RAW gamethread number 5
Cena = GOAT
Post yfw the Club gets buried at SummerSlam on the 5th anniversary of the Nexus's burial
>>1401951
YES!
>>1401929
DEAN MARK BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BASED KIKEKAKA
First for the gay community
who /a/ here?
First for dean
is rollins gonna lose clean tonight with 50/50 booking?
>>1401958
Out! Out! Out!!!!
>>1401929
I think styles will go over at battleground too (probably with interference again) and then cena will win at SS.
Who dat petite lightskin cutie? Is aj lee back?
Why didn't Seth just run to the back after Dean cashed in
>>1401953
>Rather than this happening John Cena will become leader of The Club
>>1401957
>who /a/
>post /v/
>not SK that is the better weabo game
So is ambronie banned?
>>1401957
/weeb trash/ here
>jojo
>no shot of her booty
Fuck this company
>>1401959
Is Dean the first Shield Member to win the grandslam?
Just started tuning in now to that Seth promo what happened so far?
>Swerved
Sounds garbage.
>i don't like John Cena
Is this you??? Perhaps hmmm??
Just got home from work, did i miss much so far
>>1401981
It's possible
>Making a thread at 200 posts
Are you some kinda idiot or something?
>>1401982
Yeah boi
>>1401992
Have sex you fucking twink bitch boy
Seek sunlight, now.
Out! Out! Out!
>>1401982
Dean isn't considered a former tag champ by WWE because Freebird rules only exist when WWE wants them to.
What happened after AJ vs Cena promo? I walked off to make some noodles
>>1401996
>Have sex
Sweet, what's your mom's number?
>R TRUTH commercial.
I'm going to burn through a pack of Pal Mals now.
Who's /FlavorCountry/ here senpai?
>100 posts early
retarded cunt
>>1401995
Is that Cesaro?
>>1401995
>ywn do this to renee young
>>1401995
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
>>1401999
But he's holding it in that pic.(I actually don't know I stopped watching for like 2 years and barely got back into it.)
if the Shield played Pokemon, Roman would rely on his starter the entire time and not level up his other pokemon, Dean would catch every creature he sees, and Seth would grind up all his Pokemon to the same level.
>>1402004
Jasethy had a backstage interview confirming he's losing tonight.
>>1402015
If you think THATN'ms BAD...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEZL4ult9n0
look at this video i found on /asp/
>>1401995
what is this?
>Zack Ryder coming out to job
lmao
I'm sorry, guys
RYDER TIME
Y
D
E
R
T
I
M
E
RYDER
RYDER
RYDER
RYD-
Becky? I wanted Ryder
TAPOUT
>zack ryder
>right into a becky promo
YO WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE'S MY BOY?
FUCK YOUR RAW I GOT SWERVED
jobber time
>Ryder....and Becky?
It's a good day
I STILL
WOO
WOO
WOO
>>1402038
cuck
>>1402034
Classic jobber entrance
>>1402038
He's still at the Outback, bruh
NOOOOO
>>1402029
I would Ryder, if you know what I mean.
[spoiler]Pun aside, I actually wouldn't. I think Becky is cute but her butt's not big enough
>And noiy noitalya it doosnt oid oop
>Aiii ahm doinnn
What was the point of Ryders music?!
Man Becky is weak af
>Jobbing to corbin
that's a new level lel
DUNN DUNN
I hope we get Dominator Natalya that straps Becky like a cat
Baron's finally against somebody who isn't Ziggler? Amazing
Here's hoping for distraction victory for Ryder
>britcucks so bored theyre eating their own cum instead of watching raw
ummm lads?
>Becky acting like a teenage girl trying to be dramatic
>complains about fake people and cutting people out
>Ryder versus Baron
Please no
>I still woo woo woo
Might be the worst shirt ever made lads
>Ryder still employed
>Zack ryder
>>1402007
My nigga. Im bout to go smoke a pall mall red rite now
Ryder gonna get BARON'D
that has to hurt for ryder
>soccer mom natalya acting like a heel
That looked and sounded so unnatural
>I would Ryder, if you know what I mean.
>[spoiler]Pun aside, I actually wouldn't. I think Becky is cute but her butt's not big enough
So whatever happened to Curt Hawkins?
Corbins music gets me so hype, and then he walks out and its like oh. Ugh. Boring.
>The Hype Bros gear
At least he's still over in NXT
>Jobbing to Corbin
KEK
>>1402044
That shit's hilarious
Baron does not retreat, but his hairline does
I still Outback Steakhouse
>>1401915
>ywn
>>1402079
Muh nigga.
>still pushing balding corbin
Thanks doc.
