Based Cool Hands sub-edition
1st for the divafag holocaust
Only diva I care to watch desu
>>1195818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exOFTeylxEo
"I'm not the one who steals things."
Absolutely 100% BTFO
>>1195826
>deleting the only shitpost free wrestling threads
>>1195834
Sashafag shitposts plenty in here. Still, nothing compares to the cancer that is /wwe/
>>1195834
>divafagthreads
>shitpost free
Literally every post in theese threads are shitposting
>>1195857
>this is the state of sashafag now
>>1195818
Who's going to go over in this feud? It would be smart to have Emma at least look good. Having the horsewomen dominate the division is going to get stale really fast, as much as I like them. Sasha vs. Becky and Charlotte vs. Becky has already been done to death.
>>1195869
Hopefully it's not just a one and done feud and they can have both of them come out looking credible.
Please stop saving your virginity for her and have sex already.
>>1195875
Yeah I'm hoping for at least 2 matches. One in the next couple weeks then one at Payback. I'm looking forward to it because as far as I know Becky and Emma have never faced each other in a one on one match before so it'll be fresh.
>>1195877
but Becky is cute
>>1195875
Seems like it will be. Relegated to a raw fallout video plus a pre-show match. I don't think this feud is going anywhere past payback.
The problem with this feud is that Emma needs to build her status and Becky needs to continue her momemtum.
Also thanks based cool hands for taking care of the irish goddess of war
>>1195893
>pre-show match
As long as it isn't a 5 minute match ending in a rollup I'm fine with this. They should get a good 13-15 minutes.
They might just throw it on the main card to make it look like they're serious about muh revolution this time.
>>1195899
I think Paige jobbed to Emma on this weeks smackdown which will help her a bit
Paige is in full JUST mode right now desu.
>>1195907
Also seems like Paige motivation its going down, i mean im not a fan of her ring work but she is solid, but know she is aimless like most of the roster.
>>1195899
True. Having these two feud could be a mistake because both need to look good and WWE struggles with preventing one sided feuds.
Tbh it should be Sasha feuding with and putting over Emma. She's been so heavily protected that she can easily afford a loss or two, and she's more credible than Becky is at this point.
>>1195922
>wins the main roster championship on her first day
>gets on a realtively popular reality tv show
>still very young
>fucking it up
She has had the most massive push since roman reigns, she has only herself to blame.
>>1195929
>sasha
>losing
will never happen until she's actually a heel again
>>1195943
Sure, but it should happen before that. She's extremely stale because you know she'll win every single match. I don't get why they gave her of all people this year long undefeated streak.
> another beC+ketty samefag general
What happened to the numbers you sad samefagging cunt?
El oh el
>>1195956
Kys
>>1195956
>caring about numbers
the autism is real
>>1195899
> continue her momentum
> he thinks beC+ketty has momentum
>>1195976
So that's what Becky means when she says she's going to take someone's arm...
>>1195905
Hopefully this also means based Mauro is calling it.
>>1195987
The sound of him saying ''THE IRISH LASSKICKER BECKY LYNCH'' is forever burned into my brain
>>1195993
>She's known as the Irish Lass Kicker from Ireland
>wow!
>>1196012
Can't wait until the yearly UK Raw
>and we are just a few hours up the road from the home city of our own irish lasskicker!
>haha just like McGregor, Maggle!
>>1196022
Isnt this next monday an UK RAW???
>>1196037
It is. I always look forward to them because British crowds are based.
>>1196022
>no neville here in London tonight guys which is a shame for his hometown 5 minutes up the road in Newcastle..
>THEY NEED SOME CHEERING UP MAGGLE, THE NEWCASTLE UNITED ARE DOING AWFUL THIS SEASON
>>1196045
Speaking about the premiership, Has Leicester already secured the title????
>>1196049
not yet, if they win 3 out of there next 5 they're guaranteed to win it though
They're basically at the point where they'd need to choke hard to drop it.
http://bruiserminody.tumblr.com/post/113482975845/actyaaasukawa-becky-lynch-doesnt-like-beef
>"I don't like beef."
What did she mean by this?
