>>1175320
>Sasha and Bliss edition
ftfy
>>1175320
Look more like Alexa Bliss twins
>>1175320
What happened to Bretchad? Haven't seen him posting in a while
USHIGOROSHI BY AJ STYLES!!!
>>1175320
>inb4 deleted
>>1175333
Based Mauro. Cole needs to fuck off and they need to call him up. If not how about replacinf that useless shit Byron Saxton. Half the time I forget hes there. How hes still working as a fucking commentator for a main show with Mauro around is beyond me. Its like Vince wants his casual viewers to not know what the fuck is going on or learn about wrestling moves
>>1175339
>Its like Vince wants his casual viewers to not know what the fuck is going on or learn about wrestling moves
Probably because he doesn't.
>>1175334
I don't like the Bellas or Sasha, but they have LONG horselike faces. Alexa Bliss' face however is smaller and goblinlike to a zeka baby.
>>1175320
Benoit yourself, /b/ kid
>>1175339
>wanting mauro to be subjected to vince screaming in his ear what to say and calling him bitch, pussy, fucker and whatever expletives vince likes to say
he would quit an hour into raw.
>>1175339
Michael Cole has tenure, and Mauro is probably on Smackdown to make that show more legitimate and less of a B-show. Also Byron is a color commentator, Mauro is play by play.
>>1175347
Byron serves no purpose. JBL is the color commentator. Byron is supposed the bring the bantz betwern heel and face commentators like Jerry Lawler does.
I honestly have no idea why Byron is there at all. He brings nothing to the table. He was only useful giving Roman the blood pack that one time.
>>1175357
He's there so JBL has somebody to bully for cheap laughs
>>1175357
still got the biggest chant and cheers on raw on monday when they were chanting for the announcers.
BASED B-SAX
DUBBA DUBBA E
>>1175357
He is black, thats the reason. Its not even a big secret.
>>1175363
I legit believe JBL has sexually harassed him backstage but Byron fears telling HR because of JBL being Vince's pal.
>>1175376
Why is a cat lady wearing a refs uniform and break dancing in the ring?
>>1175382
HHH is very high on byron, he helped a shit ton in early NXT.
Also byron is younger and more in shape than JBL he could beat the shit out of JBL, I think one day we will see that as a storyline.
>>1175380
> black man
> white noise on commentary
>>1175384
IT'S CALLED STREET PERFORMING YOU IDIOT
>>1175394
kek
When the fuck is SethGOD coming back?
>>1175404
Soon god willing, the ratings could stand to go a bit lower.
>>1175404
June-July probably
>>1175404
I want him back under the promise it's not in the WWEWHC.
The title NEED some fucking freshness breathed into it right now. Not just an insular hot potato.
This is why I liked Big Gold. It gave them a little more space to play around with dishing out top titles, whereas the WWE Title was their play-it-safe piece of stale shit.
>>1175404
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR RATINGS PHAM!?
Seth Rollins closes out WrestleMania as WWE Champ:
> 5.35 MILLION viewers for RAW
Roman Reigns closes out WrestleMania as WWE Champ:
> 4.08 million viewers for RAW
>>1175427
>some smarks killed themselves out of autistic rage that Roman won
An acceptable loss.
>>1175427
>Something interesting happens
>Good ratings
>Something dis-interesting happens
>Bad ratings
Haha wow.
>>1175427
NCAA Championship game on during Raw.
>>1175427
There was a huge basketball game on this past Monday, anon.
>>1175404
After the Crossfit Games. He's out in the crowd marking out year after year for Froning n shit.
1 (you)=1 week sooner for BMJ to return
>>1175427
>THERE WAS A BIG BASKETBALL GAME
>Raw after mania 2014 was even higher than last year's and it also had a NCAA championship game that night
>>1175440
He's not back already?
I figured they were keeping him off Raw to get people hyped for next week or some shit.
>>1175430
>NCAA Championship game on during Raw.
So what?
They've gone up against the NCAA championship before
Even in 2014 they drew 5 million viewers up against the game
>>1175451
>2013/2014 Twitter wasn't the same as now.
Lol what
Yes it was
>>1175454
It really wasn't. It's changed a lot in three years.
>>1175451
That's the stupidest shit I've heard so far today on /asp/ and theres a "which diva's farts do you want sniff" thread up
>>1175456
Link studies or sources or fuck off
>>1175451
lol what kind of fucking excuse is that?
