>record low ratings
>whole buildup with overrated jasetthy and paper champion cuckbrose is tasteless
>"Ohhhhh darrrnnn you cuckbrose i'm getting my belt back!"
>cuckbrose looks at him and smiles
>"you what, huh cant hear you?" in a slurred voice
>intense boredom ensues with both men speaking to each other as if they were both improvising dementia patients
>suddenly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16NjjDPLlc
>overwhelming loud pop
>based kevin dunn working the audio to reduce crowd cheers because it's too loud
>Roman Reigns the original leader of the shield sees his two failed subordinates and walks firmly but calmly to the ring
>crowd chants "WELCOME BACK"
>he gets enters the ring as both men begin to cower near the ropes
>a visibly drenched jillian awkwardly then steps over like a newborn giraffe to hand Reigns a mic
>Reigns looks down at mic then looks back up to smile and wink at the camera
>drops the mic
>proceeds to superman punch both men
>pics up mic before hitting ground
>"Did ya' miss me baby girl?"
>speakers blow out
>fans riot with excitement
>Basen Kevin Dunn and Mac daddy McMahon sit back and watch it all
>"looks like you were right about this too Vince"
>Mcmahon just chuckles put out his cigar swings his coat over his shoulder and leaves through door
give it up Romark
But I will play your game
>Dean "FACE OF THE WWE" Ambrose and Jasethy are in the ring talking, the crowd is popping as they are the new Stone Cold and Rock
>"LOOK HERE DEAN! THATAUSHSJSF"
>"Nice story Jasethy, but I am the champ!"
>*crowd pops*
>BUN NUN NAN NA
>"I-it's Roman Reigns"
>"Look here Dean-"
>"Gonna stop you right there Roman Roids"
B T F O
>>1413137
did you know inability to detect sarcasm is a symptom of autism? :^)
>>1413124
Delete this
Implying roman has this much charisma. Pretty sure he is a virgin.
>>1413240
Wow doesn't he have a kid? Is he raising another mans child? What a cuck
>>1413244
Pretty sure it's jericho's child.
Roman vs Jericho custody laddermatch at summerslam confirmed
>Predict Roman Reigns return
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>1413124
>everyone here will be too autistic to understand the genius of this thread
>>1413277
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>1413277
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1413124
Based fucking Roman
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1413137
>"Gonna stop you right there Roman Roids"
lol how much of a fucking pop would this get if Seth or Dean really did it.
I'm a real booker here's how it's gonna go down
>WWE says nothing about Roman's suspension for the next month, pretends everything is normal
>Seth spends 10 minutes every Monday night screaming at a straw dummy dressed up like Roman in the ring while Dean jerks off while making grotesque lunatic fringe faces with the belt over his shoulder at the announce table
>Battleground
>every match blows elephantiasis diarrhea
>everyone salivating over main event triple threat
>Roman doesn't show up
>Seth and Dean beat each other off while acting like a manchild and a lunatic fringe respectively
>WWE still says nothing about Roman's suspension and why he hasn't returned
>Tuesday night
>OH MY GAWD THAT'S OTTOMAN EMPIRE!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???!!!
Bet on it, brothers. I'm a real booker.
>>1413124
I am the from future.
I can confirm this is what will happen
>>1413541
>hurr joke's on them I was only pretending to be retarded
>>1413244
It's his wifes daughter.
>OH MY GAWD THAT'S OTTOMAN EMPIRE!!
I spilled my chicken tendies laughing.
>>1413616
>Collapses after being propped up for way longer than it should have been by outside influences
It fits
>>1413124
All of this except they won't pop, they'll boo even louder
>>1413124
>All the salty virgins ITT projecting their cucc old fetish on based Broman
Lmao.
Anyway
>Battleground
>Dean vs Seth confirmed
>no signs of Reigns from WWE
>based Vince working the overweight smarks with a "Reigns suspended indefinitely" a week prior Battleground
>Dean and Seth fight for a good 10 mins
>suddenly a man with a helmet gets in the ring and spears the fucc outta Seth and Dean a la Edge at Rvd vs Cena 2006
>Roman takes out the helmet and picks up the title
>Brutalizes both seth and Dean with the title
>Reigns holds up the blood stained title up picks the mic and says
>"Im back, and im here to stay , whether you like me or not at SummerSlam I'll retake my belt and the Roman Empire will rule again"
>People boo the shit outta him
>Reigns goes full heel and devastates everyone in his path
>becomes a silent but overconfident heel with a hot diva as manager
>>1413124
I don't think so
>>1413616
kek also seth is armenian
>>1413124
>>overwhelming loud boos
>>Sniper shoots Roman dead
>>Raw goes off the air immediately
FTFY