>>1196093
I think she said that because of the other wrestler that is dressed as cow.
Or, if youre are tlaking in carny galore, it meant that she is a lesbian.
>>1196093
>I not beef. my name is (unintelligible gook speak)
>MOOOOOOO
>Rigth now what would been WWE female dream matches????
-Asuka vs Becky
-Asuka vs Charlotte
-Asuka vs Nattie
-Asuka vs Sasha
-Bayley vs Nattie???
<---Also
>>1196130
Alexa Bliss vs. anyone
Would you kiss her pits?
Why does Finn never make eye contact with her?
>>1196593
He's ashamed
>>1196130
asuka vs charolette, chokes out rick flair when he tries to interfere
>>1196593
Because the shadow of fucking an underage Becky still haunts his person
>>1196593
he's thinking of his legos
>>1196609
Honestly this makes Finn look like a "nice" guy, because he feels remorse, thanks based cool hands.
Seriously tough, Finn seems like a cool dude like most of this new roster, males and females, not like the old days when a lot of people were huge assholes, maybe they are vanilla but at least are more sane.
>>1196569
You think Cool Hands does?
>>1196140
>>1196617
>Dating a manlet
Jesus, Becky is a saint.
>>1196629
Kek seriously that looks funny, how tall is cool hands really???
>>1196632
Billed at 5'6"
>>1196635
Damn!!!
I tought that he was more like 5'8'', but 5'6'' is really short he surely competes at featherweight or bantamweight.
>>1196629
Women don't aren't all obsessed with the same qualities, unless you're from /r9k/ that is. Doesn't make her a saint, just a normal person.
Besides, you think Enzo Amore doesn't get mad pussy?
>>1196639
Is just a work anon, not a shoot, nothing wrong with her dating cool hands, or cool hands being short.
>>1196642
reflects positively on her personally desu
>>1196648
yeah she seems like a cool girl desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJVLWy6AwJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la4cWOJzU34
>>1196642
I thought you were implying it's somehow remarkable, but I see now you just meant she isn't a typical whore.
>>1196639
Enzo has qt girlfriend
>>1196130
Asuka vs. Becky
Asuka vs. Charlotte
Asuka vs. Sasha
>Natalya and WWE Women's Champion Charlotte are currently scheduled to have singles matches for the title at the May 1st WWE Payback pay-per-view and the May 22nd Extreme Rules pay-per-view.
>The original plan was to do Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte but the decision was made to hold off on Banks going for the title until SummerSlam. It looks like Sasha will be winning the title at SummerSlam, something that was planned for WrestleMania 32 until Becky Lynch was added to the match.
Looks like Becky is done as a title contender for 2016. Charlotte and Sasha will probably feud until like September, then Bayley takes over all the way until Mania after which Sasha will get her rematches.
>>1196898
Did anyone really expect anything else?
>>1196898
Sasha Botch had better learn how to wrestle before summer slam. Eva Marie literally had a cleaner performance at WM than her.
>>1196898
What are you expecting? Becky's not a frontrunner to them, that much has already been confirmed. But i'm confident she'll get a title run at some point in her career.
Did they?
>>1196986
yes they did, they changed womens wrestling in the wwe.
>>1196990
>implying it wasn't Paige
Been wrestling since the womb m8. Had her first five star classic at age 4.
>>1196986
Charlotte and Becky have definitely fingered each other on the road
>>1196898
Don't worry, she'll job in the June or July PPV to get Charlotte some heat.
>>1196898
Nattie and Becky jobber club for life
>>1197077
>mfw
There comes a point when using the same fall guy over and over completely kills any interest in them and gives zero heat to the opponent. Look at Ziggler. Nobody cares about him anymore because he just got jobbed out to the point where a win over him means nothing. They will effectively kill off the biggest babyface in the women's divison (until Bayley comes) if they throw Becky under the bus again.
>>1197097
The problem is that Bayley is coming at some point so the WWE probably aren't worried about Becky losing heat. At least she actually has a feud right now unlike Banks who they've realised only gets over when she's off TV and the WE WANT SASHA chants start again.
