Every KO match ever
>Entrance music hits
>waddles to the ring*
>By the time he gets in the ring hes out of breath so he'll walk around and shit talk the crowd or make fun of Michael Cole
>Match starts
>rest hold*
>Punches opponent
>rest hold*
>"Do you like that [insert city name]?"
>rest hold*
>Gets punched
>rest hold*
>lays on the ground as his opponent gets his offense in
>rest hold*
>has a comeback
>rest hold*
>bowling ball in the corner
>rest hold*
>does some flippy shit
>"AND THATS WHY IM THE CHAMP"
>rest hold*
>Pop pop powerbomb
>tired and panting like a dying elephant falls onto his opponent
>1-2-3*
>waddles backstage as everyone thinks hes selling his injuries but is really about to go into a diabetic coma
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He didn't see his kids for over a month because he was working for ingrates like you.
This is his little girl, who clearly isn't sure exactly who he is or what his relation to her is anymore because she doesn't see him often enough.
fucking kill yourself
>>1237263
>Getting this worked
>>1237263
>fucking kill yourself
wow.. real mature asshole. i was just asking a question no need to be a dick.
>>1237263
hello ms. owens
>>1237263
Mrs. Owens why does your son have the JUST haircut?
Every Cena match ever
>Entrance music hits
>Little kids ejaculate in excitement
>hustles himself to the ring after a full military service
>By the time he gets in the ring the other guy is so buried fans are ready to go home
>slides into ring, throws the merch he is wearing into crowd
>Match starts
>Takes some offense
>Kicks out of the other guy's finishers
>AA
>wins, lol
>counts his money on the way to the back
>>1237247
3/5 bait, I laughed
>>1237372
>Little kids ejaculate
why are you thinking about little kids "ejaculating"
MODS!!
Every tag team match ever
>Teams are evenly matched
>Suddenly the weaker of the faces gets worked into a corner
>Heels do shenanigans to keep him from getting the tag for X-1 minutes, where X is the remaining length of the match
>face gets the tag
>his bigger friend squashes the heels for the win
Ever Roman match ever
>Entrance music hits
>Women wet themselves in excitement
>BBBBOOOOOOOOO
>walks slowly to the ring
>opponent looks like a jobber in his presence most of the time
>Match starts
>Punches his opponent
>Gets beat up
>Kicks out of the other guy's finishers
>OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA
>opponent ducks and beats him up again
>Superman punch
>Spear
>wins, lol
>gets booed
>the internet implodes and complains while he's walking to the back counting his hard earned cash
Every Dean Ambriose match
>music hits
>IWC offers Dean-o their bleached assholes
>Dean gets beat up and pinned by Y2J
>Smarks threaten to cancel the network
>Vince laughs all the way to his way to his limo counting all the money the entire time.
>>1237619
Kys ya manlet nerd
Every Sandow match ever
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>>1237624
KILL YOURSELF
>>1237263
Mrs. Steen, please go, and take your fugly ass family with you.
>>1237263
Hey mrs owens.
You're cute, and whats so special about kevin owens?
>>1237247
Kek
>>1237263
I wanna fuck that little girl
>>1237627
He's still on the roster, isn't he?
>>1237624
you know its true.
I love how Dean is supposedly the answer to bring back hardcore wrestling to WWE
>>1238139
Yep.
>>1237263
>Wind Waker
His son has good taste in vidya at least.
>>1237247
>By the time he gets in the ring hes out of breath so he'll walk around and shit talk the crowd or make fun of Michael Cole
Tbf everyone should make fun of Cole
>>1237247
>hes worn out from walking so he walks around some more to catch his breath
retard
>>1237247
Relies too much on a premise (being out of breath) that is too far off from the truth in KO's case for this to be a good joke.
>>1239522
it's not a joke though.
do you even watch his matches.
OP is telling the truth
Every Reigns match ever
>Entrance music hits
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How do you go from this...
>>1239554
...to this??
>>1237263
they look like mongoloids
>>1237263
That is the life Kevin applied for and got.
>>1237247
Yup
As the great kevin nash would've said
>HE's FAT
>>1240946
>kevin nash
>>1238175
There's a bunch of games with Toon Link, not just Wind Waker.
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>/asp/
