RAW GAMETHREAD #3
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First for DA BIG DAWG
Second for Ambro to commit suicide
Hahaha
Has Dean fucked Steph?
>>1380501
Ur tears will be delicious this sunday
TIME TO EMASCULATE DEANETTY.
KEK.
Roman is a heel and has been for a while.
Hnnnnnnnnnnnng
Natty and becky
>the way Steph looked at Dean and said that
DID THEY?!?
Carlos gets the jobber entrance
EVERY WEEK WE HAVE THE SAME FUCKING MATCHES AND STEPH SAYING THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING
>>1380526
ur da man sef
>>1380526
ur da man sef
>Charlotte doing Ric's sell
>>1380506
What is that based off. I recognise the waist coat
>champion
>Jobber entrance
Is Paige heel or face now?
Looking hotter tonight with that new makeup, but definitely put on some weight on her belly.
Boobs/pushup looks smaller too. Weird.
I want Natty to sit on my face
>>1380530
they have enough people to have different matches but they never give them screen time
It's disappointing really
>>1380526
You da man sef!
Wait a second.
>more tricks than halloween
shut up becky,
>natalia confirmed crazy cat woman.
I want to strangle Natalya and Becky
So fucking annoying
Wtf happened to paige?
She can't wrestle anymore without serious botches. Alicia Fox style
Why is a man the wwe womens champion?
>>1380455
>Dean Mark killing /wwe/ and still making RAW gamethreads
based fucking Dean Mark
ped-o mod BTFO
>Paige is now 2-0 against the Women's Champ
>not in the title picture
What the hell?
just got here at ruru crushing knockoff terry crews
what happen before?
>>1380549
>anymore
Based Paige back with a huge win, dat mexican semen is powering her up.
GET CANADIAN MANLETS AND NO SOUL GINGER OFF THE MIC!!
What the hell just happened? Paige steamrolls Charlotte, who basically just jobbed for no reason? And then walks out like she won?
What the fuck, was there a botch?
FUCK WHAT A BRUTAL BOTCH FINISHER
what is Sami Zayn's gimmick?
Is his gimmick just be a boring Canadian?
Oh shit! It's one of the shooters
Isn't there still one spot for the money in the bank match? Did they just forget it?
Sami heel now?
AM I GETTING SWERVED HERE??
SWERVED LIKE THE PRANK SHOW ONLY AVAILABLE ON THE WEE NETWORK???
YOU KNOW WHERE WRESTLERS ARE PUT INTO GOOFY SITUATIONS SUCH AS THIS AND THEN PRANKED???
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS???
Am I the only one who hates Sami Zayns shitty K pop theme?
>>1380572
Only 6 spots this year
Based 007 man
>>1380569
Happy ska man?
>>1380576
It's ska. But yeah I fucking hate him and his theme.
based cesaro owning shitty ska man
Cesaro with the big leagues talk.
>>1380576
>K pop
It's ska you dip
>30 posters
>Cesaro cutting a good promo
wew
Based cesaro just roasted sami on the mic, that was brutal.
>>1380576
I know you're trolling and know it's shitty ska, but yes, I hate it too anon. He's a vanilla midget and belongs in the x division
Who ready for /cluboclock/?
>>1380576
I dont hate it but surely i dont get hyped when it hits.
Owens win yet again.
>>1380580
is ska even relevant anymore?
he's one of the most boring guys who get screen time
>>1380569
le smily ska indie man
>>1380586
it's up against the NBA Finals and Sony's E3
that kills most of the /asp/ commenters
>>1380526
ur a man sef
>tfw ywn get held down by Dana and Charlotte as they take turns raping you
>>1380569
Dead 90s subculture and music guy
>>1380586
Dean Mark BTFO ped-o mod and /wwe/ and STILL makes the RAW thread these geeks come to by the ones
>>1380599
with their penises
Seriously. Is it fucking mandatory to have the opposing diva sit on the side and commentate during a women's match on WWE? Like If Nattie and Becky refused to do it, they would get arrested?
>>1380544
they should hire more writers
>face dana soon
Disgusting.
this is fucking garbage
>>1380593
He's pretty boring but he's good in the ring. Top tier jobber desu.
SASHA
SASHA
https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/742521900975329280/photo/1
>women's wrestling and promo
piss break going longer than usual
>double jobber entrance
Let's go Zack!
RYDER
Y
D
E
R
>>1380586
We're all TNApalm bombs now, we follow Broken Matt.
Time to see Ryder get his head kicked off
fucking burial incoming
>>1380455
ts probably Charlotte the one turning.