>>1197107
The context was she lied about her age to get into Finn's wrestling school which was 16+
>>1197102
According to falconarrow, Becky is basically going to be the backup in case Bayley (or whoever) ever gets injured and they need a new babyface in the title picture for a while. It could be worse I guess.
I'm actually annoyed that Sasha doesn't have a feud, because the biggest problem she has right now is that she's gotten zero buildup on the main roster. I don't see the sense in continuing that and giving her squash matches against Summer. She's going to be one boring champ if this keeps up. How long til we have sashawinslol
>>1197108
And then he shagged her
>>1197113
>finn
>not a virgin
>>1197118
Reminder that Karl Anderson said Finn slays vag on the reg
>>1196569
God yes
>>1197095
They absolutely need to be champs together if they ever bring in a women's tag team championship
>>1197124
based Karl protecting kayfabe
>>1197370
I definitely get the vibe that he's very awkward around her from that documentary.
>>1197214
kek
>>1196648
>wearing the shirt of your boyfriend
>>1196614
Why should I like someone who gets casual pussy? Her being underage gives me all the more reason to hate the potato cunt.
>>1197401
How else would coolhand sell some merch?
>>1197402
well i dont know if he did an underage Becky, thats what im saying, anyways i dont like Balor wrestling i fnd it very vanilla and overhyped
>>1197410
kek
>>1197410
Cool hands debut when
>>1197443
Would Cool Hands vs Balor draw?
>>1197463
Of course
>inb4 Becky turns on Cool Hands to help Finn win only to get rejected as usual
>>1197463
No, marks wouldnt like two vanilla midgets having a match, when they can see mighty John Cena vs Samoan BbyGurl Roman Reigns for the title of the Universe
>>1197481
>becky turns on Cool Hands to side with Balor
4 LYF
>>1197488
Would mark if she actually joined them
>>1197493
would be 2sweet
>>1197525
He's banging Becky at the moment.
Lucky bastard
>>1197533
machine gun already has a #hotasianwife
>>1197536
Doesn't mean his dick won't get hard if he sees becky in doggy style
She suits it
>>1198045
>covering the tummy
>>1198104
>wanting to see how fat she is
What is wrong with you mate?
>>1197370
Is he full of cringe because he's ashamed for fucking a underage girl or because wants do her again?
>>1198298
both
>>1197463
> B-aloring
> drawing
El oh
>>1197463
Is he a UFC fighter?
>>1198298
>yfw Balor is a bi-sexual demon who cant draw a dime
jk
http://bluekneeofdestiny.tumblr.com/post/98348272269/prince-devitt-when-he-did-bg-east
>>1198368
yeah
I have found the Becky/Devitt tape search for
SLAMpeg 57
in:
http://www.slampegs.com/page1.html
>>1198375
did they
Do girls always get this attached to you if you take their virginity?
>>1198533
Only autistic ones like Becky
>>1198549
Wait, I though Balor was the Autist. Which one is it?
>>1198533
i feel a bit sad for her desu
she loves him dearly but senpai will never notice her
>>1198560
Balor is an alpha who has a strange hobby
Becky is a full on aspie
>>1198565
Balor is too busy getting with Bayley. It's a shame though. I really like Becky.
>>1198570
She is a cute aspie tho.
>>1197401
Probably gets it free. Who wouldnt wear free shirts
>>1198582
Finn must be an ass man, a cardinal sin in Ireland
>>1198595
Fo sho
>>1198599
Did you say an ass man?????
>>1198606
> dat butterface
>>1197130
Did they?
>>1199140
YOU
>>1199151
Becky/Charlotte are the otp desu
>>1199174
>not Baecky
>>1197130
Add one 18 inch rubber cylinder and you have the greatest 'i quit' match of all time
>>1196569
i would lick them and suck on them all day
>>1195818
I think Becky is beautiful.
Body is ok.
Red hair detracts from her facial beauty
>>1197463
>midget match
What did you think about Emma's mtch in tonights smackdown?????
>>1199453
Pretty shit m8.
>>1199465
yeah specially the ending sucked aussies balls
So do you guys actually watch diva matches for the wrestling or just for their appearance?
