WWE Money In The Bank Gamethread
FULL CARD:
>The Lucha DragonsandSin Cara) vs.The Dudley Boyz(Bubba Ray Dudley andD-Von Dudley)Tag team match
>Golden Truth (GoldustandR-Truth) vs. Breezango (Tyler BreezeandFandango)Tag team match
>Roman Reigns(c) vs.Seth Rollins Singles match for theWWE World Heavyweight Championship
>John Cenavs.AJ Styles
>Kevin Owensvs.Cesarovs.Alberto Del Riovs.Sami Zaynvs.Dean Ambrosevs.Chris Jericho Money in the Bank ladder matchfor a WWE World Heavyweight Championship contract
>The New Day(Big Eand/orXavier Woods) (c) vs.Karl Anderson and Luke Gallowsvs.Enzo Amore and Big Cassvs.The Vaudevillains(Aiden EnglishandSimon Gotch) Fatal 4-Waytag team match for theWWE Tag Team Championship
>Rusev(c) (withLana) vs.Titus O'Neil for theWWE United States Championship
>CharlotteandDana Brookevs.Natalya andBecky Lynch
>Dolph Zigglervs.Baron Corbin
>Apollo Crewsvs.SheamusSingles match
>>1393192
First for reddit
>>1393192
Sticky when
>>1393201
Second.
The write-up for this is so riddled with typographical errors that I can't help but think OP is handicapped.
>>1393192
Mods can u pls sticky this thread
who /a/ here?
>>1393192
Just know what is at stake for you Deanmark.
>>1393192
first for wyatt 7th
Fuck im so hyped for mitb ladder match right now. Im literally shaking
wtf
is pre-show in 10 bings or 40?
>>1393215
>>1393213
>>1393220
KEK 7th man is Kalisto. Im laffing at all the smarks who were saying all week it'd be Orton or Wyatt
>>1393222
Those trips aren't going to save you for tonight.
But to be nice if Dean loses you can stay here tonight until MITB ends then fuck off.
>>1393220
there was rumours of a surprise entrant that didn't get cleared, maybe Neville
>>1393227
Deans got this senpai. Im comfy as can be.
>>1393230
>Neville
What the fuck happened to him
What match is /wwe/ most hyped for tonight
>>1393241
MITB obviously. The future of /asp/ and /wwe/ is at stake here.
Let's all summon MOD for sticky, throw your hands in the air!
>>1393239
got injured doing a baseball slide
>>1393239
Broke his ankle in a match with Jericho.
>>1393243
No, for a ppv like this the amount of replies will slow down the thread and computers. We should just do the 300 post system for tonight.
>>1393243
AUDIO ALREADY FUCKED
>>1393247
before mania
>>1393247
>When was this? It felt like ages since I saw Muscle Legolas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmSGACLrBbA
March 14, 2016
>Graves wearing a fedora
K E K
>Lita on the pre-show
Thanks King.
>Jerry Lawler not even there
>>1393254
M'Graves
I'm looking forward to it tbqh
Good god more fuel for fedora pics right there. Fuck you Graves!
>12 posters
My sides
If this was an actual ppv it would get 5 buys.
DUBS AND FINN BALOR DEBUTS
>>1393259
just tuned in. he hasn't tipped yet has he?
>>1393260
The ppv hasn't even started anon. The preshow just started.
>>1393261
Leave, Fagal
>Ambrose getting cucked again
Need a Graves in a fedora cap
>>1393262
> Tips hat
JESUS!
>maybe if we keep calling it "the greatest Money in the Bank in history" and "Wrestlemania-caliber", people will surely subscribe to the network, right guys?
>>1393262
he will tip at the end guaranteed
So will BMJ eat a clean pin for Styles?
He did it for Bork and Owens, why not again?
>>1393273
jokes on you im already subscribed
>>1393276
Because this s his first match since his injury. Cena isn't going to lose.
Doesn't anyone really think AJ will win. If he does it'll be a dirty win.
>>1393276
>implying Vince is gonna have Cena lose his first match back
>>1393278
Haha! Shill!
[spoiler]$10 a month for what is essentially the Netflix of pro wrestling, including every WWE, WCW, and ECW PPV ever made sounds like a good deal desu[/spoiler]
Where's Jerry?
Does Renee seem drunk or does she always sound like this?
>>1393288
"Suspended Indefinitely"
>Corey Graves' fedora
>why, AJ. Why?
>fedora wearing manlet gets nervous talking to a girl
shocking
>>1393288
Jail
>>1393283
i can see AJ winning and having the feud go until summerslam
>>1393288
Suspended indefinitely.