LEAKED CHARLOTTE NUDES !!! !!! !!!
>ryder not even the jobber entrance
>>1380595
explain the general up since Friday and at less than 200 posts dipshit
oh shit, Zack Ryder
is he still jobbing? Yeah? ok :(
>>1380611
Filthy half breed
LET'S GO RYDER!
crowd dead for the broski
neo-wwe crowds are complete trash
>>1380625
Is that Doink the Clown
THAT FUCKING FOOTPRINT
LMAO
>>1380607
When Emma gets back she should turn on Charlotte to take over the division
>>1380624
Looking strong for a while at least.
poor fucking ryder, who honestly believes he has a chance of winning this match or any match on raw?
>>1380622
idk I took a guess
>zack jobs
>sheamus on pre-show
what is even the point
SMILING NEGRO
Crews runs like a fat manlet
>THE STATE OF ZACK RYDER
>Dat pop for Appollo
He is at least a little over.
Ayy my man apollo taking out sheamus
KILL HIM APOLLO!
>>1380352
called it
>>1380636
because even though other wrestlers deserve more screen time, wwe still thinks we are still interested in Bebop.
>apollo is getting a feud with sheamus to help him get over
They really have a lot of faith in black All Might
crews trying his absolute hardest to not smile
Tell me about Apollo, why does he always smile.
Fuck Titus, Appollo is the only good black man.
>Dat pop for Kane winning MitB
Based crowd.
>>1380625
>>1380632
DELETE THIS
>>1380526
ur da man seff
Crews not smiling at all.
Now I'm sad.
TRUMP IS BACK
>no sells TWO broski boots
>wins with brogue kick immediately after
Sheamus/Crews should be good
I want DZZR
The Ziggle-Zack connection
The Bro-Offs
>did a whole epic promo shill with the shield
>Ambrose asylum skit ends
>doing a MitB shill
They don't even know what they're doing anymore.
so are they giving everyone jobber entrances to mask the poor crowd reaction?
>>1380656
>tfw Ryder, Dudleyz, Enzo and Casss, and Carmella won't form a Mafia stable
>>1380488
Wouldnt make sense given Roman has accomplished more thanks to the Shield break up.
Only Ambrose makes sense because he is the only one doing worse than when in the Shield.
>Ryder getting beat up by Rusev
>Titus O'Neil shows up
>Talks shit at Rusev for like two years.
>Suckerpunches Rusev.
>Completely ignores Ryder writhing in pain the whole time.
>Ryder getting beat up by Sheamus
>Crews shows up
>Knocks around Sheamus, gets him to run off
>Immediately goes to help Ryder.
I like Crews more than Titus.
>>1380659
Kevin has been muting the crowds the entire show.
>>1380660
>Wyatts vs Mafia in an 8 man tag match
>>1380662
Apollo and Ryder are buds in NXT.
YOU TOLD THEM I WAS A DRUG MULE PERRO
BASED FUCKING OWENS.
Lol kevin is such a dick
adr confirmed a terrorist
FRENCH FATASS
TAG TEAM MATCH PLEYA
>>1380666
Fuck I would stick my thick long cock slowly in her vagina if you know what I mean
wowwwww the lucha dragons, so creative!
>>1380666
>looking at her dick
Team building exorcize?
Team Hell No reunion when?
Front of House Operations Manager Demon Kane
I hate this pregnant looking faggot so much.
So what about Del Rio's gimmick? Angry Rich pec-movin Mexican?
KEVIN '10 FT HIGHER' OWENS
>>1380676
I don't understand
Jesus christ those autistic dance moves
Based Corporate Kane
Push this man to the moon
Sami Gayn
When the fuck is Ceasaro getting new entrance music?
Shouldn't they have Zayn issue a statement on Orlando?
>>1380665
And then they go one on one with da undatakah.
>tfw based Owens and El Patron get removed from MITB
>>1380676
>implying your thick and long
>implying you've ever been close to a girl without sperging out
kek
>>1380690
Never.
>Memesaro vs le terrorist ska cabbie
>>1380682
Paige fucker
What happened to the mystery 7th person lol.
>>1380691
KEK
Why did Cesaro became such a meme in and outside the ring?
>>1380701
>inb4 it's Ryder and he wins only to lose it the next night to ADR
Sami Gayn vs The Boring Swiss Faggot
I bet the ratings are through the roof right now.