Even FACEBOOK has had the trending sidebar since late 2013.
Reigns is just actively unappealing. Buhlee Dat.
>>1175428
those smark tears were delicious.
>>1175464
Literally nothing has changed you fucking autist
>>1175464
I've had it since 2010 and literally nothing has changed since the internet went fully mainstream in like 2011/2012
>>1175465
You didn't answer my question.
I'm guessing you're one of those jaded people that thinks you're too good to use social media, so you commenting on it means your opinion is automatically invalid.
>>1175339
How is Kevin Owens fat?
The guy is always wrestling and his style is not ponderous or slow in the slightest. He must work out as well.
seriously how much is he fucking eating? He should be much slimmer given how active he is.
>>1175468
The Internet went mainstream in 2006, kid.
>>1175469
and you still haven't linked any sources or anything
roman autists are this desperate to defend their guy
>>1175471
>He must work out as well
He literally doesn't.
>>1175473
It went "mainstream" in the mid 90s technically, I mean when literally EVERYONE had internet and social media and everything became "connected" and "social"
>>1175476
So you're not going to answer my question because I'm telling the truth about you, right?
>>1175480
I've been using twitter since 2013
>>1175481
Sure you have.
>>1175483
can't watch Raw on the network moron
>>1175469
>I'm guessing you're one of those jaded people that thinks you're too good to use social media,
It must be easy to convince yourself that you've won the argument when you imagine the opposition.
>>1175490
It is, thanks. Have a good day!
>>1175477
He was literally hired after HHH personally watched him do a workout session
>>1175471
Its a mystery. He reminds me alot of Roy Nelson in UFC. Both of them have got big bellies but holy fuck are they fast and can they go. Its what makes them unique. HE HAS lost weight since coming to WWE. Go look at him in the indies and look at how much of a fucking snorlax he is
>>1175489
Holy fuck, really?
>lol buy our network that our flagship show isn't on
State of the WWE the fuck is this shit
>>1175491
> being THIS salty over Roman not drawing
Polite reminder that the RAW after the Royal Rumble where Reigns LOST the WWE Title is the highest-rated episode of 2016.
>>1175494
They have a contract with Hulu still, so they legally can't put current RAWs on the network until a few months after they air.
>>1175479
Are you kidding? Noone had social media mid 90s
>>1175496
LOL NIIIICE MAN
Have a good day!
>>1175499
The second half of that was meant for 2011/2012, not the mid 90s
if you weren't autistic you could have pieced that together
>>1175500
Havin' a better one than you are, clearly.
> getting BTFO so hard all he can do is passive-aggressively say "have a nice day"
>>1175503
>thinking people can read your mind through text
Bro...
>>1175496
That only proves that based Haitch is a draw.
>>1175503
Would MSN Chat rooms qualify as social media? I used to use those growing up and a pedophile almost raped me.
>>1175506
Everyone already knew that
>>1175504
In all seriousness, this is exactly what Vince wants. It's Cena all over again. The IWC getting into internet arguments about "the top guy" with one side justifying him and the other not. Honestly, I just don't care about WWE's product anymore. Only watching out of habit.
>>1175511
Vince wants lower ratings and less money?
>>1175513
Vince was a discussion.
The reason Cena was in the main events was because everyone was doing something when he came out.
The same thing is happening to Reigns, good or bad.
>>1175514
Except that Cena did polarize crowds, Reigns either gets booed the fuck out or just doesn't get much of a reaction.
Baron Corbin is an asshole IRL top lol i love it
>>1175529
IRL Top? Did he fuck you in the ass?
>>1175541
KEK
>>1175541
>you are now imagining Corbin's sad-belly contorting into a mixture of different emotions as he pumps during a porno
roman reigns superman punch hornswoggle
>>1175541
>>1175546
wwe roman raign worl hevayweight champions ship of the world and bron strowman match
>>1175555
>thinking this won't actually happen
>>1175555
quads don't lie, main event of wm33 ready.
>>1175541
Big Banter would be proud of that one. All Hail.
Is Dean Mark having a breakdown again
roman reigns superman punch connor the crusher
roman rain i lov you. hate pig kevins owens!!
I ax you wicc boi definily in yo fave fahv tonite /wwe/?
