Raw gamethread 3 & Knuckles
I fucking love this new Agent Cesaro
First for Cesaro killing my boner
first for those two spics getting re-packaged for the millionth time.
Secret Service Cesaro is the fucking best
>>1209782
>not getting a bigger one over the Swiss Superbond
Cesaro improve his mic skills...
WHY THE FUCK WWE DOESNT SEND ROMAN TO THE "PROMO" CLASS?
Reminder that the Miz is literally and unironically the BEST HEEL in the company
Fifth for rusevs gat
>boring chants for the Miz
Fucking marks
>Worst crowds in the world
>Awake at 4 am watching a kids show
>>1209802
Roman is ok
>>1209805
>teacupping
boring
Who /Zoo/ here?
>>1209765
Why does he wear the mask?
>>1209805
Why can't his finisher just be him shooting people?
Tell me about Roman, why does he wears the vest?
>I know who you are
>I don't know who you are
based Miz
Anything good happen so far?
What even is this?
BASED MIZ
WOW
>>1209818
Nobody cared who Roman was until he put on the vest.
Miz fucking his own shit up makes me chuckle heartily
Do women like cum on their tits?
DAKE DOO
Anybody else from /a/ here?
>>1209808
They were chanting Maryse
>"look at my acting skills!"
>fucks up first line
ayy lmiz
Live sex celebration when
Miz is so great on the mic
I want to fuck Rom-chan!
Based Agent Cesaro
>>1209830
If I pulled it off, would he get cheered?
Jason Statham / Cesaro tag team when?
>not just zooming in on Maryse's tits till commercial
Damn i dig cesaros look but he cant talk for shit
>>1209833
Yes especially when they aren't expecting it
>>1209833
no they prefer it on their face
WHAT THE FUCK
>>1209803
Thats not JeriGOAT.
IT'S KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM YOU SWEDISH FUCK!
>>1209840
This is so beautiful...
>>1209765
Why does the WWE need to pander to the English every time they visit England?
Do they have mechanical Bulls, wagons, and cowboy cardboard cutouts all over the entrance when they visit Texas???
>>1209849
step through those 4 ropes and say that to his face
Oh shit Cesaro dropping Piper in They Live reference.
>>1209846
It would be extremely likely.
These 4 ropes....
>>1209858
You would
RUSEV MATCHKA
LADS
A
D
S
KEEP CESARO AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE SHIT
THEY CALL THEMSELVES ________
>>1209859
Actually, yes.
BASED RURU
Who's writing these copypasta promos? Is Phil back?
RUSEV LOOKS HUGE
DAMN HE'S NO LONGER BEAR MODE
>>1209817
Lel i chortled a little bit at this
DONT YOU DARE BE SOUWAH
>Ruslim
>>1209865
You're THE guy
SO FUCKING OVER FUCK THE NEW DAY HATERS
BASED NEW DAY
SO FUCKING OVER FUCK THE NEW DAY HATERS
BASED NEW DAY
SO FUCKING OVER FUCK THE NEW DAY HATERS
BASED NEW DAY
SO FUCKING OVER FUCK THE NEW DAY HATERS
BASED NEW DAY
Is Cesaero supposed to be a queer stripper now?
NEW DAY IS FUCKING OVER
OVER AS FUCK
big Sev lost some weight no?
>he doesn't like the new day
hey reddit
>Miz
>Hot wife
>Main evented wrestlemania against Cena and won
>Movie star
>In good shape
>Has won all titles in WWE
>CM Punk
>Left Maria
>0 main events
>Broken body
>Going to lose in UFC
Cesaro's kayfabe suit budget must be outrageous. He rips up two suits a week.
>>1209859
>pander
Lol. How is putting stereotypical shit no Brits pay attention to on the stage pandering? If anything it's pandering to dumb American stereotypes
all these eurocucks want to be cucked by blacks too LEL
>>1209873
THE HACKS
God damn. New Day is over as fuck
Jesus christ they are astronomically over
IT'S A NEW DAY YES IT IS
Superover.
As if I thought WWE couldnt get any cringier they go ahead and create a stable of three homosexual, brony black men who constantly grind their hips and talk about their asses.
This is qhy I don't tell people I watch wrestling.
4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO 4CHAN BTFO
>>1209885
Fuck imagine this as a face faction or alliance once based Seth comes back and wins the title.
>>1209887
This is too damn funny.
>>1209898
Pop of the night there.
>>1209892
WWE travel around with tailors on their pay roll.
Also NEW DAY are too over. I wonder who smarks will side with between them and Enzo and Cass.
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
I feel like the new day's theme could be a lot better.
Sweet so Cesaro did finally get to be the token white man in the New Nation. I remember wanting this but like three years ago.
>>1209901
>qhy
>>1209885
The Cap better return soon
>>1209873
The rusty trombones
>New Day is dropping the belts to the Jersey Shore
Why can't it be the vaudevillains? I think that'd be cool
>>1209889
English crowds are reddit the crowd.
You can not refute this.
>>1209887
>>1209805
>glocknade
Absolutely bylat
>>1209885
The New Day headbanging, air guitaring, and marking out to Seth's theme is still one of my favorite things they've done.
they call themselves 'the fags'
>>1209891
Vince rewards loyalty. Have you seen how much Mark Henry makes?
