Brother negro its ovahhhhhh
EXTRAORDINARY XYLOPHONE
BROTHER NEGRO
BROTHER NEGROS I KNEW YOUD COME!
>LITERALLY ripping off TNA
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHAHAHAHAHHAHA]
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE WWE
>>1463724
>planning this for a while
"no"
>>1463722
>#AllLivesMatter
fucking liberals
>WWE gonna have a whole segment about Brock beating Hunt
SISTER ABIGAIL
>>1463722
huh thats kinda neat.
I want Darren Young to fuck my shitpussy
BROTHER NEGRO, ITS OUR FINAL, DELETION
>>1463720
>>1463722
how can i hold all these keks
Did they?
>dat pop for Shane
SHANE O'MAC
I THOUGHT BORK WAS NEXT
AN EXTRAORDINARY TROMBONE
>raw is only interesting when the shieldfags aren't around
>mfw there are dumb ass yuropoops staying up late into the night to watch a show for american children
what are you idiots doing go to sleep
I N C E S T
N
C
E
S
T
>>1463710
https://twitter.com/BenjaminSenor/status/752587625203130368
>people ITT surprised that WWE is copying something from TNA
18+
>>1463724
Typical Stamford Wife
Simon Dean was fucking hilarious and got nuclear heat
Bring him back
>>1463733
Bubba is a Trump supporter
BROTHER NEW DAY
>tfw no dilapidated HarpGOAT
>DARREN YOUNG IS MORE OVER THAN DEAN AMBROSE
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>1463733
Liberals think only black lives matter tho
A+ PLAYER
>>1463746
It's summer, I sleep only when I collapse.
I slept 6 pm to 2 am
>>1463733
>#AllLivesMatter
>liberals
#BlackLivesMatter is libs. #AllLivesMatter is sane people and cons.
>>1463757
Thats just not true
A+ PLAYER
>FOOTAGE OF REIGNS DOING DRUGS
Seth has footage of Roman smoking the steroids
WHAT'S THE LAST ERASING DOING IN THE WWE UNIVERSE?
>>1463748
Based
THE ROLLINS REPORT
>>1463749
>TNA invented the bitchy female group
PMS says hi
>eat a sandwich and talk to a plant
THE ROLLINS REPORT
>>1463749
>Velvet Sky left TNA and will probably show up in NXT
Outdated jokes?
>exclusive footage
ripping off TNA AGAIN
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH WHAT THE FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>EXCLUSIVE BACKSTAGE FOOTAGE
AHAHAHA RIPPING OFF TNA HOLY SHIT
>A clip of Reigns smoking a blunt
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Is it just me or did Steph just give Shane the fuck me eyes?
WWE is so fucking unoriginal
>>1463764
syringes up the asses.
Literally.
>"This ones all on you"
>"Its okay i like it that way"
DID THEY?
>>1463775
>Not 'Rollin' with Rollins'
Meh
BASED
Wtf is going on tonight
The writers went full asylum retarded
VINTAGE LESNAR
/heem/ BTFO
>vintage Brock Lesnar
Wtf does that even mean?
Reminder Bischoff is in the Joe Louis Arena
Bischoff is getting the RAW GM
>It's all on you
>I like it that way
Steph, please
SAMOANS BTFO
BROCK BROCK BROCK BROCK BROCK
ROLLINS REPORT LADS
WE MADE IT LADS
>Rollins Report
The Roman Minute when?
rollins will be showing the executive directors cut of the final deletion in its entirety
so is Seth ripping on Roman just WWE's version of strawman I AM SILLY comics?
>this one's all on you
>i like it that way
what did she mean by this?
>THE JASETHY JACUZZI
Did Stephanie just imply she likes Rollins all on her?
anyone else think steph and shane fucked at some point? their chemistry seems to be more than just a brother and sister
Hey so were all on the same page with this reigns suspension thing right? It's obviously a work
>>1463782
No shit
BORK MAKES /ASP/ FEEL PROUD ;_;
Steph is looking well old here
People I want Stephanie doujins with:
Chris Jericho
Shane McMahon
I guess Vince, too
Randy Savage
Seth Rollins
Dean Ambrose
Maybe even a femdom story with Daniel Bryan
Seriously fantasizing her fucking really anyone else who's a far more interesting character than her husband is so much better pairing than her and HHH.