>>1175541
Is it now common consensus that New Day's promos have fully slid into shitty WWE-tier humour with the occasional fleeting moment of funniness?
Xavier's ringside shtick is still fun doe.
>>1175616
They're WWE faces
You have no wiggle room as WWE faces
>>1175576
romun rain com to islamabad befores he ever go to sewer india
>>1175594
The whole roster
>>1175621
They'll get boo'ed again possibly. They're gonna fall into that trap. They need to be rude faces, gotta be kinda heelish in their act. Smarmy pricks who do good.
They debuted as faces, it went horribly.
Just watched Smackdown legally:
>I like this Roman
>The state of Kalisto
>BFFs reference
>I don't remember Maryse having such a thick french accent
>Based Mauro with a Dean Douglas reference
>The Miz: 1x WWEHC, 2x US Champ, 5x IC Champ, 6 Tag Team Champ
>Jesus
>Zack's Rated R knee pads
>lol @ Social Outcasts
>BIG BANTZ
>Becky's eye
>Emma needs Dana Brooke desu
>Kevin is so fat
>Cesaro's Superman thing is going to get old real quick.
>King can finally pronounce USHIGOROSHI
>Billy Kidman sighting
Really decent show. Jericho is so good right now. Also, I don't know why, I have a feeling that Summer Rae might become champion this year.
>>1175627
yeah but the faces they debuted as are on another planet to what they do now
>>1175628
state of the contrarianism in this post.
Glad someone enjoys smackdown
>>1175628
I hope Dana joins the main roster and reunites with her Emma. They're good together.
>>1175641
The fucking Womens division in NXT is gutted as fuck right now. Theyre probably gonna build her up there. It only makes sense since shes improved.
>>1175642
Considering the Asuka experiment was a success, they need to raid Japan for more talent.
>>1175642
Yeah I meant after some more training. I wish she'd heal up already. She hasn't wrestled since like November.
>>1175648
Asuka made a big post saying that a lot of those girls don't want to move over because they like their comfort zone in terms of how they can wrestle in Japan
>>1175648
>Japs flooding into WWE
Vince would have a heart attack
Who is your favourite female wrestler outside of WWE?
>Styles-Reigns promos for the next few weeks
>>1175651
I think he wants to get that market
arguably the second biggest wrestling market but apparently there are more americans with NJPW World than there is Japanese with WWE Network
If they just keep Roman as a tweener and don't have him asskiss the fans like a Cena, I could at least tolerate him.
But since this is WWE, they'll find a way to fuck it up.
>>1175651
Nakamura just debuted, and now they're about to sign Kota Ibushi and then tour Japan in the summer. WWE has a hard on for puroresu lately.
>>1175652
Mickie James
>>1175652
>female
>posts a tranny
already off to a bad start.
>>1175652
Ivelisse and Gail Kim.
>>1175648
>they need to raid Japan for more talent.
#soon PT1
best tag team in japan and most wwe ready.
>>1175649
kanas bony ass pretty much put further aggravated her injury.
>>1175648
>they need to raid Japan for more talent.
Soon.
>>1175663
>wanting to see based RPG Vice waste away on Superstars when they're about to beat Sydal/Ricochet for the Junior Tag titles at Invasion Attack
>>1175333
Sashimi watashi! Based king
>king isn't on raw
How
>>1175648
Kek how was Asuka succesful? She hasnt hit main roster yet and of course she'd be over in smark city NxMeme. Full Sail will cheer for you if your jap, indy darling, or vanilla midget.
Once they hit the main roster we will see if they are truly good.
[Spoiler]Jap wrestlers will never be over with casuals on the main roster [Spoiler]
>>1175648
#soon part 2
this one is just basically when he wants to jump not a matter of if.
He already gave his bro roman a shout out.
>>1175621
I don't think the "it's WWE booking" is a viable excuse with New Day.
They haven't changed their act, or been booked poorly in their role. Their shtick is just dry and they're no longer delivering.
>>1175670
>tripcode
Stopped right there.
>>1175670
>>1175670
>yet
Asuka will never be on the main roster. She'd be like 38 if the pace they're going with Bayley is any indication. She's just too old.
>>1175676
She's already booked for a main roster show in Hawaii in June.
>>1175668
>implying they wont have based tag matches with the revival, american alpha, enzo and big cass to a lesser extent with new day.
i do see your worry though.