Your as bad as female fans on Roman if you do
Beckys gonna be one hell of a milf desu
>>1199477
Actually for eye candy, but sometimes it can turn into good a match
>>1199482
kek, honestly she has a pretty face and fit body, of the main roster divas i think hse has one of the prettiest faces.
>>1196986
Is baylet fucking crying? Is Charlotte post op?
>>1199453
Emma is a bogan
I missed my calling, lads.
>>1199681
kek, dafuq is that anon????
what is supposed to show??? vagina penis fit affinity???
>>1199715
>http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
I think so.
>>1199477
I watch for the wrestling
>>1199453
Well it was pretty much a squash and with a shitter like Paige so there's not much one can do with that.
>>1199477
Wrestling.
>>1199477
I only watch the women who can actually wrestle. I skipped the Wrestlemania tag match but watched the triple threat. I want to see an enjoyable match, not tits and arse.
>There's an inset Emma promo where she says she used to be a happy, quirky girl and got rejected, only to see Becky Lynch embraced for it. She says she'll show Becky that nice girls finish last
Emma seething. I look forward to the battle of the aspies
when?
>>1200072
Soon.
>>1200072
>a jobber
>in a pushed stable
enjoy being buried by Evil Emma
>Becky will never not look like a carrot again
Why live
>>1195818
Why is she christian now?
>>1200328
There are quite a few very religious wrestlers.
>>1200328
The torch was passed from one jannetty to another
>>1197111
THIS.
>ps4 controller
Becky confirmed patrician
>>1197533
I think it's hilarious that people on here actually knows who wrestlers are fucking and not.
18+
and PLEASE, have sex.
>>1200408
>video games
>patrician at all
Go away /v/
>>1200408
>consoles
>patrician
> /asp/ patrician
>>1200445
Settle down
>>1200438
>PCuck
>>1200454
>He bought a nogaems 4
>>1200459
>not getting both
>>1200462
Yeah desu I don't care about platform wars
I just get systems that have games that appeal to me. There's no brand loyalty involved
>>1200464
If only the waifu war folks had this same mentality
Just popping into the thread to say - Becky Lynch is sooooooooo fucking hot. She has something about her! She's so fun and playful, laid back, gorgeous and a great women wrestler!
Out of the four horsewomen, i would very much like to ride her most!
Great thread btw guys!
>>1200804
Pure autism
>>1201168
What is this move called?
>>1201197
Rolling cradle or someshit like that, Kenta Kobashi and Terry Funk used it but is supposed to end in a pin-fall.
>>1201211
>>1201215
This becky was the best becky
>>1201211
>has abs
>gets fat
>wears shirts and corsets
just a potato being a potato
>>1195818
>Being so awful you forget to kick out from a move as basic as the emma sandwich
>>1197370
>I know some dudes on the indy circuit that trained with Balor in LA. They said he's pretty much full of cringe whenever she's around because he fucked her and she won't leave him alone
Wew even neckbeards get off to tumblr-tier shipping eh?
>>1201938
(You)
> botC+hetty feuding with E+mma
El oh el
Where was botC+hetty on raw i didnt see her lads?
>>1201769
Those thighs could strangle an elephant
>>1202304
>Where was botC+hetty on raw i didnt see her lads?
Yeah I don't recall seeing Sasha either.
>Bex has to spend every night until Summerslam jobbing to Charlotte at live events
>She will job in her hometown next week
How you want your credibility fAm
>>1202532
>jobbing to charlotte
she's jobbing to emma m8
>>1202585
They're just having fun Maggle! Haha I love it
>>1202585
That's how you reverse an inside cradle. It just so happens, you can reverse the reversal in the same fashion, since it is a symmetrical pin. this is done all the time in comic relief matches. This is fitting because becky and sasha are both jokes.
>>1202304
Botchetty hasn't been on since that Summer Rae match weirdly
>>1202609
They're waiting for the neckbeards to start their chants again
If Emma vs. Becky is one throwaway 5 minute match on SD I will kill myself
>>1201994
Are you saying it didn't happen smarky?