>>1209887
>>1209887
God I hope redditors get brain cancer
>>1209916
>>New Day is dropping the belts
>Smarks think they know booking
When did you realize rusev was the goat?
>tank
>dog ziggler
>hug me boss
>TV champion
I always knew they'd make a good group but when they finally came out after weeks of will they or won't they they had me doubting with that shitty face run
>>1209901
It truly is a show for children
>mfw Shane booked RAWs are actually better
TYBShane
>>1209908
Yeah it's underwhelming as fuck and reminds me of those cringed promos they did with the gospel singers.
What is sex between Rusev and Lana like?
>>1209903
>Crossfit Jesus wins the WHC and US title
>New Day still Tag Champs
>Big E is IC Champion
>>1209908
If anything, they'd do the 2-Live Crew version of it.
>>1209927
they don't need to belts to be over as fuck
I think it would make more sense for them to drop it
>>1209887
>diet Owens diet
I chuckled a bit
>>1209928
>hugs Vince
>gets literally cucked MULTIPLE times and buried the following weeks
>>1209922
>he calls them his "freedom fries".
>>1209928
When I found out Lana was his girlfriend
>>1209891
>I'm the best in the world
Kek
>>1209887
>white women can't enjoy black things
>they must all love my boring NEET hobbies
>>1209918
All WWE crowds are reddit: the crowd. That's their target audience now
Deal with it cuck
>>1209938
"no"
>>1209934
Sweaty, loud, and very hairy
Friendly reminder that CM Punk beat The Shield by himself.
Has Barrett gone for real?
I actually marked out when he announced the new day
>>1209948
Not my BK niggas fuccboi
>>1209887
kek
>>1209935
I would literally and unironically mark the fuck out.
>>1209952
should join Wyatts desu
>>1209945
More like this please
>>1209934
Salty milk and coins.
>>1209951
Friendly reminder that Roman Reigns beat CM Punk
>>1209948
Thats just not true. Canadian crowds shit on everything and have been labelled bizarro world by Vince.
>Tl;dr Canadian crowds = /wwe/
>>1209887
LITERAL KEKS
>>1209887
>ledditors are cucks
who would've thought?
NEW DAY ARE FACES NOW
It's a shame Xavier Wood's intelligence is getting destroyed every time he steps in the ring
>>1209954
Burger King?
>>1209951
Guess who ate the pin and after what move.
>>1209952
His contract expires in June iirc, so It wouldn't surprise me if they drag him out to humiliate him one last time.
>>1209935
>>1209934
>RUSEV CRUSH!
>>1209945
There needs to be more of these.
>>1209954
A carter is you.
>>1209818
gyno
>>1209971
Brooklyn you fat fuck
>>1209945
The trumpet is really funny.
>>1209972
That's right! Dean Ambrose after Roman's spear!
>>1209805
>you cucked me for the last time
>britain
>white
>>1209982
I fucking cringed when Orton's spine landed on the sharp corner of the TV
Bullet Club will join Balor instead. They will all give AJ a beatdown
>>1209982
man when Orton landed on that fucking monitor, I thought he was going to end up out of the match but he carried on like a true fucking pro
>>1209965
Do they make Benoit chants?
What's the appeal of 4v4 tag matches?
>>1209887
>2016
>not having a bull
>>1209989
The two whitest people on the roster are British and Irish mate.
>>1209993
he always gets fucked by inanimate objects haha
>>1210000
Waste of torn quads.
Did jap moot put the word filters back on?
cuck baka senpai desu
>>1209976
Yeah it sucks that they stop making them
This match is boring.
How should they have done the invasion angle?
What was the tubas name that xavier woods used to use?
>>1210001
So do your mom hehe
>>1209989
>the current WWE champion isn't white
>>1209976
>>1210006
they shouldn't have
>>1209998
Us cucks have all the luck
>>1209996
to preserve the 1on1s for the ppv but still make you hope they're both in the ring at some point for a preview.
>>1209954
I have found the McDonalds wrestling community to be very nice people, although the majority of them are young african americans. You should post there.
>>1210013
I guess that makes some sense
>>1210009
What doc is this from? He looks young.
>>1210010
That's actually one of my favorite.
>watching Sky Sports ads
>"Nice one, Vince. Another recipe for disaster."
TOP KEK
>>1210003
>implying the GOAT stable would play second fiddle to the Peashooter Posse
Maryse should do lesbian stuff with Lana at ringside.
Has there ever been any non-white European wrestlers in the WWE?
>>1210029
Rusev
>>1209995
woo woo woo you know it
>>1210029
Yeah
>>1210009
From the background I'd guess the Westboro one.
B A R E
U
M
Cesaro
post wwe babes
>>1210010
>>1210005
I really wish whoever made them actually got themselves known too, cause I dunno where to get them except for google searching.
>>1210029
Layla
>>1210024
>implying nWo is the GOAT stable
Topkek
>>1210041
wrestling with text
Does Del Rio ever get credit for anything?