>>1175676
Age is just a number my man. Wasn't DDP like 40 when he got into wrestling?
>>1175680
yeah but Asuka hasn't just got into wrestling, she's been wrestling a long time.
>>1175680
It's not really ability, more the fact that WWE would never push a woman that age who is also a chubby womanlet with bad english
>>1175678
It's in Hawaii, though. It's probably a mixed WWE/NXT show considering it's quite the trip. Also, Hawaii has the largest Japanese population in the United States, it also has a majority Asian population. So Asuka and Nakamura would be draws there.
>>1175649
She wrestled twice before Dallas but isn't touring with Asuka, Eva (who's getting decent apparently), Carmella, Peyton, and Olivia. With Emma also getting called up she's a curious case.
>>1175662
>Gail Kim
She's old as fuck now but she's probably the only woman on TV that could keep up with Asuka
>>1175652
I feel bad for Mia. She's an amazing wrestler, but really isn't getting the chance to showcase it with the way TNA books her.
Plus the fans know jack shit about her, so it's like she's never even had a match in here career everytime she comes out.
>>1175685
The only NXT guys booked are her and Shinsuke like you say.
Apparently the only other woman booked is Charlotte.
>>1175689
>Asuka vs Charlotte
This either be quite good or a trainwreck. Charlotte isn't exactly quick. If it's booked like David vs Goliath it could be a fun match
>>1175671
This guy is ready
>>1175642
They're signing a few women from ICW
>>1175659
Don't forget that Tozawa is in Haitch's Cruiser Wait tourney.
I heard there are rumors of rey mysterio returning. Is this true
>>1175686
based all red everything
>>1175699
dirtsheets have said it for a while but since he's under contract with LU, maybe at best expect him mid/late 2017
>>1175699
Fuck I hope not. He's probably slower than Beeg with his FIVE TIMES ON MY LEFT KNEE
>>1175707
>we will never ever see Asuka wrestle Nattie or Becky
just kill me
>>1175687
This. I haven't read the spoilers but she's probably going to feud with Madison (who's also in a rut) next while Gail and Maria doing their thing. Hopefully there'll be some segments with The Dollhouse.
Also, I have to say, considering how old Rebel is and the fact the she's only been wrestling for year its quite incredible how far she's come.
Would Alex draw in WWE?
>>1175705
I'm guessing that you missed AW2?
>>1175652
Madison Rayne makes my dick diamonds.
>>1175715
Whose ass is that???
[BAW GAWDS INTERNALLY]
>>1175738
Rebel
>>1175697
>more slags with annoying english/scottish/irish accents
pls no
>>1175721
>his win quotes against mika and birdie
>The div- i mean wymyns title match stole the show at mania this year
Anyone else investing in Jeff Jarretts gold?
Waht are the odds of this being a scam?
http://www.globalforcegold.info/
I hope Nakamura stays in NXT for a while.
>>1175781
He will needs to get used to the wwe style, not everyone can carry him like Sami
>>1175721
Yes hulk does
>>1175773
Kek
>le no charisma man
who comes to mind when you read these words?
>>1175777
kek, looks like a scam
>>1175786
>not everyone can carry him like Sami
decent b8
>>1175737
>Madison Rayne
>mfw I found out that Josh Mathews cucked her husband
What a fucking slut.
>>1175795
Cesaro
>>1175797
>Jeff not selling bullion in the shape of his face
Missed opportunity
>>1175795
Dean Ambrose
>>1175815
Are you deaf dumb and blind?
>>1175795
Roman
>>1175815
Kys jasethy
>>1175822
nah or else I might think he has charisma
>>1175844
The standards of banter on /asp/, lads.
>>1175822
Well he certainly has no in-ring ability, he's got a mid-card at best look, and not a single one of his promos is memorable or well-known. He definitely has no charisma either.
>>1175847
trip on Dean mark
>>1175857
The standards, lads
They have slipped
>>1175867
too bad he's a midcard jobber for life
Who /revival/ here?
>>1175891
literally no-one in the world is /revival/ desu
>>1175891
Literally who???
>>1175894
They kind of remind me of midnight express. I wonder if they'd be a great heel team on the main roster too
>>1175908
they're really boring and replacable
>>1175891
Me
Theyre two of maybe 5-7 actual heels on the roster
>>1175939
I miss edge
>>1175939
No flips, just fists
BRAND SPLIT WHEN?
