Seriously, he's been signed to UFC for 18 months now. No fight. HAS to be a joke right?
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
Isn't there a rumor going around that he lost 14 out of 15 training matches?
What's wrong with MCR?
>>1214792
>yfw we get an irl version of glass joe
was he autistic
>Copy pasta content in a repost meme bait topic to troll the board and bump down legit threads for no reason other than Carter is a depressed NEET whose only social interaction is this
Save_us_Janny
>>1214792
lol WWE man children trying to understand how fighting works
>>1214824
Hi Phil!
>CM Punk hater
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Entitled brat
>Most boring guy in any thread at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Beer belly
>Ultra-sensitive
>Would never draw a penny
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>Never Wrote the foreword for a any book
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Cried about CM Punk
>hasn't stopped since 2014
>thinks his opinion matters
>Is the only person who sees talent in himself
>Most laughable "fighter" in ALL of history
>there are people on this board who don't think Punk was justfied to complain about part timers who wrestle 1 to 3 matches in a year that are all guaranteed wins over people like him and the midcard wrestlers who work their ass off year round for an "I owe you one"
>>1214928
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
>>1214938
Hi op shouldn't you be pretending to do something that matters in your pathetic life?
>>1214954
1) not OP you fool
2) Phil fans are SO sensitive! You're adorable
1214979
we've had this same thread every day for months now.
Im not even a punk fan I'm just sick of these fucking threads
>>1214826
Win by losing, I like that strategy.
>>1215431
You're the only one, Phil
Seeing what was added to the list is the best part of it
>>1214780
I think he will fight eventually, cos he seems the stubborn type and has committed to this for 18 months. He'll be facing guys who've trained with full contact for 10+ years, he has to unlearn how to pull his punches, how to escape holds and how to take a real fucking hiding.
Im not a big punk fan, but he's essentially a gymnast going up against the kinda lads you saw in the gym where Apollo takes rocky in Rocky 3 - Hungrier, younger guys with less to lose and more to gain.
>>1215447
It worked for Shane O Mac.
>>1215535
Okay, OP.
can we get nate diaz instead of cm babby?
>>1215431
Ummmm.....maybe just ignore the threads like any other adult would do? Just a thought champ......
>>1214780
S A V A G E
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>>1215447
I'm bleeding making me the victor
>>1214780
> prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
Who doesn't? Budweiser sucks.
>>1214780
Everyone keeps forgetting he is an atheist
So you know he's retarded
gets to fuck aj lee > your very well thought out and comprehensive list.
>>1216859
>left maria for
>AJ""""""""""""""""""INDIAN BOY""""""""""""" LEE
>>1216859
>left maria canellis for a little indian boy
that should be put on the list
>>1216859
>le aj Lee is a 10/10
cmon...
>>1214808
Now I'm going to be upset if this doesn't happen
>>1214780
You forgot
>ugly boy-lookin "wife"
chicago phil
>>1214780
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
>>1214780
seriously stop making fun of punk.
>>1216735
says the guy who hasn't gotten over cm punk leaving since 2014
he might fight aj lee and lose because he's a bitch but he won't be paid to fight.
>>1214780
I don't think anyone UNDER the age of 14 honestly thinks he will fight either.
>AJ is ugly meme
Wish you neckbeards would seek sunlight once in awhile
>>1221426
If she has a dick 9/10 if not 8-/10
>>1214780
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1221426
She lacks hips but at least she's in better shape than Punk.
>>1221445
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
None of these are true.
>>1221445
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
>>1221445
There's cringe and there's this......
>>1214780
>>1221474
>>1221477
>>1221483
>CM Punk hater
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Entitled brat
>Most boring guy in any thread at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Beer belly
>Ultra-sensitive
>Would never draw a penny
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>Never Wrote the foreword for a any book
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Cried about CM Punk
>hasn't stopped since 2014
>thinks his opinion matters
>Is the only person who sees talent in himself
>Most laughable "fighter" in ALL of history
>>1221571
Hi Ryback
>>1221483
>This kid needs help
As opposed to that Ryback autist who has been talking to himself for 2 years now? Atleast this pasta is fresh.
