fuck the Miz
First for Roman
>>1160299
>fuck the Miz
What is a heel?
Post yfw Los Matadores new gimmick are Puerto Rico Travel Salesmen
ASCENSION INCOMING
GET HYPED
Second for /co/
Miz>Ryder
Miz is great
>>1160308
jobbing
>>1160299
this guy fucks
anime
Rock heritage samoans are best samoans
Where is Triple Nose?
Fjrst for /neet/
Is /a/ /a/sleep?
/a/nime o muerte
This crowd has been dead since the end of the first hour
Why is AJ so cringe on the mic?
Just bring back spike
>>1160319
No. Just fuck the Miz
I miss how convoluted the Duddley family was in ECW. Now its only 2 guys
ANYONE ELSE FEELING A LITTLE SAWFT?
>There are people, and not just people, but self proclaimed smarks who thought Ryder would have more than a 1 day reign
Is Roman heel now?
Waiting Spike Dudley return
>no noise at all for the dudleys
lol why
WADDAUFINKADAT
>>1160344
His accent
>Bubba blowing the smarks the fuck out
based
where the fuck is big match john
Accordingly Devon has never hit a guy in the dick
>hating the moneymaker
>DEVON
>What?
>SCREW YOU
What was that Puerto Rico promo all about?
>>1160325
>>1160364
This awful RAW killed the crowd.
>>1160343
I suppose they were loud during the Ryder segment.
Based Bully Ray
>>1160344
because hick accent
Why was that not a DQ? The ref stood there and watched D-Von headbutt that Uso in the dick. When they did it back in the day, something would at least always distract the ref while they did it. So fucking lazy.
>>1160319
Why the fuck are you talking about shoes in /asp/
>No Balor Club
>No Cena
>No Joe
>No Cesaro
seriously what the fuck
Vince said this would be a night we will never forget with a smirk on his face, as if something big would happen. Fuck you Vince.
>>1160372
he retired last night
FACE OF DICK
>>1160360
Waiting on Big Dick Dudley return.
>UCE
>NOOO
>UCE
>NOOO
>>1160364
The crowd is absolutely dead
>tfw jbl won't shut the fuck up
Reminder that RAW's are all downhill from here and we are already at a 2/10 RAW.
Who the fuck is beato
Just got here, is this an epic after-mania raw or is it shite last night?
>>1160344
he's from georgia
>>1160349
You're just feeding into his gimmick.
Which to be honest was pretty good if you take out the top babyface on the week.
Even ryder was content with losing the belt. He said post match interview he was happy just getting it at mania.
>>1160319
>being a genuinely annoying and unlikable person is a gimmick
He reminds me of that guy on The Real World, does he know this Miz guy stole his gimmick.
>>1160342
>>1160340
>>1160335
>there are ''''''''''''people'''''''''''''' who thought shane returning would change anything
This raw is probably the worst postmania raw in years
Has somebody counted how many commercial breaks weve had tonight? feels like so much more than usual
>>1160378
Carlito returning as two different people
>>1160372
they're setting up thrice in a lifetime
>tfw no paige
>>1160364
Because Miz
Im literally near the front row at the show
I'm this ready to starting a chrisbenoit chant
>>1160378
Los Matadores being repackaged for the 15th time
Why is he AJ styles when he has no style on the mic?
They're all yelling "no" after the Uce but, right?
>>1160391
He's right, we won't forget it cause it's the worst one. It's the one we compare all after-Mania RAW's to.
>tfw even the ebin Raw after Mania is boring
The meme is dead tbqh.
>ITS ANOTHER CARTEL TV SHOW
>>1160391
>getting worked by vince
when will you smarks ever learn?
>post mania crowd dead
>shit raw
This is all your fault Vince
>>1160400
to be fair this raw is not that interesting
>>1160391
You got Big Fit Flip Nigg in a squash match, be happy.
>>1160353
Remembered that promo where they talked about "black dick in your ass"
>>1160418
someone's gotta pay for that free wrestlemania
>>1160418
You prefer watching this shitty episode of raw?
>>1160390
Because /fa/ has terrible taste. I'd prefer to learn from the board that follows around a guy in a cap and cargo shorts.
>>1160391
>Implying he wasnt talking to the smarks knowing full well he was going to blow Zack Ryder the fuck out.
>>1160422
She was in the ring when Charlotte got her new belt.
>>1160422
p/a/ige is f/a/t now tho
>>1160422
good
SHANE IS IN CONTROL OF RAW LADS WATCH HIM DO LITERALLY NOTHING AND LITERALLY NOTHING CHANGE
they can't be this clueless. They could've even brought out Enzo&Cass as well as Bayley
They're cutting the crowd mics, right? When the Usos were doing their "WHEN WE SAY UCE" shit, the audio kept cutting out. Sounded like they were doing some audio mixing backstage to try to keep TV from realizing that the meme crowd was hijacking the show.