Manlet Ryder got jobber entrance
>Zack Ryder going to get self rock bottomed and lose clean to le balding fat stomach man
>>1402095
Outback is god tier franchise restaurant food
>>1402075
They're building him up
>>1401982
Is the US Title a tertiary title?
>>1402100
JUST
>>1402087
Left and became irrelevant on the indies just like his tag partner with the dreadlocks
>>1402090
So he was really fat and then got thinner or what?
YOU GOT THIS
YOU HURT HIM
Jobber
o
b
b
e
r
>COMPARING HBK OR MACHO MAN TO A JOBBER
JBL still calls him Dolph Zigger
BALLGAME
>>1402112
Yeah he was one of those fat/chubby americuck football players
He calls it "The Self Rock Bottom"
>>1402113
DID YOU SEE THAT
HE HURT HIM
>STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE MUSIC
>its a Ryder loses just because episode
BASED LONE WOLF BURYING THAT JOBBER ZACK RYDER KEKEKEKKEKEKEKK
CHING CHONG
>ching chang "music"
lmao
>2 active gamethreads
can you guys contain this shit
Jesus, can you have picked a less racist music for China WWE
>Cena speaking mandarin
He speaks better than my brother
>Chink wrestler
Be ready for some sanda motherfuckers
>pushing Baldin' Corbin over Long Island Iced Z
>Wong Bing
OH YOU FUCK WIT WONG BING???? YOU DID THE WONG TING!
I LOVE IT MAGGLE!
>John Cena AND Triple H were in China
GOOD LORD TRIPS
>Wong Bin
>>1402134
Vintage Vince
CHYNA IS KILLING US IN TRADE
>tfw you realize how much of a qt nattie was before she messed up her face with surgerys
Ching Chong WWE Ching Chong
Who /wongbin/ here?
Sum Ting Wong
>>1402135
no
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS
Based Slag
If that china man makes it as far as the main roster I'm sure Vince will name him Long Wang
Paige getting buried before they fire her
>Please welcome our newest signee Big Wang
What did he mean by this?
These cigarette commercials are getting too graphic
Big Match John speaking Chinese. Is there anything this man can't do?
>>1402145
Who the fuck gets surgery to GAIN a manjaw?
>>1402139
Fucking wonderful
Is it the womens """""wrestling""""" """"""""match""""""" next?
>you will never have the dedication to learn mandarin for your job
Shame I can't see past the pointlessness of shit like that because I'm gonna die anyways
>>1402147
reporting in
>>1402158
Lose clean and sell an injury
>>1402145
>>1402158
Yes
Lose
Cena speaks Chinese?
>Ghostbusters
absolutely disgusting
>>1402161
>womens
"""""""Womens""""""" **
FTFY
wait what did I just miss? chinaman debuted?
>>1402161
Have sex...with a female human being.
>>1402164
The company I work for doesn't deal internationally
>>1402155
>Punjabi Prison Match returns!
>>1402158
Stay down for the three count. Oh wait...
>>1402172
He speaks like 4 or 5 languages, some shit like that
>>1402158
Give Nikki a baby.
>>1402176
nah just announcement that he signed a developmental deal
>>1402164
All he had to do was memorize those few lines. Actors do it all the time. They don't actually learn the language
>>1402158
It has to be the most cringy accent on it. Almost like a stereotypical Russian speaking English.
>>1402179
>china
>punjabi
u wot
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON!
SMOKE METH AND HAIL SATAN
DA JOBBER FAMILY IS BACK
Brayyy
BRAYYYYYYYY
>dehh
It's coming
How long is Harper out?
i miss Brayy Lmao
WAR....
WAR NEVER CHANGES
>>1402187
He speaks it fluently you pleb
>Bray "Loses every match" Wyatt implying he has power
>>1402207
Quite a while, he had a bad tear in his knee, worse than Seth I believe.
What if tonight is Bray's face turn?
>>1402187
No, Cena has legit been taking Mandarin lessons for like 5 years now. WWE offers a program where any wrestler can learn any language and they'll pay for the lessons. Big Match John is just that much of a fucking company man that one day he work up and went "hmmm, what MORE can I do for Vince and Hunter and the WWE? .... I know, I learn fucking Chinese in case we try to expand there in the near future"
>RAW isn't even trending on twitter
Deanetty killing the ratings really bad.
Wasnt this biitch at Jail?
Also, Based Brayy soon :D
>>1402203
But Luke isn't :'(
Does Paige support the Brexit?
Paige is the JUST of the divas
are we just NOT GONNA MENTION THAT BRAY IS COMING BACK FUCKING TONIGHT
>>1402225
That's for Total Divas
Also Paige looks hot tonight
Charlotte has NICE TITS
>>1402218
Doesn't BMJ also speak Arabic or something?