>>1463786
BROKEN MATT PAYS SEÑOR BENJAMIN IN BRILLIANCE
>>1463786
HOW CAN ONE LANDSCAPER BE SO BASED
>>1463786
That is what they get for living in the buzzard
ROLLINS
E
P
O
R
T
>BASED
WOO
WOO
WOO
>highlight reel at a PPV
WOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOO
>Orton vs Lesnar
Who gives a shit?
ROO ROO ROO, YOU KNOW IT
BROSKI!
ALPHA RYDER IN THE HOUSE
Ryder BTFO
>>1463768
>LANA'S TITS
>>1463784
>being rich
>parents always working
Maybe?
LEAGUE OF NATIONS ARE STILL A THING
JOBBER RYDER BTFO BY BASED FELLA
OH NO THE LADS
RYDER JUST GOT A VIEW OF LANA'S CUNT
>woo woo woo FITE ME FAGGOT
>sheamus out of fucking nowhere
Zack =(
RIP Ryder push
WOO WOO WOO
So, Ryders push is over already?
PLS DON'T INJURE ZACK
>>1463764
it's going to be cringe af desu
Time to eat some Brogue, Zack
>RYDER WITH THE CHEEKY LOOK UNDER LANA'S SKIRT
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
why not announce Bork vs Orton in promo form?
>Rusev vs my homeboy Ryder at battleground
HE'S GOING OVER
>>1463826
Everybody's seen that.
>>1463801
There's no way its a work, it was on their corporate site.
>>1463814
This
Why are they going to throw randy against lesnar, what do either of them gain from it?
Either lesnar beats someone who's been injured for over a year and randy looks bad or randy wins and an recently injured guy beats the "strongest" in the company
No, please don't hurt Zack, Zack is strong fight and good man.
>Brock
>Best fighter in the world
Shut up JBL
MY BOY ZACK WILL WIN
I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
>>1463838
But up close in real life?
>>1463839
They're working around it obviously though
>>1463837
>Defeats Rusev for US title
>Begins his redemption arc against BMJ
plz Vince
>>1463722
>p-p-please notice us ;_;
They should just go back to TNA now that Based Matt revolutionized the company
>Ryder is about to bury another title
Why?
>>1463837
Oh shit that makes sense.
If the match is actually getting steam it makes sense to draw it out for the PPV.
Our boy getting his push.
But I still think he's not gonna win. Maybe get a nice push for future endeavors during the split.
>>1463842
>implying hes not
Name another person who not only dominated at the ufc but defeated the undertaker at mania.
I'll wait.
>>1463840
Feels like its just been thrown together last minute They were building him against Bray a few months back, why wont they revisit that?
Sheamus gets the jobber entrance
>>1463850
I KNEW IT
Ryder looks alpha as fuck now
BASED
SHEAMUS
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
RYDER
Y
D
E
R
OOOOH RADIOO
>>1463786
lel
RYDER CLUB WW@
OUR BOY GOING OVER ON BATTLEGROUND
Shamus sucks. But I do like his theme.
>>1463838
Not me tho...
ryder has hogan beard going on
REMIX
no pop ryder
NO CHANCE
That new based theme 10/10
>that Ryder theme
DAMN SON
New music!!!! It sounds shit but at least it's new!
Bischoff is at the Joe Louis arena
HE'S BAAAACK Y'ALL
>jobber vest
>shitty new version of song thats worse
Fucking fire this faggot already
Jesus Christ someone cripple this Long Island piece of shit already
Literally Meme: the Wrestler
>that NO POP for Zack Ryder
Lmao and I like him too no homo
Ryder has a new theme
CARLITOOOOOS ITS BACK
>Sheamus jobbing to Ryder
who /PokemonGo/ here?
>>1463853
They legitimately should have had the lesnar/nakamura rematch since njpw is canon now
>>1463876
Is he going over!?
>>1463879
Fuck off, Beato
>>1463876
Amazing insight, fucking mindblowing, wouldn't have figured that out on my own.
looks like we are getting a spanish announce table spot tonite
>relax ya' fuckin' coont don't kick me in the fookin' face pls
>WOAH WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU!
>RELAX!
kek
>Sheamus gets jobber entranced
>Zack gets a full entrance
What kinda booking is this?
weird seeing sheamus sell for ryder.
now hes a chickenshit? he must be leaving soon or popped a piss test.
>Marcelo, the spanish commentarist its in better shape that 70% of the roster
How does that make you feel /asp/?
no pop for based zack?
He's theme isn't new, it's a 5 year old unused theme that was re recorded.