His ring work is top notch IMO
someone repost the spoilers. I want to know what else is worth watching
>>1210042
I wish she was still around
>>1210041
I remember a punk/Bryan one
>>1210042
>You will never get BROWNED by Layla
Why live?
>>1210051
D'lo Brown.
>>1209928
Tanks. For sure.
>>1210055
Isn't D Low slang for being a closet faggot?
>>1210052
I got you!
>>1210048
>John Cena returns and defeats Kalisto for US Championship
>Batista makes surprise appearence
>Finn Balor debuts in demon attire and was so sp00ky everyone ran out of the arena
>>1210053
>Shame us
>>1210038
i liked this, aroused me
>Belly to Booty
Fire cole please
Who are the two old fucks in the crowd?
>>1209904
>>1209919
>>1209925
>>1209926
>>1209939
>>1209947
>>1209955
>>1209960
>>1209966
>>1209967
>white women can't enjoy anything black
>they must always love my boring white neckbeard hobbies and nothing else
>I'm a paranoid racist so alpha
literally 18+
>cesaro section
not buying his merch LEL
>>1210047
Not lately, people were all over him as the Mexican aristocrat and his work in LU/AAA
I always thought he was top tier performer in all aspects but lately he hasn't been really getting the best matches
>>1210065
That is what it is called, kiddo.
muh dad
>>1210066
Paiges pop pops and mom moms
WOOOOOOO
New Day should hold all the titles.
Also the old man with the hat for Kofi should get free tickets.
>the RAW broadcast team will never be Mauro and Corey Graves
why live?
I'm so tired of Ric Flair
Can he just actually retire now?
>>1210067
>guys look what 4chan said about this thing
>dude who cares
they have a sub reddit dedicated to 4chan
LOL
>>1210038
>>1210067
>Colour
Wow even Sheamus updates his moveset.
Fucking Sheamus is more entertaining than Roman.
>>1210074
That's James Corbin's parents
He's a really late night talk show host here in the US, he's also English.
As part of his show he sends his parents everywhere to be wacky and silly old people
>>1210068
Thats reddit for ya
>>1210047
>top notch
>almost killed AJ last week on smackdown by botching a top-rope reverse suplex and spiking AJ on his head
Damn Charlotte got the bantz for Ranallo
>BRET HART AT PAYBACK
WHAT
>BRET HART AT PAYBACK
WHAT
>BRET HART AT PAYBACK
WHAT
>BRET HART AT PAYBACK
WHAT
BASED BRET
>Bret's coming to Payback
Didn't those 4 do this EXACT same thing back at NXT a year ago?
>>1210044
Thanks.
>ref gets pulled out of ring
>DQ
>no actually interference in the match
stupid shit
They should have ended the Miz/Ryder match when Ryders dad pushed Miz
But rules don't mean shit anyway
>Bret Hart
>Not Natalya's actual father Jim Neidhart
nattie is so fucking thick
also based BRET
mfw I realized that Swagger is Biff Tannen's son
A BRA???
We get it natty he has cancer
So at Payback, Nattie gets to experience the Chicago Screwjob
Have I missed anything worth watching or can I skip to right now?
BRET FUCKING HART IS COMING BACK
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST RHE BEST THEBBSE TBRBE SVDF VS SVDVFB S.A. VSBT THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST RHE BESET BTBE SET THE BEST THE THE THE BEST TH W BEST THE BEST RHEB RBEBSBT. TBENSHHRBTBEBRBEBRBRBBRBHEHEBEBEBDHDHDBDHDHDHD THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>women need men in their corners to help them
>old man overpowers woman and is the biggest deciding factor in mania match
State of your womens division
>>1210082
>James Corbin
I'm American, tripfag. You mean James Corden?
Will this be natties opportunity?
Vince will still probably shit on her.
She'll have that belt longer than Reigns has his
>>1210084
that was a freak accident when AJ's foot caught the rope
>It's a Bret the Shitman Hart appearance
BORING
>>1210098
Hello, McFly! Anybody Home? Think McFly, Think!
>>1210075
>Vince get a heart attack and dies tonight
>Massive changes made by Haitch (and probably not Shane) immediately after death
>Cole is relegated to Smackdown
>Styles win championship
Bret who?
>>1210094
Putting your hands on the ref is supposed to be an instant DQ, but they only call it when they want to.
>>1210095
Neidhart can barely stand anymore, he is so fucked up on drugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMDzSUhGxmE
>>1210106
Oh yeah, that's how you spell his name.
His parents are pretty great
>>1210102
PLEASE GUYS
>>1210109
PUT A S IN FRONT OF HITMAN AND YOULL GET MY EXACT THOUGHTS ON BRET HART
>>1210084
Nah, AJ's foot was caught in the rope. And AJ saved it btw, it was all forearm against the mat.
Del Rio is pretty botchy though.
>>1210095
Even counting the Cancer, Neidhart is more fucked up than Bret
>>1210100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ECxqBkfSVI
So in terms of kayfabe, anyone who knows the Sharpshooter is related to Bret Hart except the Rock?
>Bret Hart
Literally who?
Is WWE pulling out more unknowns like at the hall of fame?
Shits boring.