>>1402229
I thought Becky was
>DANA'S ARM
MUH DICK
Lick paiges butthole or Dana's butthole
>>1402225
fake anda gay
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE
What happened to Paige's lips?
They look like they're burnt out.
BEANED
Paige looks like she's filmed in monochrome
Charlotte's attire is legit 10/10
>timber's a tree
>danas horrible raspy voice
>>1402229
no that's Emma
>swn put your dick into a sharpshooter
>>1402227
Of course
>>1402239
BOOOOOOOTH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
charlotte looks like a drag queen in that outfit
>>1402234
He's fluent in Farsi.
>For when muhammad hassan comes back.
Dana btfo
Is Paige transphobic? how dare she call Dana a thing
WOMANLETS BTFO
I miss the Dana/Emma entrance so much.
Dana BTFO
Based Slag
>>1402207
Survivor Series in the absolute best case Wolverine John Cena healing scenario.
BROWNED
Bray is my wrestling husbando
>>1402233
>>1402258
So WWE will appeal to SJWs next?
KEKED
>firestarter
whahhhhhhhh is it 1999
>>1402277
>>1402280
Never, she'll quit when Ryder gets fired
>>1402280
never, sadly she passed
when's it gonna be Brie mode again guys?
>>1402277
cute mtf
What if the slag actually wins
Pee break
>tfw getting blown by Saraya and Paige at the same time
>shove your cock in Saraya's mouth
>she move even closer forward
>cock goes down her throat, her lips press against you balls
>she pulls back
>cock is covered in her spit and drool
>lipstick marks all over
>Paige says "ITS MOI TURN"
>Paige grabs your shaft firmly
>she sucks and licks off all of her mother's drool
>pushes it back out of her mouth and lets it ooze all over her face
>begins working on your tip with her tongue
>slowly edges into taking the whole thing in her mouth
>she bites down a bit, just enough to make you nervous
>starts giggling
>you says you are going to cum
>they both get close and stick their tongues out
>shoot all over Saraya's face
>have a little bit leftover to wipe on Paige's tongue
>look down and notice they are rubbing each other's clit
>they both suck the load in before swapping it with the other
>each tongue is massaging the other
>your cum is passed back and forth
>slowly the cum disappears as it slowly falls down their throats
>they finally realize that most of the cum has been swallowed
>giggle and continue kissing for a few more seconds
>Saraya wipes Paige's mouth with her hand
>she lets Paige suck the leftover cum off her finger
>Paige does the same for her
>they smile and look up at you
>"thanks anon!" in unison
>they head back to the family room
>>1402289
Hopefully never, literally the worst theme in the history of all wrestling on the planet
>>1402214
Actually, he was being booked much stronger during his brief three week face turn before the injury. Between that, and the HHH stare down at the Rumble and that Raw in March, I think Bray was scheduled for a win over HHH sometime in the next year. Many times it's been reported that Bray is near the top of Hunter's secret "Even if Vince books them to lose a bunch, don't actually let them slide too far down the card" list.
>>1402294
I'd be happy
stream senpai?
>>1402294
Once you go mexican there is no border back
>>1402300
BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK
FAT DICK
So why did they call up Dana instead of, well, anyone else?
Am I one of the coolest tripfags of all time? I think so.
>>1402305
http://wiziwig.ru/boxing/watch-a74185-wwe-monday-night-raw-live
right here
>ywn get dominated by Charlotte while being held down by Dana
inb4
>Championship match on Raw
>Implying Paige will win
>>1402309
She was meant to be with Emma but then Emma was kill
>>1402309
She probably gave the best head
>>1402230
Is that the fat guy that kidnapped the undertaker and Kane and stole their souls and shot lightning bolts out his hands like a year ago to a dead audience? What happened to him?
>>1402310
Im cooler. I will go down in history.
2 questions
1. Why does she stick her tongue out all the time?
2. Why are her lips brown?
marking out
Go Paige
>>1402230
maybe they'll reveal Paige as the female member or whatever
and maybe the Hardy's will come back and BROTHER NERO will join
It's really funny listening to Cole avoid the word "diva"
>>1402324
1. She's thirsty for dick
2. She just got done sucking some Mexican dick.
>>1402298
>i actually read all of this
wew lads how badly do i need to get laid?
>>1402324
1. This is her house
2. This is her house
>>1402324
1. british slag
2. remnants of ADRs brown cock skin staining her lips
BLACKED
So Dana is just gonna do the shit Rick did?
Way to go, "Creative"
>>1402324
she's a slag
>>1402309
Bliss would have been a more logical call up for this role.
>>1402319
That feud had so much potential. It was the biggest oportunity to make Bray look strong.
But IM pretty sure he will recieve the push he deserves.
What should've happened last night, is happening tonight
>>1402337
I prefer her and her tits over Ric and his