>>1380694
>projecting this hard
Wew lad
>>1380694
I just finished getting my dick sucked about 30 mins ago so shut it dweeb
>>1380693
del rio wasn't going to repeat anyway
>>1380705
Im ok with ryder becoming wwe champion even if its only for a day, the moment he won intercontinental was wonderous. anyone have the gif of him knocking the miz down to get it
>>1380694
holy shit this projection
What's the biggest surprise of the night so far?
Shit man we need The Miz. That fucker still has the IC Title
>>1380718
Actually still watching it
>>1380710
totally believe ya bud
tell me another one
>>1380718
there hasn't been any
>>1380716
Gotcha senpai.
>>1380694
>projecting: the post
BLUE THUNDERBOMB
>Cesaroff almost kill sami zzzayn
>>1380728
Traditional Blue Thunderbomb.
Cesaro BTFO
>>1380729
No. We are three different people. You're projecting.
>>1380734
>So desperate for sex he has rape fantasies
>>1380734
Fatass and a rapist.
>>1380729
projecting fag
Holy shit. They are using this move now.
Piledriver next please
Kek WWE finally [REDATING] Punk.
>>1380738
F A T
A
T
>contract signing
>for a non-title match
Nigga what?:
Why is the thread so slow today?
>>1380737
Is this more projection? Oh boy dis gon b gud
>>1380739
>siding with Carter
>>1380718
Paige getting a pin.
Who /deepdeepdishcombomambo/ hera?
>>1380744
NBA finals
>>1380743
Not the first time
>>1380743
It's bigger than a title match.
It's a BMJ match.
>>1380744
NBA, Copa AMerica, E3 I think
>>1380744
Probably E3
>>1380736
How am i projecting i was just joshing cunt
>>1380743
he want him to sign that contract SO BADLY.
>>1380743
Contract signings are just filler segments.
>>1380748
I'd rather side with Carter than these projecting nigger in denial
>>1380748
>siding with pedo mod
>>1380744
NBA and E3
>>1380744
>E3
>NBA Finals
>Copa America
>UEFA Cup
>Carter chased them all away
>>1380757
Pepe is not going to help you. Have sex.
>ad for production trucks
what the fuck is this? I don't care what Kevin Dunn does, get back to wrasslin
>>1380763
>UEFA Cup
its 3am in europe bro
>>1380744
nba, E3, copa america
>>1380744
/wwe/ is dead as fuck
BRAPPPLEEEDOUGH
>>1380766
This; what the fuck was that kek
BRRRRR APPLEDOUGH
Glasses make Cole look old as fuck
JOHN CENA SUCKS
>>1380744
we /tna/ now
BOOOO?
>>1380767
Oh yeah, my mistake.
this crowd is so vicious they've been muted all night
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
>>1380765
>have sex
18+
>>1380775
was Slammiversary good? what happened?
john cena sucks then now forever
literally one of the most boring RAW's in recent history.
>>1380781
Reviews say it was pretty good.
>>1380781
Big Money Matt put Brother Nero through a fuckin keyboard man
>>1380783
intro promo was pretty good desu
>>1380783
One of the better ones I think
THIS IS WRESTLEMANIA QUALITY MATCHES FOLKS PLS SUBSCRIBE
why is Cena reverting back to his nigger speak?
>TNA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
OH SHIT CENA NAMED OTHER COMPANIES
RING OF HONOR AND PWG MENTIONED!
>PWG
>ROH
>New Japan
TNA BTFO
Mad name dropping holy shit
>still didn't mention TNA
>PWG
>ROH
>NJPW
>>1380781
Pretty good.
Great wrestling and decent promos and few cringe.
Better than the last WWE PPV.
>not mentioning TNA
TNA is literally who status
What's the difference between Wrestlemania and MITB from a regular Raw episode?
>>1380791
He's going Heel soon
>THEY
>DONT
>WANT
>NONE
>>1380781
>was Slammiversary good
Lol.
DEY NUN WNT NUH
GUYS LIKE YOU BURY GUYS LIKE ME
>>1380801
Championships are allowed to change hands.
>Name dropping ROH, PWG and NJPW
>the city of TNA
So I just turned in and I get Cena namedropping outlaw companies. I feel like im in bizarro wwe, somebody wake me up.
TNA is so buried
>>1380809
TNA is the only wrestling promotion that WWE considers competition, the rest are irrelevant for WWE.
Vince won't mention TNA because that's just talking about his cum dumpster. He uses a wrestler and throws them away to TNA like used up tissues. Least, that's how I think he sees it.
AJ is a great heel.
>>1380814
or TNA is just such a massive joke that it's not worth mentioning.