>Literally ruining the finish of a match by forgetting to kick out
>>1203208
(you)
>>1202710
>This mad no one chants for le irish boremistress
>She was literally crying at ringside at the rumble when everyone was cheering for Sasha
Wew
>>1203208
Are you retarded?
>>1203220
>207 replies
>57 posters
Pathetic
>>1199681
I you're going to censor your surname, you should've done that on the url field also.
>>1203243
Are you?
>>1203247
>and only 47 images
Post more Bex.
>>1203247
> mfw 55 of those IPs are all the beC+ketty samefagger
>>1203247
What's pathetic is that you're so familiar with 4chan posting trends that those statistics mean anything to you.
>>1203334
>get btfo for being a basement dwelling virgin
>y-you're just pathetic for looking at my neckbeard virgin general!
state of you m80
>>1203387
That was literally my first post, which you should know seeing as you're keeping such a close eye on the post count. Don't even know what you were discussing nor do I care.
>>1203395
>coming into a thread to argue
k y s
y
s
>>1203264
>>1203395
Please stop giving the autistic shitposter attention. He lurks every single Becky thread.
>>1203404
>>1203247
>4 posts per ip
Shocking...
a real 4chan thread has 207 posts, 207 ips
or 400 posts and 34 ips like /wwe/
>>1203396
Came in to make a point, now I'm done. Meme away if it makes you feel less pathetic.
>>1203411
You will never smile and look at Becky, then she returns her smile to you.
Why even live???
>>1203520
Pathetic post mate. kys you fucking whiny faggot
>>1203420
This. These morons are so used to shitposting threads to oblivion that they just can't comprehend actual wrestling discussion taking place, which there is often more of in 'waifu' generals than the main general. Not to mention that the general can barely even break 35-40 IPs outside of big events.
>>1203520
>Why even live???
To view that gif
>>1203523
lol, i was joking i expected some posts about aying this kind of stuff, for example:
you will never et high with RVD, why even live??
or
you will never bury B players with HHH, etc.
Lads
Do you remember when becketty forgot to kick out at 2 and ate the pin against Emma even though it was the literal one time she wasnt meant to? because that is all she knows how to do?
Just remembered it, made me chuckle and thought i would share it with you
#JUSTPOTATOJOBBERTHINGS
>>1203582
What are you talking about mate?
The old general is on 80+ ips with multiple deletions
80 is higher than 35-40
Can you not count like lynC+hetty cant count?
>>1203609
That's all potatoes are good for. Sheamus is now a main event jobber. Becky was a main event jobber, now a mid card jobber. And once Balor gets called up, he will peak as a mid card jobber.
>>1203649
There's no such thing as a female main eventer you thick cunt.
>literally just spamming the thread with consecutive shitposts and samefagging shamelessly
Is this what it's like when a little autistic kid spergs out and throws a fit? Kek. By all means keep embarrassing yourself.
>>1203264
>>1203668
> too scared to give a (you) so passive aggressively posts instead and replies anyway
Lol what a beta fraggle you are
>>1203745
You finally admit you just crave the yous, good. That's the first step to recovery.
>>1203745
>fraggle
Anyone who uses this word is an omega loser that deserves to be shot. Pathetic.
>>1203750
They're dragging old man ric out even for live events? Geez.
>>1203750
>ywn go to a live event
The matches seem like more fun than the televised ones
>>1203111
Of course it will be. If your name isn't Sasha, Bayley or Charlotte then WWE doesn't care about you.
>>1203799
God forbid a heel get a clean win here and there even if it's off tv
What would sex with her be like lads?
>>1204967
She makes you wear demon paint and a Finn shirt
>>1204967
Great if you look like Finn, otherwise like a dead fish
>>1204967
Very rustley because of the bag over her head
>>1205461
She is very cute. Why does Finn not love her?
>>1205491
She's autistic and doesn't have a big booty
>>1205502
But finn is also autistic and irish
Your comment makes no sense at all
>>1205505
It is true that her booty pales in comparison to Bayley's. Finn must be an ass man.
little pancake titties
>>1205505
Finn is alpha desu
>>1205508
So new it hurts
Finn is irish
He does not like booty
Also he is an obvious homo