>raw after mania
>nothing shocking has happened yet
11pm pls
>>1160455
Nice try
>>1160455
VINCE WAS RIGHT
>>1160422
>used to be paige
>now she's a book
>mfw I really thought Ryder would not lose the title tonight
>>1160447
No, but I dont know how many times I can watch fried chicken ads before getting bored
Holy shit there are "people" in this thread that really think Vince isn't is control of RAW tonight. They unironically believe kayfabe.
who /dippin/ here?
>>1160353
What was the point of Spike?
>>1160455
Make Zach Ryder champ again you faggot
>>1160444
>tfw I can quote all those promos and can't remember anything they've tried to push Roman to say
WE GOT A FAGGOT IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT.
WE GOT A WOMAN IN THE FRONT ROW WHO TAUGHT HER DAUGHTER HOW TO SUCK DICK.
>>1160443
You mean Nigille?
>>1160391
>No Balor Club
Thank goodness
about to smash 4 eggs on toast with baked beans
>>1160455
you were right vince
>>1160456
they're fucking with the audio and making the show shit to try and control the audience
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
>>1160455
DON'T BLAME THIS ON SHANE U OLD DECREPIT FUCK
>>1160455
Intimidated by your wife's son, Vinny?
>>1160455
STOP RIGHT THERE FUCKO
NAKAMURA
>>1160428
Los Futuro Endeavouro
>people in this thread actually believe Shane is in charge
Do you think Vince purposely put Shane "in charge" of this Raw to make him look bad because of how shit it is? Is Vince trying to make a point?
Yeaoh
>>1160465
>yfw the point of this RAW was to hammer home the point that even with Shane in charge nothing would change and RAW would still be horrible.
>Outlaw Wrestling
Go fuck yourself fucking smark crowd no one cares about le stiff jap
>>1160455
Push Bray you senile fuck
>>1160455
>implying there will be some change in WWE because Shane is "running" Raw when Vince is sitting his billion dollar ass back stage running the show
NAKAMURA
>LITERALLY CLIMBING ONTO THE TABLE
>>1160405
HAA HAAAA I'M GETTING ALZHEIMER'S SOON MAGGLE
Was that the second nakamura chant of the night?
This is one of the shittiest post-Wrestlemania Raws of all time.
>>1160470
for story line purposes they will blame this shit raw on shane
>>1160455
Nice try Vince
>>1160494
Who does?
What the fuck are they chanting
IS THAT THE BEAT TO NO LIMIT?
>>1160494
didnt you see Vince drive away in the limo bro?
>>1160456
That Nakamura chant just faintly came through for a second before cutting back out.
BASED FLAIR FLOP
>>1160511
Goes well with the WM.
>>1160499
>Outlaw Wrestling
>he doesn't know
>>1160412
That is literally his gimmick.
the fuck type of selling was Bubba ray doing
>This whole crowd
>nack a moore ah
fucking euros
>>1160485
Fair play Michael Cole, quick thinking
Who's the best seller and why is it Bubba?
>Jordan and Gable chant
>raucous crowd yelling for tables
FUCK YOU COLE
>>1160515
Teriyaki
>Gable and Jordan chants
>THIS ROWDY CROWD IS CHANTING FOR MORE TABLES
top kek
What are tehy chanting lads?
>>1160355
>There are people, and not just people, but self-proclaimed smarks who like the product the way it is
WHERE'S ENZO AND BIG CASS
FUCK THIS MATCH FOR THE 10000000000TH TIME
>gable chant
>THEY'RE ASKING FOR THE TABLES!
>yfw the best thing of wrestlemania this year was the HOF speeches
>>1160521
Oh shit, my bad, my man.
>DAT BUBBA SELL
HAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1160515
Nakamura
>>1160522
I heard it for a good 10 seconds. Plus, it started during commercials.
>Crowd clearly and audibly chanting for Jason Jordan & Chad Gable
>Cole "The crowd chanting to 'get the tables'"
that botch
YOU FUCKED UP
Heh nice save Maggle!
Pity about that fuckup.
BOTCH
boring
>Bubba yelling at bell ringer
HAHAHA
>that botch
>that sell by bubba
>Botch the ending
SOMEBODY'S GETTING FIRED
Rule inconsitency, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NICE BOTCH
YES BURY THE SAMOANS
YES BURY THE SAMOANS
YES BURY THE SAMOANS
YES BURY THE SAMOANS
YES BURY THE SAMOANS
YES BURY THE SAMOANS
YES BURY THE SAMOANS
>>1160547
BASED DUDLEYZ SAVING THAT BOTCH
A
S
E
D
RING BELL FUCKED UP
what a shitshow
Vince was right
Remember the other night where Bubba got in Roman's face? That was cool.
Second time Lillian gets cut off because of botcha-ring-bell
>no Enzo & Cass
>no Bullet Club
IS THAT IT?
>/asp/
>not a weaboard
This sound manipulation is shit
This is fucking terrible
how many people who watch anime have actually had sex with a human?
This show is an absolute disaster
NOW YOU RING THE BELL
>calling the match before they even won
THE STATE OF WWE
>you can still hear Bubba yelling
Lol
Renee's tits in that dress is the best thing about this Raw.