>>1214936
Those part timers are fucking legends that have put in more work than he ever has, and have nothing left to prove. He's a fucking faggot and so are you.
>>1221617
Says the guy who spammed the same stale anti-Punk shit at any criticism of Ryback for 2 years.
>>1221629
You've got the wrong guy kid, your sensitivity about your emo hero has got the best of you again
>>1221627
>and They have nothing left to prove.
so why do they need the win over the younger guy?
>>1221722
>so why do they need the win over the younger guy?
to try and attract the older audience who use to watch the show ya retard nigger
>>1221727
>trying to cling to the older audience by having the older dudes bury the current roster instead of letting the old guys just retire and try and make the new guys the draw
Yes, this truly is intelligent marketing
>>1221749
>Yes, this truly is intelligent marketing
the fact that they made a profit last year means it's working ya shitty neckbeard
If they actually put Phil "Fish" Brooks in with a real fighter, not some tomato can, I would pay to watch him get pounded into dust. Against a real fighter he doesn't last more than two minutes.
op presents reddit opinion: the thread
>>1214780
see >>1214928 >>1221445
>>1221445
For the love of all that is holy, please, lose weight & have sex.
>>1221426
>being a gay pedo
Hi Phil!
>>1221445
>>1221673
>GOAT
That's Jericho
>Married AJ Lee
Like marrying an indian boy who cucks him 24/7 is good
>Two stars matches
>Was carried on both of them
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
But that wasn't his reason to leave, retard. Besides, >implying he's not going to destroy it anyways on UFC
>Exposed HHH, Vince, Dr. Amann
Everyone has, what's your point?
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
Not even close
>Was the absolute greatest in the mic
Was the absolute best in working with WWE's script*
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream
For the wrong reasons
>Made it cool again
LOL
>Outsold John Cena
So has The New Day, and they're crap that appeal to the masses
>Was able to elevate himself from...
WWE's was able to elevate him*
>Was universally over with everyone
Then why are people here that dislike him?
>Was the best part about the show
LOL no
>Had the best theme song
That's not Ministry Undertaker, or Owen Hart as a heel, or Hakushi, or Jericho, or Stone Cold, etc
>Amazing technician
No
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
Two words: Scott Steiner. Also, >so """entertaining""" he couldn't have a conversation with HHH
>Cool as fuck, hot as fuck
Double no. Roman is hot (no homo).
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar
>implying Brock can have a great match now
>Best streak match
Not Shawn Michaels, Diesel (minus the finish), Ric Flair, Randy Orton, HHH #1 or Batista (also known as Diesel vs Taker 2: Electric Boogaloo)
>Best match with John Cena + rivalry
Not JBL
>The reason to say no to WWE's bullshit
Has been done since the Internet was created
>Reason DBry won WM XXX
Which led to nothing since DBry was already hurt as fuck, good
>is considered one of the GOAT's by...
...So?
>Best friends with Paul Heyman
He's not Brock Lesnar
>Proven draw
Made by WWE, yes
>Destroyed The Rock on mic
Everyone can now
>Not a single bad promo
Thank WWE for that
>Buried Ryback
Ok
>Was brave enough to go to UFC
That's not bravery
>Will be GOAT
No
The Friday night shitposting.
>>1221472
He did outsell John, this was well recorded.
The rest are opinions/can't really be proven.
>>1216800
Will Phil be able to jump that wall if he's great?
>>1223460
He outsold John Cena on the WWE.com shop.
In overall merch sales he was nowhere near.
>>1223444
>lol no
>lol no ur wrong
>lol no
>>1223444
>Trying this hard
cm punk hasn't worked in the wwe since 2014
it's time to let it go.