>The Club
BASED AJ
>>1380813
No, they only mention NJPW.
>THE BITCH CLUB
B T F O
Bitch club wow so original cena
>the bitch club
>>1380818
no.
read sun tzu, pleb
>>1380818
Or thats a move from WWE to damage TNA since its the only competition they have.
>>1380814
ROH is more competition
based Cena controlling the crowd and owning the vanilla midget on the mic
Chicharito it's going to the club
WE WORKED SHOOT NOW
>>1380791
The new era is making him revert back to his primal instincts
>>1380827
TNA is a joke and no where near competing with WWE
EXPOSING THE BUSNIESS BASED AJ
This segment is pretty Good senpai
crappy movies
>crappy movies
CRAPPY MOVIES
INDIE DUDE
INDY GUYS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BASED BMJ
Cena is a fucking GOD
CENA IS SPITTING HOT FIRE
>chance to do it now
>AJ already lost to Roman twice
Why are all arguments with Cena the same?
>indy dude
This fucking promo
Cena BTFO AJ.
>Bullet train to Japan.
AJ BTFO!
BMJ GOING HAM
Cena has been top tier since he came back desu lads
BULLET CLUB BURIED
>>1380830
Oh My God, What the fuck happened? Is he dead?
CENA THE GOAT
LEFT YOUR BALLS IN JAPAN
>PG BTFO
This is why AJ and Cena are 2 of the greatest wrestlers in the business.
>>1380830
who got carded
WE TV14 NOW
HOLY SHIT THIS BASED SEGMENT
>>1380455
Amazing how guys who can cut promos make a segment better
>>1380830
>Chicharito retires and joins LU
Why wasnt that the main event?
Fuck cena hes supposed to put over the new talent not bury them
AJ should win, but Cena is going to bury him.
we TV 14 now
>your time is up, my time is now
well played AJ
K M A R T
M
A
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S H O P P I N G
H
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>can't be Owens vs Del Rio because they're both heels
Just turn KO face already.
>>1380868
In terms of story telling, indeed Styles should win. But this is wwe, we all know Cena is going to win.
>>1380868
AJ is going to win, but it wont be Clean.
This rivalry is going to Summerslam. This is going to be Cena V. Owens again, where it spans 3 PPVs
>>1380830
chicharoo cant even into end of days
>>1380867
>39 year old AJ Styles
>Same age as Cena, only a few months younger than him
>New talent
I'm at work. Can someone recap RAW for me? Anything interesting happen?
>>1380874
Current WWE sucks.
Remember when Edge and Orton had a based feud and they were both heels?
What the FUCK is the main event?
>cena is a Kmart shopper
Blue light special this, bitch
>>1380878
new WWE talent*
>>1380881
Diva contract signing.
>>1380880
When? That match where Orton dislocated his shoulder?
Is this the best feud in a while
the promos have been getting close to breaking kayfabe
>mentioning Cena burying people
>bullet club
>indies
>black Cena
>other shit
I'm surprised that the contract signing didn't end up in shenanigans.
>>1380881
Tag match
>>1380879
Look up a live results you lazy fuck
>>1380887
No. When Rated-RKO ended.
That was Randy "Punt" Orton that dislocated his shoulder.
>>1380893
That wasn't a feud. Edge went to Smackdown.
>>1380878
>muh AJ is 39 years old means he isnt new talent and doesnt mark the new era
AJ Styles definitely is new era because he represents WWE getting people from other promotions and not completely changing them in their own eyes so they can take credit
>>1380896
No it was a short feud that still went till a fatal 4 way tittle match.
>they will remember the Sandow MITB run
:(
>>1380888
Czech'd
When will Sin Cara botch?
if trips Sin Cara dies onscreen
>>1380888
Possibly. This is the promos creative need to write these shoot-mixed promos.
>>1380908
Rolling for this
>>1380906
what makes you think he hasn't already botched?
I'm done. This RAW is too boring to stay awake for.
>>1380888
Eerily familiar to the Cena/Punk feud. Maybe AJ will win just like Punk.
If singles, Styles wins MITB
>>1380908
if dubs sin cara got a push for wwe whc
>>1380900
Nigga that isn't a real feud
They didn't have a one on one match
>86 posters
>>1380917
Singles confirm.
>>1380919
And still were enemies so it was a mini-feud.
>>1380929
No dipshit. That isn't how feuds work
>>1380921
>86 is a small amount of people
>>1381022
w-what I like it popular! I am a cool n-n-n-normie right guys!!!
>>1380694
t. Pencil necked geek