>>1175908
They look nothing alike yet people confuse the two of them
why does sami still throw his arms up even after it rekt his shoulder
>>1175944
Ryback should had beaten Kalisto for the tittle.
Revival should had debutted instead of Vaudevillians.
Revival vs Lucha Dragons feud writes itself.
>>1175956
Vaudevillians gimmick makes Tyler Breeze's gimmick look sensible in comparison.
>>1175956
this.
Dash and Dawnson is pretty based even tho they look like CAW
aaaay we want some bayley
the /wwe/ general is so boring now.
what happened to the trip fags rustling anons
>>1176020
aaaay we want some overrated monkay!
>>1175945
Who the fuck knows anymore. Shane clearly should have won at Wrestlemania to introduce it, but now they've backed themselves into a corner again where they can't do anything but let The Authority continue.
>>1176020
Chant that gay shit near me at a show and ill spit on you
>>1176048
get worked
>>1176054
Oh you want to shoot? I'd rip your spine out and fuck you in the ass with it, fuck boy.
>>1176046
I guess generals get deleted so often people just stopped coming
>>1176057
No you wouldn't im 6' 3", nearly 6' 5" with shoes on and I'd spit on you then fuck your dog and theres nothing you could do about it.
>>1176062
holy shit youre tiny lmao. gain a couple of metres then come back to me little man
>>1176055
>get worked
xDD i said it again mom ! xD
>>1176062
>he isnt 7'1 masterrace.
pleb
>>1176065
Triggered you little vanilla midget?
>>1176067
stop talking to a rotting corpse and let her go
>>1176062
>>1176071
>>1176074
>literally trying to justify being 5'7''
>>1176072
get worked mark
>>1176062
>he's not 7 foot tall
S
A
W
F
T
>>1176074
>mfw the manlet who made this sat on a booster seat to see his computer screen
>>1176062
You don't wear or even own shoes you disgusting poorfag vermin
>>1176076
>I wish i was at home stretching
> the human body wasn't designed to be tall anyway
Every fucking time
>>1176076
>That rope holding is hat just a little bit higher
Its the little things that makes this image so great
>>1176088
>>1176082
>Angry manlets detected
>>1176086
Kek
>>1176092
that's to show it's the corner you autist
>>1176093
I'm 6"13 you fucking nerd
>>1176095
>Getting mad at how others interpret art
You are the autist here sir.
>>1176076
>gotta keep that posture tight
>>1176093
You scrub up pretty well dean mark
>>1176099
>lol ur mad
How to spot a booty blasted anon 101
>>1176098
More like 5' 6"
>>1176108
you on the right
>>1175427
Wrestlemania 32 was piss poor
Wrestlemania 31 was good
>>1176105
I never said you were mad bruh, just autistic.
>>1176111
"No"
Any blacks here?
>>1176114
But didn't you see that segment where they made new stars?
>>1176115
>Getting mad at
Keep digging that hole cuck boi
>>1176118
Right her famm
>>1176117
mandela was terrorist scum
>>1176123
Kill yourself you fucking nigger. I hate every single one of you. I don't even know why the fuck you exist in this universe. I hope your kind goes extinct. Don't appear before me if you value your life you gigantic nigger.
>>1176076
>dean mark getting triggered because a manlet fucked agirl before he did
>>1176127
Now this is edgy
>>1176127
black women are the best women so fuck you. i hope you go extinct faggot
>>1176119
With HBK, Cactus Jack, and Stone Cold beating up the League of Nations?
>>1176130
Now this is flaby
>>1176128
Gee I wonder whos behind this post
Please gain height lil guy
>>1176134
Yeah. Glad those three guys finally got their moment, especially Austin. He really needed that.
>>1176137
those girls had no right to talk to you like that
>>1176127
>>1176142
>implying i talk to people IRL
im 6' 3" no one has ever called me short in my life.
>tfw pizza delivery guy actually called me a "big guy"
>>1176148
>>1176146
These the same niggas that swear on their mums that racism doesn't exist on /pol/
>smdh tbch famm
>>1176149
the fact that you are wasting your giift, your blessing, by being a shut in autist makes me sick to my stomach. PLEASE have sex or end yourself