>Fire somebody
based John Bradshaw Layfield
>14 years
lol there was never a guy named Sami Zayn in the indies
can Lillian do a single fucking thing right
>>1160588
absolutely 0
Fuck no one knows the fucking rules anymore in WWE
Bubba knows this raw sucks. He tries so hard, though.
>No Enzo and Cass
REALLY?
>The underdog from the underground
Who the hell calls him that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RAW
THIS IS THE JUST A REGULAR ASS RAW
THIS MAIN EVENT BETTER HAVE A BASED BALOR CLUB ANGLE OR THIS IS SHIT/10
So... what is going to happen? This RAW is shit.
>Underdog from the Underground
Who the fuck writes this shit?
>Literally fucking up a bell ringing
Bubba is definitely pissed
THERE IS NO BELL TO RING
>>1160472
skoal mint all night bro
ASP GETTING BTFO
NICE ENZO AND CASS
NICE BAYLEY
NICE BURRITO CLUB
L M A O
M
A
O
>best RAW of the year they said
>it'll redeem a shit Mania they said
>>1160596
do the mics have audio coming out of them? can they work that way?
Wow how full of himself is this cunt?
>hurr im the heart and soul of nxt
>hurr im underground
>Tfw both a Ryder Mark and Miz Mark
I don't know how to feel
Are flat caps fedora tier?
nobody cares skinny seth rogen
Can still hear Bubba yelling up a storm.
>no Balor Club
>no Seth
>no EnC
So /asp/, why are you still watching this shit raw?
BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI BALOR WILL REPLACE SAMI
BASED FATASS
SMASH THAT MIDGET
>WWE fucked all their systems trying to cut all the booo's from WM
They're actually doing it. They're actually not going to debut Enzo and Cass.
Welp, I guess he really did fuck his shoulder up again
This Raw is like Wrestlemania, everyone lost, even the casuals.
>>1160588
Id say 50% either they had or didnt. Its not nuclear physics. Also Cena confirmed for main event now
KEK
SAMI INJURED AGAIN
>>1160585
>that doujin
NO ZAYN
PUT IN RYDER
so he really is injured?
sucks
ZAYN LEGIT HURT
OWENS TAKING HIM OUT BECAUSE HES INJURED AND HAS TO BACK OUT OF THE MATCH
Lets hope for the best
Le fued builder hype
Zayn talking too fast, seems nervous. Probably trying to remember all the new bullshit buzzwords Vince requires every wrestler to say over and over.
Sami Zayn did 9/11
Yep. Zayn's injured. Just writing him out of the 4 way picture.
Man... Just make it stop. Its awful.
Sami is off, Cena will replace him. CENAWINSLOL...FUCK THIS RAW! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>all these smarks getting worked by based vince
NO EXIT
So this is how they write off sami's shoulder injury
>it's a "we're putting Sami out cause he actually injured himself" segment
GOOD JOB ZAYN
>>1160542
>Not being a dumb mark means you approve of the way the product is
Bring back Chimmel for the love of god
>>1160625
They're Emmerdale-tier tb h senpai
Nakamura replacing zayn
>Zayn was legit injured when he ran to the back earlier after the Reigns shitfest so they're writing him out of the match this way
This company is dead in the water tbqh
Who's taking Zayns spot?
this fag has wrestle like 2 matches and wants a wwe title shot already top kek
BASED
>no sami Zzzzzzz in the fatal four qay
Kevin Owens single handedly saving the main event
ZAYN OUT ANOTHER 6 MONTHS
>Samoa Joe replaces Zayn in the F4
>>1160645
RYDER GOING FOR THE GRAND SLAM
>>1160588
%0 my man.
>>1160650
>implying
This is to write Sami out of the main event because he's hurt.
THE UNDERDOG FROM THE UNDERGROUND
VERSUS
THE BIG DOG FROM THE BIG SHIELD
AH LOVE IT MAGGLE
SUB IN NAKAMURA FOR ZAYN DO IT FAGGOTS
post yfw swagsuke replaces sami
>>1160660
fugggg
>Sz gets "injured" by LO backstage
>Joe takes his place
>Sami getting put through a table
>Favoring his shoulder again
Welp, so long Zayn, it was fun for a little while.
>writing him off for injury
>thrown through table
>grabs shoulder
Lel guess its official
>>1160671
Dean
>>1160624
>Tfw Ryder Mark
HE HAD BETTER WIN THE TITLE BACK AT PAYBACK GODDAMMIT
Between Wrestlemania and tonight there's gonna be material for the next 4 botchamanias
Borelor with Bullet Club to interfere in main event
>SAMI IS ACTUALLY INJURED
HOLY SHIT JUST FIRE HIM ALREADY
>>1160663
Read the original post before commenting shithead.
>>1160671
WOO
WOO
WOO
NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI NAKAMURA CONFIRMED REPLACING SAMI
>>1160671
Ryder desu
WHERE THE FUCK IS DEAN??
>>1160673
More like Owens eats the pin now.
