Does he stand a chance in the UFC?
Bork had a amateur wrestling background and is a freak of nature.
Also will his movies go straight to DVD if he quits the UFC, because we all know punk hates everything wrestling related and is probably never coming back unless he gets a match with stone cold or gets inducted in the HoF
No.
Can't wait to see this cuck get busted open.
Brock had a fucking 81 inch reach and was built like a fucking tank and even he got his ass whooped more often than naught.
CM Punk doesn't even eat chicken.
>>1211155
Of course he doesn't. I was a big Punk fan, but now i'm just waiting to see him get destroyed. He will probably end up doing two fights, I am just hoping that at least one is a proper punch to the face knockout.
The other problem is that he is taking so long that by the time he fights it will be way less of a big deal. He hasn't been on TV full time in two years.
>>1211168
UFC and WWE has some kind of behind the scenes deal though, right? They're not openly competitive and treat each other with respect, Superstars are allowed to be featured on UFC tv events, etc (Austin and Taker in audience for Brock fight, etc).
I don't think UFC want to kill Punk. But I think his small frame, whining prison-bitch persona, and his refusal to eat meat is making it harder for UFC to find anybody to go easy on him in a staged fight. He's gonna have to face a really old man. Because if you lose a shoot fight to a skinny vegan midget, your career is over.
Punk is a Bernie supporter
He's weaker than a nun's piss
>>1211155
He is going to get soundly destroyed within the first 40 seconds.
I don't see him ever fighting.
>>1211155
I hope he dies. Fuck this faggot.
>>1211155
I don't care about UFC but I wish him success
hopefully he'll return to wrestling after because I really miss him
>>1211183
Another reason to hate this cuck even more. Hope a nigger rapes him when walking around in shitcago.
>>1211155
No chance in hell. Fuck him.
>>1211155
le edgy skinny fat faggot. He ain't Brock so no.
>>1211155
He's a bit of a nerd also, so fuck him. UFC is wasting money on this cuck.
Why is this shithole so obsessed with this guy?
Do you all collectively hate him that much or is it just 2 or 3 gimmickposters samefagging hard
there's like 4 cm punk hate threads up atm
>>1211309
This. He'll get """injured""" every once in a while and the fight gets postponed until no one cares anymore.
>>1211309
Sadly this. Hes going to keep getting injured until he ends up saying he cant go on and ***retires***
>>1211424
Raging butthurt and a sense of betrayal caused from knowing punk left and aint coming back most likely.
>tfw he'll probably win the two fights he has and come back to main event mania
>>1211502
and job against the based guy.
>>1211155
>Does he stand a chance in the UFC?
No it's a joke. The fact he's been there for 18 months and has yet to fight tells you everything you need to know
i love how most of the anti-punk posts are usually within minutes of each other and have the same stale memes / typing style
>>1212094
I think based nate diaz sums it up
>>1212117
>based Nate Diaz
Why are you a fan of a literal autistic person?
>>1212122
Why are you a fan of a constantly injured amateur ? the fighter im a fan of actually fights, has good fights and big victorys under his belt.
Mickey Gall is 1.33 (-300 American odds). If it ever happens life savings on Gall because Phil is in way over his head
>>1212135
In his own words, Nate beat up a midget.
>>1212142
>implying dana white wont protect his investment somehow
2 fuck years waiting for punk to fight, hes going to make sure he wins this one somehow.
>>1212089
Big Guy can show him how to properly knee as well
>>1212122
Who outdraws everyone in the WWE goof and geek circus
>>1212160
>nate jumping ship to the wwe and cutting promos
that would draw brother.
>>1212060
>CM Punk hater
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Entitled brat
>Most boring guy in any thread at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Beer belly
>Ultra-sensitive
>Would never draw a penny
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>Never Wrote the foreword for a any book
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Cried about CM Punk
>hasn't stopped since 2014
>Is the only person who sees talent in himself
>Most laughable "fighter" in ALL of history
>>1211155
Semen skunk is never going to fight
>>1211155
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
>mfw all this butthurt that CM Punk is actually in a position in his life that he's happy being in instead of being miserable
good for him
this just in
>>1212429
>happy being hurt all the time
alright then.
Im not following ufc, isnt there the possibility of paying CMs opponent to lose? I mean it seems like they invested pretty much on him just so it would go to waste.
>>1212495
kek
>>1212502
I'm laughing at the people who are butthurt
>>1212505
If it was a different promotion then yeah fair chance they would throw it but not in UFC
>>1212502
>implying the WWE schedule and physical demands aren't worse for one's health than UFC's
The sweet, sweet irony of the fake fight business being more damaging to the athletes than the actual fight business is wonderful. It is literally the opposite of what pro wrestling was originally made for.
>>1212178
>See, I'm not a bad guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm THE guy, and at Summerslam this sunday I'll show you what the big dog can do. It won't be pretty, I know you have fought all over the world in MMA style but this is the WWE ring and I AM THE WWE CHAMPION, so you better watch out because I'll beat your ass son!
>whatever fuck you man letth fight
>>1212060
i hope someone throws acid in your face faggot.stupid cocksucker. kill yourself and your mom you cunt
>>1212528
>you know what type of guy i am motherfucker? im from stockton where i went to go train just to get lunch! what about you homie?!
>>1211164
kekd
>>1212528
>Nate has completely deadpan reactions to all promo's
>>1212546
LOL what happened here?
>>1212546
Uh-oh, angry child is ANGRY
For MCH, do you wait for the buffs to be up for wildfire (excluding the longer ones). Like they are all up and ready to press, or to you prime some of them early and the rest catch up in time as you start your wildfire burst.
>>1212740
Guessing Phil got mad
>>1212546
>getting this angry over something a stranger said on a board about fake wrestling
My sides
