How will CM Phil ever recover?
Damn I miss the Based Guy.
>NO MR. RYBACK, PLEASE DON'T BREAK MY INDIE BONES!
What did he mean by this?
How will tiny indie midget wrestling "fans" ever recover?
>>1417537
What's he been doing anyways? Haven't heard much since the bitchfit
>>1417533
SORRY I'M DUMB AS FUCK!
>>1417549
literally nothing. pretty sure the 'E is just waiting out his contract to release him. also Cryback was fighting for the use of "The Big Guy". Apparently that's E owned.
>>1417549
I think his contract expires soon so they just aren't doing shit with him.
>>1417539
kek
Make one where he is cucked
Am I stupid, 'cause this seems like a pretty serious botch.
>>1417552
W-What's Ryan Reeves doing in the IMPACT Zone???
Who is going to replace him as the new pre-show stopper?
You just cant leave preshow to just anyone.
>>1417533
Best thing Ryback has done tbch. Put that manlet cwwyybabby in his place
>>1417533
MR RYBACK PLEASE DON'T
kek based fucking ryback
miss that dude hard
>>1417533
By bitching about it years later.
>orders his weeaboo goon Luke Gallows to legitimately beat up Ryback because he touched his eye (despite not telling anyone that he had had eye surgery, everyone should instinctively know to take care of Babby Phil)
>DUDE WHY DOES RYBACK HATE ME LMAO HE MUST BE JEALOUS
>>1417650
>touching someone in the eye
>ever ok
Even if Roidback didn't know he had eye surgery he should know not to poke someone in the eye
>inb4 hi Phillip XDD
Not Punk or a Punk mark
>>1417668
>afraid to get touched in the eye
lmao what a fucking disgrace to the pro wrestling world. Also shouldn't you be training for that fight that is never going to happen, Phil?
>>1417565
It is serious. The daddy issues are strong in the OP, just another idiot that couldn't handle Punk abandoning him.
>>1417705
Get worked mark
>>1417533
At least Punk never had a life changing experience from reading "The Secret." How much of a brain dead retard do you have to be for that happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbS9jZOlQjc
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Wouldn't take any more of WWE's shit
>Seething anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute GOAT on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise without half the push and protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins before they ever got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM 29
>Had John Cena's best match of his entire career
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other repsected names
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all times
>>1417533
>Wow I fell three feet onto some concrete better make a 2 hour podcast about injustice
How does phil even compete with big bull john?
>>1417949
>Phils training for his UFC fight all day
>AJ Lees at home
>What she doing?
>>1417571
Becky Lynch
>>1417943
Based Ryback.
>>1418111
dont know
>>1418111
Phil is a Tumblr feminist, so I'm sure he fully supports his wife cucking him
>>1417571
Ziggles until he too leaves
>>1418118
Take that cock outt ya ass idget
>>1417571
The ongoing Ziggler - Corbin War
>>1417943
>ripping off a copypasta
A new level of cringe!
Also, Hi Phil
Why Ryback so dumb bros?
>>1417533
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1418540
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Wouldn't take any more of WWE's shit
>Seething anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute GOAT on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise without half the push and protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins before they ever got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM29
>Had John Cena's best match of his entire career
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other repsected names
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
Hi Ryan! How's shitposting on 4chan and collecting unemployment checks working out for you?
>>1418633
Get worked mark
>>1423084
>bumping a thread from 14 hours ago
State of Rycucks
>>1423095
shut the fuck up phil
>>1423103
>ph-phil
>>1423095
Get worked phil
>>1417942
hahahahaha. true. It's like being 40 years old and thinking you are an intellectual because you read Catcher and the Rye.
>>1423108
Gain height and lose weight carter