Lita name dropping bullet club oops
Is this nxt announcer wearing a motherfucking FEDORA? Fuck yeah brother, some of us can look sexy in a classy hat.
BIG MEME FEDORA GRAVES
>will we see the Bulle-- the.. the
>The Club?
>The Club, yeah!
Holy shit, this is gold
who here is stoked for money in the bag?
>"They call him Big Match John for a reason
Graves confirmed for /asp/erger
> BMJ
> Basedsuke
Graves confirmed for lurking?
stream?
>>1393296
>Summerfest
Then Cena will lose the feud. I don't think Cena ever won in Summerfest.
Holy fuck these people have no chemistry, why are they on a preshow panel? Why is there even a preshow panel?
Corey graves, the voice of /asp/
All i want to happen tonight is new day lose the tag belts.
Obvious Reigns wins
>>1393307
>> BMJ
JBL started calling him that.
>tfw Breezus Christ's push got cancelled
hurts every day
are the firearm fraternity going to win?
>>1393313
gotta kill time somehow
>"That is a large order that is a lot of men"
What did she mean by this?
>>1393315
>rooting for the vaudevilains
nope
Booker cannot speak English.
breeze is mai waifu
The fuck is segment?
>This gay segment
Am I watching WWE or gay porn?
Is there a difference?
BREEZANGO OTP4LYFE
who replaced Jerry?
What the fuck am I paying £9.99 for and watching!?
I really dig this entire angle, I think it's turned me gay and I love it.
Wtf is this shit
that was pretty funny for a LOL GAY bit
First openly gay tag team?
I'll allow it
wait
when did r truth and goldust try to murder breezango
Quality segment
Breezdango is amazing. Definitely the best gimmick for these two. Great comedy tag team.
did it seriously take this long for a zoolander tag team?
>Breezango is the new Billy & Chuck
I'm ok with that I guess.
WASSUP!
You just KNOW
WHAT'S UP
>>1393345
wassup
WASSUP
>>1393345
SING A LONG MODAFUGGA
GOLDEN TRUTH
GOLDEN TRUTH
Daily reminder that R-Truth is literally a former world champion
WASUP!
>the best most fleshed out story in the wwe right now is breezango and its on the pre show
JUST
Push Fandango
pls don't let tyler get pinned
pls
Let's go K-Kwik and Seven
>that Breezeango remix
Based tablehockey
YOU WANT IT
YOU GOT IT
>>1393322
Nice double double
reminder
This Breezango music is a fucking mess
>>1393359
THE GOLDEN TRUTH
WASSSUP
Got that hulk hogan tan going on
I love this storyline and I don't care.
Mauro deserves better than the fucking kickoff show.
Any one else's network steam shitting out? On Xbox one here.
Fabreeze is definitely going to lose.
>That guy that's always ringside with his mom at every ppv.
How did this storyline go so right?
>>1393371
Watching on TV app. Fine for me
>>1393369
I'm amused
holy shit r truth is getting fat
damn, black is crackin
Can they get a bigger sign to put on the ring apron?
Jesus christ
im more invested in this than roman vs seth desu
What did he mean by this?
>>1393371
sounded like Xbone was going to have some technical issues tonight. At the very least, you can't watch from the beginning if the show is already underway.
Why is this on the preshow?!
This match
>inb4 breezango somehow wins
>ppv started at 7pm
>>1393382
preshow is bestshow
>>1393363
balor definitely needs a shorter entrance for his normal matches
>>1393374
it has talented people
Push Fandango
Breeze too
this is wcw thunder bad
>>1393385
>what is a preshow
someone link me a stream
>this fucking match
Painful Chops: The Match
mauro calling this match straight is amazing
>>1393391
The preshow is on youtube
XD EBIC
>R-Truth and Goldust are both in their 40s
will they ever slow down?
I want to take my mum to all ppvs...
I'm very happy WWE decided to put on the best stuff before the NBA Finals started
based vince
>>1393391
network.wwe.com
>>1393393
He is a saint
It's a Tyler Breeze and Fandango got Ebola episode! I LOVE IT MAGGLE!!!!!
>the dudleys relagated to preshow
FML SENPAI
>Sunday Night Raw
I have wanted nothing more than to see Goldie hit shattered dreams again
>>1393377
dude hes like 50 and in better shape than you will ever be in your life probably
>>1393397
Money in the Bank anon.
>>1393397
look at the fucking thread you're in, you goon. it says it in the url.
>>1393380
Is that the guy that always show up on PPVs? If so then fuck that guy and his girly hair
>even the tags hurt
What the fuck happened to Tyler?
>this match is what constitutes a ppv match in the wwe now
>>1393398
>I take professional wrestling very seriously
>Fandango making a literal hot tag
>>1393411
Yes he is
>>1393407
me too, anon.