Probably to rid of its original horrible beginning
RELAX FELLA
Based Ryder
>>1463876
>WCPW sign not confiscated
Taking over the world, lads
>>1463880
Most people don't know or care who that overrated gay Jap is though
>>1463879
why would you ever come back here after how hard you got blown out
>>1463879
i wonder how he feels about umbreon.
>>1463884
how can you tell?
I dig all red everything sheamus
good look
it's nice to have a decent crowd desu
>>1463874
being a meme is what it takes to get a push these days.
Theres literally nothing else he can do but be an insufferable loser with a bieber fanbase.
>>1463874
stop posting memes if you hate them so much bitch tits
>>1463889
Makes me glad I'm not a beaner
NOOOOOOOOO
>>1463831
hell be fine
he's gonna push himself inside emma later
HAHA RYDER FAGS BTFO
that was fun while it lasted.....
Wow
RYDER BURIED AGAIN
>sheamus was the wwe champion in november
>>1463867
NO FUCKING CHANCE
BULLSHIT!
MY MAN
>>1463889
Based Marcelito
>Ryder continues to get fucked
Ryder
B T F O
T
F
O
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RYDER BURIED
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOT BURIED YET
>>1463895
WCPW is complete shit
Would you let Rusev fuck your gf?
WHAT IS THIS 50/50 BOOKING WWE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>1463674
MUH 50/50 booking
>>1463898
No darkie types, brother.
OH CMON!
Kek Ryder BTFO
Forever and ever amen
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
I think Rusev accepts the challenge bros
>>1463879
>/asp/
>leaving the house
good one
seriously pokemon go has already caused the death of several autists who died getting hit by cars and shit because they never leave their house
>gets buried
>this is the start of a feud
why?
I dont want to see a jobber in a feud
>>1463896
They had a good match way back when, and he's being called up for the draft
>sheamus wins
>doesnt even get his music played
JUST
BROSKI STILL GOT THE TITLE MATCH!
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
B E R R I E D
E
R
R
I
E
D
FIGHT CONFIRMED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
>RYDER
>>1463879
Don't make me post it
>>1463922
>Usos mark spotted
ZACK RYDER JOBBER FOR LIFE
MY DEAN FUTURE 10X WWE CHAMPION
I can imagine Vince squashed ryders push to give it to Sheamus
>Lana
My dick can only get so hard
>Based Ruru vs Based Ryder
Choose your team /asp/
#TeamRyder
I ASSET YU SJALLSH
Is that Bulgarian?
Fuck you Vince, stop bullying Zack
>>1463933
So?
TIME FOR THE GAY COMMUNITY
>>1463945
it don't matter
whoever wins, we win
It fills my heart with glee seeing the US Title in the hands of a white man.
rusev is a piece of shit. buried a billion people, never got over, never drew a dime
Ryder and Rusev, the two most underutilized talents or the two most underutilized talents?
>>1463945
TeamRyder
I love RuRu, but he can be relevant without a title...Ryder cannot.
>Ryder somehow will defeat Rusev
>50/50 booking
At least he got a title match.
>>1463942
One of the lowest drawing champions in history kek
>>1463953
Well, Sandow has been fired, so sure
>>1463948
It makes sense, a lot more than orton at least... Fuck why must vince despise japs so much
>Vince is on the show
>Ryder buried
Coincidence?
BASED RUSEV PUT THE STRAP ON THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1463929
What for today? After my scheduled match?
I gotta tell you ruru I'm kinda winded.
>>1463953
I love Ryder but I question his actual talent level
>>1463955
That would be great, but Rusev is going to ear Ryder.
Ryder is only fed to people.
>>1463965
better than dean
guys whats going on with sheamus? roster is stacked so is on "good hand" enhancement talent level or is he in the dog house ?
>>1463949
>>1463961
Not at all.
I expect Titus to get his backstage too
>>1463942
Still buthurt from Zack"Carter Crusher"Ryder?
>>1463955
to be fair 50/50 booking with sheamus is a huge step up for ryder
>dragonsoul
>>1463957
Stay salty as always ryder fag ;^)
>>1463945
Team Ruru. He's most based than Ryder
>>1463968
Literally who cares? He's like Orton level. No one gives a shit.
My internet went out. What happened after Darren Young won?
>>1463714
"Es bueno" - Senor Benjamin
I'm treating this as if it was Like (Raw) Don't Like (SmackDown) kek
john cena and meme ambrose vs Rollins and aj styles for the main event next raw I'll be there