Push Fandango
>>1393415
Buried by Zigs
THE GOLDEN TRUTH
Did Mauro just namedrop Kenta Kobashi?
so golden truth finally got a win after attempted murder
Well this is a bracket buster.
Where was the 'Stop This Madness Chant'
GOLDEN TRUTH!!!!
>>1393416
and its better than everything else as of late
Golden Truth look so happy, I envy them.
FEEL THE BURN
JEEZ
Ay yuss, Final Cut baybay
What was the Goldust finisher? Bretty good.
>>1393425
>these are the faces
>Lucha Dragons vs. The Dudleys
>yfw Tyler comes back with face mask like Cody Rhodes
Haaha Breeze and Fandango did a great job selling that. Good sports.
>>1393437
Final Cut
One of the best in the business imo
>redditors WILL get upset about that based as fuck match
any chance we will see Balor tonight? the contract said no interference from gallows and Anderson, but did not specify balor
>feel the bern
>Luchas vs Dudleyz
There goes the fun
>>1393437
18+
MitB Match up next according to Ms.Young
>>1393437
Final Cut
so sexy
>>1393441
punished breeze
a fallen beauty
>>1393416
>on the pre-show
It is literally not a PPV match.
>>1393407
I would unashamedly mark.
Who'd be the ideal recipient of the last ever Shattered Dreams?
>>1393450
>corbin/ziggler gets bumped to main event
wew
>>1393441
>yfw Tyler comes back with a mustache like Cody Rhodes
>mfw based titus buries rusev once and for all
>>1393445
Oh shit I didn't think about that...
>>1393456
Stephanie
>>1393459
>having shit taste
>>1393456
roman, the roof would blow off the the place
Wow, what a boring promo.
>Lita on my tv in 2016
>>1393441
>yfw Cody Rhodes comes back
>Cesaro says "yuuge"
trumpfriend confirmed?
>>1393409
>>1393410
Thanks anon. I wish the logo was placed somewhere around the arena like, I dunno, maybe the ring apron, the top LED strip above the seats, the TitranTron, the header above the TitanTron, the screen on top of the entrance ramp. You know, a reminder?
Beats by Dre
who is this voiceover guy for mitb match
sounds familiar
if ADR wins MitB I'll probably unsubscribe from the WWE Network
>>1393298
Her tits tho.
>white "people" "music"
stop this shit famm
>>1393477
graves?
>the seventh man was supposed to be Kalisto
Anyone else getting 2002 flashbacks from this video package?
>>1393470
i get it, it would help. i didn't mean to call you a goon. i'm just a little tired.
>>1393478
There's no chance he'll win this.
>>1393478
That's racist
>TFW Orton comes back tonight.
Why else did they say in the beginning that it was going to be a 7man MITB?
>>1393478
senpai the odds are about 35/1 at the moment. Have a flutter and put a dollar on him.
who /dean/ here?
>>1393477
Graves probably.
>>1393478
perro
>>1393478
See you next week :)
Betting odds actually have roman as the underdog.
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/720113-top-wwe-money-in-the-bank-match-sees-big-last-minute-odds-shift-is-the-smart-money-in
Thoughts?
>>1393487
it's ok
I'm Mexican too
>>1393481
WWE approved music
>be british
>staying up for sunday night raw
>>1393492
Right fucking here senpai
>>1393481
thats racist
>>1393496
That majority viewerships don't know shit.
Surprise surprise.
>>1393492
Please no, he's so fucking boring I'd rather ADR win it ffs.
Just arrived who won the pre-show?
>>1393499
Same tbqhwy
>>1393505
the audience
So is Lita smoking crack again?
>>1393496
people bet on wrestling?
>>1393505
YOU WANT IT
YOU GOT IT
Why is there a Velocity match on PPV?
>>1393505
litas boobs
Reminder that the 7th man, if it's gonna happen, will be Orton
>Leaving /asp/ after WM because of the dean mark samefag cancerous shitposting
>Returning after 2 months for MITB
>He's still at it
People dies everyday. Hopefully this autistic shitter kicks the bucket before SummerSlam when I return again.
>>1393505
Goldust and his great finisher
Holy shit, he's really wearing a fedora
>>1393497
>7-0
Anyone else feel like Corey graves is wearing a fedora just so his pics are posted here more?
I want to spoon Lita
>>1393505
Golden Truth
>>1393511
If you paid for the preshow, you're a fucking idiot
>>1393492
i put my money on based fatass
>>1393515
he said if Dean loses MitB he'll leave forever
too bad it looks like Dean is winning
Of course YOU want Ambrose to win Renee
